>b me >go outside for a morley break >spot spoogy thing

>go outside

>see a blade of grass

Paranormal?

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Come on, tell me I'm not the only one that read that as:

>go outside for a monkey break

Is head of animal on fence highly spoog

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>>17477549
Just because you've never been allowed outside of the basement before doesn't mean everything outside of it is paranormal

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I live in plains of Texas. The soil makes it impossible for basement. Plus the fact that a head of a bird wrapped around by the remaining tendons to the fence is kinda suspicious another pic for reference

Me and friend also searched area for body wasnt found

>>17477606
Obviously some asshole farm kid was bored because his parents wont allow him to watch tv because "jeebus said so"

>>17477644
This would possible but seeing that we all the neighbors we have are old as fuck and some rich guy and closes house is maybe a third if a mile away

>>17477659
I suck at English fuck me

>>17477606
Looks like your fence is a true American killing that damn Canadian goose

>>17477659
>this would possible.
Wot

>>17477685
>This would be possible*


Is what I meant

>>17477698
It's a dead bird. Not paranormal. We see birds exactly like this in Tennessee all the time. We have horses next to our house that our neighbor owns , and we see animals like this all the time , a bird one time , but it wasn't hanging by its neck.

Just wondering. I'm extremely paranoid most of the time. Mainly spoogs n shit. Wanted to make sure I wasn't fucking with something I didn't want to fuck with

Not sure about what kind of birds you have there, but where I'm from sharp shinned hawks prey on other birds and are capable of carrying away birds much larger than themselves

>>17477564
Spooky