Hey my friend wants to use a Ouija board again and asked me to

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bumpp

>>17740615
Skeletor taking 2 imaginary dicks

>>17740623
Nice assumption. Have any advice?

>>17740535
You have nothing to worry about.

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>>17740789
You really think so?

>>17740674
Provide one more sick and youre golden

I don't have time to go into it. All I can say is do not touch that board. If you do connect, you will be sorry. It took me 20 plus years to get rid of what came out of that experience.

>>17740837
Serious 20 years? Even a little detail would be appreciated. That's insane.

>>17740846
dude is f.o.s., people are the only demons you should worry about.

Nigga it's a toy.

>>17741349
Not or op

I lurk this board to put me to sleep, I don't believe in any of the shit that is posted here involving ghosts or demons or whatever

But I'll tell you right now, those boards aren't a joke. Say whatever you wanna say. But those things aren't toys. There's evil that lurks in them.

>>17740535
Dude there are no good spirits only demons

Ouija boards are no joke though don't keep a used one in your house, safest to just burn it

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>>17741628
No, there's evil that lurks in you. The board is just a tool.
If it fucked your shit up, it's only because you used in a way about as smart as pic related.
As long as you refrain from being retarded, a ouija board won't harm you.

>>17740535
Get to know your neighbors also Orks play sports.

>>17740535
ouija boards are for little girls. you need to make a salve with hemlock ,fleas bane,lavender and lanolin to open your minds eye

then you need to be alone in a dark place so outside influences are at a minimum. let your mid drift

You want to summon a malicious entity that has incomprehensible ways of torturing and destroying you and your families lives?
Go ahead bud. Darwin would be proud