Okay /x/ , time for a story. This happened to me a few years ago and it still freaks me out when I'm home alone
>be me, 17 at the time
>live in the boonies (pic related, best I could do)
>surrounded by woods and trails of all sorts
>explored them tons of times, always felt like I was being watched / heard twigs snapping, leaves rustling, etc
>brushed it off as deer or small game
>home alone one night
>dog goes nuts outside
>turn on porch light to see what he's barking at
>human figure just out of reach of the dog, looks like it's studying him
>open door and ask what the hell he's doing
>turns around, lock eyes
>instantly felt myself lose color
>slam door shut (sliding glass door btw)
>hear it pounding on door as I run to the basement
>grab dad's shotgun and run back up to my room
> lock and blockade door til morning, clutching gun
>parents find me, obviously shaken
>ask what happened and if I'm okay
>explain what happened, research it and find a few things, skinwalkers and wendigos and such
>parents think it was just my imagination
To this day I don't stay home alone. I always lock the door before bed. The dog isn't left outside unattended. We haven't seen or heard it since but it's face is still fresh in my mind
It was Jeb Bush. He's vaguely humanoid and just wants to be friends with your dog, probably. I hope your dog likes lukewarm conservatism.
>oh aintdatawgermine. da illumanati n skinwalkers comin ta get me. Obammy probably made a closed dorr deal wit dem to contral da public after he painted da white house black. They comin 4 our guns da aliens n da wiches n da reptillians.
Hicks truly are the cancer ruining this board
>>17477136
Some homeless nut
>>17477330
I doubt it, I live literally in the middle of nowhere
>>17477329
Okay first off, I'm not a hick. Living in the country doesn't automatically make you a hick. And how is this ruining the board when it fits along with the title of the board?
>>17477136
How was it not just some crazy derelict?
>>17477285
what did it's face look like?
>>17478982
Like a human that got into an accident and the face got messed up. Almost like it's face got partially melted then hardened again
>>17477136
> felt myself lose color
ok there, michael jackson... you sure it wasn't just moonwalkers instead of skinwalkers?
>>17479009
Like I said, I gave no idea what it was. All I know is, it freaked me out. I will look into that however
>>17479057
>>17479008
Sounds like you met yourself the Jibberhooter. What state do you live in, son?
great copy pasta
>>17477329
Actually it's the tulpa fags and role players killing this board.
>>17477329
fuck off? your gonna chimp out because he lives in a rural area and owns a gun?