Hey /x/ Need a new god to worship? Come charge this sigil and

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eRis.

Too many dicks

>>17707026
tRUe

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My time is valuable and I can only worship so many gods without pissing off too many others. You've got 5 minutes. Sell me.

>>17707158
Homo Deus Antinous. Google it. Right up your alley. Literally. You're welcome.

>>17707158
You worship him, he graces your life with spiritual progress and helps to unlock the magic hidden in all human DNA

>>17707173
Son, you're never going to get ahead in life when you're projecting like an Imax. Be honest with yourself. That being said, you're fired.

>>17707181
I'm getting the same offer from Thoth. What makes this new god a competitor?

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>>17707226
his ability to guide you in the path normally obscured by mainstream gods whom normally obscure information they deem too important to just dole out indiscriminately

>>17707226
Honestly this sounds a bit sketchy. meditate on both and see the results