Is ectoplasm real? I've recently had strange sticky goo

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>I've recently had strange sticky goo appearing in my house
>once appearing beside my keyboard while I was on my computer

>>17500032
It's not semen, if that's what you are implying. It has a very different texture, much stickier and more solid.

>>17500024
>browning 4chan
>sticky goo on hand

please tell us more

>>17500039
>stickier and more solid than semen
That just makes it sound like aged semen. It must have been there for a while without you noticing.

>>17500057
Semen turns a yellowy color after aging, this stuff is definitely clear.

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I want that strange sticky goo all inside me, Anon.

>>17500070
the case of the invisible masturbater
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>It's not semen, if that's what you are implying. It has a very different texture, much stickier and more solid.
>Semen turns a yellowy color after aging, this stuff is definitely clear.

OP is quite the authority on this subject.

>>17500070
the cum n run ghost
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>>17500089
I don't know how much I can stress this, it is NOT SEMEN. I know what semen feels like, and it's not this.

>>17500099
>I know what semen feels like

why did you feel it

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>>17500099
Did you smear it all over your body? Did you taste it? Swallow it? Did it get you all hot and bothered?

>>17500112
Why wouldn't I? You never tried touching it?

Seriously guys, masturbation jokes aside, I'm really worried about this.

>>17500112
>Semen has never gotten on your hands before while masturbating

You're joking.. right?

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''this shit's fucked up'' - op

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>>17500263
>Semen has never gotten on your hands before while masturbating
>You're joking.. right?

>Doesn't know what a gril is.

>>17500289
I think most people assume they are talking to a man on this image board.

>>17500289
Touche. Well to your (or her) question: because men masturbate

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Alright, here's photo evidence. You can clearly tell by the photo it is something strange. It's all dried up now, and didn't leave a stain.

>>17500418
Looks like semen to me

>>17500418
Your parents had sex there.

>>17500024
no its fake and ghey. ghost dont leave behind any goo

strong poltergeist can leave behind a sort of powder where they touch things . the powder when analyzed by by mass spectrometer is unidentifiable. it isnt any known organic or inorganic material

this is very rare. the best answer is that at a quantum level they affect sub atomic particles like quarks some how and mater forms in a more complete state but isnt any known element or molecule

>>17500418
put it on your eye

>>17500515
I live alone. It also appears while I'm there, with me looking away for a minute and then looking down and seeing it, or it appearing on my hand when it exits my view.

>>17500554
Sauce?

>>17500024
Sounds like you have a sticky situation in your hands

>>17500558
wat

>>17500068
Maybe you forgot to eat pineapple

>>17500418
That's semen dude

>>17503342
Didn't feel like it, I'll post a clearer picture when it happens again.

>>17500070
r u a grill