Alright /x/, what is the best way to avoid any and all potential

Don't develop mental disorders or do too many drugs and you'll live as normal of a life as it gets.

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ALWAYS wear a fedora.

>>17509473
I didn't do any drugs, ever, other than nicotine, and was tested a couple of times, and yet I attract the supernatural. How do you explain that?

>>17509488
It means you are a supernatural faggot. Rather than just being a super faggot.

>>17509436
Stay off /x/.

I'm serious: the more you read and talk about this stuff the more of it you'll notice.

>>17509516
This. Studies have also shown that autism and paranoia grow exponentially for every minute spent on 4chan. Before you know it youll have posters of lmaos on your walls, at night youll be having sleep paralysis, youll start smoking weed, and youll be browsing tranny porn.

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>>17509526
>tfw I already browse tranny porn
I guess it's too late for me

>>17509534
No Ricky no. RICKYYYYYYY

>>17509436
Dont be afraid anon. Either way you gonna die one day.

>>17509534
Don't worry: you won't be missed.

I want to fuck that clown.

>>17509559
Bumping for clown sex greentext

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>>17509559
Next you'll be asking how magnets work.

>>17509436

Don't be a dick and avoid living a superstitious life

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>>17509580
>Don't be a dick and avoid living a superstitious life.

A good way to do that is to carry a green thread tied into a knot in your sock.

>>17509597


Also avoid fucking any weird clown bitches because they are succubus.

Succubus are very much real.

>>17509603
Succubus can suc my cubus anytime no ragrets

>>17509603
Anon has reached wizard level apparently

>>17509606

Bad karma and self loathing is definitely worth a blowjob

>>17509608
I reached Godhood nigga

>>17509614
Oh man not even a kike would put such a price for some skin to skin action

>mfw people who don't even believe in the paranormal hang around /x/
literally why

>>17509436
Meditate, call angels.

>>17509436
There is no BEST way.
Hell, there is NO way.
Be prepared. It's not going to stop unless someone stops it, may as well be you.

>>17509436
Pretend you're materialist, you know just like every materialist.

>>17509436
masturbation keeps ghosts away, everyone knows that.

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Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief.

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For ghosts & shit, as long as you don't solicit them, you'll be fine. Yes, even something as simple as "move these dowsing rods" counts as solicitation.

>>17509436
Ghosts of dead people are everywhere annon. they watch you sleep,eat,shit,piss,masturbate. you can't avoid them.

Don't believe clowns are women in this story world!

Chech this thread about spirits and the true evil they all are.

>>17512295

To be honest, at first I wanted to look for paranormal creatures. I wanted to look for benevolent entities to help me with wisdom, guidance and affection. But everywhere I look, it seems like I'll never know if it's really a benevolent entity, or if it's just lying to me and is going to take my soul and torture me forever.