ITT: Times you were spooked but then unspooked >live alone

HaHaHa! Story of my life. And I'd have done the same thing.

>>17747728
What's a big Cancer?

>>17747732
Like a hard and big Cancer polyp in my intestines I thought I found when I was worming.

I meant it was just a big poop lol

I used to be scared of ghosts until I tape realized that even of ghosts are real, who gives a fuck? They're ghosts. They're fucking jealous of my ability to breath and fuck bitches that they're trying to mess with me by doing what? Making a noise? That's so fucking scary you jealous pussy ghost. I swear to god I'll never understand why ghosts could be frightening to anyone anymore.

What IS scary though is the thought that a uniform can turn a man into an authority figure.

>at home with the significant other
>cleaning up after dinner,goofing around
>both walking up stairs laughing when we her really loud demonic wail
>both of us go silent and shit our pants, listening for the source
> finally pin the sound to outside the front door
> in true horror movie fashion open the door expecting to die
>it's our fucking rusty ass storm door that didn't latch properly and is banging against the house

It is now called Satan door.

>>17747644
>be me, around 13 years old
>sitting in my room
>hear my little sister go into the garage
>suddenly hear the most bloodcurdling scream i've ever heard
>oh shit my sister just got stabbed to death
>or eaten alive
>or both
>parents run to the rescue
>turns out it was just a cat that jumped out of the trash can and scared the shit out her