are humans the true master race of the universe?
>created by god in its own image
>come in variety shapes, sizes and colors
>extremely intelligent to the point were they can reverse engineer things "for fun"
>extremely aggressive and extremely spiteful
>also extremely sexual; if there's a hole they will find it
>gestation period is long but doesn't stop the fast rate of reproduction
>you can cut multiple limbs off and it will still try to attack you
>you literally have to dismember its head if you want to stop it
i can see why ayylmaos are so fascinated with us. they are jealous that the creator blessed us
No, humans are the worst race.
>>17790557
>some unique being or incredibly advanced race created trillions of races and failed time and time again
>eventually created it right
>makes Humans
>all Aliens are failed creations of humanity
>that's why Aliens abduct us and take our bodily fluids
>Aliens want to create cross breeds because they know that they're genetically doomed
>they want to be like Humanity on a biological level
OP is on to something.
>Extremely intelligent
>There are thousands of alien races that mastered space travel
>>17790579
How the did something we create become more advanced than us?
No.
>>17790599
we been mastered space travel nigga
we are too lazy to go back
>>17790618
We must not be very intelligent then.
Although I wouldn't be surprised if everything Gary McKinnon claimed was true.
>>17790625
what did he claim besides the black cigar shaped ship
HUMAN EMPIRE LED BY GOD EMPEROR WHEN?
>>17790557
Do you think aliens have the bible?
God made man in his image?
>>17790557
>extremely intelligent to the point where they can reverse engineer things "for fun"
>>17790688
The 41st millennium, or about 38,000 years in the future.
>>17790557
Thinking that humanity is "extremely intelligent" is the certain proof that we are not. That is way too narro view
>>17790557
>implying god exists
>not as much as many other animals, nor is this necessarily a good thing
>Intelligent compared to other things here, not compared to life on any other planet necessarily.
>implying aggression and spite are good, kill yourself you edgy 15 year old
>implying being extremely sexual is good
>Has to do with being the true master race
>No, you fucking can't unless they're on some fucking retarded drugs. 99% of people drop from a single punch
>see point above, dumbass.
>>17790557
Dismember the head? Anon, who told you this?
>>17790557
No, but it sure is nice to THINK we are, isn't it?
Mmm, mmm, that thought. Feels so good on my bulbous neural-network-entwined decision organ.
>>17790557
>>created by god in its own image
Just make sure not to give a false name to god, like jesus or some shit.