good creepypastas no innawoods no skinwalkers NO REVIEW FAGGOTS

>>17520325

>>give me good content, but I have none to contribute myself

No.

>>17520363
>doesn't contribute anything
>being this retarded

>>17520325
I'm not the OP, but I need some spooks.

>>17520372

If you start a thread asking for something like creepypasta you must contribute at least 3 posts.

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>>17520325
bump for OP because I also hate the innawoods and skinwalker pastas.

>>17520419
not a rule of /x/ dumbass
>OP asks for pics and stories because OP doesn't have pics and stories
>having this much autism

>>17520438
>running on stubs
kek'd

>>17520474
ok you got me

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>>17520474
screenshot fagget

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this one always gives me goosebumps

Rate my shit taste, /x/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPt7kCNAuc

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Time for some OC

>>17520496
good story
shit narrator
>inb4 mcp is great
no kids

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>>17520502
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17520498
not to be a review faggot but saw the ending coming.

>>17520523
There are few words to describe how eerie that is.

>>17520530

As long as the ending is still creepy and unsettling and people like it...

>>17520523
does sam like green eggs and ham?

>>17520549
i personally dont like none paranormal or scifi "horror".
some people might like it though

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>>17520687

>>17520325
>good creepypastas
none exist

>>17520474
>gif
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>17520474
Fuck you, Anon. You got me.

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>>17520474
>>17520474
>:D
What did he mean by this?

>>17520493
This makes no goddamn sense. What do the cops know about OP? Why the fuck is there a bomb in the mcdonalds? Why is the fact that the door is covered with oil important?

>>17520748
what do the middle ones say?
>tfw to pussy the read them

>>17520793

You shouldn't have asked. Now the skeletons are coming to bone you.

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>>17520561
Just do it!

>>17520693
This reminds me of a story my dad always tells people for some reason. He and my mom had just moved into an old apartment that had been recently vacated after the death of it's last resident, an old woman who loved to bake. And about a month after they moved in, they began to wake up to the smell of toast cooking...

Turns out the ghost toast was just moths flying into the exposed lightbulb and burning up in the cover.

I still don't get why he tells people that

>>17520793
Nothing interesting, just go to sleep while you can.

>>17520561

He had kids at 14?

>>17520523

I tried to stop reading once I realized where it was going. But realized it was too late for that. Lol

>>17520870
you'd be surprised anon

>>17520774
I know. So many mysteries. Sends shivers up my spine.

>>17520523
My name is Sam.
Sam I am...

Op is a fag

>>17521003
What do you gain from posting this in /x/ all day?
Give up and go back to your /b/rethren.

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>>17520793
All they say is that you can't sleep after reading them or you will die. Seems unlikely that the author managed to post it without even a single proof read. I will sleep well tonight either way.

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>>17521146

>>17520523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_mWyat9tw

I hear my door open, I am paralyzed with fear under my covers. The last thing I remember is looking at the clock, it said 12:07 before cold hands ripped my body to peices. Then I woke up, it was just a dream. I look at the clock it says "12:06" and I hear the door creek open.

>>17521267
It was only me, coming to check why you were up. "Hey buddy, I just plowed your mom and now I'm gonna get going, get some sleep you fucking faggot or I'll beat your ass black and blue tomorrow after French."

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>>17521275
>French

>>17521275
The voice rumbled out in wet, guttural tones. The words I could make out spoke of unspeakable things it would visit upon my family. I pulled the sheet over my head. Its parting words I couldn't completely discern, but I somehow got a clear mental image of myself picked up and eaten like a snail out of its shell.

>>17520750
Nigga need to brush his teeth

>>17521304
Then I ate your mother's pussy like it was a snail in a shell. I sucked 33 raw oysters from her asshole.

>>17521003
>op is a fag
>doesn't contribute
first day on 4chan? wanted to look like you fit in?

>>17520561
>clip
>slider

>>17520438
New to /x/

Is innawoods just stories involving spooky forests, or something else?

>>17521424
just means stories that take place in the woods. like seeing things while camping, hiking, fishing, etc
usually involves skinwalkers/wendigo/bigfoot or whatever else
also, they're usually (ctrl+s)fake(/ctrl+s)

>>17521452
Thanks!

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>>17520325
There are untapped resources in making huge amounts of money in a short amount of time and there remarkably easy to do.

No one takes advantage of it due to being unaware or distracted by layers of *time sinks*.

All your dreams and wants around you in all reality are there for the taking, and let no one tell you otherwise.

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obligatory

>>17520474
Oh you fucking bitch.
You dirty little bitch.
I'm a grown man, and now I can't go to sleep. It's partially my fault, cause you always check the replies, but geez. What a little fucking bitch. Fuck you.

>>17520551
Nothing gets by you

>>17521413
>doesn't
>matter
>go back to /k/

>>17520474
Gaaahhhh! Thanks a lot! Now I've got a pint of beer to clean up!

>>17521728
Really though? Slider?

>>17521814
So what if he meant to say cock m8? get over yourself

>>17520474
>I always check for gifs
>the one time I don't this shit happens

>>17520325

>good creepypasta
>no innawoods
>no skinwalkers

fucking seriously ohpee

>>17521814
what the fuck is it supposed to be called? cocker? pully thing that makes bullets work?
go back to /k/ and jerk off to your "correct" words

>>17521874
>thinking innawoods and skinwalkers are scary still
this is the mindset that ruined creepypastas

>>17520438
Boutta go check this out friday

>>17520774
being this new

>>17521482
I don't know why this is greentext so beloved, it reads like shit and is clearly fictitious, even for /x/.

>>17520493
>out of gas
>"give our car a rest"

hmmmm

>>17520493
>zack pulled out his gun and shot at it
well thats one way to open a lock

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>fairy tales fantasy bullshit
Spooky

>>17520487
Sometimes I wonder how people think of this shit

>>17520814
to inform people that burnt moths smell like toast

>>17522057
A slide? Jesus, this isn't even /k/ tier terminology, this is basic shit you should know

>>17522701
Can you explain this picture? I'm lost.

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This is my own story, can answer any questions you have about it.

>>17520464

My uncle's friend could walk on his stubs. But they weren't the same length, so he would flop all around.

He was usually drunk, which added to the fun. Thankfully he thought it was just as funny as everyone else. He used to make up ways he lost his legs.

His favorite was claiming he sold them it a Vietnamese hooker. His wife hated that one because she used to be a Vietnamese hooker.

>>17520325
>no skinwalkers
Why would you even mention them, they're so obscure. Don't worry about them.

>>17520538

Huh, I feel like this one had potential but dropped the ball somehow.

>>17520493
>I didn't even have time to eat fries
every fucking time

>>17523781
I always have time for fries but I feel like they're not that good actually. I get fed up to the taste before finishing.

>>17523786
how exactly are these better than innawoods/skinwalker stories? They all look like made up bullshit to me

>>17520493
>to give our car a rest

>>17523663
Been almost a year. You gone back yet?

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I'll admit right now, this one is dumb.

For one thing, burned down barns reappear with no explanation.

But its in my folder.

>>17520474
Fun thing is, I opened this picture and was then looking at my cellphone for a while before reading the story.
Saw it with just the corner of my eye, was scared nonetheless. Well done, anon.

>>17523663

Did you find anything online about what that area used to be?

>>17523917
that was fucking shit

>>17523902
>thirsty so stops for a few drinks at a bar

doesn't just get a bottle of water

>>17523970
>a bus driver, carrying 20 fucking loonies, is thirsty so he stops at a bar for a few drinks
How someone could be this out of touch with reality is hilarious

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Not so much a skinwalker/innawoods story, but it's from my folder with all those

>>17523640

Some unidentified remains of a hispanic male were found by the side of the road in Arizona. The same location has a blurred out section in it's picture of Google Maps.

I'm sure it's totally /x/worthy ayyy....lmao Aliens and not /pol/worthy illegal aliens.

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one of my favorites

>>17524019
tl dr as fuck

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>>17523663

I found a radiohatch in the forest. Never did open it. The sign was from the fence outside but I placed it on the door.

>>17522939
i don't know about you but anytime i've heard someone talk about pistols it's been called a slider.
pull your head out of your ass

>>17523671
>obscure
>every creepypasta thread has them

>>17523706
it's not supposed to be some grand tale of a boy at a fair
>>17523802
>still believing stories on here are real

>>17523663
Would be cool to test a geiger counter there, but they're not cheap.

>>17524234

You can pick one up for 30 credits. Won't be accurate but can tell the difference between back "round radiation" and "developing superpowers"

>>17524212
>implying

The point of a good story is that it has to be somewhat believable. Pretty much all the ones in this thread are incredibly cheesy and not even worth a read.

>>17524204
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>17520474
FUCK YOU

>>17523917
how dare a pasta this shitty exist

>>17521224
Sick beats fampai.

>>17523663
Nice story but the spray paint is obviously fresh.

>>17521313
lmao

>>17521829
same.
fml

>>17520493
kek'd
that was literally the worst creepypasta I've ever read

>>17523902
This is shitty shit

>>17524019
favorite creepypasta of all time desu

>>17524019
Nic is my waifu

>>17523916
This gave me the good kind of goosebumps. I want to believe.

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>>17520325
Hey yuhas

>>17525560
hey cutie

>>17525560
Yuhas I hope you struggle eating out the ass of Adolf Hitlers Jewish children you piece of shit goose egged squash foot gay horse ass nigger bitch cock in my ass

>>17525567
>>17525564

>>17520474
Kek, expected it

>>17520474
Funny, I don't know why but jump scares haven't really gotten to me anymore. This one being no different. Its like its become the norm and they just don't have an effect anymore.. Not sure if its a bad thing though. I'm slowly starting to be able to judge situations faster and effectively. To bad I would only need this skill to identify pranks though, because nothing threatening ever happens in real life, at least my life.

>>17520814
Actually if you cook something very often or smoke always in the same room or use always the same perfume the smell can enter walls and wood, and some conditions make the smell come out, such as heat, perhaps from morning sun

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Breakin' the law, breakin' the law

>>17520493
This one is almost so bad it's good.

>>17520325
>no innawoods
>no skinwalkers

Its shit.

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>>17520498
But I've already seen the orphanage...

>>17527635
fucking judas

>>17520523
>>17520748

Will Sam get to me before I fall asleep ?

>>17520750
Does anyone actually think this face is scary? I see it everywhere. It just looks like an asshole kid with poor dental hygeine.

>>17524019
for the love of god please tell me there is more

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Here's an okayish one.

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>>17528239
Here's a great one (though posted in a thread not long ago).

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>>17528249
The odd one

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The mandatory one

>>17520474
fucking son of a bitch i almost had a heart attack you fucking moron

>>17527186
best keep magnets away from those steel balls

>>17527635
OP here, if your gonna break the rules at least tl;dr that shit

>>17524185
Open it and piss on it to show dominance.
Also, why would someone leave a fucking A4 paper over it to write its radioactive?

>>17528355
>at least tl;dr that shit
He said;
>Breakin' the law, breakin' the law
What did you expect?

>>17527813
>implying those arent the shitties stories

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>>17528230
I agree. Meanwhile, this one continues to give me a little start every time I scroll past it.

>>17528355
No

>>17520474
Got me but I didn't jump, I just was like "oh"

>>17521452
ive read some good innawoods that were just creepy / spooky shit that happened.

know what you mean about the other ones being fake tho

>>17528269
holy kek anon how have i never seen this

>>17529260
my god.... you must be like the edgiest kid on the block.

do you like say no to your parents?

>>17520474
>opened pic up
>in sm4sh for glory
>win 2/3
>quit
>finally see what i opened
>reading the story
>see the face two seconds later
>heart jumped for a sec
>i didn't even notice it while i was playing from the corner of my eye
>also didn't check replies or if it was a gif

dang im too susceptible

>>17523663
Asshole taking the sign, now if someone else goes there they won't know and might get sick.

>>17520748
Jokes on you, I want to die lol

>>17524019
best one, cant find anything that tops this

>>17529228
Anyone wanna screencap?

>>17521424
Innawoods just means "in the woods," just like unnaground means "underground." /k/ommando here, I'm not sure which board started using the term first, maybe it's even from /out/ or something.