What's the deal with the Illuminati card game? It came

>>17735845
You did these yourself? Cute.
How does one play, OP?

>>17735856
what?

>>17735856
Seconding this, how does it play?

>>17735856
How does one roll?

I've seen someone jump off a 30 foot wall, land on their neck, roll over their shoulder, and keep running without even a scratch

>>17735865
Then they didn't land on their neck.

To be honest if it claims to be a card game at least have to be playable.

Can someone from /tg/ confirm?

>>17735856
>>17735862
>>17735881
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati_(game)

This was real, dorks. Steve Jackson games.
Now let me do a little greentexting.
>iconic structures, perfect for targeting
>card game uses said structures in design
>overly general social statements made by game writers who can trendspot
>omg witchcraft it knows all the bad things

>>17735898
Some of these examples are super weak too, like the fact a marathon runner at Boston happened to wear green or that two black guys have the same hairstyles.

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>>17735897
>inspired by the 1975 book, The Illuminatus! Trilogy

Crap.