Could any anons give some quick advice on using an Ouija board

Yep, dig a hole, put in the board, pour salt on it, fill in the hole.

>>17720655
>salt
That's an idol.
Ask God for your spiritual concerns.

>>17720649

Don't. If a ouija board manages to make you 'believe,' whatever the fuck made you believe is going to make you wish you didn't.

I just need advice on how to make a correct setting and how to get a "conversation" started.

>>17720684
It doesn't really matter since it's just a parlor game.

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Be ready OP, Ouija threads trigger the snot out of the Fedora Crowd and they feel compelled to shitpost like crazy in Ouija threads.

From what I've heard, while using a oujia board there should be a male and a female with their fingers on the planchette to balance energies.

>>17720649
If you go through with this, be prepared to get fucked with HARD by Z

>>17722700
stupidest thing ever

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>>17720655
Ouija board biochar should not be made.

Stop immediately if your hand starts to move in a circular pattern.

The danger is that you will succumb to a seizure; so have some kind of non-psychedelic anticonvulsant on hand, and a sitter to administer the medication.

There are not good reasons to use this device, beware.
>>17722726
I would like to know more about this character.

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>>17720649
You place a counter or cup on the board and then ghosts start talking to you. Really.

>>17722821
http://zozotheouijaspirit.blogspot.com/?m=1
http://www.ghosttheory.com/2011/08/25/what-is-zozo
http://livescifi.tv/2015/08/warning-signs-of-zozo-the-ouija-board-demon/
http://ghostsnghouls.com/2014/08/24/%EF%BB%BFzozo-ouija-demon/

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>>17722831
Thank you, I am researching the microbiology of ideomotor phenomena.

The name rings a bell that is too uncanny to be a coincidence. I'll post here if I write a whitepaper about it.