Hey, guys. Quick question. How... do I pass onto the next life?
A little background on me:
I actually killed myself a few days ago. I was a 4chan frequented beforehand, and I guess that cancer of /r9k/ just drove me over the edge. The first day or so was just like complete darkness, leaving me alone to my thoughts and to reflect on my life. I thought I was in Hell, which really surprised (more like terrified) me since I didn't think there was anything after death. After that, I gradually got a sense of vision back around me, and sure enough, I ended up not too far away from where I died. I've just kinda been wandering around for the past 2 or 3 days, but I don't really know how to pass on from here. Do I really want to pass on, though? Can you guys help me out?
>>17558190
Cool creepy pasta.
>>17558190
Kys for real
>>17558190
How are you posting? Can you interact with physical objects or is this some kind of digital telepathy deal?
Rp weeaboo faggot
>>17558208
It's hard to describe. I have somewhat of a grasp of physical objects, but not a perfect one. It's like I'm moving things with air rather than my actual hands. I'm back in my old room. My family's out right now, so I have the place to myself for a little while.
sudo rm -rf /*
Great, another shitty RP thread. Just fuck off.
>>17558229
Can you try to jump inside your computer? It might feel weird and uncomfortable at first, but if you give it a chance it'll probably feel a lot more intuitive after a bit.
>>17558240
>encouraging RP shitposting
>>17558240
I'd prefer not to. I doubt I would become the internet like a Digimon episode.
>>17558190
What's your gender? There are different methods depending on your gender, and it may or may not involve your balls.
>>17558242
>browsing /x/ without suspension of disbelief
Who does this?
>>17558262
Yes, male. Not sure how that matters, but I'm a dude.
>>17558254
Hey man suit yourself. Afterlife 2.0 doesn't need you anyway.
>>17558190
Tomoko posters never pass on. They just perpetually post Tomoko and make gentle natured and depressing threads for the rest of their existence, in this life or the other side.
How was your day, anon?