Explain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ym LWnQGZhQ

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>>17520176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rgfljRTMUU

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was about to create this, oh my god
and he fucking killed me it scared me so much, i was at almost maximum heaset,i'm still spooked

>>17520176
What the shit

someone understand russian?
can someone explain

>>17520176
why crack it after 40 days and not wait to see if that shit hatches?

>>17520901
No, you have to use fresh stuff.
Why are you saving sperm for 16 years?

There is nothing to explain if you merely use a little common sense.

>>17520176
At the end he used magnets to make it move, also i like how after 40 days the environment he was in was exactly the same, with not even a light difference.

>>17520962
Why aren't you?

>>17520176
>Explain
You're an idiot
Kys

>>17521001
Demand is high, I can barely keep it on the shelves.

it's the homonculus experiment there was some good threads about it a week ago on /x/ an /b/

>>17521008
Other than the fact that you're retarded and it's likely that your offspring would suffer from a long list of genetic disorders, sure.

>>17521022
Allright imma fap and in 10 days ill report in.

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>>17521030
Take pics/make a vid so we can see all the steps

>>17521038
alright

Im gonna upload a vid to youtube Ill send my channel in the meanwhile, gotta find the porns.

cut or uncut bro?

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surprised no one on x tried this yet

>>17521038
Alright fmailia

the video on me doing this shit will bne uploaded here

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBgQpoLwMIcGeEtuusItdFw


I will deliver

>>17521065
Alright 1st video comming up

Fuck it

imma create a new account just for social security

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVhp7MBg2kpKUhRjPFkEEww

poor slug or whatever that thing he crushed was :(

>>17520962
hes 16 years old and has never had sex pham

>>17520176
>thing spits on him
>GAH CYKA BLAYT
>whacks it with a fucking book
>my. fucking. sides.

>>17520176
Just a hybrid.
Injected human semen into an ostrich egg.

>>17520901
MODS UNDERAGE BAN!

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>>17520176
>smashes it with a book

>>17520176
Can't be explained.

>>17520831
Turn on closed captioning. It's available for both videos.

>>17521038
filename.kek

>>17521337
No way that's an ostrich egg at that size

Unless its some sort of small ostrich

Although I want to know what would come of doing this test with a full sized emu/ostrich egg

>>17520176
Colonial bacteria

Is this even scientifically possible...?

>>17521871
scientifically possible? no. it would have been done ages ago

Altough i'm curious of what this is (ignoring the most probable thing, a video-edited hoax)

maybe the sperm getskinda solid once it touches the stuff inside the egg. the movement being a reaction to heat of some chemicals or whatever

would like to give it a try but i live with other people and don't wanna have an egg full of jizz for 40 days

>>17521871
Alchemy had some hints of magic and religion in the mix, so it was believed things could happen that aren't so cut and dry like basic science.

The idea behind these homunculus is that; not making a hybrid, but adding something human to something non-human.

You would need a farm egg (fecunded) for any real life to come out of it, but those techniques arent enough to incubate an egg to hatch a chick, even if you don't fuck it up with your sperm.

Likely a hoax, but still interesting. Also disgusting, if those thing ARE actually alive then it would be better to just kill them and forget about the whole thing.

>>17520176
Not again

>>17520176
i lost at the bandaid application

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rgfljRTMUU

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>>17520176
So no one will point out the broken pixels due to obvious video editing when it moves?

Trying never hurts

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Fuck me. Does this mean Darth Vader's mom was an alchemist who created a homonculus when she told Qui-Gon Jinn, "There was no father."

Does this also mean that Jesus was a homonculus as well? Weird that I happen to first catch this shit right after Easter.

>>17523831
but that is your child, your seed, your legacy.