Has anyone else become the human servant of a demon? I summoned

Isn't that what all the succubus threads are for? Becoming subs for all the dominatrix demons out there, I mean.

>>17803856
That's more of a sexual thing, isn't it? This is more of a servant/helper arrangement. To my surprise a lot of the demons I've met were quite nice and cordial, provided you keep an open mind and cast out any prejudices.

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>>17803843
>yeah, okay.

>>17803875
if you don't get off on it, why serve a demon? do you get powers or enhanced lifespan or something?
Are you happier now that you're 'employed'?

>>17803894
The ability to rain down hellfire, of course!

>look mom I posted again!

Are you fucking 6 years old or some shit. Who actually believes this trash. Oh yeah wait... the majority of humanity believe trash like this.

>>17803935
>tips fedora

>>17803939
Yeah it's not edgy to hipster behavior to use common sense and not deny basic logic. Unfortunately people would rather deny logic and reason in favor of security. People afraid of death, who woulda thunk it?

>>17803935
Why are you even on x?

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>>17803843
Aw, isn't that just awesome. Little Johnny had an imaginary friend. He uses it as an excuse to kill animals and deface property. He believe he had a legitimate excuse to be a juvenile delinquent. Remember to blame your demon when you get arrested.

>>17803948
>tips fedora a bit more

>>17803935
Found the edgy demon

>>17804837
I love it's "edgy" to not believe ridiculousness. To each their own I guess.

>>17803843
>>17803894
Fo real tho
Do you actually get any cool stat bonuses?
not even joking

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yea me op

not fun. no reason to live.

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<best guess on how they do it

>>17806909
i got sick gains out of it. 170lb kickboxer after 2 years with the thing, after 8 years 300lb kickboxer, raging semi violent sociopath though, tending towards cannibilism sometimes
>not fun

>they promised me 50 million dollars too and i never got it
>total shit

>>17803948
*tipping intensifies*

>>17803843

You joined a church?

>>17803843

What's the matter with the skellys in OPs pic?

>>17807205

Yeah, there's something strange about the notion of people burning for dealing with demons.

>>17806963
Lol kid ur fuckn DELUSIONAL YOU GOT KEKED BY A DENON YOU FUCKER MOMER

>>17807228
That's some fine shitposting there anon.

>>17803856
I wish we could have a succubus thread that doesn't get deleted.

>>17803843
You need to raise your summoning level man, Here is a list of skills. http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Summon_Monster_Table

I would recommend only summoning friendly ones.

>>17809319
What do the rules say about fighting monsters you summoned? Do you get the xp?

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I'm in your house.

>>17803843
>Shit like sacrificing animals or engraving runes in public areas to help it gain more influence
This sounds kind of weird. Can you explain how doing such things enables the spirit to gain influence?

I wouldn't know anything about this sort of stuff, I'm not in middle school.

>>17807218
They're spooky m8

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>>17803843
Ive literally only made demons my bitches. Like kicked countless ones asses and never getting defeated. Met a group of jinns, being made of fire and they gave me a list to do or they'll take me with them and I didn't even look at it and just dropped it. I seriously think Im the baddest motherfucker to ever exist.

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>>17814079
beast