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>be me
>going through angsty teen phase
>decide to go full satanist
>look up sigils and shit
>find a cool one, Asteroth or something
>decide to draw it
>get bored
>jizz on it
>spit on it
>say "you can't do shit to me faggot"
>days later ex comes over
>we mess with an ouija board
>"Hey faggot nigger u here"
>no response for 5 minutes
> "hello"
>ex and I decide to fuck on the ouija board
>shit was cash
>wake up covered in bruises
>and scratches
>"probs just from rough sex"
>they disappear after a day
>shower the next day
>three claw marks up my body
>only realise when in shower bc sting
>k lol
>happens every third to fourth night
>one night i get high
>really high
>blowing smoke everywhere
>expect the usual claw marks
>no claw marks in the morning
>continue to get high and blow smoke everywhere of a night and watch cartoons and shitpost on 4chan
>This spooky demon doesn't claw my shit up and give me bruises ever since I started smoking pot
>spooky demon probably gets a second hand high and watches me shitpost every night
Picture related, the sigil thing
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>>17522448
This is one of the most retarded things I have ever read in my life.
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>>17522507
agreed
unreal
am kinda envious though, wish I could be 12 again like OP
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>>17522448
Kill yourself fag
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>>17522448
https://youtu.be/M6VqXjqaPSA?t=233
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>>17522559
look at 4 minutes
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>>17522526
dude, shit was so cash :D
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>>17522448
>>This spooky demon doesn't claw my shit up and give me bruises ever since I started smoking pot
>>spooky demon probably gets a second hand high and watches me shitpost every night
No he just wanted you to fall down into a cycle of addiction.
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El-oh-el
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You are feeding the demon.
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>>17522448
Ganja is the REAL sacrament. ;) dead serious 100% positive.
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>>17522559
Not OP but wtf its the exact same drawing.spoopy
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>>17522883
Ashera.
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> curses himself with asteroth
your going to die and there is nothing you can do about it, you pissed off a high duke of hell, better pray for mercy he might not kill you. If you be a little bitch he might posses you and kill people.
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>>17523235
>high duke of hell
>actually giving two shits about what dumb mortals do
Is this the real life?
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>>17522448
>fucks with one of the stronger demons
>Does stupid shit while be edgy
>Weed gets rid of demon
These demon stories get better each day.
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>>17522448
cringe so hard my cheeks exploded
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>>17522883
this
demons just want herbs, everyone knows that
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>>17522566
Kek
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Same happened to me too but without weed. My demon turned out to be pizza demon and I like pizza so I think we became friends and he didn't want to kill me anymore.
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>>17522448
I had a good laugh, but fuck off.
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>>17522448
M8 just submit to Christ if you want it to leave you alone.
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>>17526958
Spelt kuk wrong breh
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