>tfw born under the sign of the Virgin >tfw living

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>Gemini
>still yet to find my other half

>>17605795
>Taurus
>fat and lazy

>Aries
>I'm always horny as fuck

>Virgo moon
>Gemini sun
>Leo rising

Why do I have the most insufferable combination of signs?

>>17606468
You are the other half, you two faced freak.

>>17605795
virgo is a perfectly good sign and has nothing to do with virginity, though it does contribute to autism
>>17606470
goddamnit stop with this meme
taurus is more complex than that i swear

>Sagittarius
>fulfilled by nothing, miserable all the time, no joy in anything, just want to die

>cancer
>6'4" monster with an affinity for musicals and horticulture & botany.

>>17606563
that's depression my friend, nothing to do with being sagittarius

>Pisces
>so clingy it hurts
I was so deathly afraid of my bf leaving me that every time we'd do it I'd try and keep his cum in me and I woukd skip my birth control pills intentionally so I could get pregnant and trap him with a baby

I stopped because I realized that babies tear couples apart and we've been together for a couple of years now without a baby

>>17606577
the two frequently track. sagittariuses often tend to burn out and fall into dispassion.

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Gemini moon
Capricorn sun
Leo rising

All I want to do is smoke weed and play vidya

>>17606563
Fuck, im saggitarius too and in the same situation.

>>17606614
Boner achieved
Taurus
Gangsta
Smoke too much weed
Construction worker by day
Sleeping by night

Break ups won't take at
first sometimes. You go
back. You're like the
whisky on the finger
to the baby, or the
nipple.

>>17606614
Fat slut detected

>>17606695
Lmao what a faggot id beat your muthafuggin ass

Taurus and virgin. And 32 next month.

>>17605795
>born without an astrological sign
>pretty normal guy

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>>17605795
>Virgo sun
>Gemini moon
>Virgo in Mercury
>Leo rising
>Leo in Venus
>Libra in Mars

All my other shit is either air or fire signs. I probably just have one water placement.

Honestly being a Virgo with air and fire signs in the mix is not fun.

>>17606843
freak

>Gemini
>indecisive
>moods give off impression of being high 24/7 or coming off a high
>want to get a bf to cuddle and attach myself to, hate being touched almost everyone and introverted

Am I living the sign?

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>aquarius
>closeted tranny and depressed
>mrw this was supposed to be my age

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>born under the sign of Cancer
I can see what my future's going to be

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>>17606614
You're literally the worst human alive.

>>17606816
I'm not fat I just have abandonment issues

>>17607006
We're both prepared to have a baby, its just that both of us agreed we'd wait for our 30s and yeah trapping someone with a kid is shitty but I really didn't want to lose him

I was going through a phase where I thought our relationship was rocky because of his attitude, but I came to realize that that's just how he was (he's a capricorn)

>>17607166
capricorn men are dicks

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>>17606856
virgo sun/venus/mercury, gem moon/mars, sag rising

everything else is fire stuff

it IS the worst

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>>17605795
>Taurus: Laid back and calm.

>When someone close is in trouble, something snaps and I become an unstoppable force.

>>17607194
Yeah they are, he can be the biggest asshole because he can't communicate with me about his feelings very well

But he's a really good, trustworthy guy and I know he wouldn't cheat on me

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>>17607166
>thought our relationship was rocky because of his attitude, but I came to realize that that's just how he was (he's a capricorn)
no you're just the kind of woman who will let herself be treated like shit

>Sagittarius
>tfw want to fuck Horse pussy more than any other

Astrology is real

Not a virgin but FUCK I want to fuck a mare

Same

>>17606468
Gemini here. I am most definitely two faced. Two, at the very least.

>>17607327
scorpio here double confirming
i hella want to bone a scorpion

>>17606470
same here ;~;
>food as captcha

Master race Virgo here. just letting you know all charts have benefits and positive connections, stop being such bitches.

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Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Leo
Ascendant: Capricorn

>>17606880
No, you're just me.

sun: taurus
moon: pisces
ascendant: gemini

am i the only taurus here who isn't a fat ne'er-do-well

>>17606561
What do you mean contribute to autism. As a virgo Id like to know

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>>17605795
>Scorpio
>am scorpion
Am i living up to my sign?

What's the general consensus on pisces? Not the textbook definition, but personal impressions. I can definitely relate to being insanely clingy.

sun: cancer
moon: leo
rising: gemini

good bad average?

>>17607613
Absolute holier than thou assholes

>>17607597
virgos are ticky and precise. they like organized systems, and they like to collect things. they are happiest when everything around them is predictably stratified.
virgo is a powerful and capable sign, but not a very happy one.

>>17606614
You are a terrible fucking person

Libra
I weigh a lot

>>17607327
>Am Sag
>Also want to fuck a horse

You may be onto something here.

>>17607659
Do you know anything about astrology? Going just by your sign is a sure fire way to fuck things up. My ex was a virgo and they were the complete opposite of what you described, she was like chaos incarnate. Really your makeup depends on the aspects between all the signs. One strong aspect between x and y can turn everything upside down.

>>17607569
>Sun: Taurus
>Moon: Aquarius
>Ascendant: Gemini
Ayy how's it going? Stay motivated senpai.

>cancer
>cancer to society

>>17607502
and?

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>>17605795
>cancer
>libra rising

Gemini,
spouse is also a gemini.
The four of us get along just fine.
A quarter of the time..

>>17606571
>monster

Does that also mean monster cock? I also love music, and am interested in horticulture. Are you bi?

Born under the sign of literally the cancer.

>Sun: Pisces
>Moon: Taurus
>Ascendant: Scorpio
I pretty much hate my life and spend most of my time avoiding reality and watching all of the possibilities melt away. I haven't always been depressed, though.

>>17607194
>>17607285
fuck you too

>>17605795
I'm a Pisces, I'll do anything for money

>>17605795
>virgo and Virgin is not the same thing. Get into astrology and stop posting shit.

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>>17605795

>tfw born under virgin
>tfw when lost virginity at 14
>tfw when fucked a 20 year old when I was 15
>tfw started fucking hookers when I was 20
>tfw when met a hot chick at a bar last night who I will definitely fuck
>tfw cursed

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>>17608386
Anything?

>>17606614

Savage. Good work toots

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>>17607606

We are zee Scorpions!

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>Pisces

>stuck in sexless, codependent relationship.

>sometimes get handjob

Yay me

>Gemini
>With symptoms of dissociative identity disorder
> also two-faced as fuck

>>17608233
And you can suck my cock. ;)

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>>17605795
Sun:Scorpio
Moon: cancer
Mfw

>>17608482
Me and my boyfriend actually had the same trouble until I actually spoke up about it

>>17607194
Capricorn man

Not a dick.

Hugely addictive personality.

>Taurus
>I'm your gf's daughter black bull

>>17607204
What a faggot

I don't care since we're all garbage and trapped in a shit cycle on a shit plane. I just want off the astral ride already.

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>Sun & Moon: Virgo
>Rising: Gemini
Please r8

>>17606614
this is why i dont like telling people im a pisces

>>17606614

and you know what the worst part about you pisces bitches is? that deep down you always know what you want, but the second somebody asks you what you want you never have a fucking answer. i can't even take you bitches to the fucking movies... you talk all day about going to "the movies" but you won't spit out what fucking movie you wanna watch as if you're embarrassed to be yourself... then we end up not watching shit because i'm not gonna decide for you. you bugged about going to the movies, not me. then on top of it all you wanna get resentful that i can't read your mind. fuck you, pisces. go fist yourself with a gauntlet.

>>17607166

>thinking a capricorn man will stick around and not cheat.

wishful thinking.

>pisces
>glub glub
>glub glub
>glub glub

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Virgo, 30, virgin, 3DPD. Don't believe in astrology, but I'm procrastinating so fuck it.

What does pic related mean?

>>17609771

You sound like you have some shit you need to work out. Good luck

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>taurus

>lazy and stubborn
yep

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>be libra
>Libra means pounds in Spanish
>tfw I'm a fat fuck

scorpio, taurus ascendant, aries moon, virgo ex used to take my fist up to the elbow in his ass, wanted to spend forever with him but turns out he was just using me to split rent and cook for him and then I realized his chart was full of gemini shit, he was a cheater and a liar, and being the possessive stubborn maggot that I am I still want him back.

>>17609780
Is it really wishful thinking?

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>>17605795
>Leo
>tense as fuck
>TFW when you will never live up to healing and leadership

>>17605795
I don't generaly give two shits about signs, but this could be fun.

I'm a capricorn, aquarius ascended.
What's fucked up on my life?

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OFFICIAL WORST SIGNS POWER RANKINGS

1. Scorpio

POWER GAP

2. Virgo
3. Gemini

POWER GAP

4. Pisces
5. Cancer
6. Sag
7. Aquarius
8. Aries
9. Libra
10. Leo
11. Taurus

9001. Cappy

.t pic related

>>17611821
Related to what is this power?

As said before I'm a capricorn. On what fucking basis do you say I got the worst sign?

>>17606571
>born a cancer
>be a cancer
gg

>>17606827
ssup, Bull wizard?

>>17611914
I'm saying you're the best sign m8

>>17611957
Either way, that power is related to what.

Just saying I do or don't have power is like saying I have kilograms without saying of what or how much.

>>17607606
you are if you're miserable all the time and people tend not to touch us

>>17611821
I'm virgo,what does that mean?

>>17605795
Are you sure you're not cancer?

I'm a virgo. I've had hundreds of vaginas around my dick. You are just a cancer.

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>>17607327
>>17607694
Sagittarius here and i too would like to fuck a horse

>Capricorn
>Conservative
>Too serious
>Making good money and moving up in the company

>>17611821
leave it to a virgo to underestimate itself
earth signs a best

>capricorn
>immensley lonely
>verge of suicide

Living my sign?

I'm guessing astrology.com's not a good source here? they're making everything sound autistic as fuck, to be expected from new age spiritualist enthusiastic middle aged mother shit though, what are some good references /x/?

>Aquarius
>trying to make up for the other faggot
>well I'm not a faggot

>>17606614
Consider this: suicide

>>17608250
me too senpai
+libra in moon

>>17606468
Gemini here
Maybe I can be you other half, anon :3. But your going to have to be the girl because I'm no homo.

sun - aries
moon - aries
ascendant - sagittarius

psychologist/occultist turned politician

Leo here, what are some typical Leo traits. I know nothing if astrology

Where the fuck is Ophiuchus?

>>17605795
hmmm, as a Capricorn I find you interesting... asl? ;)

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>>17609571
This, but I got time to waste so

>sun and Venus in Aries in 7th
>moon cancer in 10th
>Mercury and Mars in Pisces in 6th
>libra ascendant
>Pluto in Scorpio in 2nd house
>Uranus and Neptune in cap in the 4th house
>Jupiter in Virgo in 12th
>Saturn in Aquarius in the 5th (just fuck my shit up)

It's like being a cute autist who can get kind of scary and retarded when my emotions start to take over. Also am a hopeless romantic and a pushover especially around people I don't know. But at least I'm artistic even though I hate everything I create and am definitely wary of ever having children which sucks cause my spouse really wants them, yesterday, but they put up with my immature ass cause I'm cute and do what they want enough to still be endearing. It's a strange feel.

Sun:Aries
Ascendant: Pisces
Tfw both are complete opposites

>>17611430
A scorpio who desires ....a long term relationship? A gay faggot promiscuous one at that? Admit it, you only want him because

1.He cheated first
2.Others desire him
3.You no longer have him

Your kind as well as gemini, are incapable of real love. It's fucking sick.

Anyways

>Leo

Any pisces around here want to get freaky? An Aries is fine too.

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>Cancer
>tfw living up OP's sign

>>17614036
>not sayin i wanna live up to my sign and get chemotherapy tho

>cancer
>emotional as fuck
>pisces ex girl was definitely not a soulmate

Fuck, I've lost faith

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>>17614036
A shitty thread takes a heavy turn.

>>17612000
Am scorpio and well liked by friends, have loving gf. I don't believe in astrology and my life is a+ :)))

>>17614204
>scorpio
>implying your """friends""" like you
tippity top kek lad

>>17606477
Holy shit, me too and I'm also an Aries.

Libra Scorpio cusp
Cancer moon
Leo rising

>>17614229
>Libra Scorpio cusp
but which sign is your sun literally in?
this is important if i am to jump down your throat

>>17608432
>"tfw when"

And no, you were raped. That doesn't count as sex. And now you're fucking easy hookers to ease your trauma. It isn't helping.

can someone explain the difference between moon and sun sign? my sun (star) sign is sagitarious, but moon sign is scorpio

>>17614242
i'll say it one more time:
your sun is what you WANT.
your moon is what you NEED.
your ascendant is what you DO.

ascendant?

never heard of it

>>17614260
do you know the time of your birth?

shittt,

like 2 am i think i have it written, give me a sec

>Sagittarius
>lock my feelings away
>smile through everything
>is always thinking too deep into things that may or may not happen...

>>17614282
if you find it, input it at
http://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi
and i will read you if you want!!

cant find time for sure, but im sure it was like 1-2 am

what elce you need?

ok, where to put info? personal portrait?

>Aquarius
>Doing acid at home alone hoping meaning insight can be found on 4chan. I'll just go back to contemplating the reptile in the mirror.

I'm a Leo/Virgo cusp. I don't really believe in astrology but my mom never shuts up about it, I'm sure I could get all of the "rising" and "moon in" and whatever else from her.

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>Aquarius
>totally fucked up
you know, somehow all ends in pain for the crazy one

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>>17614321
In case somebody feels like seeing if this is interesting, though, here's a chart.

It just says Leo, but I've been assured a million times that I'm a cusp, so either the site doesn't show it or I'm off a bit on the time.

>fellow Aquarius
At least the whole zodiac thing builds an arbitrary sense of camaraderie between us

>Trying to make people feel better over the internet, not sure if it's literally the least I can do

>>17614296

Do a read on me then would you? I thought I was scorpio, moon but this looks like it says different...

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>>17614207
Considering they always trying to hang out with me, smoke me up, play some disc, etc... ya they do. Stop making excuses for ur lame ass life. You have a lot more control over your reality than you give credit for. If you guys are so "open minded" to the alternative, why not open that eye of yours and do something with it?

Or do you guys just accept the alternative as fact simply cos its not mainstream and therefore dont question it? Hmmm

>>17614240

Is it still rape if I loved every second of it?

>>17614321
>>17614331
>I don't believe in astrology
>but lemme post my chart anyway

Can't tell because both virgos and leos are attentionwhores

>>17614411

Because we're actually interesting and people want to pay attention to us.

>>17606470
Big black bull? ;)

>born on 21 of December
>don't know if I'm Sagittarius or Capricorn

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>tfw I'm the horse one
>tfw my dick is fucking massive
My long dick is a sign from the Gods.

Taurus sun
Leo rising
Leo moon

Virgos are whiny shits. Aquariuses are fags.

>>17614531
>born on 19 of February
>don't know if Piscis or Aquarius

analize which sign fits better on you

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>>17605795
virgo, actually not giving a fuck.

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>>17614495
>doesn't know what attentionwhore means

Get on Aries' level and gain attention without even trying, pleb

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>Sun in: Taurus
>Moon in: Virgo
>Ascendant in: Libra

>makes slow, methodical, detailed art
>smoke weed every day

>Moon: Libra
>Sun: Aquarius
>Rising: Cancer

Little self esteem, weekly mood swings, and a habit of wanting people but wanting to stay away from people

am i livin it /x/?

>>17614715
Adding in: eastern sign is Sheep, element Metal
Boyfriend is a Virgo.He has a lot of Taurus friends. I have a lot of Virgo friends. We are both Earth signs. comfy.jpg

>>17613204
i feel you my sign brother

Thread is kill

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>>17609561
::WE ARE WATCHING YOU::

>>17611821
Scorpio here why are we number 1??
Don't really know much about astrology other than the descriptions given so
Pls explain

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>>17607327
Virgo here, wanna fuck a pure virgin.

Sun: Pisces
Moon: Cancer
Asc: Aquarius

r8

>>17606477
>>17614228
Same. I masturbate several times a day. And get sex/bj at least once or twice.

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>>17606989
>>17613267
>>17614313
>>17614327
>everybody says i am either chill or fucked up
>heavy drinker and drug user in spurts
>lazy and loves japanese shemale porn
>hate myself but will love anybody that understands me more than my own family/wife

>Aries
>determined as fuck
>stubborn to a fault
>never take no as an answer
>quick to anger
>emotions are INTENSE

wew

Libra master race reporting in.
Srsly, why are we so fucking silky smooth and cool?

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>tfw no gentle femdom piscies gf

>>17605795
>cancer with cancer rising
>taurus moon etc.
>supposed to be compatible with scorpio
>supposed to be incompatible with sagittarius
>date 3 scorpios, train wreck every time
>end up marrying sagittarius
>fourth anniversary is next month
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.avi

>>17616048
you're the only sign i like

t. aquarius

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at least you are qt and pure, op, not some disgusting bottomfeeder that will never amount to nothing

>Sun: Taurus

>Moon: Aquarius

>Rising: Taurus

What does it mean?

Virgo with Aquarius moon and Scorpio rising. Leo dominant. Suspicious, loves attention, paranoid and anxious, pretty nice eyes, pretty emotionally detatched.

>>17606489
Not nearly bad as:

>aquarius moon
>aquarius sun
>taurus rising

Killmenow.jpg

>Moon: Pisces
>Sun: Cancer
>Rising: Taurus

I KNEW I WAS BORN UNDER THE CANCER SIGN BUT WHAT'S THIS MESS OF SIGNS

r8 pls

Im new to this star sign thing. Halp?
> sun: aries
> moon: Sagittarius
> rising: libra

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>>17609495
>tfw

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>>17605795
>literally every single astrological sign
>fuck me pls

>>17606614
Here's your (You)

>>17606477
>>17614228
>>17615891

Me too! But I'm not very lucky with girls...I'm not having enough sex to placate my libido.

>>17617995
>>Sun: Cancer
>>Rising: Taurus
commit suic-
>>Moon: Pisces
You're saved.

Sagittarius, and weird as fug

>Sun:Libra
>Rising:Leo
>Moon:Pisces

Fucking what do i even do with this shit, what the fuck i hate being libra.

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>>17618650
what should i do with this information????

Sagittarius bro's, don't worry we'll save the universe

am piscese, can confirm,literal pussy parade

>sun: Aries
>rising: Gemini
>moon: Pisces
>mercury: Taurus
>venus: Gemini
>mars: Aries

what the fuck does that mean

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>Am leo
>Fucking hate myself and not confident at all
>probably a terrible leader but fuck if I know since I'm awkward and afraid of social interaction

ayyy lmao

>aquarius
>fucking depressed
>always follow my over analytical brain instead of feelings
>somehow charming
>prone to addictions

all aquarius in this thread are unbalanced freaks wtf

I was born on august 22nd. What does this make me? Am I some weird cosmic chimera?

>>17618950
Literally same here.

Man. We are fucked up.

All I know is I'm a virgo. How do I find all this other sign shit out?

>>17619011
i googled it, and i don't get it

>Virgo Moon
>Cancer Sun
>Gemini Rising

I have no idea what this means

Acquarius
>Pot addict
>Social anxiety
>5'11", 139 pounds
>Impuslive despite being an introvert

Why god, why?

>>17606563
>>17606571
Are you me?

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>>17605795
You make your own fate OP

>>17619659
That said I'm stubborn as fuck, loyal as fuck, and will fight for my values... guess I am a bit of a hypocrite

>>17607194
as a capricornian male I can confirm this

>>17606614
adorable, you remind me of my ex

>>17618954
That's a cusp, you could be prone to personality traits of two different signs

>>17614207
just you wait, it all comes crashing down, that's how it works. We love control but can't ever really have it

>>17614207
nail on head

we tend to be dicks to people we would otherwise ignore or passive towards. We have the potential for stubbornness, and we tend to forgive but never forget.

One way of thinking of it is people think that they need to "get on your good side" and we don't let people on our good side often.

Very generally at least. Being a scorpio doesn't make you an asshole, being an asshole does.

>Sun:Pisces
>Moon:Scorpio
>Rising:Leo
>Fucked

>sagittarius
>optimistic even though life is shitty

>>17605795
08/30/95 Virgo
>peaceful
>lazy
>not necessarily a neat freak
>I don't think I live up to my sign
What do you know about Virgos op? How are you?

>>17606468
Have a Gemini friend. The dude plays the game of faces.

>>17607502
What does these sun moon fire representations mean? Can you do mine? Lol 08/30/95

>>17611821
How do I use this??? Wanna know out of curiosity

Sun: Leo
Moon: Leo
Ascendant: Scorpio

Nothing interesting, I think.

Nothing interesting.

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>>17614531
I'm the 19th of Dec , Sagicorn till the end dude! we got that fire aswell as stability , Risks with well placed thoughts
True?

>>17606571
that's lovely, you sound interesting!

>>17607204
pssh... nothin personnel.... kid

>>17614580
Hey my watery twin :^) Gimme yo deets

Sun- Aquarius
Moon- Aries
Rising- Aries
Midhaven- Capricorn

I'm a girl, is this good

>>17606571
Actually you know what can I get your deets? You sound rad

>>17620204

>girl that acts like a guy.

>>17620209
What does that mean? Actually that makes some sense... I'm kinda closed emotionally, and have a mad sex drive, and my work ethic has been described as 'masculine'. but im very feminine outwardly, I like being delicate and femme.

Ascendent - Pisces
Sun - Pisces
Moon - Pisces

Probably the only Pisces that doesn't do drugs or drink. Have an awesome Leo femdom gf. All Pisces are massive sluts since we get off more on other people's pleasure, and need a strong partner who stops us from drifting off into fantasy land.

Apart from that I have no idea how I'm going to get by financially, and I'm really scared that I'm going to end up going crazy like all Pisceans seem to do.

And yeah, I'm a bit too clingy as well guys, and I've had that thing were my partner's attitude has made me thought they were going to break up with me when really they were just depressed.

But in the end Pisces is pretty alright sign.

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>mfw Scorpio
>most misunderstood sign of all :'|

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>Taurus
>don't give a shit about material wealth
>am an artist
Ayy lmao

Sun: leo
Moon: leo
Ascendant: leo

What does this mean? Is this good? Or am I fucked? Do I win a special prize for the 3 thingies?

>>17605795
Taurus

What am I?

February 19th. Am i Pisces or Aquarius? Sources seem to disagree if Aquarius includes the 19th or if the 19th is the start of Pisces.

>>17605795
>tfw born under the sign of Leo
>tfw living up to your sign by effectively being a big pussy

>gemini
>fapped face to face to my reflection in the mirror

>>17620882
I'm Feb. 19 also. They call it being born on the cusp. I'm still confused though as to what is my actual sign. I tell people I'm both.

>>17607745
Her rising must've contributed to that because someones root sign can sorta influence them but there rising is like their personality or something

>>17606880
I have a gemini rising and jesus christ i never know what i want. Also one moment i can care but the next im like eh.
Constant mood swings.
Indecisive
Lazy
The friend that connects other friends but always feels lonely.
Feel alone.

Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Gemini

Its shit at times. Especially the gemini part. Feel so alone. Im that guy that brings other people together and closer while im alone.

Sun Libra
Moon Virgo

Ascendant leo.

Guess my sexuality.

>>17621661
can confirm gemini rising is utter shit
it's like i bring good luck to everyone but myself

>>17621896
trisexual


you'll tri anything once :D

>>17606489
Scorpio moon
Vigro sun
leo rising

not the same as you entirely but doesn't leo rising at least make things easy?

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>Libra Sun
>Libra Rising
>Libra Venus
>Sagittarius Moon

I am both inclined to be alone and hate being alone. Fuck you, star signs.

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How do I make sense of this?

>>17620818
Stay strong my scorpion brother

They don't understand us but they'll never control us

>>17622380
>tfw Scorpio ex tried to control me
>tfw she almost babby trapped me
>tfw got """lucky"""
>tfw she was just delayed
>tfw cancerian luck

>libra
>strong sense for justce

>cancer
>I've never eaten crabs
>no one in my family has cancer and I try to avoid carcinogenic substances as much as possible
Signs are gyps, OP.

>>17622363
There's the planets on the left and the shortened sign names on the right. You got fire and water signs all over so I'd say... you're feelings conflict with each other a lot and you're fairly ambitious. Thats about as much I can type down while being too lit

>>17622380
>>17620818

Dear scorpios, you're crazy af
but that's cool I still like you

love
saggibro

>>17622422
Your THC-laden wisdom is so spot on it's spoopy

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>>17622008
can I have your mars in scorpio?[spoiler] :3[/spoiler]

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Can someone help me understand this?

>>17622433
Nothing but love for my saggy friends.

>Capricorn rising
>Aquarius sun
>moon in Pisces

>I'm so detached it makes me cry

>>17622603
Even if they do get on our nerves from time to time :)

>>17622578
usually i don't read charts where time of birth isn't provided but damn look at all this virgo.
you're meticulous about everything to the point that it gets in the way of things and sometimes annoys others. also you should start a collection of something if you haven't already. it might be valuable in the future

>>17622668
I'll call me mum and ask her if she remembers my time of birth and get a new chart. Would you be willing to read it again?

>>17622698
Nevermind I figured it out.

>Virgo Sun
>Virgo Moon
>Libra Rising

Seems alrighy to me

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>>17622380
I know Scorpio bro, I'll always keep my head up no matter what :')

>>17622433
I'm only crazy when I'm making racist jokes haha.
Other than that I may too intense for most people

>>17622391
>scorpio tryna to control
Never understood the concept of control, if anything I'd rather avoid controlling someone but I'd rather lead people if they want to

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>Libra sun, Sag rising and Sag moon

I'm a fucked up person. Perverted and depraved shit turns me on and is pretty much the only way I can pop a boner.

I also learned how to hack IRL and live an extremely posh lifestyle that anyone would envy. Most of you make me cringe, because you lack finesse.

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>>17606470
>>17606477
I'm taurus, I'm fat, lazy and also horny. And I get angry easily, just like those bulls on toradas.

>>17623181
all the taurus's i met are fat,horny and get angry easily.. it's weird as shit. yet they are some of the smartest most emotional people ever. i wish i had it in me to like you guys

>Actually beleiving in astronomy

>>17623489
Astrology, not astronomy. Astronomy is an actual science that studies stars, like their mass, atmosphere, etc.

>tfw no Pisces gf
>tfw my then gf was actually an Aries
>tfw didn't want to believe astrology
>tfw astrology was right
>like how it was right with last gf
Astrology is always right

>aquarius
personality disorder so fuck your astrology

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>>17623601
but for real can someone tell me who i am

>>17622400
This.

I always try to make things right and will always take the side of the person thats right but doing it in a way that the other person will not get hurt or offended. And im actually very good at doing that. I can always tell how a person is feeling or what theyre thinking.

But i also love provoking so much and causing conflict. The sense of childish joy i get out of that is concerning.

Libra4lyf

>tfw scorpio and I know the only valid path is to become a sex demon and drag people to hell with my sexiness

>>17606989
Read the paper you faggot this is your age. No one is going to kill you (except for another tranny maybe), so go fuck around, everyone else does.

>>17623776
>tfw cancer
>tfw tried to save a Scorpio from dragging herself to hell with my dick
>tfw she almost dragged the both of us down.

>>17605795
Only women care about astrology, and all of them that do are deluded, easy to manipulate, whores. Late Aquarius reporting.

>>17623802
>not going with scorpio to sexy hell
nigga you fucked up

I'm a Pisces and I've had women predict it randomly. It felt a little like they were calling me a spineless bitch, and things always ended poorly and I had trouble letting go.
But I think signs follow the idea that peoples personalities follow schema, and you can excercise these characteristics positively or negitively, so I decided to not be a punk bitch and just try to be creative and expressive, not emotive and useless.

>>17623827
She's still the best fuck I had tbqh.

>libra
>worst personality type and im aware of it

>Capricorn
>ambitious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
killmeplz

>>17605795
I hope humanity DOES colonize planets so that all fags who believe in this shit are instantly BTFO.

>>17606989
Are you me?

>>17605795
sun: scorpio moon: pisces
I hate myself & I want 2 die

> tfw Aquarius
> live on intuition, always struggle for the under dog
>life is a joke that I try to enjoy with friends
>help other ppl without worry
>do whatever you want when you want
>hate indecisive, weak and bigoted behavior
>take everything kightly and jokingly but deep down serious

>>17623884
Astrology is about universal patterns.

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Can someone read this for me?

>>17623818
I'd like to see your full chart, you sound pretty chill

>>17623948
In relation to the planet the person is born on. All of astrology is based on the celestial positions from the Earth's orbit. Unless you want to say the difference of the position of planets is negligible, which would be a very silly thing to say even for someone who believes in this BS.

>>17623953
Well, your Sun is Aries, so you're probably really enthusiastic and driven. Some might call you generous and friendly, but with a sort of deeper intent.
Your moon's in Taurus, and that's your expression of emotion, so you might be all over the place with what you're feeling, and you can be set off easily. This combined with Aries means that you're also very expressive about it.
Mercury is Aries, which is communication, so you're likely very open and tend to communicate directly.
The list goes on. I'm not going to analyze your full chart because there's a lot there, but google the individual meaning of planets on your personality and then the sign associated with yours.

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Ophiuchus special snowflake master race.

>>17608471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVaj1h1y6hg

>>17608313
sun pisces
moon aries
rising taurus

my parents were both scorpions.

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>>17624111
Cool story Bro

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>be Cancer
>closeted sick fuck
>gives great advice to people who bother to listen (or to get people off my back)
>laid back and introverted as fuck
>great conversationalist but i have to be drawn out my shell first and find you interesting. Otherwise i'm intentionally boring as hell and just want to get away from you because I am great at preoccupying and entertaining my own self.

Sun: Scorpio
Moon: Leo

>> um

>>17624331
We are brothers Im sure

>>17624331
This... This KILLS the crab!!

>>17605795
>cancer
>emotional and moody, overly empathetic, socially crippled

>>17607194
Capricorns in general are dicks

Can someone tell me my sun and all that stuff?

29/9/1990

>>17605795
Ahahahha fucking same here.

Sagittarius
>i broke my knee

>>17623953
You are horny most of the time and likes rough sex.

Sun: Cancer
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Gemini

I have no idea what any of this means I just plugged it into a thing on Google, though obvy I knew I was a Cancer.

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>>17605795
>Sun: Saggy
>Moon: virgo
>Rising: Pisces
Venus, Mercury, Mars, Nep, and Uranus in Capricorn

>Am I an autist /x/?

>>17606477
Aries too, took me a while to learn to control this. Don't get me wrong my sexual appetite is insatiable, but I find other outlets for these days.

>Aries/Pisces cusp
>emotionally confident
Feels weird man

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Can anyone elaborate on my chart. I have no idea how to read this??

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>>17615401
Are you 13?

>>17625028

>am Aries
>am perv as fuck

Didn't know that was supposed to be an Aries thing specifically. Neat.

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Libra
>better taste than u
>smarter
>better dressed

The list goes on...

srsly if you can't dig Libra you're a pleb with shit taste and don't posses the ability to notice shit better than you

>>17625289
your outguess is distorted, or is it a different filetype? looks like it could be ISO
can you say which?

>>17625205
Yea, there's a reason it's called Horny "Goat" Weed.

But in all seriousness, Aries is one of, if not the most, pervy, sexually active (in terms of libido) and voracious signs in the zodiac.

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from my personal experience
strange how accurate some of this shit is
>aries have no fear. they dive right into new careers and shit that involve more responsibility.
>pisces are kind, gentle folk
>aquarius are fun to talk to
>capricorn are either hot or cold
>sagittarius can't help that they're wild and outspoken
>scorpio are really sensitive about insensitive people
>libra are happy-go-lucky
>virgos are highly perceptive about everything
>leos are uncertain about being leos
>cancer are easygoing
>gemini are here one second, gone the next
>taurus got your back like a motherfucker if they like you

>Aquarius
>Be fucking weird

>>17623755
This
I fucking love my sign but I do hate the need for beauty sometimes. I just can't help myself, fucking hate ugly shit and my standards are too damn high when it comes to it.

>scorpio
>always horny
>cant stand stupid people and religion
>Love metal and prog rock

>>17625411
Does this sound reasonable? I'm new here.

>>17625411
Also, i don't take shit from others and i love debating/arguing. Also fighting

>>17605795
>Leo
>completely different from my sign

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>Cancer
>Emotional as fuck
>Hides it well enough for people to think I'm an ice queen
>Really just wants someone to break down my walls

fish
life's a mess desu

>>17625427
You need to find yourself an Aries or Taurus, someone who'll just keep ramming your walls until you give in.

>>17625437
They are very hot headed and stubborn, from what I heard. Maybe that is what I need in my life. Most people who I've started seeing but lost interest in and gave up on shortly after have been other Cancers, Virgos and Scorpios. I heard I am very compatible with Scorpios but I never have any luck with them for some reason, romantically.

>>17625446
Might be you're compatible on a different level. I've had 2 Geminis as relationships, and they crashed and burned spectacularly. However as friends, Geminis are really easy to get along with. Maybe try to find an Aries/Pisces cusp (I've met 3 others alone through /x/) and they're very straightforward and confident, but with a nice touch of emotional intellect so they don't go full douche. I think a fire sign who gets addicted to you would be good for you; at least you know they'll never lose interest.

>>17625427
No. It is up to you to break those walls down.

>>17625437
No. Tried it with an Aries. Problem with cancer masterrace is that the harder someone tries to break us, the harder we resist. A direct approach will fail.

>>17625462
My Venus sign is Gemini, which says a lot about me romantically. I need constant stimulation to be interested so I think you're right. That actually seems like the ideal partner for me.

>>17625466
>cancer masterrace
Once upon a time I'd argue this but I met a pretty fuckin cool cancer, so they're good in my book now.

>>17625478
All signs have cool guys and faggots. Signs would just determine what kind of cool (or faggot) you would be dealing with. That and some people can be polar opposites within themselves like >>17622363

>>17625466
I do resist a lot, it really got to my Scorpio ex and we had to part ways, we were just not compatible at all. I'd get really cold. But I do feel like I need someone confident and bold like a fire sign.

>>17625490
>is a cancer
>scorpio ex
Was the fucking good at least? It should have been.

Also do >>17614296
I'm >>17622363 btw

Cancer, Leo Cusp on the Cancer side ( by one day ). R8

>>17625501
The sex was good, until it got a little repetitive. He only preferred a couple positions and he wanted sex constantly.

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>>17625511
>>17625501
Oh and I did it. Here's my results.

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>>17614296
Mind doing a read of my chart?>>17614296

>>17625519
>putting in your actual full name
Abi pls

>>17625526
Oh.. I forgot about that. Oh well, I keep all of my social media super private so it's not a big deal I guess, lol.

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>>17625509
elliot rodger/10
he was technically on the leo side but i can't look at this cusp anymore without thinking of him lol

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I just took a test to see and idk if this is good or not

>>17625519
>>17625525
>google Cancer Sun
>google Leo Moon
>google Venus Gemini
Etc

>>17625519
I only really know about the Venus sign and my sun sign, if anyone can explain the rest for me plz do

>>17625519
It's like you have no dominant sign, it's all in pairs.
>2 Cap
>2 Leo
>2 Libra
>2 Gemini

I think it would cause a lot of identity issues but idk

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>>17625533

Also he had autism and was more handsome than me. At least I'm fully white though

There's my chart

>>17625525
It looks like you're mostly Scorpio. Are you ever secretive and untrustworthy of people?

What does it mean if I'm an Ophiuchus?