/x/ Help me out here. I want a list of shit you'd do if

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2016-05-28 21:33:31 Post No. 17745928
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Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:33:31 Post No. 17745928 [Report]

/x/ Help me out here.

I want a list of shit you'd do if you could join the Illuminati.

I'll tell you why later in the thread.

Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:36:13 Post No.17745936
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Do your own homework.

Father of (ID: !LIES0m9gt2) 2016-05-28 21:37:56 Post No.17745939
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>>17745928
3d lolis... Shotas as well, because why the fuck not

Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:38:09 Post No.17745940
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>>17745936

Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:39:50 Post No.17745946
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>>17745936
What the fuck do you mean "homework"

I'm not asking you for "facts" about the Illuminati, I'm asking what you would do if you could join, fuckin dumbass.

Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:42:44 Post No.17745960
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>>17745946
Well, you got your answer here: >>17745939

So you can leave now.

Anonymous 2016-05-28 21:43:48 Post No.17745962
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>>17745960
Shut the fuck up you little hyperactive prick

Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:04:13 Post No.17746011
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Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:04:13 Post No.17746011 [Report]

I would abolish pants.... no more pants for anyone ever. Shorts okay but not flood pants. Wearing pants would be punishable by death and anyone caught not killing someone on sight who wears pants would have all their money given to the gomment

Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:08:24 Post No.17746023
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Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:08:24 Post No.17746023 [Report]

Watch anime, as much as containable. Maybe play board games. Cards if I'm lucky.

Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:55:52 Post No.17746155
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Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:55:52 Post No.17746155 [Report]

I would illuminate

Anonymous 2016-05-28 22:57:45 Post No.17746161
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>>17745928
I would eat at KFC all day, every day.

Anonymous 2016-05-28 23:28:15 Post No.17746276
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>>17745928
eat shrimp crackers in vietnam with my gf while arranging my private flight to fiji where I'd get real tribal tats done. following weeked throwing up off ahuasca on necker island.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 01:56:41 Post No.17746677
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>>17746161
Which KFC Chick are you?

Anonymous 2016-05-29 02:00:12 Post No.17746687
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>>17746677

A chick eating chicken is kind of cannibalistic.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 03:53:08 Post No.17747002
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 03:53:08 Post No.17747002 [Report]

I'd tell them to fuck off and unite with the machine overmind instead.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 04:19:41 Post No.17747072
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>>17745928
I would flip the triangle upside down and bring power back to the people maaaaan

Anonymous 2016-05-29 04:22:58 Post No.17747087
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>>17745928
I would put my symbols and trademarks everywhere for the sole purpose of laughing at the idiots who start coming up with insane "theories" on what they mean.

So basically, the exact same thing the Illuminati is already doing.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 04:24:48 Post No.17747095
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>>17747002
>best ending
muh nigga.

Anonymous 2016-05-29 04:58:22 Post No.17747195
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