Im so lonely /x/....id do anything for a lover. Im asking how

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2016-03-27 22:46:21 Post No.
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:46:21 Post No. [Report]

Im so lonely /x/....id do anything for a lover. Im asking how to make an homounculous as a sex slave, as the other thread has delvolved into a thread discussion the act of chicken fucking.

Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:51:01 Post No.17516510
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:51:01 Post No.17516510 [Report]

>>17516489

R u fat? Severe acne? Well dude guess what if your fat and have severe acne then your not gonna get laid any time soon unless you hook up with a escort. In all fairness, you can buy a flashlight and some lube and it feels like the real deal. I'd recommend the mouth moods by Jenna haze. My gf sucks me up but a flesh light feels almost 90% accurate.

Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:54:53 Post No.17516534
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>>17516510
No, i want an actual living conpanion to fuck with. Im not ugly or that fat either. I just fucking suck at talking with people, and no one likes me because they think im "creepy". I have a few friends, but they wont have a relationship with me right now.

Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:56:29 Post No.17516543
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:56:29 Post No.17516543 [Report]

>>17516510
a flashlight? I don't think that's the kind of pleasure OP is yearning for...
also, I like how they're no longer summoning succubi to escape their virginity, now homunculi sex-slaves are all the rage

Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:58:13 Post No.17516549
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 22:58:13 Post No.17516549 [Report]

>>17516510
I have acne and got laid

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:00:26 Post No.17516563
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:00:26 Post No.17516563 [Report]

>>17516534
Step one to getting laid: Get off of /x/

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:04:54 Post No.17516582
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:04:54 Post No.17516582 [Report]

tfw no gf

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:09:10 Post No.17516600
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:09:10 Post No.17516600 [Report]

>>17516510
>>17516543
>>17516549
>>17516563
>>17516582
Also, im not a virgin. Far from it. I was a fucking manwhore in highschool. But i need attention, and im so lonely as fucking hell. I want to fucking kill myself, for fuckssake.

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:17:08 Post No.17516627
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:17:08 Post No.17516627 [Report]

but you do realise you'd still have to wait at least a dozen of years for the homunculus to grow up, right?

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:21:53 Post No.17516648
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:21:53 Post No.17516648 [Report]

>>17516627
Wait, what?

Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:58:44 Post No.17516800
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 23:58:44 Post No.17516800 [Report]

have you tried keeping a chicken as a pet? you can always tenderly caress it...

Anonymous 2016-03-28 00:00:50 Post No.17516810
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Start by loving yourself a bit so you can emit loving energy.

Anonymous 2016-03-28 01:07:33 Post No.17517034
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Anonymous 2016-03-28 01:07:33 Post No.17517034 [Report]

>>17516648
Is fucking homunculi before the age of consent problematic? What is the age of consent for homunculi, do they age faster than humans, like dogs?

Anonymous 2016-03-28 06:54:33 Post No.17518152
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