Assuming she's real, what would happen if I had a little

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>>17550985
>(You)

>>17550988

This may shock you but I am being serious.

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>>17550991
Then go try playing the Bloody Mary game in your bathroom like a 10 year old girl. If you don't respond to this I'll assume that you killed yourself already, so that I don't have to tell you to do it.

>>17550985
Goddam that pic give me an alcoholic boner OP

>>17551061

That isn't what this thread is about.

Come on OP have a little bit of dignity. Even the middle school girls who play this game know it's fake

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>>17551079
My mistake for taking a troll thread as a troll thread.

Nothing would happen, assuming you're trained in how to use a parachute, you'd land and go on your days while knowing you're a grown ass man who believed in a child's tale, and every time you told that story you'd go red in the face lying about how something did happen.

>>17551107
>Assuming she's real

kill yourself.

>>17551107
>>17551085
>>17551061
Read the OP, he's asking as a hypothetical.

Also OP, I think this thread would do better somewhere like /b/

>>17551107
You are seriously incapable of reading. Typical of a Gaymergate moron.

>>17551189

I figured it'd do pretty well here and I am legitimately shocked that I was wrong.

>>17551107
What a fucking stupid gamergater. Learn to read, autist.