How do I gain access to ultimate secrets and knowledge that I can't figure out on my own?
please don't respond with meditation.
I'm looking for rumored secret society databases I can hack into
You've heard of the Bilderberg group, right? Hack them.
>>17798587
good idea, now I just need to learn how to hack
>>17798577
You must be double jointed, and you must be Hungarian.
Place head between legs. Relax your sphincter and allow air to flow freely from your colon. Inhale deeply.
>>17798595
>just
Yea dude, you do that. Go ask >>>/g/ because there's nothing they love to do more than help out folks who want to learn to hack, especially if you tell them that >>>/v/ sent you.
If you are at all serious though: http://www.openbsd.org/
Install it, and learn it from the inside out. If you can hack it, you can hack anything.
>>17798602
I think I've heard of this hack
It's the
"back door" hack right
>>17798618
/g/ told me bsd isn't secure anymore
>>17798621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI
>>17798625
OpenBSD's source is open, and freely available. Anyone is free to audit it and document and disclose any backdoors they may happen to find, and are highly encouraged to do so.
Paranoid morons have been whining about this alleged backdoor for like a decade now, but have yet to demonstrate it's existence. The whole reason they even know about it's supposed existence is because Theo himself disclosed the private email that initially made the claim, within a couple days of receiving it. If he, or the project were hiding something, the logical course of action would have been to just remain silent about it, but instead they called for an official audit, and asked people to independently audit the code as well, which of course brought the issue into public view.
Meanwhile /g/ is generally perfectly ok with systemd, despite all the numerous flaws and security risks that are documented in it. They are either ok with Windows 10's bullshit, or oppose it merely because it's not their precious GNU plus Linux. They are a bunch of drooling consumerist retards for the most part.
>>17798577
I'm more prone to the good old infiltration. Sure, hacking into stuff is far less direct, and far more convenient, but ninja-style deep infiltration is more fun.
>>17798863
but that's how you get raped
OP here, what do I do now?
>>17798577
With meditation
>>17798900
With meditation
>>17798895
Raped? Nah. That's how you become a rapist, though
>>17798577
figure it out on your own.
Oh wait you can't.
Oh wait, your asking me to figure it out for you.
Well, I happen to have figured out a few things.
But these took me years of meditation to discover.
So your gonna need to buy my book.
Or meditate.
>>17798577
>please don't respond with meditation.
Stay ignorant, then. Your choice.
>>17798577
you're better off finding members and hacking their stuff or just following them around and doing private eye stuff to their houses and cars.
>>17798577
Watch anime.
>>17798577
Play Watch Dogs.
Wear watch balls.