How to I join the illuminati? If I become a mason will that

>>17738821
what if you already are and don't know it yet?

>>17738821
You have already been enlisted and no, masons cant protect you

>>17738821
They're a cultural meme propagated by schizotypicals like you. You cannot join them, you can only appropriate the symbols associated with them.

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>>17738840
No, a civilian is able to join us, there are new students everyday

>>17738848
It's sad that you think your roleplaying troupe is a global conspiracy.

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>>17738821
lol faggot just go to their website around december, sign up, then some time in january they will mail you the test, last but not least answer the phone when that swiz number comes up

either that be rich and influental, but i have a feeling you aint either of those so

>>17738821
Cut the all seeing eye out from a dollar bill and tack it above your door. This will keep them from coming after you on the appointed time, so long as you are in said residence. If you happen to be elsewhere, you may become a victim of a large scale incident and that would be outside their control as you would merely be collateral damage.

Read a book on the subject though, because there are other methods of protecting yourself, and being a freemason isn't one of them.

>>17738821
>How to I join the illuminati?
Why would you want to do that?
>If I become a mason will that at least protect me from them?
Totally different group. So are the Knights Templar. The Iluminati just steal symbols from history to use for their own purposes.

What do you think "they" are trying to do to you?