Alright guys, I'm fucking spooked. I'm legitimately

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Alright guys, I'm fucking spooked. I'm legitimately shaking typing this, so it might be a bit incoherent. Please try to bear with me, I know this is going to sound far fetched but I swear it's true, all of it.

Just a note, if you're standing in my kitchen facing the fridge, you can see my bedroom out of the corner of your eye, and sitting at the computer in aforementioned room you can see into the kitchen out of the corner of your eye too

>be me
>messing around online
>talking with friends, you know the deal
>someone mentions food
>get hungry
>go into kitchen
>decide to make scrambled eggs
>get all the ingredients out of the fridge
>suddenly hear noise, sounds like a poor imitation of a human moaning
>see a black shape dart past the edge of my field of vision
>it went into my room
>fucking frozen in fear
>slowly turn towards room
>sitting on my computer chair, plain as day
>it's my cat
>turn back to bench
>that's when I realise it
>I don't have any eggs