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So /x/, does anyone know how I can sell my soul to Satan in exchange

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So /x/, does anyone know how I can sell my soul to Satan in exchange for something?
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find his paypal?
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>>17453338
Go to third period
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>>17453338
You're not even close to being edgy enough for him to even consider your soul.
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>>17453338
You'll know after enough of your own time is put into it
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crossroads and full moon
you need some luck tho
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>>17453361
He doesn't want edgy souls. The market's fucking saturated.
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>>17453338
Get a job at Viacom
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>>17453338
Satan doesn't need to buy it you fool.
By wanting sincerely for him to offer you a deal, you've already doomed yourself to Hell for free.

Satan will only try to offer a deal to those pure, driven souls that are hard to corrupt.

Why would he pay for you? This post proves that He already owns you.
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Satan is the LORD of All Hosts. I already own it.
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