So if Adam and Eve eating the apple and getting kicked out of

Try reading the book.

if people take this literally i'm gonna rip heads off

>>17713739
In the beginning god created niggers and spics.

>>17713776
Well, at least you know who you evolved from.

what are metaphors

>>17714357
Shitt what are these metaphors for?

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The apple of sin was the gift of knowledge, satan bestowed upon them understanding and with it misery

>>17715055
SWAG YOLO 420 CHECK EM BRO MAN MAD SKILLS SENPAI OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT IT DO CUZ SENPAI NIGGA TURN UP JESUS PRAIZE YOLO DORITOS MOUTAIN DEW SENPAI!!!!111!!

>>17713739
The old testament states that Adam & Eve were suppose to live in the Garden until they named every single animal.
They would have dominion over every animal and would be able to rule over them as the entire world became the garden.
Pretty much anywhere they went animals would bring them food, take care of them, keep them warm.
Supposedly since they were kicked out, there were so many beast that were not named and therefore man had no control over them, this was the reason for the creation of fires, towns, weapons. To keep humans safe.

>tldr
We were suppose to play house all day in the garden forever and be eternally happy as if this was our own heaven.
Noah's grandfather Enoch wrote of this, as the farther they stepped foot from the garden. The shorter their life span became and the harder the worlds cruelty was.
Enoch supposedly lived for 800 something years.

adam fucked eve had a son then eve fucked the son to have more kids.

there were no other men apart from the sons so she must have fucked her own kid

>>17715086
>What is the land of Nod
YFW you may not even be a descendant of Adam and Eve

>>17715086
Adam and Eve were the first people made in the Garden of Eden but they weren't the only people that God created.

God exiled Cain, Eve's son, to the land of Nod to find a wife.

>>17715098
>>17715105
>nodmind

the adam/eve/eden thing isn't even one of the more interesting of the world's human origin mythologies.

>>17715116

Name some other ones then

>>17715136
Take your pick

http://www.gly.uga.edu/railsback/CS/CSIndex.html

>>17715098

Fail.

The land of Nod was where Cain was exiled to after murdering Abel. Still decedent of Adam and Eve.

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>>17715066
check'd

the bible says all kinds of stupid shit... why believe any of it?

Some Missionary came to my University and was talking to me about this actually.

He claims that humanity was supposed to be immortal, kind of like Gods in their own right. But Adam/Eve didn't listen and screwed over the rest of humanity.

>>17713739
Ask God.

If he can still remember.

>>17713739
The plan was they would worship the Archons who were kind of gardening the place, but basically scared of trees.
No matter how they tried to make Adam scared of trees as well to con him into worshiping them, they just couldn't do it.
Then they got nasty and kicked humanity out before getting kicked out theirselves.

>>17715072
>as the farther they stepped foot from the garden. The shorter their life span became
So the closest to Heaven right now is Okinawa?

Adam's biggest fuckup wasn't eating the apple, it was not realizing that Lilith was better than Eve. A boring submissive woman (Eve) versus an enthusiastic and active woman (Lilith) who not only wants, but DEMANDS, to get on top and do all the work because she wants your body that fucking much? It's not even a contest.