I was told by a Druid that my spirit animal is a basking shark,

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Cool story bro I am really happy for you

Your mom

Typical anonfags, ''HEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHHE UR MUEM HEHEHE'' get the fuck off 4chan.

>>17660437
You're just jealous because your spirit animal is probably a hagfish or something equally shit.

>>17660440
I wonder how many people laughed at this.

>>17660434
The druid told you that you like to go deep with your mouth wide open? He called you a cocksucking homo bro.

>>17660493
Hagfish are awesome, though.

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>>17660526

>>17660434
i'm a crow

>>17660544
Cool

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A shark with terrible realizations.

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>>17660544

>>17660434
Was he resto, feral or balance?

>>17660559
20 balance 51 restoration

I'd say an owl. I've never had the opportunity to speak with someone who knows about that stuff, so my assumption is based on internet tests.
I have always loved owls though.

>>17660434
I was told by a drunken hobo that my spirit shovel is a spade, as shitty as that sounds, it felt right. It makes perfect sense in every conceivable way. Deep down I think I always was a spade. I know dem bitches love BBC

>>17660588
>my assumption is based on internet tests
People like you should be sterilized

>>17660603
Not like I planned on reproducing anyway

>tfw no connection and means of meeting to any native american who can introduce me to the ritual

>>17660434
Crow

>>17660434
snake

>>17660544
>>17660848
Are you brothers?

>>17660886
No but Probs from the same murder

>>17660434
Katie hopkins is my spirit animal

>>17660434
When I grow up I want to be a traffic light

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My spirit animal is or actually are all kinds of cats. In previous lives i was a lion and sometime I was a small neko.

>>17660434
i would like to say some unholy hybrid of a sloth and a croc

but some hippie web site about some mexican stuff some one posted here a month or 2 ago said i was a thunder turtle

>>17660434
I don't know my spirit animal :/
I sit and try to connect sometimes but I can never specify what it is.

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>>17660434
>as silly as that sounds, it felt right. It makes perfect sense in every conceivable way.

i know that feel tbqh senpai

Spoiler:
I am the animal

Your spirit animal is whatever you want it to be, so it's literally up to you if you believe him.

Your current illusion of self probably is a shark tho

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Stoner sloth for sure

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Monitor Lizard. ive always wondered, could a humans spirit animal be an extinct one?

>>17662272
Are you referring to the one from Australia?
Megalomania or some stupid shit?

>>17660434
I've been practicing shamanic journeying for several years now, and at this point have several animal spirits. Tiger, bald eagle, and tree frog are the main ones.

>>17662281
for me personally its the species living today, not the giant mythic ones. dont be a dick senpai

>>17660544
Kakaaaaw

>>17660434
Are you a basking shark because of all the dicks you can fit in your mouth?

I just asked my pendulum and it told me Rat. Which I think is insane because I don't think I'm anything like a rat. I don't even care about rats. Of it was like a cat or something I could believe that

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>>17660529
>Hagfish
They taste really good.

Prolly a crow or rat or somethin'. I've always had a problem with being a thief since I was little.

>>17660434
I think I have similarities with bears, but the only time anybody tells me that i look like an animal without question about it first, was a girl that told me that i feel like an eagle, And that was so random for me that i keep thinking why she told me that.

>>17660434
Honestly. Great white shark

It's sounds right to you because you're fat and will gulf anything done with that big mouth of yours

Idk how do I find out

>>17660955
>small neko
/a/ NEEDS TO BE GENOCIDED
KILL YOURSELF

>>17662944
This.
Where the druids at?

>>17661000
pots and pans

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my spirit animal is Rich Evans

what are we supposed to pick our spirit animals.

My spirit animal is a nigger

>>17660437
Yo ID stick my anaconda in that mouth God damn her face good bruh

>>17660434
Probably something useless and annoying. Like a bed bug or something.

>>17660434
Boris.

My spirit animal is a finch

>>17663058
Me to

A fox

I often dream of me as a bear, i once dreamed i was like a chef of a clan wearing a white bear skin and people renames me the white bear.
I don't know i will ask my local fluid druid.

>>17660477
>not knowing how to reply
>newfag detected

>>17660434
a night elf druid told you huh? what level was he at?

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I have always felt a special connection to Clark's Nutcracker.

My bf jokes that his spirit animal is the Hypnotoad because his facial features are quite reptilean and he has these crazily colored blue-green eyes.
[spoiler]So, all glory to the Hypnotoad, I guess[/spoiler]

>>17663477
get bent, fat slut

This thread. I got a good laugh.

>>17662272
I'm wondering the same thing. I meditated long ago and the animal was a T-rex.

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>>17660434
I am the beast i worship

>>17662297
>mythic

Megalania's not a myth.

>>17663058
Farm tools aren't animals.