Dear se/x/y folks, Since dogs can walk on their respective hind

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>>17770564
so if monkeys could walk on their hind legs would that be the beginning of bigfoot myths?

>>17770569
Don't tell me you wouldn't freak out seeing this thing standing up in the middle of night and staring at you.

>>17770578
no, they would be called humans.

>>17770579
no, they look like big funny meerkats

>>17770584
When you're in a forest in the middle of the night?
And you're a superstitious pagan European?

>>17770586
it's still a funny dog standing like human

>>17770596
So a werewolf.

>>17770564
Zombies, werewolves and vampires are explained by the symptoms and transmission of rabies.

>>17770584
My father used to hunt and track wolves back in the day when their population numbers were getting too high in a certain area of the US. He said that seeing one do that at night near you is god damn scary, especially when they can walk a short distance like that. Most people forget that a wolf isn't just the size of an average German Shepard, they're about two, three times that size. Oh and can rip you to shreds with little effort.