>go into skinwalker country with one of these >leave an

fuck I could seriously sleep in that. don't give a fuck about the skinwalker shit though.

I'm confused. Did you do this, or are you recommending someone else to do it for you because you're a pussy.

a glass pyramid looks really cold for a night in the forest

Imagine that thing in the rain? Comfy as fuck

How does it stay warm?

>>17446556
pyramid energy.

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>>17446556
You need to stay in it with your burly bf, so that the heat from your bodies and cuddling can make enough heat to warm the place up

>tfw no burly bf

;___;

>>17446579
I spy steroid man boobs

must take a long time to set something like that up, and i certainly wouldn't feel safe around the stereotypical skinwalker when all that separates us is glass.

not to mention that i constantly get the feeling of being watched in the first place, so a glass tent seems like a nightmare to me,

>>17446579

that feel indeed

Wait, look at that glass house, it's surrounded by rocks. The one thing people that live in glass house are always warned about .

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>>17446595
Are you burly, Anon? Maybe you can be my bf. We can cuddle and watch horror movies; or we can fall asleep in each other's arms after staying up late browsing /x/ and reading spooky shit and paranormal cases :33

>>17446625

nope. im a skinny twink.

my ex was a 6'6" lumberjack type. wed go camping and id fuck him in the ass with our balls feeling that forest breeze.

he wasn't on /x/ at all btu he was a huge conspiracy nut so we bonded over that.

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>>17446646
Same. Ex-bf was a tall, muscular burly guy. We never got to fuck, though, because it was [spoiler]an online relationship and our plans to meet got ruined by outside factors[/spoiler]

I want a burly bf that I can bond over paranormal shit and conspiracy theories. And I love camping.

>You will never go camping with your bf and close friends

>>17446646
Keep faggot lust in >>>/hm/

>>17446654

>you

already did the bf thing. doing the friends thing in june. love camping.

i feel ya though. i work in the paranormal community but have yet to find any guy wife-able there.

>>17446664
>i work in the paranormal community

What is it that you do?

And I haven't really done the bf or friend camping thing because I have no friends or bf.

>>17446667

not selling yourself so well faggot.

i manage a business for a psychic. its nice and fun but most of the people i meet are hella old. once met a qt who worked as a PA when a doc crew was following us around the haunted house. he claimed to have a gf but he was weirdly into me, saying he might stop by the office etc.

neve rheard from him again

>>17446646
Post pic

>>17446686

of me?

>>17446675
>psychic

While I think ESP/PK might be real and find it interesting, I think the whole 'psychic' thing (palm-readers, tarot-readers, crystal-ball gazers) is... well, not very real.

>not selling yourself so well faggot.

Do you remember where we are?

>>17446543
underrated post

>>17446689
Yes

>>17446695

may i ask? it seems you are a different person than:
>>17446690
who seems to be the one i was originally talking to.

>>17446690

he mostly just does future and spiritual stuff. no palm reading tarot cards (though i indulge in those) or crystal balls anywhere. his office looks more like a therapists office.

>>17446700

May i ask why*

>>17446695

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>>17446700
I'm not the one asking for pics: you're a twink, and I only like burly guys.

>>17446700
I'm not that anon.

I'm just gay as fugg.

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>>17446708

here ye go matey

>>17446706

fair enough.

>>17446715
Would fugg in glass pyramid thing while skinwalkers watch and fap outside/10

>>17446720

thats so romantic senpai

>>17446715
pretty qt :3

>tfw big burly hair guy
>tfw girls are out of by physique
>tfw not gay
>tfw just wanna lift up heavy objects and put them back down
>tfw stuck in the middle

>>17446728

thanks matey

>tfw no paranormal hook up thread

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>>17446715

>>17446748
rude desu but i laughed

>>17446762

this

thought this thread would've been interesting man

>>17446895

sorry OP. faggotry prevails.

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comfy woods thread?
I remeebr that show where the survivalist got a glass cube that could survive almost anything and set it up in bear country, just to spend the night literally next to bears and have them tip if over but he'd be safe. Id totally get something similar and spend a night in any woods because im too much of a pansy to use a tent

>>17446953

>tfw no burly bf to protect you in a tent

This went from skinwalker to skin flute real quick. It makes me geegle though.

>>17446531
Get one of those sub-thermal sleeping bags
>>17446543
Because as this anon stated, this shit looks relaxing as all fuck.

>>17446715
Why you trying to look like Billy Joe?

>>17447068

not really sure who that is. just what i wear to work.

>>17446556
This thing is like a greenhouse probably, you can even see condesation inside

>>17446341
Unless that glass is bullet/bear proof, I aaaaiiiin't havin' that shit!

>>17446556
Glass is more than likely that smart glass that switches between frosted and clear, heating would come from the sun like a greenhouse or from under floor heating like fancy bathrooms have

>>17446341
>Glass tent
>Literally a pyramid greenhouse
>/x/

>>17446625
That feel when my bf and I do exactly this and yes he is burly ad fuck.

Spoiler: I'm a girl.

>>17447108
That shit gotta be nuke proof and unlocked from spacetime to get me in it.

>>17446600
this. OP is just asking for trouble

>>17446590
its reinforced glass
do it 4 spooks

>>17447145
remove roastie

>>17447145
>tfw a couple does things they like together
>tfw a couple does relationship things
>the shock

Where the fuck can I buy one?

>>17446579
I wanna lick that chest

>>17447145
Kill yourself, roastie

>>17448712
I know, me too. I wanna kiss him, too

>tfw no burly bf who humors you and listens to you talk about paranormal shit

>>17446579
>tfw I AM the burley bf

>>17449083

PROVE IT.

>>17449083
Will you be my bf, then? Please
;___;

>>17446579
Those are some serious moobs. Pro tip, if you do roids or have man boobs, don't take upward shot selfies.

>>17449112
Who cares? He's still 10/10 husbando material.

>>17446531
If it was double pained glass it would b toasty

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>this thread

>>17450231
>that picture
hory sheet

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>>17450340
I know that feel, Anon. I too wish I had this burly bf that the Anons above speak of. Still, don't know if I'd sleep inside that glass pyramid... A cabin of logs and stone seems comfier.

>>17446341
Haven't you read the pasta about the sound of a rock being throne at your window or whatever? You're a sitting duck.

There are dogman and goatman threads. And then there are bearman threads. I like 3rd the best.

>>17450578
Would you sniff a bearman's fuzzy butt? :3

>>17450684
Not really. But I definitely could cuddle one.

>get caught masturbating by some hikers and /k/ids
>get view blocked by flies swarming towards the corpse
>maybe by condensed fog if it rained
>too lazy, weak and big of a germaphobe to take the thing back home so just wasted a few grand

I'd be down to do it if instead of glass it was made with 1/4" plexiglass with one-way film.

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>>17450759
How can you claim you love your bearman husbando, if you wouldn't want to rim his fuzz-butt?

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>>17450867
Because I can.

>>17446341
Follow these instructions OP https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16344478/

>>17446341
i thought skinwalkers prefered fresh kills

>you wake up in the morning after an uneventful night
>the door is open

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>>17446715
This is going to turn into a WDYLL thread anyway, so whatever.

>>17446344
It's Comfy Tier, but it would be a bitch to take it with you

>>17446404
or lack the money

>>17446579
The fuck is this?

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>>17452487

Degenerates derailed and ruined yet another thread. What a surprise.

>>17446905
The way of the world.

>>17452772
>calls others degenerates
>cries over skinwalker thread
Top kek.

>>17452782
I never said nor implied that this thread was anything of value.

>>17452786
You said
>ruined
How do you ruin something that has no value? Go back to your div thread and role play some Arian over nazi.

>>17446953
10/10 would listen to black metal while there
for the atmosphere.

>>17450684

Roasties go back to tumblr

>>17453044
I'm not a roastie, Anon. I'm a guy, Anon. I'm a guy.

>>17446579
Fuck off /fit/

>>17453290
>No /hm/

>>17446715
lmao AAHAHAHAHA what the fuck I'm outta here jesus christ that is one of the most pathetic looking people I have ever seen what the fuck is that hair jesus fuck you ever heard of a comb??? and that fucking tie LOL did you buy that at walmart? that shit is so fucking wide I thought you faggots had a sense of fashion oh boy please clean up yourself and stop wearing clothes that autists in high school think are cool

edgy/10

>>17452540
>domo hat
>that ugly ass fan
>those faggot glasses

OH MY GOD I didn't think it could get more pathetic BUT IT DID lmaooooo please consume food skeleton oh lord you need to be in one of those sad commercials this boy needs to walk around with weights on his ankles so the breeze doesn't carry him away please eat something skelly

spooky/10

>>17453437
How did you get mad at the fan too?

>>17446341
>gets dark
>can't see shit
>turn on light
>can't see shit outside because of reflections

>>17446646
>my ex was a 6'6" lumberjack type. wed go camping and id fuck him in the ass with our balls feeling that forest breeze.

Twinks top? Since when?

>>17453922
dude. thats how they usually do it. its not as gay if the bear is doing the fucking

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>>17453922

oh honey :3

>rolls eyes

>>17453437
Thanks sempai.

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>>17453909
>leave lights on OUTSIDE
>???
>profit

>>17454047
Kill yourself tbqh (to be quite honest) senpai (family) (you are not my family).

>>17446567
kek

>>17450231
Hairy shoulders usually make me gag, but in that guy I could probably dig it.

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Why can't /x/ summon up a bara bf?

Hey look another thread ruined by fags. This shit has been happening more and more and across multiple boards. Shut the fuck up, no one on this board cares your gay. Go to /soc/ if you want to meet other ass eating fags. On this board we talk about aliens and ghost and bigfeet and shit. Fucking queermos.

>>17454047
This is the gayest shit ive seen in a long time.

>>17448006
>how 2 summon lumberjack incubus

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>>17454201
Who am "I" anyway?

>>17454310
>gayest
Nah brah, this is.

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>>17454296
But the want for a husbando is intimately related to the paranormal

>tfw no burly bara bf to hold you after you finish reading paranormal cases and mysterious occurrences on /x/

I think the pyramid would be best if it had adequate ventilation at the top. That way you could keep a little wood stove inside to stay cozy. Also not having a husbando at least 20 years older than you is a sin.

this is seriously the gayest thread iv'e ever been in, i hope you all choke to death on your "husbandos" dick.

>>17454613
Why don't you want a husbando, Anon? Don't you want him to grab you with his burly muscly arms and hold you close to him? Don't you want to fall asleep enveloped by his warmth and pleasant scent, kissing you good-night on the forehead before he falls asleep?

Husbandos are infinitely better than cunts.

>>17454789
because i already have waifu, there is no want or need for an husbando.

>>17454296
>another thread ruined by fags
I don't see this happening too often to be honest. Also, how can you even ruin skinwalker thread?

I WANT FAGGOTS TO LEAVE

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>OP posts sp00ky scenario for discussion
>faggots talking about burly bfs and anal sex

>>17455771
Bumping for bearman stories.

>>17455932
literally everything you fucking ass pirate.

>>17456589
>literally everything

Elaborate

>>17456623
this is a board for paranormal discussions. gay people and their homoerotic fantasys are not fucking paranormal.

>>17447532
I don't know why but your post was funny as fuck. If I could give you reddit gold here I would. Haha thanks again friend boy

>>17456708
>virgin butthole
Jesus, how can you live with yourself?

>>17454347
Seriously this is /x/ not /fag/

>>17446735

Some girls do like that big burly physique

>>17459375
Yeah, a lot of girls just like BIG guys, to the despair of manlets like myself.

Post a pic if you see anything

>>17446654
>>17446646
Nasty motherfuckers...

>>17449083
>tfw you're a liar and an attention seeking neckbeard
>>17449094
>>17449102
>tfw kill yourself faggots...

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>>17449115
>tfw faggots post pics of muscular straight men thinking they have a chance especially this motherfucker>>17446715

>>17452782
>comes to /x/ to talk about gaybois
Kill yourself.

>>17452797
If you poor water on a dirt hut it's ruined. There was shit there to begin with but you still ruined it. You've raped this thread with your rampart faggotry, go back to >>>/gayreddit/.

>>17455932
>:33
Redditfag you're going to get banned for off topic shit.

>>17447145
fuck off retard