Can we talk about fairies? I'm looking to meet one but

>>17541008
Doesn't Iceland have that fairy rock thing?

>>17541008
But, OP, you already have.

Op's always a faggot, right? So as OP, you're a faggot, yes?
And as we all know, another possible term for faggot is fairy.
So, OP, you're a fucking fairy. Congrats.

sit on a penis

earth, water, fire, air
each have their inhabitants with fancy folklore names, gnomes, undines, salamanders, sylphs, respectively. which of the elements appeal to you? if you're a believer in astrology examine your natal chart and go with your strongest element when deciding which type of elemental being you'd like to contact - it'll prove to be the easiest to contact. but say you are a water type and wish to meet a mermaid for sweet mermaid cuddles. pick a beautiful place in nature, a waterfall or a spring or something, and start spending time there to meditate, sing, dance, relax etc. offer incense, or even little piaces of silver to the spirit of the locality. with patience a being might contact you - helps infinitely if you have magical training and/or are a moral person - nature spirits are pretty sensitive to vibes of all kinds and are shy towards people in general, so it'll take take for them to get used to you and start trusting you enough to appear.
then there are the forceful less nice ways you obviously aren't interested in

>>17541074
Thanks anon, I'll check this out!

Are there any books to research these fairies?

>>17541153
max heindel on nature spirits and nature forces
http://www.rosicrucian.com/nsf/nsfeng01.htm
manly p. hall on element and their inhabitants
http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/sta/sta25.htm
blavatsky and steiner wrote some things too, google around. actual magicians often touch upon the subject

>>17541188
Thanks again anon! This information is fantastic. I've heard rumors that fairies are vicious, and other ones where they are friendly. All I want is to come into contact with one and not bother them at all.

>>17541074
Why can't New Age types never use capital letters and punctuation properly?

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Lets talk about corno then

>>17542027
*cirno

I've seen a fairy.

wow

>>17541008

You will never meet one because they do not exist

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>>17545665
Spends all his free time on a board he thinks is dumb, saying "this is dumb".

>>17541074
haha funny you put it this way. i do this alot, but dont think of it as elementals.. just nature, or the earth itself. gotta say its pretty cool saying hello to the earth and it saying hello back. the weather basically reflects my emotions, even when i dont want it to. last time i was in a bad mood shit went crazy. hail, snow, sun, rain all going nuts. top lel looking back. also i have an ongoing ban of lightning storms, though in 10 years of my ban a handful have snuck through until i tell it to fuck off. also i recently moved from a place with rare snow to a place with heavy snow.. banned that shit after the first big blizzard. mfw snow all around, but not my city. i can also make the sun come out by telling the clouds to fuck off. yeah im crazy, thats what i get for getting into this shit.

>>17541008
You don't want to meet them, anon. Even the beneficial ones (not good, just beneficial ones) tend to be extremely amoral.

>>17542027
Corno is the Brazilian Portuguese worf for cuckold...And horns...

>>17546277
*word

>>17541008
Honey, real chocolate, music

They are supposedly most common in large well tended gardens and the deepest wilderness at twilight. Mushroom rings are used to mark their territory (?) either way its an indication they are there.

While I've never seen or heart a fairy, I know they can be huge asses. I dont recommend siting in a mushroom ring and calling out to them UNLESS you have a tribute of sorts. Otherwise you are literally asking for them to fuck you up. (In a non sexual way)

>>17547369
*heard
fuck

>>17541008
Travel to the city of Seattle. There in a district known as Capital Hill, seek out a bar called The Unicorn. In this establishment on a Saturday night you will find fairies a plenty.

>>17546066
-cough- RP faggot -cough-

12 year olds aren't allowed on this site, come back in 6 years

>>17547642
Anon is so mature he spends his free time trolling on a board he doesn't like.