/div/ - divination general

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>>17563176
It's Chironymous here, doing sporadic Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)

I guess I'll pop on over to here too.

>name/nickname
>Description and defining features
>Colour shape combo
>Query
>empath of Tarot

All the love and good vibes I can muster be with you fine people

>>17563189
Rory
Fat, thin hair, boring-looking
Green rectangle
What do I need to be successful and get this new job I'm eyeing?
Whichever might be more suitable.

Thanks, EmpathAU.

>>17563179
Tarot
Sara
Female
26
Leo
Dark hair, lots of tattoos
Ontario, Canada
"Don't stop"
Will I be wealthy soon?

>>17563189
If it's been enough weeks for you since I did anything spoopy, hit me up with an energy reading; otherwise, a Tarot reading will do. Thanks, mang.

Brent
Tall-ish, brown hair, hazel eyes
White diamond
General energy reading... or love for Tarot

Cheers!

Are these roleplay threads?

>>17563189

>Andrea
>Thin, brunette, pale, brown eyes
>pink triangle
>will I be able to get my associates degree next year without killing my love/social life or myself in the process?

Thanks in advance!

>>17563222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m6ULEMsXwm

>>17563162

Well... That song is a thing...

Here's another schooner, but this one has climaxes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoA0cTC228M

>Is he afraid we might be soulmates?
Lol wow... That's a strange query.... IDKWTF but whatever I'll do my best here.

ROIGHT! YOUR READ YOUNG SHLOGGA!

His opinion of you:
Oy vey! it seems possible he's attracted but might prefer to do nothing because of some sort of.... Well...oddly enough... It seems as if there's a level of deceit there somewhere. So he's reluctant due to some sort of smug lies or something. However it's possibowl that he likes you, but you might be a skank or a liar in his eyes. I just don't think much is going to come from it. It seems if he is attracted to you then there may also be some sort of conflicting opinion.

^ this could be wrong because I drew the magus next to the hanged man which is why I say he thinks you might be a skank because to me the magus is a liar and he looks like a slutty twink prancing about lavishness permeating in thy phosphoric rays from the heavens in the nude.


anyway...

Your advice, you little minx, and it doesnt look good!

Well... If this shit with him is bothering you then you need to let go of any emotional hindrance and possibly try talking to him. Possibly soonish.

>>17563247
We actually are doing divination readings for others by using Tarot cards, the I-Ching, runes, scrying, etc....

But feel free to call it whatever you like! :)

>>17563280
So to actually deciphre that into a normal reading
>No he doesnt think you're his soul mate.
and you should forget that and stop your unbalanced thoughts...

I'm sorry I'm extremely tired and it's fucking with my ability to concentrate.

>>17563280
pp can you come into div irc for a minute? k thx

>>17563189
Curt
Gangly, messy hair, tape-mended glasses
Maroon heptagon (lucky 7)
Whats in my future, advice

>>17563297
honestly, i hated ur interpretation of the hanged man and the magician and i thought it was such an immature read; if you come into div irc i can explain.

>>17563179
>Tarot
>Michelle
>Female
>20
>Aquarius
>5'3", extremely long blonde hair, brown eyes
>Florida
>Trying is the first step to victory
>Can I get a general reading for my future? (If not, will I find happiness in love?)

Thank you!

>>17563329
I just love how Aquarius is always in these threads.
Good times are coming for us.

>>17563216
>Career Reading; New Job
Ace of Wands(r)
6 of Swords
Ruled over by 9 of Wands
Counseled by 9 of Swords and 2 of Swords(r)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWza83ICKI

>>17563271
Thanks doll!
Very accurate reading! I definitely need to wake up haha. Thank you again!

Once I'm rich, I will visit :p

>>17563179
Tarot
Ky
Female
22
Aries
Blonde, innocent, elegant, tall.
North America
This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.
Query: I'm in a relationship and I'm not sure where it's going, how is it going? Whats going on? Am I worried over nothing?

>>17563189
>Julian
>White, male, thin, dark wavey hair, high cheekbones, 5'8
>Sign is Sagittarius
>Red square
>My future, what does it contain. Good or bad?

Even though I hate that kind of music, she has a pretty voice and it was good for a listen.

Here's some airhorns and babies being sold out the fifth, call 'em lil pillz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFWa6bTMoA&nohtml5=False [Embed]

>What's up man?
Not much. Taking a break from some trash I was working on.
How you doing, my fellow human?

His opinion of you:
Well.....
Seems like he has a positive opinion of you regarding morality and intellect. He likely has a high opinion of your intelligence. So chu know that could be what he likes about you as far as personality goes.

Your advice:
Well don't hurt his dumbass feelings I guess if you go after him and also your work or whatever the fuck may get in ze way of anything really being possible with him or he may have a little penis. Anyway the actual advice is that you should try to be patient. He may be dealing with some shit atm that he needs to get through. Or maybe the time just isnt right for him.

>>17563343
You're a sweetheart, thank you for the reading. This is a long-term chase unfortunately, but I'll give feedback when I can.

>>17563189
Bee
High Cheekbones, Considerate, full lips, sparkly eyed
Pink Diamond
love reading

>>17563348
You're very welcome!
I'm glad the reading served you well! :)

Ha! Sounds good, my dear! ;p Take care!

HELLO GUYS JUST A PSA

I JUST WANTED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT IF YOU ARE OF ASIAN DESCENT THEN DO NOT GO TO READER "PP" FOR TAROT READS.

HE IS RACIST AND HAS PERSONALLY ATTACKED ASIANS AND HAS CALLED THEM DIRTY/UNWASHED/CHINKS/ETC ETC.

HE IS NOT THE TYPE OF READER YOU WANT TO GET READS FROM.

BYE!

>>17563379
>yfw I hate kikes and niggers, but they still get readings from me

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>>17563379

>>17563379
pp is racist
bv is a virgin deflowerer
thoth causes global warming

i feel this should be a longer list, who/what else am I forgetting

>>17563382
I would never want a tarot reading from a reader with such low quality energy surrounding their pathetic miserable asses.

>>17563379
I'm part japanese.
You're stupid, Kav.
I honestly should have known that such a moronic query such as "Is he afraid that he's my soul mate?" would come from a mentally imbalanced and childish slut like you.

Honestly though I'm not even mad at you because you acted like such a moron in the irc that I can only feel sorry for you.

You should take some time to reflect on your deeply flawed personality and look to self improvement.
Then, with any luck, maybe guys will treat you as something more than just a fuck hole and you might not be so sad and lonely.

You can retort if you want but I have shit to do and I'm closing the tab. Fuck your loose used up drama starting ass.

>>17563390
I thought I closed global warming from all the explosions. :c

>>17563393
lel, did you read for Cancer Princess?

>>17563379
Also...Your taste in music is just awful.

>>17563396
they accused him of only messing up with california, so you can still take credit for the rest of the world

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>>17563179

Ryan
Male
25
Sagittarius
tall, brown hair, argumentative
Chicago
>pic related for encouraging

Will I pass the bar and pay off my mountain of student debt

>>17563393
^^^^^^^^^^

So not only are you a racist, you are also a misogynist calling women sluts and whores and whatnot.

You're not closing the tab and you have no where to go because let's be honest...you are a pathetically racist, low moral, low energy quality fool shuffling cards on a friday night like a sad, virgin jester and you ain't going no where honey.

You're going to be sitting in front of that computer all night like the sad, sad, boy you are and you're going to hit refresh until you see my post.

Don't be mad because I called you out for being a racist in the year 2016. You're a straight up loser and the only person who needs any self improving to do is YOU and that nasty personality of yours.

>>17563402
I'm the monster that lives in the dark

I pet all of the kitties
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
HEY
LISTEN
this isn't tumblr

And if you really are part Japanese, which i HIGHLY doubt, than you are a self-hating miserable fool and I don't blame you for being so hateful. I mean, how can you love when you clearly fucking hate yourself?

hahahaha. It must suck doing so many love readings for people when you have no lovers yourself.

XOXO

>>17563409
He didn't call women sluts, he called YOU a slut

>>17563393
>>17563409
For crying out loud you two fucks move it back to the IRC at least; keep the thread clean from your senseless bullshit and ad hominem.

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>>17563382
Who are you?
Put on your trip, I dare you.

>>17563409
IT'S 2016 GUYS. COME ON.
I JUST. I DON'T EVEN. ARGHHGGHG.

>>17563414

will you ever come back to the irc?

>>17563427
considering the stuff that spills out from there I can't see why anyone would

>>17563431
werent you banned?

>>17563390
I am a serial hugger.

>>17563434
not the person you're thinking

>>17563427
Will I ever get an apology from hypocritical actions when I had apologized for having my playful in intent actions taken out of context?


It was too dramatic. People were so high strung and sensitive that you did something and it got taken out of context and as a personal attack.


I miss some of the people, sure, but I'm too busy to want to deal with unnecessary social drama.
I think what's going on in here right now is a really good example of why I left.

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Few readings;
>name/alias
>gender
>query
>spooky picture, preferably to do with aliens

>>17563352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoElNyGoHu

I feel like I've stumbled into a bizarro Occult high school. I just wanted a reading...

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>>17563390
>pp is racist
>bv is a virgin deflowerer
>thoth causes global warming
>bangbang plays the explodion
>discord is a serial hugger
And I'm apparently an attention whore! XD

>>17563179
>>17563453
Replying to you as well because I think the vocaroo thing is cool and I'm just curious how these things work

I'll take a standard tarot

>Julian
>White, male, thin, dark wavey hair, high cheekbones, average height, teenager
>Sagittarius, nonreligious, argumentative, intelligent, introverted
>Located in Arizona, US of A
>My future, what does it contain. Good or bad?

>>17563459
WELCOME TO /DIV/ that's what it is in some ways


just ignore it

>>17563390
bigbang is actually the racist one

>>17563452
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoElNyGoHu
Bits
Female
love
First pic that comes up when you google aliens

>>17563465
Just a friendly bump for this >>17563404

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>>17563452
i see you

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>>17563452
hows it going?

jerry
male
love reading please

>>17563472
yeah because I'm mainly physically attracted to asian men so I'm racist obv

I also mainly like to eat Indian, Middle Eastern, Mediterranean, Mexican, Sichuan, Thai, Korean, Singaporean food. If it's traditional American cuisine or European cuisine, I'm not usually a fan.

I also prefer hugs from cats so I'm speciest too
I'm not opposed to hugging a bear one day, though.


I'm an attention whore, too

>>17563489
why do you feel the need to defend yourself against trolls?

>>17563280
This looks surprisingly similar to the reading I gave her:
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17251242/#17257367
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/17251242/#q17257528

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>>17563489

>>17563453
Thanks for the reading :D
How'd you know I was a seer?

Before a love reading and while I was thinking about both the man I love and the card, I was shuffling a deck with my reader and the "two of cups" fell on the floor...as my jumper card... what does that mean?

>>17563404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cDKZRmoLUV

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>>17563452
>baby
>female
>general reading?

>>17563517
Listening now. Thanks.

>>17563270
>Studies Reading; balance of life
The Hanging Man
5 of Cups
Ruled over by The Fool(r)
Counseled by 3 of Cups(r) and The Emperor

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yq0YJt48iQ

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>>17563423
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

23 / M / Scorpio

What should I do in regards to love, and is that a good focus for me to have right now? If I'm not being honest with myself about something, what is it?

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I'll be performing a few tasseomancies tonight.
>tasseomancy
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasseography

Post a pic of your
>tea
>coffee
>wine
>whathaveyou
sediments, name/alias, and a query and I'll see what I can find in the residual grains for you.

Best wishes.

>>17563313
>general reading; Future
The Hermit
The Hanging Man
Ruled over by The Emperor(r)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WfOnYebc2c

>>17563489
oh man

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>>17563517
Just finished. Thank you for the insight and, most of all, kind words. Typically, I can be a really rigid person, but flexibility is something I continually work on.

>heres another pic.

Thanks again.

>>17563340
Hah, I feel like it's the sign that just pops up a lot when the future is being discussed, so why not when predictions are being made too?

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>>17563473
>>17563483
>>17563525
Give a moment.

>>17563481
^_^

>>17563556
Siegrain
What will come of this current path?

>>17563329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoaIStTofX

>>17563529
You're very welcome!

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>>17563556
Alias: I was approached by a bald christian man in the occult section at the book store last week.

Query: Tell me how my next goetic operation will go

>>17563594
are you and bv lovers? brothers? bffs? neighbors? tell me a story, siegrain.

>>17563545
Wow thank you so much sweetheart. You're so kind.

I'm really impressed. Currently, I feel oversaturated with stuff from university, friends and boyfriend. Everyone says "be a strong girl! Modern woman are capable of doing everything they want" but its clearly not true lol you're right, I may not be able to make it if I dont set up priorities. Your reading and advice are so helpfull!

Thanks again, you're a true darling

>>17563501
You're very welcome!
How indeed. ;)

>>17563556
Make sure to specify no salad this time :^)

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>>17563354
>General future reading
4 of Cups(r)
8 of Pents
Ruled over by 2 of Wands(r)
Counseled by Queen of Pents and Ace of Wands(r)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0frAllpwLX7

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>>17563556
I'm O.K., looking for a general and love reading... perhaps my tea serves better than my wine ;)

>>17563594
From this perspective, your path is uneven - unbalanced. It will change and come to an end eventually. I foresee a long road heading towards the horizon - after a period of distance and/or time, it becomes less visible. Unable to see anymore.

Whatever path your query was more focused about - just know that it is subject to change and may not be everlasting. At least, that is what I see from this current picture
>oh what little you gave me to work with
Haha, but it's okay. It's all good.

If you don't want this current path to end or change - think of the possible ways to maintain this path and the choices/actions you'll need to make in order to sustain it longer.

>>17563617
Thanks man, cool and interesting stuff. I'll try and take heed with this.

>>17563467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cUsqhzWPvN

>>17563573
You're very welcome! Thank you for sharing The Lawyer's Prayer! It was much appreciated! :D

All the best to you!

>>17563595
Thanks, that was informative and fun! I appreciate you taking the time to do it and I really like this deck.

>>17563650
You're welcome! I'm so glad! And it is a great deck, isn't it?!

>>17563597
Your sediments are few and far between. You seem to have consumed most of your wine. Still, a love reading:

You are much like a hungry spider - waiting in it's web, waiting for the prey to happen upon it's web, and waiting for your web to be plucked.

You are gathering the pieces that might have been scattered or lost in time. It may take you awhile to collect them back, but I foresee it as a definite possibility. Just be patient.

Perhaps this is a sign from the Universe saying "Work on yourself and be happy with who you are. Love yourself first. Then everything should fall into place."

Or something of that nature.

>>17563659
Very true.... thank u

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>>17563364
Hey darlin could I get some more details of yourself; I get the feeling an Empath and Tarot reading is in order.
>>17563608
I feel bad for women in this day and age; the pendulum has swung full way and now women are expected to be able to do everything. We're all human, be it race, sex, gender, etc. We all break down and all have our limits, and yours are being pushed to the very edge as it seems. List everything darling, every person, every hobby, every class, even your boyfriend. Then sort. Allocate time and do up a mock month of what it should look like. This will give you a visual of what needs to be dropped and where. Don't forget though, you are a priority too and you need to allocate personal time.
>Sweetheart
>true darling
pffftttt, you're exaggerating. I'm just trying to help out a friend in need, no need to make it more than it is.
>>17563637
Anytime friend, your reading was an odd one I'll admit, very interested to hear what comes of it, as I wasn't all too sure what to make of it. Please keep me in the loop.

Alright, I need more clarification here:
>>17563473
>>17563483
Looking, somebody in mind, or just a general love life reading?

>>17563525
Any theme you'd like me to focus on? Because generals are way too general.

>>17563630
Thank you. ^_^

>you'll need to make in order to sustain it longer.
Yeah, I really need to.

It's an occult query/path, if that helps.

Third time skipped ;_;

>>17563643
Thank you man, that was very interesting to listen to. I'll make an attempt to send you positive vibes as well, good luck! :)

>>17563680
I'm the pink diamond
I'm blonde, dainty hands, fair snow white skin, tall, athletic

>>17563688
jerry here, general love life please

>>17563688
I'm the google alien one, somebody in mind that I'm in a relationship with.

>>17563688
General... how about a love reading?

>>17563605
>next goetic operation will go
So, this isn't tasseomancy; but as an example to new persons to the craft - this is an example of aleuromancy. That is, divination via flour or cookies (baked goods).

Having said this, I would say that there is hope for you yet - with completing your task. However, I see a great divide - a completion and an incompletion. The dichotomy of wholeness and separation are very present here.

You will some beautiful things - shown some wonders and excitement/amusement may fill you. After this, you may experience a time of disgust and un-enjoyment. A sense of being unfulfilled.

This may bring you full circle.
>yes, I understand that muffins have round bottoms, that is not what I'm talking about here.

I'm moreso talking about the cylindrical course of events. What does this ebb and flow mean to you? Do you summon and banish? Where is the push and pull coming from?

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>>17563452
Tanner
Male
Can you tell me what my next girlfriend appearance is?

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>>17563452
>Jayden
>Male and straight
>True love reading. What does it look like.

>>17563705
You're very welcome! I'm glad! Thank you! :)

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>>17563452
nickname: skag
gender: female
question: can you tell me about my next boyfriend? what does he look like? thank you

>>17560648
I was already done by then, sorry.

>>17561984
Glad I helped, have a good one.

>>17562702
You pull cards for their feelings. Based on the cards, it's usually fairly obvious. While many people here have unrequited crushes, several of them would be successful if they bothered to make a move.

>>17563099
The center card is the significator, the left side is you, and the right side is him. Top/middle/bottom is thoughts/emotions/behavior

>>17562792
I just had time for that one.

>>17562897
:^)

>>17563741
Jinks are you doing pancakomancy?

>>17563628
Ooo... Interesting. Much more interesting than the wine, to be sure - thank you.

As it pertains to love - I can definitely see a fetus here - a curled up embryo. I would take this as a positive sign of love and fertility.

Life-cycles, growth, circularity, alien/foreign, etc. These are all present in the reading. Consider yourself going through the journey of life and all of things that are associated with love and nurturing. A popular phrase:
>the grass is always greener where you water it
Keep that in mind.

>>17563741
I meant to say:

>You will some beautiful things
You will *SEE* some beautiful things

>>17563741
Hmm alright thank you.
It may have something to do with a need for more spiritual preparation. Or so I assume.

>>17563772
sevisssss
you should ask for hashbrownmancy instead
potatoes are delicious

>>17563772
>>17563780
>this is an example of aleuromancy. That is, divination via flour or cookies (baked goods)

You sillies.

>>17563364
>>17563708
>General Love Reading
The Devil
10 of Cups(r)
Ruled over by 6 of Cups
Counseled by 6 of Pents and 4 of Swords(r)

>>17563777
Thank you hijinks! :) I had a reading done earlier and fertility signs came up with every card drawn... uh oh! ;)

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>>17563787
>forgets the recording
Whelp...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjBRw5t5ie

>>17563189
>cranky
>female, average height, average weight, i have peach colored skin, pale, furry eyebrows, hairyness, light brownish hair, full lips, birth marks everywhere, low circulation
>dark blue sparkling rectangle
>I'm kind of interested in a guy. Is he also interested in me? if not him is there anyone else interested in me?
>empath

>>17563771
>>17562724
Jessica here... I forgot to thank you for earlier sothank you. Since this is a romance reading does this mean I'm going to go/give a pity date or something?

>>17563551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZPpfH2WyX

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>>17563452
>sadboys
>female
>Why did he look so uncomfortable when we first looked at eachother last time? why is he dressing like that now?

>>17563556
I guess I'll make some tea. Should I rip open the tea bag?

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>>17563176
It's Chironymous here, doing sporadic Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)

>>17563847
do you have a cute pic of you dancing

>>17563718
For your next romantic opportunity, I saw a rather dark haired girl; I think it's black hair more than brown. She has hazel eyes. I saw many books surrounding me, and shelves. I'm thinking you're going to meet her in a bookstore of sorts, or perhaps in a section where there are books. I cast three runes on this: Tiwaz, Perthro merkstave, Nauthiz merkstave. You're going to have to seek out this chick, lad, or you will probably spend the next good few periods of your love life feeling miserable having missed her.

>>17563719
Situation: 6 of Pentacles in reverse
You (Thoughts / Emotions / Behavior): 3 of Cups / 4 of Wands in reverse / Strength
Him (Thoughts / Emotions / Behavior): Ace of Cups / The Moon in reverse / 3 of Swords in reverse
Advice: Justice in reverse
Projected Outcome: The Magician in reverse

Eh, I think one of you is on the shorter end of the stick here-- and I'm thinking it's definitely you. I get the feeling here that you're rather trying to break free of this relationship and seek out somebody else. Overall, I think you're just keeping up a strong front in this relationship.

As for him, well.. I don't think he's somebody well-suited to be with you right now because of the disparity between the two of you.

As far as the advice goes, you need to make clear what is what over here: set the record straight. The Projected Outcome in this is kind of weird; I'm not entirely getting it, but from the rest of this spread, I suppose you're going to seek out somebody else.

>>17563733
For your next romantic opportunity, I saw a girl with dark green eyes and seemingly brown hair. I couldn't make out the environment I was in, so I'm not too sure how you're going to meet her here. I get the feeling you're going through a dry spell because of all the pent up energy I'm feeling; kind of weird and lewd. I cast three runes on this: Berkano, Fehu, Uruz merkstave. It seems to me you need not worry here: this chick you meet will perhaps fuck your knees weak.

Sorry, I should have specified I'm not doing more readings other than the early three who queried.

>>17563856
can i pop you an email for one when you're not busy?

>>17563787
>4 of Swords
Thanks, you were accurate at parts.
Did you get anything about that twin flame energy and I already knowing each other? I have a boyfriend so.

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>>17563849
Closest I've got handy, sorry.

Maybe I will fulfill this request someday.

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>>17563556
male
does it count if i post soup broth residue...? just ate ramen

>>17563863
Anytime, mate:
[email protected]

(I do have a queue in my email and I'm held up with various stuff, so it might take awhile for me to respond.)

>>17563856
Are you going to finish them up later?

>>17563865
>has twin flame
>and a bf
Can't you share?

>>17563881
I might if I'm still awake.

>up for over 30hours

Sincerest apologies, mate.

If you want a reading though, feel free to e-mail:
[email protected]

>>17563850
interesting! The person I like has blue eyes and blonde hair and is male...but this is interesting! Haha yesss that's my energy alright... thanks for the runes as well

>>17563865
Thank you for the feedback, really appreciate it.
During the reading the connection shared was one of energies wanting to move closer to one another, and like I said, we're drawn by being sort of the same energies. However, the connection hasn't been built upon yet, and is still very primal in its urge to connect. Feel free to hit me up if you need greater clarification. My details are throughout the archives

>>17563898
go to sleeeeep

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>>17563847
I don't really want a reading, but here's this. :)

>"Try to be a rainbow in somebody else's cloud." - Maya Angelou

Reminded me of what you said
>positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others

Nicole
Female
Gemini
Long dark wavy hair
Number 3
If i reach out to him now will he reach back?

>>17563909
Thank you! I truly appreciate your post! :D

All the best to you!

>>17563901
>>17563800
still doing reading? =)

>Tarot
>Ryan
>18
>Virgo
>Fairly outgoing but deeply depressed
>Midwest
>Vulnerability is a sign of strength, not weakness.
>What will come of my education?
I don't care if it is bad, I want the truth.

>>17563912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sPExYJETbC

>>17563819
I'm not the one who did that reading for you; I only did the one with the spread in the picture. However, I'll give a crack at interpretation.

>6 of Pentacles, clarified by 6 of Swords and Justice

I don't like using a spread this small for generals, but my sense is that this indicates a period in your life when you're wanting a sign of some sort that makes previous negative experiences make sense. This can be found in a relationship that is somewhat one-sided, but it helps you move forward in a way, and it gives you some mental peace that you're seeking.

I'm guessing that's what the reader was getting at.

>>17563918
You too! :D

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>tfw my sortilege is hilariously on point

>>17563942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1453H2BSBMN

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>>17563949
Hey I think you did a reading for me last thread.
>pic related
I'm not sure if this was a serious reading, due to the spaghetti comment. I just wanted to point out that it wasn't a question for romance, since I'm married. I was more wondering if I'd meet a new friend or possibly have another kid. :|

>>17564008
Egh, I thought it was a love query, so I read for that. Divination isn't the same as being psychic; it's more like running a simulation. So, if you were looking, that's whom you would find. Or hey, maybe the dude with the glasses will be a friend, I don't know.

I'll make it up to you.

For a new friend:
I see a girl in her thirties with dirty blonde hair, but kind of dry and frizzy, almost as if her hair were that of a 40-year-old. Interestingly enough, she feels nervous as well, somewhat jittery, who tends to laugh nervously. The vibe I get from her reminds me a bit of a toned down version of Tweak from South Park, if you know what I mean. I wonder why you attract nervous people.

Having another kid:
Yes/no I don't do very well, so I just drew one card for each:
>Wheel of Fortune, Knight of Wands
Sorry, the cards are being cheeky: they're merely telling you that your life would change significantly if you did (no surprise there), or that your sex life with your husband might improve if you didn't. Sorry, I'm terrible at yes/no, like I said.

>>17563847
Tarot
Tom
28
aquarius
glasses and brown hair
usa
the rose is an amazing song and you should listen to it
should i just end it all now? is there ANYTHING to look forward to?

>>17563179

Never done this before, but here we go.

>Michael/Mik
>Male
>24
>Aquarius
>average height, blonde hair, grey/blue eyes
> Alaska
> desire in my mind, and in my heart, to light the fire of love, happiness, and peace
> I'll try to put this into one part. I'd like to know if I will get out if my current job soon, and into something better for me.

Since I've never done this before, I don't know which would suit better, so either will do.

>>17563993
Sho
Black long hair, overweight
Capricorn
Black circle
Will I be successful, academically as an exchange student and economically, in the business I'm planning to start?
Thank you!

>>17564034
>I wonder why you attract nervous people.
I have no idea lol I've noticed that though, at least somewhat. They don't seem to last long in my life though. Friendship wise. Hell no one seems to last long. I don't connect to anybody. :( And most of the people (including family) I still have in my life seem to care about themselves, so I think that's the main reason I don't connect to new people. (I know I sound like a child saying that, but I keep to myself mostly and when I do have an issue or just want to talk they either ignore me, talk about themselves, or give me some lame advice like "oh it'll be fine" and just go on and do what they were originally doing/talking about)

Yeah, the kid thing is a no brainer.

But yeah, thanks for the repeat. I really appreciated it. And thank you for your time. :)

>>17564061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLMchBP3NH

>>17564034
Oh and was this girl thin, average, heavy-set? Tall? Short?

ded thread
any readers on to doreadings?

>>17563901
Empath are you taking queries right now by any chance?

>>17564078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0STTZYm1MU1

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>>17564139
>>17563176
It's Chironymous here, doing sporadic Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching readings for whomever I can whenever I'm around, so definitely check back for a reply before thread's end! And I may post your reply in the next thread if this one ends!

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much or as little of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

*Whether you want Morgan's Tarot or I-Ching
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Age
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Location-ish
***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Query (one part/question only... two if absolutely necessary!)

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>>17564034


Can you scry to physically describe my next-potential romantic partner? How and where do I hit her up?

I may know her, or may not know her yet personally yet. No future outcomes please, Thanks BV, gald to see you!

Also, doing 3 readings tonight folks. Help me enhance my abilities!

>>17564097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j0lrSQKncn

>>17564187
love read pls

>>17563919
Sorry darlin, at work for the rest of the evening. If you're still around when it quietens down, I'll be happy to do you darlin.
>>17564146
I can, might be a while before I can get to it as per above though. Tarot readings not as bad, but Empaths require a good bit of focus and quiet hah.

>>17564173

Tarot

Dré
Male
26
Aries
Metalhead looking dude, shy but chill
Matane
"There is no steps too small in the right direction"
Just a general reading please

>>17564173
- I-ching, please.
- Ashley
-Female
-26
-Gemini
- Very goes with the flow type person. Never plunge into anything. Same job since I was 16. Feeling very unfulfilled. Dwells on the past.
- Northern Illinois.
- Adopt a pet. I have 3 rescues and sometimes thing their gratitude is the only thing to bring me joy.
- Will I be happier if I end my long term relationship with my boyfriend, or change for the?

Thanks for your time!

>>17563850

Hello there. Just in case BV is not available, can you do mine?>>17564187
Thanks

>>17564208
Change for him**

Sorry, getting used to new phone.

>>17564173
27
Julian
Capricorn
Male
I-ching
Black Long hair, brown eyes
Perú
Life is a journey full of lessons, every fail or setback will make you better, never give up, opportunities will always be there, you only have to believe in yourself and enjoy the ride.
I would like to know about how will my general future be as I'm traveling as an exchange student and planning on starting a business to support my family and myself.
Thank you in advance!

>>17564187
can i has a love reading too?

>>17563568
Excellent reading. I wonder what you meant about the future being foggy, though.

Best wishes

>>17563919
>>17564200
I'm sick so I'll be around. If you can do it when you have the free time please it would cheer me up!

>>17564187
Will my crush pursue me romantically?

>>17564208
>>17564211
Darlin, changing for anyone but yourself is a horrible thing to do, because it'll backfire guaranteed. If you wanna change for him, good, but don't change because you think you have to. If you're having these thoughts, why not talk them out with him?

>>17564190
Thank you bro! Such patience and dedication in your reading, absolutely felt the good vibes, I wish you the best

>>17564200
>Tarot readings not as bad, but Empaths require a good bit of focus and quiet hah.

No worries I'll see if I can catch you tomorrow. Going to crash soon.

>>17564167

I'm going to listen in a moment. I'm at work right now, but thank you for doing it. It's greatly appreciated.

>>17564243
You're very welcome! I'm glad! Thank you for the kind words! :)

>>17564235
It's not necessarily bad changes. He wants me to learn to cook and be more housewife-y. It's just not something I have embedded in me but this age, I could probably stand to learn the basics.

Our real issue is aligning our goals. He wants me to start spitting out babies. At this point, it is something I will flat out not do. He has already suggested we break up because of it. I told him that once I am confident in our relationship, married, financially stable, etc, maybe it would be something I consider, but he keeps pushing it and it's really pushing me away.

>>17564250
Sure, take your time! It sometimes takes me a time to get around to recording/positing, so I sure don't expect people to read them right away! And you're very welcome! Thanks for posting!

>>17564227
Foggy? I don't remember saying that haha. Maybe my sore throat was messing with the recording. Excellent to hear anon, I wish you all the best in this coming period of growth and discovery. Love and good vibes be with you man.
>>17564229
Oh absolutely darlin, I'm sorry to hear you're sick. I'll do my best to get to is ASAP. Sending all the healing vibes I can muster <3
>>17564247
Sorry about that anon. Sweet dreams and a restful sleep be with you.

>>17564262
>>17564229
I need them! thank yew!

>>17564255
Ahhhh I get that. Well, I love my cooking/cleaning/etc (I'm extremely house-wifey haha) so I'm biased in my belief that everyone should know these skills.

As for the baby thing, it is a very man thing to want to pass on his seed and establish his line, so I can understand where he's coming from (he's early-mid 30's right?). I agree with him that if you aren't ready for this, then it's probably best for you two to split; don't force yourself to take up the roll of mother and birther while you're uncomfortable and don't hold him back from a point in his life he's clearly ready to start.

>>17564255
Good changes in a relationship are changes you'd benefit from even without him in your life. :)

You know, I've seen many people who have stuck with the wrong person - even for up to a decade or more - before realizing that, in the end, their goals and attitudes and opinions make them totally incompatible. They just stuck with the same person all that time because it became habit, because of promises, engagements, the hope that "some day" they might change... it's not worth it. Every year is a year of your life wasted, that you could be spending preparing for, meeting, or spending time with the right person.

In saying that, I'm not saying outright "break up with him", but... you know the situation best, so judge based on your understanding. Don't expect change. A relationship shouldn't be built on the expectation of change. I mean, can you really say he's the right person for you if he's threatening to break up just because you won't give up your own body/time/values/plans for his personal fulfillment? That kind of thing shouldn't really happen in a stable relationship, imo.

And what >>17564280 said is relevant too.

>>17564289
Hi BV

>>17564205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RBR5DXVXsF

>>17564294
You wish. ;)

>>17564280
>>17564289
Thanks, guys. Makes me feel better that my thought process is on the right track. I know he thinks it too, but we have always had a way of making it work, so I think that's why we are both holding on.
Now if we split, going to have to figure out how to split our accounts, and sell our house. Better than being eternally unhappy though.

>>17564127
I'm even worse at seeing height than eye color (I'm complete shit at scrying eye color, fyi), but she looked thin...very very thin.

>>17564187
Sure, I'll do it in a few minutes. I wouldn't mind a love reading, myself, if you're still handing them out.

>>17564294
This time you're wrong :^)

>>17564317
Hey BV I can give you a love reading if you want to exchange readings. I would like to know what the appearance of my next boyfriend please. Is there someone you had in mind for the reading or just a general? past present future?

>>17564256

I just finished listening. I really needed to hear those things at this particular point in my life path. Thank you so very much, my friend. Sending positive energy your way.

>>17564308
My only crevasse darling is, if he is a good and righteous man, don't take him to the cleaners...I hear too many horror stories about it happening. There's nothing to say you can't still be friends.
>>17564317
....dang
>>17564300
You win this round JN

>>17564323
These days, I usually just give queries to which I already know the answer in order to help other readers with useful feedback. Tell me what you'd prefer to read, and I'll give you a query.

I'll scry for you second, and I think you'll be the last of the night.

>>17564213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oF4LzqYvSP

>>17564324
I'm so glad served you well. You're very welcome! And thank you! :)

>>17564336
I guess something you already know the answer to would be useful to see if my new deck is up to parr. But it's up to you. I'll tell you the cards I pull just in case I interpret them wrong.

>>17564336
>>17564323
Actually BV can you scry for me if anything will happen with this guy I'm crushing on instead of the appearance of next boyfriend?

>>17564187
I see an outdoor scene, a country girl she seems to be. Blue jeans with a button-down blouse, and she stands somewhat away from a house. A light tan she has, and that's likely from being outside much more than you, lad. I'm trying to see her hair, but it looks to be blocked by some hat she wears. I definitely get a country girl vibe from her, though. Big friendly smile, and she seems simple in her style.

Well, it seems that the outdoors might just be your friend, and it seems that outside should you wend.

>>17564350
Take your pick between:
>S
>F
>B
Not initials, necessarily, but words that hold relevance to me.

>>17564366
I can do that better with cards. Is that alright, or do you particularly prefer a scry?

>>17564346

May I ask you a question about the reading? Because part of it has chilled me, in a positive way. I've always sort of been an outlier in my social circles and in my family. When you read the I-Ching portion, poets and artists were mentioned. I've always felt drawn to that particular area of interest. I was wondering if you could explain to me a little more about the I-Ching, if that's not to much trouble. Thanks in advance my friend!

>>17564372
I guess S. Is there anything specific you wanna know about S?

If you don't mind I would like a scry please I am curious to see what you will see.

>>17564372

Was she young, fat, skinny? can you describe or remember her factions? Shit BV, I belong to the city- her being an from the outside peaceful area and simple, is all I strive for I guess.

I guess I must cast a spell to attract her :/

Sure, I can do a reading for you.

>>17564366
Wew

The first thing I saw was that good old well-pumping scene, and it seems that you're making some efforts quite actively. I see water being drawn up, and I think shall be filled the cup you want to be filled. With the result, you'll likely be thrilled, but the wonder and awe will take the greatest place of all: I saw a girl stepping out into a field, facing the world, and her eyesight might yield the grandeur of creation in many a way, though the greatest of mountains seem quite far away.

To make sense of what I say:
This is basically The Fool: The Scry. Do you remember that one young love where you felt like the whole world came together, and everything was just a bit better in each other's presence, then? Well, friend, it seems you'll feel that again.

However, now matter how long I watched this girl wend, I never quite saw her get to the end. Chasing a dream, you'll seem to be, but I don't know if it shall come about too prosperously.

Walking and walking and walking, I see, but I don't see any end to that impending. Ya, I basically see The Fool, if you know your tarot. There is something about this journey, this chase, that will allow you some wonder to embrace. It might be something that you might have lost in some previous days, but it will come back, and it will be worthwhile to face.

I just see more walking: this one isn't about the destination, it's about the journey.

>>17564381
>S
You unwittingly chose the hardest one.

Do now, tell /div/ about the relationship between S and me. I'll warn you, it's a doozy, and it's not really romantic, at least in terms of possibility.

>>17564416
>>17564381
>>17564372
Ok this is weird I know you said it's not romantic but these cards... I kind of started your reading before you posted your official query by asking what I need to know about you and S and pulled: 3 of Swords. So either you or the other person have experienced a lot of grief and heartbreak. I asked what happened between you two in the past and to me this is a card of confusion. One of you perhaps misinterpreted the other person's intentions? I asked what S's feelings (not about you, just in general) in the past were and got the Queen of Swords. I feel this is the angry widow card but it also means a person that is honest and gets to the heart of the matter. Your feelings in the past were 9 of swords.. generally a nightmarish time.

I am posting more just posting this bit now to let you know I am still here I am slow

>>17563831

Thanks!

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This is all bullshit.

>>17564416
BV... Would you mind scrying what the best course of action would be in order to hook up with this guy I like? How I should go about it so it won't suck for me?

>>17564416
>>17564437
S currently feels the 10 of swords about you. This is disappointment and they feel like a victim to whatever has happened between you two? And your feelings for S are the Hermit. So you're basically just reflecting on what has happened with them, I presume why you are asking this question. You do feel they are a very fiery passionate and individual though (King of Wands). Current status of your relationship is the 8 of swords. You're kind of stuck in this situation with this person I feel is not moving at I ( think this card confirms you aren't on speaking terms, right?).

I asked what you need to do to fix this situation and pulled the 3 of pentacles. If you work together you guys can overcome this problem, whatever it is. I asked how S will react if you talk to each other again and pulled the 9 of cups. It will make them extremely happy despite everything that has happened in the past. They may feel like the victim in this situation but your presence would still bring them joy.

If this advice is not taken: pulled 5 of coins, 5 of swords. It pretty much is saying things will say the same and nothing will really change between you two.

If this advice is taken: King of Swords, 2 of cups

I am going on a limb here and thinking that at first it will be kind of distant and awkward from the previous experiences but then it will blossom into a beautiful and strong relationship. Since you said it's not romantic I feel this could be like best friends or something. It will be very harmonious.


Is this all right or wrong?

>>17564461
Just did a couple for other readers to induce them to practice, but I'm done for he night; I have to get up for work a in a few hours.

>>17564437
>Ok this is weird I know you said it's not romantic but these cards...
I told you it was a doozy :^)

>3 of Swords
The heartbreak is on my end, the suffering is on hers.

>One of you perhaps misinterpreted the other person's intentions?
This is certainly a possibility, multiple times over.

>Queen of Swords
Our intellectual bond has always been strong: part of the reason we're so close is because of the amazing conversations we've always had, those we could never possibly have with anyone else.

>Your feelings in the past were 9 of swords
I laughed a little, dead on. I still remember the...nevermind, there were definitely some bad times.

>>17564483
>S currently feels the 10 of swords about you.
I would be surprised if this were the case, actually. Due to circumstance, I'm pretty much the only person she trusts right now, and her default best friend. If the 10 of Swords is pulled correctly, then it suggests that circumstance is preventing something /totally and completely/ unspoken. It would be a surprise to me, and but I can't say it would be outside the realm of possibility.

>the Hermit
>you're basically just reflecting on what has happened with them
I'm actually just trying to be a good friend right now, as much as I can be

>I presume why you are asking this question
No, it's because I understand the situation well and can give you good feedback

>You do feel they are a very fiery passionate and individual
Actually, she's rather reserved, but she makes me feel firey. Make sense?

>8 of swords
>You're kind of stuck in this situation with this person I feel is not moving
This is a matter of circumstance, at least in terms of forward movement. Romantically? Well, I don't think it's a possibility anyway; no use playing that game.

>this card confirms you aren't on speaking terms, right?
Actually we talk whenever we can. Circumstance makes it difficult, but we talk as much as possible, and I heard from her this morning.

>I asked what you need to do to fix this situation and pulled the 3 of pentacles
Good pull, this is a matter of cooperation and teamwork.

>I asked how S will react if you talk to each other again and pulled the 9 of cups. It will make them extremely happy despite everything that has happened in the past.
She's always happy to hear from me, actually. She's rather lonely, and she enjoys my company.

Wait, it just occurred to me that you might be reading the past, maybe. We weren't on speaking terms for a while, despite her begging to talk to me for some time.
(cont.)

>>17564517
(cont.)
>They may feel like the victim in this situation but your presence would still bring them joy.
I don't think she blames me for anything. If anything, she might blame circumstance, but she's more inclined to blame herself, honestly.

>5 of coins, 5 of swords
Oh gods, I know what this means. If I hold back, I might find some shallow victory elsewhere by giving of myself to someone unworthy.

>King of Swords, 2 of cups
Keep being the intellectual support, and it leads to something romantic? Well, that's bizarre, but I suppose it's viable as a really long-term thing, albeit something not really within my sights.

>at first it will be kind of distant and awkward from the previous experiences but then it will blossom into a beautiful and strong relationship
You're probably reading the past. When we started talking again after some silence, it was immensely awkward, but we're very close now.

>I feel this could be like best friends or something
This seems quite accurate. I won't say too much more, but the bond we have is something that can't be explained easily, and I think we'll be relevant in each other's lives until the day one of us dies, still inspiriting each other in some strange way.

Thanks for that, I hope my feedback helped.

>>17564515
>>17564517
>>17564520
It just occurred to me that you may have read for F instead of S accidentally. In which case, my comments for each of those points are as follows:

Not as much of a doozy, but still complicated. This one is entirely romantic, though.

3 of Swords is as accurate as you can get.

Constant constant constant misunderstanding.

We initially bonded intellectually.

9 of Swords is what I felt constantly, still well pulled.

Once again, still surprised about the 10 of Swords, but still a viable card considering a few things.

The Hermit is more likely because I'm in cocoon mode right now.

I still understand this fairly well.

Yes, she's firey as fuck.

Yes, I am more stuck than you can imagine.

Correct, we are not on speaking terms.

I'm not sure from where the cooperation would come. All my cards are out on the table, and there's not much more I can do.

She would be quite happy to hear from me, but it's not worth the pain for me.

I would call her a fucking dumbass of the greatest caliber if she honestly still thought herself a victim.

Advice not taken result is the same.

Advice taken result...unlikely, but still possible.

Any communication between us now is awkward, at the absolute best.

I can't handle being just friends.

______________________________________________

Hopefully this helps too.

Is some reader around?

>>17564416
>>17564517
Thanks for all this feedback and the reading it is very helpful to me. I have a problem with making assumptions so that probably affected my reading a bit (no card actually said you weren't talking). I pray my reading was a little help. Yeah I have to work on feelings versus thinking when interpreting sorry.
I have question about my reading.

About your reading:
I understand the beginning part I would be very happy. I used to be in a happy relationship before if I had one again it would be nice.

I am making efforts right now and though he seems more friendly there is no definite success. I definitely was feeling hopeful and optimistic in the beginning ( a lot hopeful ) but now not so much from stagnancy. This journey I'm on right now is not really a pleasant one for me since other aspects of my life + not seeing him often is causing me anguish but I am still hopeful/excited in his presence and I think he is in mine too. Am I chasing a dream/wasting my time since the girl never reaches the end?

>>17564277
You still here darling?

Cheswick, where are you? I miss you!

If anyone's still lurking, I'd like to hear what people think of Siegrain's scries.

Are they accurate? Does anyone have experience with whether his predictions tend to come true?

Hey did anyone miss me?

>>17564859
yuh
he a qtpie winna

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So do to my elusive nature I'm going to create a kik chat for divination. Cause i miss you guys for one.. Two so I can learn/teach more from you. Add my kik tillerific420 and I'll get this party started

>>17564861
>>17564870
Hey man I remember you, you were around quite a bit back when I first came here. Good to see you again.

>>17564870
but what if no kik

there's an irc in first post but it's more like a locker room and less anything actually substantial

>>17564872
Hey, I'm in irc right now, so it's actually pretty good.

>>17564870
We have the IRC, and besides, who's going to chat divination in there if we already don't do that in the IRC as it is?

>>17564874
>>17564875
>enter IRC
>scrotumancy
>urethamancy
>Boner readings
>vaginal texture readings

The IRC is a great place....

>>17564884
Excuse me, these are all perfectly legitimate forms of divination. Don't be so close-minded and maybe you'll actually learn something, you peasant!

Is anyone reading?

J
Male
22
Sagitarrius
How is my spiritual growth going? Will it lead me down the path of a mystic?

>>17564784
I am here

>>17565041
No way really? Just got home from my shift, I'll do your reading right away!

>>17565041
>>17565049
Hmmmm there's definitely a connection, and it is working both ways, but the affection from his end seems more friendly than loving. I could definitely see something developing from it, but it'd need time. Make yourself available and spend more time with him (obviously when you're feeling better yourself darlin) and I can see things blooming, albeit slowly

>>17565067
thank you! wedon't know eachother well. this means he's interested in getting to know me but not romantically interested? does he like my appearance?

Where's thothg been? Did he really fuck the weather?

>>17565077
Hmmm this was with an energy where the connection was quite strong, perhaps not him after all. There's someone who you share a good friendship with, that's the energy I picked up on

>>17565116
that's a bummer. I don't like my friend like that.
so nothing for the guy I'm interested in?

>>17565116
Ifor it's not too much trouble could I receive a reading from you?

>>17565123
Nothing I picked up on, try developing the relationship between you two and ask me again. Right now it seems the connection isn't strong enough to get a ping as you said you don't know each other all that well.
>>17565128
No trouble at all anon, let me do up post. One second

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Hey guys and gals, not sure how long I'll be around but I'll try and get to each and every one of you lovely folks
>Name/Nickname
>Description and defining features
>Colour shape combo
>Query
>Tarot or Empath

Love and good vibes be with you all

>>17565139
Leah
Short, stocky, brown hair
brown toad
Is "m" interested in being with me? Or he wants to fool around with me?
Empath

>>17565139
Yellow
Bad posture, slightly ripped, black hair, large hands, about 5'8, white
Blue cylinder
Empath
Romance Reading

>>17565139
Liz
Average height and weight short black hair
Orange star
I've been very anxious about my job and living situation, will I be facing some hard times soon?
Empath

>>17565139
eve
5'0, short, blonde, defined jaw, freckles
white circle
Is there anything to look forward to in the realms of love?
tarot

>>17565145
>>17565146
Kek are you two stalking me? Could you perhaps give me a little more to go on Yellow, like some specifics or even a direction. Just "Romance Reading" is very hard for Empath

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>>17565151
>eve
>defined jaw

>>17565159
>>17565146
:^)
Is there any connections for me?

>>17565139
Pedro Daniel
Short hair, little eyes, big nose, brown hair
Green triangule
could u do a love reading please?
Tarot

>>17565145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qJ4S9xkGaw

>>17565146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NjWP5L024N

>>17565171
Lol thanks I'm your favorite customer.
So he wants to sleep with me? Lmao.

>>17565139
Anon
Tall, brown hair and eyes i like games and movies
Yellow triangle
Im going to have a big night today, how will it go?
Empath

>>17565150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGi8Tu6z2m

>>17564553
Hey Bv do you like video games?
if so do you have any you enjoy?

>>17565151
>Love Reading;General
7 of Swords
5 of Cups(r)
Ruled over by 6 of Cups
Counseled by 10 of Swords and 4 of Cups(r)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QFoJkX9kq0

>>17565185
Thank you!
I send you love and good vibes as well .

>>17565180
>I'm your favourite customer
Oh are you now? Did you decide that for me darlin? I get the feeling what he wants from you is more than friends, but not a relationship, so it would seem so haha.
>>17565201
Thankyou darling, always appreciated<3

>>17565139
Hey EmpathAU, do you mind giving me a reading? You promised one the other day. You already know the details.

>>17565205
Are you currently taking queries good sir?

>>17565170
>Love Reading;General
The Hermit(r)
7 of Cups(r)
Ruled over by 10 of Swords
Counseled by Queen of Swords(r) and Knight of Wands(r)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Frwps1X7p

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>tfw spontaneous chresmomancy

Some dude walked up to me randomly and said "she's evil...be careful, man, she's evil" and walked off.

>>17565183
Lot's of interference anon, didn't get any sort of clear image. May be due to the vague details.
>>17565215
Of course my friend, fire away

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>>17565196
>>17565196
yes thank u.
>tfw no bf
>tfw depression

if you're thinking of the guy I'm thinking of he's not in a relationship but he's moving soon i dont think he wants anything serious so maybe fwb?

>this person isnt the best I can do
yeah you are right. he doesn't treat me that well.

>>17565139
Freya
Short brown hair with highlights oblong face
Yellow Square
What does the person I like think of me? Will anything happen between us?
Tarot

>>17565209
I know who you are anon and your reading is coming right up. Gonna muck around with the spread a bit, lets see how this rolls.
>>17565229
Awwwww darling that's no good. If you're okay with fwb then I say go for it, otherwise it's not worth the heartache that accompanies it, trust me.
>He doesn't treat me well
Well that's just rude. If you lived in Kangarooland darling I'd take you out on a date, you sound like a nice gal.

>>17565225
>Of course my friend, fire away

Zeus
Shaved head, beard, brown eyes, kind, sarcastic, loyal to a fault, kind
Blue Sphere

Not sure if you remember, but this is regarding a blonde girl in my life that is going through a rough time that I have refereed to as A. Despite all my sincere words, actions, and feelings she seems to not appreciate or give a fuck about any of it or me. I really can't take feeling like this anymore, it's getting too hard to bother caring.
>Query
How does the blonde girl in my life, A, feel about me?

>I feel like Empath might be better for this but I'll leave that up to you good sir!

>>17565209
>Next partner
The World
4 of Wands
Ruled over by 6 of Cups
Counseled by 10 of Pents and The Chariot
>Actions: Find and date
10 of Pents(r)
4 of Wands
Ruled over by 7 of Swords(r)
>Development: Relationship
The Emperor(r)
The High Priestess(r)
Ruled over by The Devil

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZjeSMX4ZZd

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>>17564573
Given the cards you got, your conclusions were completely reasonable. See the alternate feedback I gave, as it might be possible you read for the wrong one, for whom your interpretation is completely accurate.

There is something to be said, however, about opacity, and that gives me something to consider, albeit quite unlikely to amount to any significant end. Still, it's interesting, and I think I'll try to my own reading of it for giggles when I get home.


As far as your reading, I was going to wax philosophical and remind you that the journey is more important than the destination with this one. Instead, I'll just leave you with pic related, something a diviner much more experienced than me once told me.


>>17564859
I've already confirmed one he did for me on /fringe/. I actually texted him right after it happened because I was so blown away by the accuracy.

>>17565190
I've never been much of a gamer. I've played some games casually now and again, but that's it. I enjoyed TES series and M&B. That's about all I can think of right now.

>>17565283
What about his tarot

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>>17565233
>Love Reading; Specific Person
8 of Pents
King of Swords
Ruled over by The Magician(r)
Counseled by Queen of Pents(r) and 6 of Cups

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16UztcFRS94

>>17565139
Nina
Brunette female thin
Yellow octAgon
Can I expect something to happen with g?
Tarot

>>17565139
>>17565247

Sorry I might have quoted the wrong post.

>>17565139
quattro
witch fingers, overbite
purple trapezoid
general reading
tarot

>>17565139
Lackus
Black hair, average weight and height
Yellow square
Will she come back to me?
Empath

Thanks !!

>>17565297
I helped him polish his scrying, but I haven't worked too closely with him on tarot, other than showing him my spreads. As a result, I can't speak with as much authority, but the ones he's done for me seemed quite accurate.

>>17564438
You're very welcome!

>>17565283
I would love to practice reading for you again it helps me a lot. That's an insightful picture thanks. I am a bit slow and don't quite understand overall outcome- So you're reading is basically saying that something will happen but the journey to get there is more important that will shape me as a person?

>>17565618
Hey Chironymous, I'm that guy that went to a party and was torn between trying weed for the 2nd time and yes I've had bad experience with it and i ended up sticking to alcohol, got my nose bruised by a friend of mine so yeah.. I just wanted to tell you that I didn't have the time to respond but I did save the vocaroo recording on my phone and the reading was really insightful and helpful for me and I want to thank you. All the best to you my friend and I wish you good luck in your life.

>>17564192 Hey there, sorry for being late.

>You now: Queen of pentacles.

Maybe somewhat passive, yet a cool, easygoing and even charming to others. At least you seem focused on the practical aspects of life and not seem to get stucked a lot on daydreaming.

>Kind of love you need: The tower.

Well... I really don´t know how to intepret this, so take it with a grain of salt. You seem to need a love that will free you from past experiences, break those chains that keep you tied to something (I do not seem to find out what) or one that is open minded-that would expand your consciousness.

>What you must express: 5 of wands.

It seems if either you are persuing someone right now or not, complications may arise in the sense one or more people may be interested in persuing the person you are after (or will be after). So just open up, and compete and conquer. Communication seems to be a key factor here, I will explain why later.

>What you must offer: 3 of wands.

I don´t know why I am getting this energy is intellectually or traveling-adventure related. 3 of wands speaks of expansion. Does this make sense? An intellectual partner is always stimulating. New experiences or places too.

>What you must accept: 3 of swords.

Have you been heartbroken recently? Or are stuck because a broken heart? This seems to be limiting your expansion, and therefore you must let go of this feelings.

>How you will find love?: 8 of wands

Remember when I told you communication seemed a key factor? Well, 8 of wands refers to swiftness, either in a place, situation...you must take command and initiate communication when the oportunity arises. Either if its via social media or not.


Hope this helps, and I would love some feedback

>>17565688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OuuMLKAyS6

>>17565738
Yeah the nose thing happened at the party yesterday haha its ok tho, I guess no one could really predict or help me with anything before that party but the reading was very helpful regarding the girl and my future so thanks for that again my friend.

>>17564208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DD2njuTFD6

>>17565602
Hey BV, hope you're having a great day/night. Do you scry right now? Could you do one for me? I'm curious about my next romantic partner looks and would really appriciate a scry. I don't know what information you need but I'm a straight male.

>>17564217

Woah, hey there.

>You now: Ace of cups.

Well, either you are madly in love or starting to hang out with someone...either that or someone may be after you. Warm fuzzies is what I got. A lot of raw emotion!

>Kind of love you need: The world

Before I read, I must say: do not follow exactly what I say, Tarot is just a simulation based on the present energy. Therefore you should not blindly open up only to the people I describe, you must open up to everything, and experience by yourself.

The world speaks of bonding completely. Achieving that what you desire. What fullfills you. What you admire. Not something lustful, or that may be short-term and break your heart in the end. I hope this makes sense, but remember what I wrote.

>What you must express: The star.

The star speaks of connection with the higher planes of existance and consciousness. Of cristalization of ideas.

It also speaks of following that divine intuition...not the rational voices of the chaotic mind. Aka, your heart.

This may be more an advice to you than a "what to say" sort of thing. Hope it makes sense.

>What you must offer: King of pentacles.

Stability. Abundance. Show you have, and can offer a solid foundation for whatever it may be. Not fool around with everyone that may show up, if you are dating someone right now, for example.

>What you must accept: 9 of cups.

No one will absolutely complete or fulfill you, no one will make your life an absolute fairytale and provide you with all this idealized emotions or material needs you may have.

The one that can complete you and make your life awesome is none but yourself. It may also speak of heavy drinking, or passivity to the point of expecting everything to come to you without doing much.

>How you will find love?: Page of swords.

Well, I dont know if you are with someone right now or not, but the page of swords speaks of daring, corage, and communication, and messages, properly.

I would love some feedback, thanks!

>>17565787
Hello buddy, could I have a love reading aswell?

>>17564232
Ill give Ye feedback if Ye want

>>17564232

>The King of Wands, The Emperor, and the Sun.

Please tell me, are you a girl?

Very positive cards. A lot of male energy. This seems a very important factor, because I dont know your gender. The king of wands may refer to a specifical person, full of passion and vision. The emperor speaks of foundation, power and stability applied to this foresight, mixed with all this happiness, success and all this positive and uplifting energy the sun brings.

So, I see 2 scenarios here.

1- I would say yes, he or she will pursue you, If he gets to know how you feel...

2- He/she has considered it, but that´s it. He/she would just lay back without taking much action, but if YOU take the action of reaching him/her, he won´t reject you.

Therefore, I drew one more card.
>Action to take: King of Cups

Being at ease with your emotions, no need to be rough or agressive. Avoid being impulsive, be compassive, avoid being cruel or demeaning. I would say, take it slow...and just flow with whatever may come...

I would love some feedback on this reading, thank you.

Looking for a reading.
How do I get casual sex? Any tips on a particular person?
Thanks in advance.

>>17564317

I already did the 3 readings and told you I would do yours BV, I found a nice spread and I feel curious about using the thoth deck on your query.

But this has been a busy day, I feel worn out. I may read for you later in the night, or tomorrow. Until then, stick to the thread or the next one mate. See ya

>>17565803

Im sorry, not doing readings anymore.

>>17565846
Yeah I'm a grill. Would this spread imply I was gay if I wasn't? He knows how I feel so well see what happens.

>>17564232
>>17565846

I got something wrong with your reading.

King of Cups refers not to action to take, but ADVICE. It is really different, and I have no idea why I wrote that. Keep that in mind.

>>17565879

Well, I just knew you were a girl from the moment I saw the cards, I have no idea why, my intuition seems to be evolving I guess.

Yes, anyways, the best of luck to you, girl

I'm looking for any reader right now
Why does everyone enjoy tearing me down so much? Sometimes if feels like my own family

>>17565629
You seem to understand the reading I gave you; it's one of those.

And feel free to hit me up whenever you want a practice query. I don't lurk as heavily these days because I'm working a lot lately, but you can email me if you wish.

>>17565769
I'm working right now; just a quick break to eat, but I have to get back to work soon.

>>17565859
Don't worry about it, mate. It's mostly for shits and giggles...wait, I have a better query. I'm looking to find out the relevance of someone I met while working last week. It's not necessarily romantic (I don't think?), but definitely relevant in some way, and I'm curious about that. Whenever you have time, no rush.

>>17566116
No problem man, hopefully you can go back to it when you finish your work.

>>17564296
Thank you for the reading, it was very instructive.

also the vocaroo thing is pretty cool

>>17566210
You're very welcome!

Thanks!

>>17565922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gj0gZ6TVJM

>>17565756
Glad it's okay! Glad nothing went worse! And REALLY glad the reading was helpful regarding the girl and you future! You're very welcome!

>I-Ching
>Alexa
>female
>23
>Gemini
>big green eyes that make me look angry all the time, dyed blonde hair, anxious around people and just want to draw all day
>Los Angeles, CA
>***I always watch the following video when I'm having a rough day. It technically shouldn't be all that funny but the contagious laughter is what always gets me. Laughter is the best medicine.
>will die at school like my step-brother's dream foretold? It sounds silly but I only ask because in the same dream, he predicted the school I would get into before I even thought about applying or even knew about the school at all.

>>17566364
whoops forgot the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6t9g5p094g

>>17566364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOXHVDkN4d

>>17563176

New thread:

>>17566360

>>17565787
hello
thanks for the reading

>Ace of cups
i don't have any one pining after me (for ever) afaik, nor am i crushing on anyone atm, has been a few years since i have.

>The world
this was what i have always wanted

>The star
what you say makes sense, but each day makes my doubt my intuition more.

>King of pentacles
this is what is my sole focus right now, material stability

>9 of cups.
i realize this

>Page of swords.
i am not with anyone.

thanks again, but honestly i'm still at square 1

I would just like to say thank you to the onymous chir onymous yesterday for my reading ( http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gj0gZ6TVJM )
It helped me feel a lot better and it felt very meaningful to hear a readers voice

>>17568169
You're very welcome!
I'm glad it helped you feel better! Thank you for the feedback! <3

>>17565787

Hey, can I get a love reading too?