>be with my brother drunks drinking some whiskey >go to

If this isn't rp bs, good luck anon. Never thought I'd see a brother die.

The key is to hit the hitman. Then you're safe. If you can get someone to take him out, you should be all good.

Just try to spend a little time renting a hotel/motel room for a few weeks.

He didn't ask for much money so they can't be that big of a hitman corporation.

If you got killed tell us okay?

>>17520279
Lol!

What did the guy following you look like. Was he carrying a gun?

>>17520295
Yeah! He walked around aiming a fun straight in front of him. He also had a barcode on the back of his head but idk what it means.

>>17520295
Didnt see one. Looked like a hobo, well not that bad.

sheit negro, you fucked. If you have certain about the dude following you, try to call the police and then spend some days in your brother's place

>>17520307
>Yeah! He walked around aiming a fun straight in front of him. He also had a barcode on the back of his head but idk what it means.
Gun*

There's no stopping a guy like that, because he ISN'T a hitman. No real hitman would charge only a small amount of $900 for all of the effort of stalking and planning. He isn't a hitman, he's a killer. He enjoys the kill. That's why he charged so low. Somebody like that can't be stopped. Either he kills you, or you kill him. My best advice is to try to order a hitman to kill the hitman...

and if you only pay to another hitman to kill him, that's my unique idea.

>>17520327
Or it was a scam like the other 99% of onion hitman ads

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>>17520333
>that's my unique idea
literally adventure time

shit man, you're goin' to die. Why don´t you just get away on a trip for some weeks?

This is all so dumb. $900? On the internet? He could get a request to kill someone on the other side of the planet, $900 isn't going to get him there -let alone allow him room and board once he got there. And how about some profit? This is a lame story.

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>>17520338
Someone got kicked in the boinloings

>>17520338
I was the original to bring up this concept, and yes, Adventure Time was absolutely on the mind.

>>17520241
Who started telling people there is scary shit on the deep web? This is ridiculous.

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>>17520380
>>17520404
Found OP's solution

>>17520411
Idiots from here and leddit

>>17520241
Your fucked bro, get out of the country and tell NO ONE! dont even reply to this message or anything. just leave the thread. or fake reply to another thread. pack your shit and leave asap

>>17520313
Such b8

>>17520241
>hires a hitman
>hiring a bodyguard doesn't even come to mind
What is wrong with your brain? you can also take shelter in a consulate, or ask the police to be locked up if you fear for your own safety.

>>17520411
>didn't want the ISIS games
There is scary shit on the deepweb anon.

>>17520241
Rat your brother out to the police. Duh.

>>17520446
Scary and repulsing are not the same thing, anon

>>17520241
obviously just contact the 4BTCKILLER and take out a hit on 2BTCKILLER

but either way, all shit like that on the deepweb is fake, either to steal from idiots like you or as an fbi honeytrap

>>17520241
sounds like a bad horror movie that would be done better by the Wayans brothers

>mentioning the killer's handle
he has probably web searched himself and is lurking this thread right now

>>17520241
Just hire a hit man to kill the hit man, duh

>>17520241
Hire a private detective team to protect you

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>>17520241
>2BTCKiller
Kill anybody nationwide for $900.00. Does that include gas, food and hotel accomodations, kek.
>mined bitcoins
typical millennial. blow tons of money and wattage to get a few bitcoins (probably spent more on mining soft/hardware) vs. getting a real job only to blow it on some scam hitman site (assuming this is true and you're not just some gamerfag playing some crypto btc game or some shit)
>2 weeks
what he meant was he'll sell your btc for real money (because btc is a joke) by then, laughing all the way to the bank (for your sake, i hope this isn't RP)

I remember the good old days of /x/ when people actually put a good bit of creativity and effort into making their RP's believable with photos, screencaps, timestamps, etc.

These days it's mostly just lazy, no-life, part-time min. pay job having gamerfag millennials mooching off their parents.

>>17520241
Really nowadays on the deep web I can barley find hitman sites if you can find can you put the onion URL please

>>17520550
Scary as shit if you are ISIL or a small child m8

>>17520550
Repulsive *

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>>17520241
OP god ur dumb

If you give me $1800, or 4 bitcoins I'll take care of your hitman.

>>17520334
This guy's got it

Hire same hit man to kill himself. Say must be done in the next couple of days.

It's just a scam to seperate stupid people from their bitcoins, go to sleep op.

Get the Dogecoin assassin.

OP, why don't you show us the actual page.

>>17520241
How old are you OP? And fuck your brother for sending your real address.

>>17520256

obvious scam is obvious. op is just a paranoid bitch.

>plot twist they are twins

>>17520241
who would waste $900 on a bet like that?

>>17520307
>barcode on the back of his head
fuck off /v/irgin. god damn shitposting roleplaying autistic homos

Get back onto the deep Web and pay him twice as much to put out a hit on himself

>>17520360
>This is all so dumb. $900? On the internet? He could get a request to kill someone on the other side of the planet, $900 isn't going to get him there -let alone allow him room and board once he got there. And how about some profit? This is a lame story.

exactly my point

>>17520307
>Yeah! He walked around aiming a fun straight in front of him. He also had a barcode on the back of his head but idk what it means.
>aiming a fun straight in front of him.
>a fun
>fun

/k/ek

>>17520241

You should watch the movie Penn & Teller Get Killed

2 drunk guys and essentially $900 and your brother chose to see if a contract killer would kill you? You deserve it, you could have bought hookers and drugs and had so much gun

>>17522764
Kek

if you play with fire you get burnt...mess with the bull you get the horn ..etc etc

>>17526764
OP hasn't responded in a while. I think this was bullshit or legit.

> be me
>playing around brothers dick
>brother finds 2btcman from deepweb
>2btcman sucks anyone's dick for 2btc which is 900 dollars
>bro sends 2btcman my address
Now the btcman is trying to break into my house to suck my dick. I don't want to let him suck my dick because he was actually she.

>>17526816
Sorry bro. Good luck

>>17520241
get a hitman, to get the other hitman. You got this. Just a few more beers, brah

>>17520327
This. Or it was a scam. OP you still there?

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>>17526753
> so much gun
I see what you did there

>>17526839

Throwing money at a problem.

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Rest in peace you magnificient bastard.

>>17524782
>being this easily baited

>>17524782
Are you retarded?

>>17520241
OP got scammed. Fucking idiot.

Do you live in a first-world country with an even half-decent police force?

It's simply not economically viable to kill someone for only $900. Hell, the plane ticket and car rental it would cost him to get to you probably costs more than that.

>>17527566
Post of the day

this board is about paranormal not paranoia

plot twist
hitman is reading this right now

>>17524782
R8 ur b8

Autism

>>17520241
nah your bro got scammed for $900 lmfao

>>17520241
Good luck anon if you see that man again remember his face if you see him again pop a cap in his ass

>>17520241
Oh and get a couple thousand dollars from the bank go to another town and ALWAYS pay in cash NEVER pay with a credit card it's easy to track someone through credit card

>>17520241
Read jack da ripper e book, you van fond it on the deep web

>>17520241
You need to put a hit on your hitman before he kills you.

>>17526816
hire the 4btcman to suck the 2btcman's dick, that'll get him off your back
that's my unique idea

Kill yourself before he can kill you.

>>17520241
Hire a body double, so he won't know who to shoot; bonus points if it's your brother.

>>17520241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsTIT-enBtQ
I promise if your listen to this and part two you will survive OP gl tho and call the police while your at it it might put you in jail but isnt ur life more important

>>17520241
make a hitman tulpa

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>>17531690
oh god anon i'm dying
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
well played

>>17520440
>reply to this bullshit post
What is wrong with your brain?

Are you the guy that I'm getting paid 900 to kill next Friday?

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>>17531690

>>17520307
if you die in the game you die in real life!!!!!!!!!!

>>17526784
literally everything is bullshit or legit. that is like saying "hey check out this song; you may or may not like it"