So, /x/, what's your excuse for not worshiping the sun?

>only reason you're alive

How about Earth?

>>17636555
Without the sun, the earth would fly off into space. Without it in the beginning, life couldn't have even started.

>>17636557
true, but without th earth we wouldn't be here either. it's the reason people worship lots of different gods. some pay homage to the sun, and some to chaos for giving us creativity and fun, some to nature itself.

You raise good points, however.

Because I worship the son. Makes me wonder if the English language is total symbolism.

it's the only reason you're alive right now.
Let's not forget about water

Because I don't worship shitty dark soul memes.

There needs to be a nature-based religion revival.

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>>17636547
I like the moon better.

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>>17636547
>>>>>>>>>>>/v/

We already deal with enough retards. here.

>>17636557
Yeah, and sun goes around something too, and that something.... So whats in the middle?
It all rotates chaotically around itself, so there is no way to tell who made who?

The sun resonates with me more than the earth and water does. The moon sort of resonates too but not to the same extent the sun does. I think it's funny though, since I hate being outside when the sun is cooking everything.
>>17636589
>>17636571
It wasn't meant to be shitposting, I was being genuine. I just figured that Dank Souls would be a good tool to use to start the thread.

>>17636591
I didn't mean to get too deep about it, I just figured since you can actually perceive the sun without any telescopes and satellites that it would be a better go-to.

>>17636572
Bound to happen

>>17636589
I happen to think this is a good and genuine thread


>>17636603

(I was the first poster) I like this thread. you do you.

>>17636616
Thanks, man. It's my first thread on /x/ and I figured that it might be a good change to the normal things that are talked about.

>>17636624
I agree. Praise the sun (and I'm not just referencing to dark souls). Do you worship Ra/Apollo or just the sun?

>>17636668
I haven't formally started doing anything, if I will. But, if I did, I would probably just go with the Sun itself. More so I don't have to do a lot of catching up on literature, than anything.

>>17636676
Hah, yeah. You can worship whatever you want. 'Tis the beauty of free will. You do you, don't let 'em tell you otherwise.

>>17636679
Thanks man.

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You semen slurping cucks. How dare any of you challenge our Lord and Savior, The Sun. I bet you faggots couldn't even add 1 scoop of praisin, let alone the daily recommended 2 scoops of praisin.

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Always thought it looked like titties over a blunt

>>17636547
>the only reason you're alive
true, but I'd rather not existing at all, not to be edgy but being poorfag in a poor country is shit and knowing that I can never get out of here is depressing.

>>17636547
>it's the only reason you're alive right now.
what about the earth itself? and the oxygen in the atmosphere? and the water? and the soil that plants grow from? and my parents?

>>17636725
Wouldn't be there without the sun being here first.

>>17636731
why stop at the sun? why not worship dust and gas because that's what the sun came from?

>>17636737
Because it's simpler.

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Nah, i worship gravity, it's why the solar system was formed in the first place.

>>17636747
D-DIO?!

Because choosing to worship one single aspect as being more important than the others in the divine "whole" is asinine and does nothing but create division.

Also patriarchal sun-kings are shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU

>>17636603
Oh okay. Carry on then, friend, apologies for shitting up the thread with my grumpiness.

>>17636783
Not a problem, friendo. Thanks for understanding.

>>17636547

Ist worsiping the sun for free?

what kind of contrac are you getting when you worship a deity like the sun?

>>17636805
depends on which sun/son you are worshiping.

there's lucifer and christ take your pick

>>17636805
I assume that it's completely free. I guess it's probably more of an intentional appreciation than anything.

>>17636547
easiest way to become a sun worshiper is to become a freemason. they worship the sun in the tradition of ancient Egypt

luciferians on /x/ again

>>17636810
the big ball of hidrogen in our sky.
Lucifer and Christ are under him so if you got straigh to the source is better ritgth?

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>>17636818
In manly halls (33rd degree head of the freemasons for a time) book he describes the sun as a symbol for the primal force of fire and chaos in the world. "the source" of all things.

Lucifer is the material sun
God the spiritual sun
and Christ is half spiritual half material

>>17636835
>Disinfo book

>>17636566
Theroetically, since the sun's most bountiful gift is the energy and light it gives us, if you could fin yoursef in any mildly-sustainable environment with atmosphere, the sun would still provide you with warm, bright light.
And harmful radiation waves.

>>17636589
aw cutest .gif ever

>>17636547
Because the sun is not sentient and doesn't respond to worship. I'm also pretty sure abiogensis can occur without sunlight, as long as there's sufficient energy from volcanic activity. I doubt consciousness could evolve from a system of life so limited to volcanic vents, but silicon-ammonia biochemistry hasn't really been studied, so it could be a possibility conscious life could arise in conditions without direct sunlight.

The sun is worthy of worship, but I serve only the gods of justice. Without justice, there is no meaning to the life given to us by the sun.

>>17636547
Moloch is an idol. It has no breath, it's lega don't make him walk, his hands won't let him grasp. Might those that worship him be just like him.

The sun will also take our lives, with no mercy spared

So why worship a chaotic dickhead?

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>mfw i see all this blasphemy

>>17636547
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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>>17636603
Then I apologize for my hostility dear anon. With /v/ basically being /dsg/ these days, I guess I was a bit skeptical.

Again, my apologies.

The sun gives a reaction

>Slow clap.

>>17637469
>Its breath is its rythm, its rythmis the cycle of life.

>>17637035
The sun is respondent and in communion of emissions.

>>17636664
>Praises the sun
>Blinds closed

This bothered me more than it should have.

>>17637850
>Stella Artois glass filled with orange juice

For me it was this

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>>17636547
Because he's the One true God.

>inb4 jesus is a sun god, he's not.

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>>17637512
>the sun is like a wondrous body. A magnificent father

>>17636547

Fuck the sun. It is a source of pain and ugliness.

Only the Moon is deserving of worship. It's gentle light guides us. It soothes us. It is beautiful.

>>17636547
Because worship is a retarded concept that has done endless harm to humanity.

>>17637863
No but Jesus is a faggot

>>17636547
Who's to say that I don't already worship said sun

>>17636810

>lucifer and christ

this thread was good up until that shit

if the sun suddenly disappeared, we would orbit nothing for 8 minutes before we fly off on a tangent

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>>17637957
>tfw Jesus was in fact the cult leader of the sun / star (light) worship. The creator is the light, the stars that entered the great emptyness before the big back. (genesis 1:1)

Ask a Jew why they hate Jesus or the light.

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Why would you worship an inanimate ball of hot plasma? What would worshipping it even accomplish?

>>17638017
absolutely nothing

>>17638045
>>17638017
Just as much as any worshipping accomplishes

>>17636547
Why are you not worshipping everything? Everything is literally the reason you're alive right now.

That's called pantheism. Religions with PANTHEons are based on that concept, many of which place the sun and the earth as very high powers.

>>17636547
Sunburn.

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>>17637957

>>17638076

What if I worship the pussay?

why should i worship the sun

>inanimate
>not female
>won't sit on my face and call me a good boy

>>17638843
haha, that's cool bro.
I have a Goddess Kink as well.

>>17637863
jesus was too a sun god

>>17639075
http://biblehub.com/revelation/22-16.htm

Take this as you will.

Only fools worship

>>17639114
wisdom begins with submission to the gods.

>>17639114
[citation needed]

>>17639116
wisdom begins with my thumb up your butthole.

The sun gives cancer to all!
All praise the sun! Also, if you draw it over a hill it looks like an asshole, it's great.

>>17636547
Because I worship the one who created it instead.

>>17639212
Xenu?

>>17639213
the warrior princess?

>>17639215
sure

>>17639213
>>17639215
>>17639218
God the Father, who said "Let there be light"

>>17639116
Submission and worship aren't the same thing.

>>17639254
lame

>>17639258
yes they are.

>>17636591
>this

fuck the sun I worship our super massive black hole

>>17637861
Calling sunny D orange juice is what upsets me.

>>17639116
wrong, you don't need to submit to anyone.

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>>17638843
See: Amaterasu Omikami.

>>17639254
that god is a fag. Not even real.lame and boring.

>>17636547
But then why not worship the natural laws that allow the sun to exist in the first place?

But then why not worship the source of those natural laws.

Congrats sinner you are now worshiping god.

>>17639640
>sinner
christfags need not apply to this thread

Is the Sun male or female?

Was it the solar cultists that told us it's supposedly massive in comparison to the moon?

Did the Sun and Moon ever swap gender roles?

>>17639648
It is what you feel it is.

>>17639645
Where did I mention Christ?

>>17639664
christfags shit up every thread by calling shit sinning

>>17639261
Compelling argument.

what about water?
what about agriculture or just food in general?

infact if you really wanna get into it you could argue society is the only reason im still alive. without people trying to live in civilization and divided my chances for survival are low.

>>17636572
There are several, m8

>>17639648
Aeusos, pre-zoroastrian Mazda, Amaterasu and many other goddesses are solar.

>>17640417
I heard that Ra was a strong black woman

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>>17638843
this guy right here has taste

>>17636696
I see it senpai

>>17636547
If only i could be so grossly incandescent

>>17636664
>Sunny D
lol

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No one ever taught me how to worship.

>>17642826
don't you dare fucking lie to yourself, asshole.
You know damn well your public education taught you plenty.

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>>17642844
>public education
>teaching anything at all

>>17636581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDrUQftLsz8

>>17642826
You worship the sun first off, by sitting on a red brick staircase facing south, be as naked as legally allowed, wear white in the warm countries, or black in the northern latutudes. You fix your closed eyes on the sun, as it makes it's ascent, and as it descends, you open your eyes and worship the shadows that form from the sun, And you continue this until you are sunburned and your old skin peels off.

This ritual was from a fantasy novel I am writing, it is a vampire test, because a vampire can't live in the sun.

>>17643191
You worship the sun by staring at it for an hour

>>17636547
>So, /x/, what's your excuse for not worshiping the sun?
It gave my mom cancer.

I am an UK based anon, I've actually never seen the sun in my entire life.

I stare down the sun.

The sun is not God.

>>17644955
like the sun disappears only to reappear.

>>17636547
The sun doesn't require worship. It does what it wants and won't listen to you anyway. The only way to receive its blessings is passively.

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>>17636547
I praise