/div/ - Divination general

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>>17439939
Chironymous here, doing I-Ching readings for you all before I pass out:

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17439948
yo Jambi.
What do I need to do to have a successful career as a freelance artist?

They call me "Vile Horseshoe" as my nickname.
gender: Transvestite
sign: taurus
Description: hair to muh shoulders, white skin, i've got scars. LOTS AND LOTS OF SCAAAARS.
locationish is north america
query is at the beginning.

>>17439948
>*mariah
>*girl
>*virgo
>*brown and black hair, dark eyes, short and white
>*canada
>*reading for me and a guy i like?

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>>17439948
>matt
>straight heterosexual male
>libra
>i am a lazy and unkempt person
>southeast asia

will i get a gf?

>>17439968
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Enthusiasm":

Thunder comes resounding out of the Earth:
Similar thunder roars up from the masses when the Superior Person strikes a chord in their hearts.

Whip up enthusiasm, rally your forces, and move boldly forward.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is a rhythmic force, a world music, that lives deep in the Unconscious of each of us. It's a primitive drumbeat, a shaking rattle, a tribal chant that invokes the primal self to rise up and join the dance. This is the enthusiasm that is generated now. Not rhetorical persuasion, not a play on the emotions, but a charismatic, irresistible Call of the Wild. Confucius said that the person who could comprehend this could 'rule the world as though it were spinning in his hand.' This is a time for instinct, not intellect -- the Thunder from Beneath.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Pride comes before a fall.

Beware hubris!


Thunder echoes upon Thunder, commanding reverence for its father Heaven:
In awe of Heaven's majestic power, the Superior Person looks within and sets his life in order.
Thunder mingles with startled screams of terror for a hundred miles around.
As the people nervously laugh at their own fright, the devout presents the sacrificial chalice with nary a drop of wine spilt.
Deliverance

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

A thunderbolt of Cosmic judgement crashes to earth. For the common person, it's just a momentary fright soon forgotten, its warning unfathomed and unheeded. But to one who understands its significance, this thunder is a signal to repent. Centering the Self, seeking balance, the enlightened person will respect and align himself with this Higher Power, while his fellows remain subject to the whims of every passing storm.


CONCLUSION:

Get excited and throw yourself and your resources into it! But definitely watch out for pride/hubris, and keep your life in order! Continuously set things in your life right, and seek balance! Good luck!

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>>17439948
>nickname is Dasein
>Male
>Taurus/Dog
>Long brown hair, deep set brown eyes with dark bags under them. Average overall otherwise. Haven't shaven in a while
>Murrica
>Could I get a bit of insight into the relationship with the girl I'm currently interested in?

posting a happy awoo~ for some positive feelings though

>>17439979
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Bonding":

Deep Waters on the face of the Earth:
Surface waters flow together. The Superior Person recognizes the situation calls for joining together. Thus he cultivates friendly relations with all.

Good fortune is possible. Ask yourself, "Do I have the qualities needed to lead such a group?" Then there will be no error. Those uncertain will gradually join. Those who join too late will meet with misfortune.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is a time of connection with another or others -- not just an alliance, but a melding of parts into a new whole. Such a connection may be too close, too intense for some. Do you have the qualities needed to strengthen and withstand such an intense synthesis?


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

You express your devotion humbly and openly.
Good fortune if you keep to this course.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Gathering":

The Lake rises by welcoming and receiving Earth's waters:
The King approaches his temple.
It is wise to seek audience with him there.

Success follows this course.
Making an offering will seal your good fortune.
A goal will be realized now.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is an important Convergence, and you must be part of it. Look for the Center of this convergence. Like waters running to the sea, like an astronomical convergence of planets revolving around the sun, you should let the gravity of this Center draw you near. Others are also drawn to this Center, and among them you will find shared bonds and kindred spirits. This tribal convergence will give you a clarity of purpose. You will no longer be alone.

>>17439989
thank you qt :)

>>17439987
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Durability":

Arousing Thunder and penetrating Wind. Close companions in any storm:
The Superior Person possesses a resiliency and durability that lets him remain firmly and faithfully on course.

Such constancy deserves success.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Endurance is the key to success in this situation. However, durability is not synonymous with stone-like rigidity. True resilience requires a flexibility that allows adaptation to any adverse condition, while still remaining true to the core. Can you maintain your integrity under any circumstance? Can you influence the situation without giving opposing forces anything to resist? Then you will endure to reach your goal.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

These bad feelings will pass.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Lying Low":

Thunder high on the Mountain, active passivity:
The Superior Person is unsurpassed in his ability to remain small. In a time for humility, he is supremely modest. In a time of mourning, he uplifts with somber reverence. In a time of want, he is resourcefully frugal.

When a bird flies too high, its song is lost. Rather than push upward now, it is best to remain below. This will bring surprising good fortune, if you keep to your course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is no profit to striving here. To be content with oneself is the greatest success imaginable. The enlightened person has nothing to prove to himself or others, and thus may always operate from a position of sincerity, with no pretense or posturing. His humility is guileless simplicity. His mourning is selfless compassion. His frugality is an unshakable faith that he is but a conduit, letting what is needed flow through him to others, with no loss to himself.

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>>17439979
Oops! Forgot pic! <3

>>17440004
Ooohhh.... thank you!

>>17439998
Thank you.


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Receptive Force":

Earth above and Earth below:
The Earth contains and sustains. In this situation, the Superior Person should not take the initiative; he should follow the initiative of another. He should seek receptive allies in the southwest; he should break ties with immovable allies in the northeast.

Responsive devotion. Receptive influence. Sublime Success if you keep to your course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is a time for dealing with reality as it is, not as you would have it be. If you realize that in this situation you are the receptor, not the transmitter of the stimulus, you will find yourself reaching goals that seemed unattainable under your own steam. If you persist in futile efforts to be the Shaper rather than the Shaped, you will completely miss this unique opportunity.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

The battling dragons are too evenly matched.
Each spills black and yellow blood to the soil below.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Providing Nourishment":

Beneath the immobile Mountain the arousing Thunder stirs:
The Superior Person preserves his freedom under oppressive conditions by watching what comes out of his mouth, as well as what goes in.

Endure and good fortune will come. Nurture others in need, as if you were feeding yourself. Take care not to provide sustenance for those who feed off others. Stay as high as possible on the food chain.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are a conduit in this instance, able to provide the sustenance needed by others. Position yourself to nourish the truly needy and worthy. Avoid situations where you might be coerced into supporting the parasites and vermin who deprive your true charges. Your own nourishment is an issue here, too.
Remember Lao Tzu's three Great Treasures:
Only the person possessed of Compassion, Modesty and Frugality can remain fit enough to stay free of desperation and keep control of the situation.

>>17440007
You're very welcome!

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>>17440013
thats nice, so i guess it means i should keep doing my things like usual and ill be on the right track, thanks op, have some more cute toramaru for your time

>>17440023
Thanks! :)

>>17440027
You're very welcome!

>>17440036
Yup! You're very welcome! Thanks!

I don I ching readings myself, is there anyone doing non I-ching readings tonight?

>>17440051
>17440051 ▶
>I don I ching readings myself, is there anyone doing non I-ching readings tonight?
I meant i DO Iching readings, but I was hopeiny of someone to do a reading for me of some other kind?

Goonies never say die!
Charlie
Male
Capricorn
Manlet
NY
General reading

I think my brother is ripping me off, and not bein honest about our assetts.

Could I get any advice?

29, Male, 0veright, tall, pisces, white. auburn hair

>>17440068
You're a pretty lucky guy, would you say??
As in, lights turn green for you, cops don't bug you ectect??

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>>17439745
I don't have to be a reader to tell you that happiness is a cute animu girl and embracing the true power of moe.

For real though, I see a figure standing by a crater with a gleam in their eye, the idea of rebuilding from otherwise bleak circumstances. Sometimes desolation or devastation can be constructive. It looks like one of those "happiness derived from a sense of overcoming past sufferings" kinda thing. Like a soldier reminiscing happily on the good old war days, or how exercise is commonly described as no pain no gain.

Use your struggles to become stronger rather than let them defeat you. If you allow yourself to be a victim you will live the life of a victim. However if you allow your hardships to harden you, your scars and difficulties will each be a trophy of the days you had to endure when you eventually make it to a better place. Rest assured if you work for it you will be happy, it will just be the kind of happiness you had to build with your own two hands rather than just coming about from your circumstances.

>>17440068
Thanks!


The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Squalor":

You live in filth and decay. You neither shower nor shave. You are offensive to all the senses. How do you get by on such little effort? Clean your living space and yourself, you dirt-person.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Your luck is about to change.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Infestation":

You shall become a plague unto yourself. All manner of worms, insects, and other parasites will burrow their way out of your flesh and from behind your eyes. I told you to clean your shit.

Male, 24, aries
Love general please

>>17440071
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Creative Activity":

Heaven above and Heaven below:
Heaven in constant motion. With the strength of the dragon, the Superior Person steels himself for ceaseless activity.

Productive Activity.
Potent Influence.
Sublime Success if you keep to your course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The time for action has come. You now have the focus and the stamina necessary for accomplishing great tasks. The path before you is being cleared and reward lies ahead.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Even a dragon may fly too high.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Critical Mass":

The Flood rises above the tallest Tree:
Amidst a rising tide of human folly, the Superior Person retires to higher ground, renouncing his world without looking back.

Any direction is better than where you now stand.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Several high-priority concerns demand immediate attention. All are crucial. None will be denied. Yet some demand the denial of others. Like two atoms seeking to occupy the same space, these irresistible forces and immovable objects threaten to ignite a cataclysm that could irreversibly alter your world. This is no time for fatal heroics. You are at Ground Point Zero. Remove yourself from this situation without delay. Find sanctuary. Later you may deal with these concerns on your own terms, from a position of strength.

>>17440094
Thank You. I truly appreciate it. I do I-ching readings for myself though. I was hoping other types may have bee non,

But thank you again.

>>17440092
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Modesty":

The Mountain does not overshadow the Plain surrounding it:
Such modest consideration in a Superior Person creates a channel through which excess flows to the needy.

Success if you carry things through.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The Cosmos is moving toward equilibrium. Extremes are being tempered, excess is beginning to shift toward the empty. You can use these moderating influences to strike a balance in the world around you. Remember, though, that this Leveling will not come about through an arrogant confiscation of excess, but through subtler persuasions. Modesty and moderation are the keys.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Progressive modesty continues to gain.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Lying Low":

Thunder high on the Mountain, active passivity:
The Superior Person is unsurpassed in his ability to remain small. In a time for humility, he is supremely modest. In a time of mourning, he uplifts with somber reverence. In a time of want, he is resourcefully frugal.

When a bird flies too high, its song is lost. Rather than push upward now, it is best to remain below. This will bring surprising good fortune, if you keep to your course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is no profit to striving here. To be content with oneself is the greatest success imaginable. The enlightened person has nothing to prove to himself or others, and thus may always operate from a position of sincerity, with no pretense or posturing. His humility is guileless simplicity. His mourning is selfless compassion. His frugality is an unshakable faith that he is but a conduit, letting what is needed flow through him to others, with no loss to himself.

>>17440106
You're welcome. I'm sorry I didn't realize you were the same poster seeking other types of readings. Maybe another type of reader will be on in a bit.

>>17439948

Keep on truckin'.
Chauncey
Male
Taurus
Curly hair
CA
What does it mean?

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>>17439943
Really not too sure about the reading on this one, but I saw a ghostly figure and a door. The figure stood outside the open door and simply did that, stood nothing more, nothing less.

To me this may mean that such an even cannot be forced and is just a matter of circumstances, or certain factors beyond your control. This is something that cannot be forced or controlled by you. Like a good dream you wake up from and desperately seek to go back to, forcing the matter does little to help it. Perhaps all you can do is learn from the circumstance and be content instead of trying to force it again. The whole "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" kind of mentality.

>>17440119
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Nihilism":

Nothing means anything. There is no inherent meaning to anything in the Universe. All actions are futile and result in what they result in.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Watch out for bears.
To them, you are spaghetti dinner.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Absurdity":

Embrace the ridiculous. It is all that exists. Poopblast.

>>17439948
Slamhammo
Mang
Libra
Balding
OH
Love reading

>>17440128
Slamhammo am the whammo!


The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Desperation":

You haven't had sex in eons. You will settle for anything. Go to a bar 20 minutes before it closes. Bring a paper bag and man the harpoons!


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

If it's brown, flush it down.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Onions":

There will be an odor and crying.

>>17439939
Hang in there! [kitten.jpg]
B
Male
Sadge
Average-looking
PA
Will she ever forgive and speak to me again?

>>17439948
Dave
Male
Leo
Overweight
GA
General reading

>>17440147
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Decrease":

The stoic Mountain drains its excess waters to the Lake below:
The Superior Person curbs his anger and sheds his desires.

To be frugal and content is to possess immeasurable wealth within. Nothing of value could be refused such a person. Make a portion of each meal a share of your offering.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is an occasion for downsizing to fighting trim. Simplicity and economy are strong defenses against the slings and arrows of Outrageous Fortune. Whether this is a time of want or a time of plenty, it is an auspicious time to shed a dependency.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

He finds gain in that which others see no value.
His example generates widespread support.
This course brings success.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Noble Calling":

The rich, loamy Earth on the banks of the Marsh provides fertile soil for exceptional progress. The Superior Person is inexhaustible in his willingness to teach, and without limit in his tolerance and support of others.

Supreme Success if you keep to your course. But be aware that your time is limited; your power will wane, as Summer changes to Fall.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are in a position to help another. This is a temporary situation, because your power is cyclical, seasonal. Knowing this, you must perform your good deed without hope of reward. You are not furthering your own process, but another's. Though you may cherish this other, you will never possess. Touch without grasping. Take comfort in becoming a fond memory. Nurture, then let go.

>>17440152
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Butter":

You eat too much of it.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Health problems and death.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Arby's is not a food group.

No, it is NOT a glandular problem, you lazy trash compactor.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Subway":

Diet and exercise can bring success to a new you. It can apparently also make you have sex with minors. Don't do that.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You can use your old giant pants to capture children in.

A reading for ALL OF US regarding the nature of the current Moment:

The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Liberation":

A Thunderous Cloudburst shatters the oppressive humidity:
The Superior Person knows the release in forgiveness, pardoning the faults of others and dealing gently with those who sin against him.

It pays to accept things as they are for now. If there is nothing else to be gained, a return brings good fortune. If there is something yet to be gained, act on it at once.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The relief you experience here is not your own personal pardon, but the release of others from your rigid expectations. Like a hot air balloon, you will rise to new heights as you cast the heavy sandbags of resentments and restrictions away from you. Feel the lightness of being that results from forgiving others and accepting them as they are. Free yourself of the endless vigil of policing the behavior of others. See them for who they are, not what they can or can't do for you.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Free yourself from this useless dependence.
A new and trustworthy companion will appear.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Limitations":

Waters difficult to keep within the Lake's banks:
The Superior Person examines the nature of virtue and makes himself a standard that can be followed.

Self-discipline brings success; but restraints too binding bring self-defeat.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Cultivating the proper disciplines and the proper degree of discipline are the concerns of this hexagram. By limiting options, you may give more attention to priorities. One who is all over the map is no less lost than one without a map. Avoid asceticism, however. Deprivation is not wise discipline. The key here is regulation, not restriction.

Evening Div. hope everyone had a lovely day. Not reading just yet, but will answer any question you have.

Love and good vibes be with all of you

>>17439948
Edgar
Male
Aquarius
Blue eyes
Europe
General reading

>>17440211
yo dowg I'm gonna spraypaint malt liquor bottle black and use it for scrying. your thoughts?

>>17440248
Are you going to be the second Ghetto$cry?

>>17440271
IDK Ghetto$cry's pretty good. IDK if I'll ever be as good as him. But I figure I've already got a 64 oz beer bottle so I may as well use it for scrying...
So I'm waiting for the paint to dry.

>>17440218
Your reading revealed a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Family Duties":

Warming Air Currents rise and spread from the Hearthfire:
The Superior Person weighs his words carefully and is consistent in his behavior.

Be as faithful as a good wife.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

One in this situation must be keenly aware of his influence on others. Maintain a healthy respect for the ripple effect of your words and deeds. To some you serve as a role model. You can either help shape their world or tilt them into chaos. Show temperance and consideration to all.

>>17440248
No idea. That sounds like a pretty decent idea though, why the hells not?

>>17440325
hey when do you think youll do some scrynig?

>>17439948
Hi how are you this night/morning? Would love a reading, never had one on here or anywhere really.

Greg
Male
Aquarius
Lover and laugher
USA
what is my future with this girl im talking to? Is she worth it?

>>17440335
>scrying
I'm not even sure if that's what I do anon, and I'm nowhere near as amazing as those in here who are scryers. So in respect of those, how about we call them readings instead of scrying okay?

As for reading, I am exhausted from today. Finished a 11hr night shift and then couldn't sleep because of the anonette with the hyperactive problem. Picked up WAY too much residule from that reading and it kept me from sleeping. I might be able to do one for you in a few hours if you want.

>>17439948
Hi, i hate to bother, but i feel like shit and answers may help me a lot with what i'm going through.

Phil
Male
Libra
~1m60, skinny, brown, green eyes.
West Europe
Love reading (+ is she pregnant)

>>17440358
nah that's alright yo. You should get some sleep, dawg. or at least relax

>>17440368
Tryin to anon, got work again in 3hrs. Hopefully I'll get some sleep in the meantime.

Hope you guys are all doing well this morning/noon/afternoon/night. just here for my daily allotment of lurking.

Will I change my job for a better one?

Why do you readers need any information about a poster at all? Shouldn't your magic be enough?

>>17440472
Why do you need a phone number to call someone at all? Shouldn't your phone be enough?

>>17440510
Metaphors don't automatically prove or explain anything.

>>17440524
Obviously, I don't think anyone has used a metaphor to "automatically prove" anything. It's used to highlight the fact that the idea being expressed in the initial comment is overly simplified and that other possibilities might factor in.

Suggesting "your magic doesn't work the way I think it should" doesn't automatically prove or explain anything.

>>17440369
y do u hate me, brett?

love,
eve

>>17440472
I do my best readings blind. I only ask for shit now because querents are confused by what I get when they provide nothing. Allegory and metaphor out the ass

Male
22
Taurus

I'm currently in a dark place. lost my older brother and went through a bad breakup all in a month. need a reading "/

>>17440703
Dear Eve,

My name's not Brett, I think you've gotten mine and CHIR mixed up

Love,
EmpathAU

Hey div. Hope you're all having a great day, or night. I love you all very much.

>>17440791

I love you too, anon. Take care

>>17440791

Aww. Take care anon

Doing quick scries in exchange for pictures of hot women, in various states of undress.

Post your query and picture and I'll get to you.

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>>17440862

how can I improve my studying?

>>17440869
Saw the image of Laguz.
If you have audio recordings of lectures, let them play in the background while you fuck around with whatever you want.
If not, simply study late at night and early in the morning (early being 4am). Good luck.

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>>17440862
What's the best way to win her heart ? Should I just be patient , any advice will help .

>>17440880
Try to promote bonding between the two of you. Your emotional and personal distance from her makes your situation difficult right now. You need to get close to her first; wine and dine her as a friend, then a lover. Win her with humor.

Hey yo, old /x/ user here, time has come once again where I need help.

Anyone here that can do me a solid? Let me know what you can offer for help, and what information you need.

>>17440902
Probably not.

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>>17440862
career reading

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>>17440862
does my crush think im attractive

>>17440920
Saw a deer. Not sure if that means anything to you; if it doesn't, I'd say it means to look for a job that isn't typically thought of in the public eye.
>>17440922
That's a terrible question and a meh woman. Try again.

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>>17440862
How can I make the girl I'm chasing after chase back after me? She has blonde hair

How do I make myself more seductive/attractive in general

>>17440929
hello, lots of good vibes to you, too

will I get to the desired university?

>>17440936

You get more attractive by gaining self-confidence. Stop chasing after her. If she knows you want her, but doesn't want you, it's over. If anything, it'll be a shallow relationship.

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>>17440933

Please tell me you appreciate elegance cuz I have to dig for more pics. This one is personal, if nothing else

But yeah, can you do a love reading for me? I have a crush on someonw that doesn't let me know what's up and I'm keeping my eyes open for other prospects in the meantime. Do you see anything with that? Primarily the crush but I'll take whatever

>>17440943

Jim
Horribly blunt but subtle and supportive when things call for it
Green heart

Good lord what energy do you read off me?

>>17440929
>>17440943
Hey, so my mother did some medatative breathing with these new age folks, she is a christian

Ever since she has been getting mental attacks/ intrusive thoughts, about christ and other stuff.

Any chance you can give me some info on this, I am pretty adept, but i would appreciate a reading, I am good at interpretation of the reading.

>>17440929

Capricorn, Male, 22

How's my near future looking like? Am I going to be lucky in love stuff?

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>>17440933
do you see anything happening with me and my crush

>>17440933
thanks

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>Trying again because I'm an idiot...

Hey lovelies, doing sporadic readings throughout the morning. No promises I can get to them, after reading yesterday I was left in a state of spiritual buzzing and couldn't sleep.

>nickname/alias
>description and defining features
>shape/colour combo

As always, love and good vibes be with you all

>>17440976
>so my mother did some medatative breathing with these new age folks, she is a christian
>Ever since she has been getting mental attacks/ intrusive thoughts, about christ and other stuff.
>Any chance you can give me some info on this, I am pretty adept, but i would appreciate a reading, I am good at interpretation of the reading.

They are super deep into spiritual stuff, any info on them would be appreciated, names of spirits, demons, other things.

>>17440976
just stepping by to say i love this picture

>>17440983
i know i didn't give you the information you asked for, the reading is not really about me, is there anything i should give you because of this, or should i give you my info?

>>17440936
The other guy answerd you efficiently. Divination won't help you.

>>17440965
Yes, but it'll take another month or so.

>>17440976

>>nickname/alias
Romero

>>description and defining features
Short hair, brown eyes, not too tall, thin, cheerful but negative, honest and loyal, hardworking but kinda lazy from time to time.

>>shape/colour combo
Black triangle

>As always, love and good vibes be with you all
Sending good vibes! :)

I'm interested in knowing more about my near future. Thanks!

>>17440976
Oscar
Introvert, shy, muxican, beard, kinda hairy,smart
Lower case black lambda.

Still scrying for people. Just need a query and a picture of an attractive woman, preferably without clothes. Bonus points for girlfriend or wife pics.

Ask anything.

>>17440998
Forgot query, just empath my shit up. Maybe I want to see if there is something good on the horizon

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>>17440999
nice trips, can you do me?
>>17440983

>>17440976
popagenu
tall white male with shaggy brown hair and brown eyes, handsome babyface
>yellow star

Is the relationship I'm starting going to go well, and how can I get the best results? How does she see me?

>>17440976

Y-yes, here I am cuz I am stubborn

>>17440954

>>17441006
Would your mother be willing to draw runes on herself?

>>17441013
probably not. why?

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>>17440999
Will I find a qt soon?
Straight male

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>>17440999

C'mon man quit being picky

>>17440949

>>17441018
I can fix it if you were to convince her to have the runes drawn on her. >>17441019
Yes. But not in a familiar location. If on a city sidewalk soon, approach the first woman who catches your eyes. That will be her.

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>>17440976
>M
>tall, dark hair, prominent cupids bow
>golden circle

General energy reading please.

>>17441020
I see nothing for you. Take this as a sign that there are better prospects.

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>>17441026

>there are better prospects

There are?! Who and where?!

>>17441021
>mfw reader is asking me to opress a random women with my privilege

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>>17440999
What does my crush see in me?

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>>17440999
what does my next bf look like

>>17441034
Not much worth mentioning. She sees you as a side show right now.
Jesus is it just the same guy asking over and over about his crush?

>>17441021
I'll see, any advice would be appreciated, I plan on doing something to assist my mother, I can't really draw runes on her, i can do things by myself though.

>>17441039
>Jesus is it just the same guy asking over and over about his crush?
welcome to /div/

Im 6 ft white white gimme reading

>>17441039
yea, i always come to div threads and I always keep my questions non-love/girl related, it gets so old with the same old questions

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>>17441039
>>17441028

One more read, just for that one, man.

Here, I know what you wanna see :p

>>17441038
Idk. You'll have to post pictures of your own tits for that one. In a bra works. >>17441042
Alright. Here's my advice. Grave a knife or screwdriver. Go to your house on the property your mother lives on, find a tree in the yard.
Explain that you're trying to help your mother, and that you're going to use the tree to do this. Then carve the runes Algiz, Thurisaz, and Isa on the tree, from top to bottom in order. You can find how to draw these runes via Google.

>>17441053
I meant better prospects as in, your current focus has no chance of working out. Literally anything else is better. Asians are my fetish tho, so thanks.

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>>17440999
Where will I meet my next gf?

>>17441053
Shes likes

>>17441066
School.

>>17440351
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Inner Truth":

The gentle Wind ripples the Lake's surface:
The Superior Person finds common ground between points of contention, wearing away rigid perspectives that would lead to fatal error.

Pigs and fishes.
You may cross to the far shore.
Great fortune if you stay on course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The subject of this hexagram discovers a key to Tranquility by first gaining insight into his own nature, then turning that vision outward. By resolving inner conflicts and being at peace with himself, he learns to gain insight into others. In effect, he enters another, sees with the other's eyes, listens with the other's ears, feels with the other's heart. He then returns to his own center, with new perspective and understanding.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

True companions share their fate.
One beats the drum, one grows silent.
One weeps, one sings.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Gentle Restraint":

Winds of change high in the Heavens:
Air currents carry the weather. Dense clouds blow in from the West, but still no rain. The Superior Person fine tunes the image he presents to the world.

Small successes.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

No matter what you do, the fruit of your labors never seems to ripen. Your reward remains just out of reach. Men have gone mad from such anticipation. Don't lose your balance lunging for the brass ring. While the Fates continue to restrain you, go them one better and display a self-generated restraint and grace. Look for the humor in the situation.

>>17441060
Thank you Sed.

>>17441062

So nothing in terms of women? Booooriiiiiiing

>>17441067

Wat? Did you meant to type you like?

>>17441071
Hey, how are you lately?

>>17441069
I'm not in school though

>>17440367
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Recruiting Allies":

Deep Water beneath the Earth's surface:
Untapped resources are available. The Superior Person nourishes and instructs the people, building a loyal, disciplined following. Good fortune. No mistakes if you follow a course led by experience.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You must gain support from others. Find a way to make others want to see your objectives met as badly as you want it. How can they profit from the attainment of this goal? Can you command confidence that you are just the person that can bring this plan to fruition?


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

The victor divides the spoils among the loyal, leaving the jackals with neither reward nor obligation.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Dissolution":

Wind carries the Mists aloft:
Sage rulers dedicated their lives to serving a Higher Power and built temples that still endure.

The King approaches his temple.
Success if you stay on course.
You may cross to the far shore.


SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Walls meant to protect have instead separated and isolated. Your defenses have kept you apart from those whom you most need to touch. Whatever the reason for discord between you, it is time to lay down your arms. Dispel the inflexible demands and fears of the Mind so that you may reunite in the Heart.
If you have begrudged, forgive.
If you have torn down, repair.
If you have injured, heal.
If you have judged, pardon.
If you have grasped, let go.

>>17440983
That's a very interesting query, and I'm sorry but probably one a bit beyond my abilities. I can try doing a reading but unsure of what will come of it.
>>17440984
Thankyou anon. I love it too. Just found out it's part of a series call "small book of small stories"

>>17441083
You will meet her at a school.

>>17440703
Brent does not hate you, Eve.

Why do you think that I do?

If I haven't answered your query yet, either it was not directed at me or:
>doing I-Ching readings for you all before I pass out
>pass out

If this is because of a prior reading, I apologize; I only convey what the hexagrams tell me.

>>17440995
There's a good deal of good energy floating around you, it seems some good luck or something good to you will come your way soon. Your path is mostly clear, but there's a bit of a sand trap; be sure to prepare yourself to get bogged down a bit less you run to fast into and fall face first.

>>17440703

Dear Eve

Your readings have always been on the mark for me. A lot of times they werent related to my query, but they were always something that I needes to face or realize for myself. I will always be thankful for that.

Your most recent readings were concerning a girl I have feelings for, and how she needs support and encouragement. I'm afraid to say that while I can continue to fulfill that role on a very minor level, I can't do it to the extent I wish to. It has been very one-sided and it's turning into an emotional investment that is putting a pain in my heart. Despite that, I am quite impressed at myself that I have been able to do at least a little to reassure her doubts and brighten her day, based on nothing more than intuition and minor empath abilities i didnt even know i had. I have hit the nail on the head to an eery extent and it has helped more than harmed... at least for her.

Despite the discouraging ending to this chapter, I have an earlier reading of yours to thank for pushing my better side out like that. I hope future readings can reassure a happier ending, but I hope they continue to show me what I need to see.

So thank you, again.

>>17440716
I'm so sorry to hear that. I've recently experienced similar things, so I know how you feel, and I hate that anyone else has to feel that way.


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Gradual Progress":

The gnarled Pine grows tenaciously off the Cliff face:
The Superior Person clings faithfully to dignity and integrity, thus elevating the Collective Spirit of Man in his own small way. Development. Good fortune if you stay on course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Adaptability mixed with integrity will bring a calm, steady progress. Move from your center, always faithful to your principles, yet with the flexibility to weather any tempest. Yours is not a meteoric rise to the top, but the solid, confident footing of one who has a clear vision of what can be, and who is willing to climb the distance to reach it. The oracle foresees companionship along the way -- a Divine comfort on any journey.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

The wild geese draw near shore.
The inexperience and brashness of youth may lead to danger, but a sharp warning will set things right.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Family Duties":

Warming Air Currents rise and spread from the Hearthfire:
The Superior Person weighs his words carefully and is consistent in his behavior.

Be as faithful as a good wife.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

One in this situation must be keenly aware of his influence on others. Maintain a healthy respect for the ripple effect of your words and deeds. To some you serve as a role model. You can either help shape their world or tilt them into chaos. Show temperance and consideration to all.

>>17440791
Thank you!

>>17441081
Crummy, but thanks for asking!

>>17441137
Well, I love you and I hope things improve for you soon, Brent. You don't have to read every time you're here, y'know. You can just chill and get some readings yourself or whatever you like.

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>>17441137
what's wrong Onymous?

>>17441137
Are you reading Onymous?

Can I have a general please? Present and future? Thanks

>>17441142
Thank you!

I was pretty dizzy and depressed the past few days, so I took time off for quite a number of threads. I usually don't mind doing readings at all, and I actually find that they help to distract and uplift me.

I definitely welcome any readings for me for general / future / love.

>>17441150
I'm still hurting over a bad breakup, and I've felt dizzy on top of that. My mom is still in the hospital with leukemia, but she's responding well to treatment so far.

>>17441152
Coming right up!

>>17441142
>>17441150
>all this love
This is why I love this place. Such sweet people.
>>17440998
>>17441002
Your path is going to take a sudden sharp turn to the right. A new direction is inbound for you man. Whether this is good or ill j can't tell but be prepared to make the most of it

>>17441152
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Social Mechanism":

Heaven reflects the Flame of clarity:
The Superior Person analyzes the various levels and working parts of the social structure, and uses them to advantage.

Success if you keep to your course.
You may cross to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is a matter of Positioning -- not only yourself, but others as well. There are niches to be filled, potentials to be realized, right livelihoods to be found. You are not building a new organization, but shoring up an existing infrastructure. It's worth the effort, because it will provide union, community, and an ironclad alliance.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

He meets with others in the meadow.
There all are in the open, none may remain hidden.
No remorse.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Revolution":

Fire ignites within the Lake, defying conditions that would deny it birth or survival:
The Superior Person reads the Signs of the Times and makes the Season apparent to all.

The support you need will come only after the deed is done.
Renewed forces, however, will provide fresh energy for exceptional progress.
Persevere.
All differences vanish.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

A revolutionary Change must be made forcibly. There is no negotiating with the Established Order. Perfect timing is essential. Let the abuse of power become apparent and oppressive to those around you before making your move. Lay the groundwork, sow the seeds for Revolution without tipping your hand prematurely. You will need a strong foundation, because you will have to bring about this necessary change alone. You cannot count on popular support, so you must wait until there is massive dissent. Then the avenue for your assault will be cleared.

>>17441160
Okay, I'll do one for you next time I'm reading and I see you. Take care of yourself.

>>17441161
<3

>>17441168
Thanks!

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>>17441160
>felt dizzy on top of that. My mom is still in the hospital with leukemia, but she's responding well to treatment so far.
Good to hear about your mom, any symptoms besides the dizziness?

>>17440976
hello :3

nickname/alias: Lilli , Key, Kitty
Description: fem upturned button nose hazel eyes elf like features
shape/colour: not sure what to suggest? My favourite colour is purple shape star I guess?

I have a friend at work I asked to do something stupid because i want to see what she would see and she is had a break down. What have you guys seen while astral travelling? I asked her to try to see earth from space and something bad happened. :/

>>17441168
<3U2 anon
>>17441009
The connection your energies share is still quite weak right now, but there seems to be a good back and forth. Stay your course and be gentle in your actions; I fear rushing or pushing too fast may scare her off

>>17441182
Depression.

And thanks.

>>17440976

Zeus

Bald, beard, curly eye lashes, kind, loyal

Orange sphere

Not sure if you take a query, but if you do I'm wondering where this blonde girl I'm talking to wants to take things.

>>17441166
Hey Onymous if you wouldn't mind could you take a look at my reading >>17441197
?
Always enjoy your unique reading and descriptions.

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>>17441161
>Such sweet people.

Not trying to chastise you, but don't mistake pragmatism for being sweet or you will be misled by opportunists. Onymous is worthy of being concerned for because of their actions. The only reason I say any of this is because I feel you are as well Empath. Just looking after "my own" as it were.

>>17441166
Could I have a love reading?

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>>17441193
if you're having depression and dizzy spells, Im going to just go out on a wild limb here and guess that you're stressed the fuck out.

Is reading helping you with that? If it isn't or it's contributing to the stress you should consider taking a break, Ive been concerned about you for awhile because of how you read.

There is no sin in assuring that you're feeling strong and healthy before giving more of yourself Onymous.

Do you need a reading or any help with destressing or healing?

>>17441205
>but don't mistake pragmatism for being sweet or you will be misled by opportunists.
This happens all too often unfortunately...there's a reason my Tagline is "a doormatt with a crusader complex". I really need to work on that, but it just kicks in and I'm powerless to stop myself until I either fix the problem or I'm left with nothing.
>just looking after "my own"
You sound just like a good friend of mine. Thanks anon, I appreciate the concern.
>>17441023
I'm getting a very strong block. Give me a moment to try and clear myself and I'll try again

>>17441222
>I'm getting a very strong block. Give me a moment to try and clear myself and I'll try again

Ok, no hurry! Thanks.

>>17441160
Cancer sucks ): positive vibes wished for your mum and you <3

Just popping in. How's everyone?

Sevis, if you're out there lurking, please let me know. Would like to speak with you.

>>17441248
i want to die

>>17441204
Your reading reveals a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Conflict":

The high Heavens over a yawning Deep chasm:
An expansive void where nothing can dwell. Even though he sincerely knows he is right, the Superior Person anticipates opposition and carefully prepares for any incident.

Good fortune if your conflict results in compromise.
Misfortune if your conflict escalates to confrontation.
Seek advice.
Postpone your crossing to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Conflict is a necessary part of life. Tension upon the strings of a violin can make majestic music. The critical mass of two hydrogen atoms trying to occupy the same space fuel the sun that nourishes our solar system. Most conflicts you face in life are the result of your Path converging with another's. Your Path is not his, and one Path is not necessarily more right than the other. Can you work together to remove the blockage?

>>17441253
Excuse me?

>>17441205
Thank you.

>>17441222
checked.

>doormatt with a crusader complex
It's because of how you do your thing.
So, here's the thing Empath, there are public spaces, bus terminals, train stations, government buildings. People are free to come and go for the common good, whatever the purpose of the building is, and that's fine.
But those places close down once in awhile, they have doors, that lock, so that the building can be cared for and cleaned up and renewed.

Being open to everyone does not mean you cant lock your doors.

You picking up what Im saying here sister?

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>>17441248
Oh look, "coincidence".

How can I help you Thoth?

>>17441206
The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Inner Truth":

The gentle Wind ripples the Lake's surface:
The Superior Person finds common ground between points of contention, wearing away rigid perspectives that would lead to fatal error.

Pigs and fishes.
You may cross to the far shore.
Great fortune if you stay on course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The subject of this hexagram discovers a key to Tranquility by first gaining insight into his own nature, then turning that vision outward. By resolving inner conflicts and being at peace with himself, he learns to gain insight into others. In effect, he enters another, sees with the other's eyes, listens with the other's ears, feels with the other's heart. He then returns to his own center, with new perspective and understanding.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

The wading heron releases all desire, so that a passing fish will reward him with lunch.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Dissolution":

Wind carries the Mists aloft:
Sage rulers dedicated their lives to serving a Higher Power and built temples that still endure.

The King approaches his temple.
Success if you stay on course.
You may cross to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Walls meant to protect have instead separated and isolated. Your defenses have kept you apart from those whom you most need to touch. Whatever the reason for discord between you, it is time to lay down your arms. Dispel the inflexible demands and fears of the Mind so that you may reunite in the Heart.
If you have begrudged, forgive.
If you have torn down, repair.
If you have injured, heal.
If you have judged, pardon.
If you have grasped, let go.

>>17441265
Well, nothing I can say directly here. Can you email me? I won't be able to get back with you in detail until this evening.

>>17441271
hit me with an email, Ill contact you.

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>>17441258
you asked how's everyone, i assumed i'm part of everyone

>>17441214
Yeah, definitely super-stressed, plus changes in medication.

Reading was definitely helping distract and uplift me, and I was bummed that I was too dizzy to read for a few days.

I'm definitely in no position to give more of myself in other areas right now, but I enjoy being involved in the circulation/flow of positivity via readings.

>Do you need a reading or any help with destressing or healing?
Yes, all of that.

>>17441273
[email protected]

Throw me an email and I'll reply this evening. I appreciate it!

>>17441245
Thank you!

This is cancer #6 for her, so she's a fighter!

>>17441257

Hmmmm I don't think so, I texted her this morning and let her know the truth. I need to do what's best for myself.

>>17441253
>>17441283
I hear you.

I hope things get better for you.

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>>17441284
>>17441289
about to head out of the house, Thoth Ill email you, Onymous Ill get back in touch with you later on, until then, try to take it easy

>>17441300
The reading only provides one with words to consider in how one makes decisions / proceeds, ideally helping to affirm one's own thoughts/feelings about a situation.

>I need to do what's best for myself.
This. Excellent.

>>17441309
Thanks! Will do!

>>17441326
Career/education reading por favor

>>17440976
Tiff
Big dark brown eyes, long dark hair, quiet, loyal, thoughtful
Blue heart

>>17441372
Your reading reveals the hexagram for "Inner Truth":

The gentle Wind ripples the Lake's surface:
The Superior Person finds common ground between points of contention, wearing away rigid perspectives that would lead to fatal error.

Pigs and fishes.
You may cross to the far shore.
Great fortune if you stay on course.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The subject of this hexagram discovers a key to Tranquility by first gaining insight into his own nature, then turning that vision outward. By resolving inner conflicts and being at peace with himself, he learns to gain insight into others. In effect, he enters another, sees with the other's eyes, listens with the other's ears, feels with the other's heart. He then returns to his own center, with new perspective and understanding.


So just keep at it! Good luck!

>>17440976
Hey its ya girl Elfie! Dark hair and eyes, white, big eyes and smile takes up my whole chubby cheeked face. I plan on meeting up with an old friend I haven't seen in a long, long time..., will it go well? Orange octagon!

>>17440976
Emily
Long brown hair, blue-green eyes, tall, slim, pale, young, glasses
Yellow heart
Is this guy interested in me as more than friends?

>>17441222

>a very strong block

I must have succeeded in my work changing my energy, then. Tee hee

>>17439939
Just came back from giving a career-focused reading for a young man. Felt kinda like... ever do one of those readings where you're like "Dude LISTEN TO ME or you'll ruin your LIFE!"

He was cool and receptive but I'm worried about him.

Anyway. That's it. Just... had to vent that somewhere.

>>17441483
But he didn't reply the block comment to you. He replied that to my reading request. So what does it have to do with you? I'm confused.

>>17439948
Matt
Male
Scorpio
Short-black hair, few acne scars on the face, young, average height, in personality i'm the diplomatic guy, aka infj-t
Location is Eastern Europe
I'm interested in my first relationship that lasted few years, we broke up, but I want to know if she loves me, or if she's willing to start this anew

Female, cancer sun, pisces moon
Canada

What is to be expected if I give in to my friend and let him have his way today?

>>17441529
>letting someone pressure you out of your virginity

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>>17440729
Whoops.

>>17441100
I don't!

>>17441126
<3

>>17441544
Kek
That's not what I was asking about

But I'd probably interpret the query like that too if I was another anon

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>>17441421
Hey onymous, I know it isn't much but sending hugs. If you want someone to talk to or a reading, just let me know.

>>17441490
Yeah, I've definitely had some querents/readings that have worried/concerned/scared me. I definitely try to add a human element to those readings so that they can best avoid hurting themselves.

>>17441503
I apologize, but my own similar conflicts of the heart are interfering with the reading. Please try another reader.

>>17441547
Okay, good. :)

>>17441591
aw, i feel sorry for you, hope it will be better, may I ask another question instead?

>>17441573
Thank you so much! Hugs back! You're awesome! I'm definitely down to talk and for a reading!

>>17441596
Thank you! And I wish you all the best in your pursuits! You may certainly ask another question instead!

>>17441606
>>17441503

I'm generally worried about my future, will I manage to get to the university I want to, and more importantly, will my final exams go well?

>>17441599
We can email if you want, not sure if you have a throw away one or not (I don't) lol.
What question do you have for the trees? Also, post a picture that you connect with a lot or a song. Just in case, I may not be able to get to it until tonight but might be able to do it while the child naps currently.

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>>17441616
Thanks! I don't have a throwaway account either (lol), but I'm usually in the chat if you ever go there.

I just completely lost the girl of my dreams, so I don't even know what to ask regarding what I'm feeling right now over that, but it weighs so heavily on my heart, mind, and being that it's the conflict I most need resolved, seemingly only by her miraculous return (HIGHLY unlikely) or finding someone better (also seemingly highly unlikely), so I guess whatever my question would be would have everything to do with love.

>>17441610
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Modesty":

The Mountain does not overshadow the Plain surrounding it:
Such modest consideration in a Superior Person creates a channel through which excess flows to the needy.

Success if you carry things through.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The Cosmos is moving toward equilibrium. Extremes are being tempered, excess is beginning to shift toward the empty. You can use these moderating influences to strike a balance in the world around you. Remember, though, that this Leveling will not come about through an arrogant confiscation of excess, but through subtler persuasions. Modesty and moderation are the keys.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Progressive modesty continues to gain.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Revolution":

Fire ignites within the Lake, defying conditions that would deny it birth or survival:
The Superior Person reads the Signs of the Times and makes the Season apparent to all.

The support you need will come only after the deed is done.
Renewed forces, however, will provide fresh energy for exceptional progress.
Persevere.
All differences vanish.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

A revolutionary Change must be made forcibly. There is no negotiating with the Established Order. Perfect timing is essential. Let the abuse of power become apparent and oppressive to those around you before making your move. Lay the groundwork, sow the seeds for Revolution without tipping your hand prematurely. You will need a strong foundation, because you will have to bring about this necessary change alone. You cannot count on popular support, so you must wait until there is massive dissent. Then the avenue for your assault will be cleared.

>>17441664
thanks for the reading and sorry for bothering again, but from what I see I'm supposed to stay modest, but progressive, but on the other hand I need to do the forcible changes, that looks like a contrast, or am I reading it wrong?

>>17439948
Get well soon!
Todd
Male
Capricorm
Dorky
VA
General reading

>>17441708
You're very welcome! No problem!

The reading seems to be urging moderation/modesty regarding things like, say, partying or spreading yourself too thin with too many activities. Stay focused! And yes, generally you should not try to force things. And definitely stay progressive!

Meanwhile, you must use this focus to work hard... and then to utilize force when necessary! Be modest/moderate in the meantime, but know when to make your strike!

It's all about balance!

Maintain balance!

>>17441751
okay, now I understand.

thank you very much for your help, and once again best wishes!

>>17441724
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Narcolepsy":

You are getting sleepy... very sleepy...
You will fall asleep uncontrollably at random times.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You eventually seek medical attention for this, but all medications fail.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Operation Sleepybeef is a success.
Onward to phase two.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Drowning":

You fall asleep in the shower. Your fat head blocks the drain, and the tub begins to fill with water, flowing into your mouth and nostrils. This is also the hexagram for "The Abyss".

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This kills the querent.

>>17441757
You're very welcome! Thank you!

>>17439948
Don't let 'em bring you down.
Jared
Male
Potato
Also potato
PA
Career reading

>>17439948

Hello I Ching master! Can you do a reading for me and my co worker?

Me:
I wish you intelligence on your jorney, since luck tends to go away too soon!
Paul
Male
Leo
Medium height, very hairy, looks arabic, monobrow, dead fish eyes, introverted
Brasil
Just a spiritual reading, if possible, I'm an occult student!

My coworker:
God bless you!
Leticia
Female
Aquarius
Short, thin, blonde, outgoing and dilligent at work
Brasil
She wants a love reading, her love life is a mess, got abandoned by her soon to be husband one week before marriage, she wants a man to marry and have a happy married life. (there is a man already in talks with her, but she's uncertain yet).

Thanks already!

>>17441797
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Entrepreneur":

You're an idea man. Unfortunately, half your ideas are just as bad as your other ideas are good! And you have a LOT of ideas. So you have a LOT of bad ideas.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You persist in your endeavors, but you are undermined by others, yourself, circumstances, and just plain bad luck.


TEXTS TO CONSIDER:

Too smart for your own good, and too dumb to know any better.

Damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

You are doomed.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Results":

One of several things happens:
Either your product/service doesn't make it to market due to all this sabotage, yielding you nothing. This is the best-case scenario...
Or your product/service injures/kills enough people that a lawsuit ruins you financially, your reputation, and perhaps even lands you in prison...
Or you just die trying.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Follow your dreams to ruin, or regret that "what if" while simultaneously not knowing to appreciate how happy your otherwise simple life is.

>>17441833
Hello! Sure! I will do your readings in separate posts: first you, then your coworker! And thank you both very much!


The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Decrease":

The stoic Mountain drains its excess waters to the Lake below:
The Superior Person curbs his anger and sheds his desires.

To be frugal and content is to possess immeasurable wealth within. Nothing of value could be refused such a person. Make a portion of each meal a share of your offering.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is an occasion for downsizing to fighting trim. Simplicity and economy are strong defenses against the slings and arrows of Outrageous Fortune. Whether this is a time of want or a time of plenty, it is an auspicious time to shed a dependency.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

He is showered with precious gifts, and those giving will hear no refusals.
Supreme good fortune.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Enthusiasm":


Thunder comes resounding out of the Earth:
Similar thunder roars up from the masses when the Superior Person strikes a chord in their hearts.

Whip up enthusiasm, rally your forces, and move boldly forward.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is a rhythmic force, a world music, that lives deep in the Unconscious of each of us. It's a primitive drumbeat, a shaking rattle, a tribal chant that invokes the primal self to rise up and join the dance. This is the enthusiasm that is generated now. Not rhetorical persuasion, not a play on the emotions, but a charismatic, irresistible Call of the Wild. Confucius said that the person who could comprehend this could 'rule the world as though it were spinning in his hand.' This is a time for instinct, not intellect -- the Thunder from Beneath.

>>17441833
>>17441847
And you're both very welcome!

Coworker reading:


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Upward Mobility":

Beneath the Soil, the Seedling pushes upward toward the light:
To preserve his integrity, the Superior Person contents himself with small gains that eventually lead to great accomplishment.

Supreme Success.
Have no doubts.
Seek guidance from someone you respect.
A constant move toward greater clarity will bring reward.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are progressing, rising inch-by-inch toward certain success. What makes this assured is your refusal to tilt headlong toward your goal, slamming into obstacles and going mad with frustration. You have a clear map before you of the steps necessary to reach your objective. With faithful patience and a careful conservation of personal energy and resources, you will run this long, slow distance.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Even a small offering is appreciated, if it is sincere.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Modesty":

The Mountain does not overshadow the Plain surrounding it:
Such modest consideration in a Superior Person creates a channel through which excess flows to the needy.

Success if you carry things through.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The Cosmos is moving toward equilibrium. Extremes are being tempered, excess is beginning to shift toward the empty. You can use these moderating influences to strike a balance in the world around you. Remember, though, that this Leveling will not come about through an arrogant confiscation of excess, but through subtler persuasions. Modesty and moderation are the keys.

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>>17439948
I'm here to help you, anytime, as long as we're both winning

Michel
Male
Gemini
Brown skin, indian looking like Michael Jackson before surgery, medium/tall(between), big shoulders.
Location : France

Query: I feel depersonalized, how can I improve? Also a career reading if thats okay.

Scrying for people. I require a query and lewd image. Bonus points if it's yourself or someone you know.

>>17441869
blue board
>must be kept PG13

>>17439948
Farts always make me laugh.
Velveeta
Scorpio
Waxy
NJ
What happens for me next? Where will I end up?

>>17441870
Didn't stop querents earlier.
Let the mods do what they want. My requirements remain the same.

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>>17441869

will i leave this shitty job soon?

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>>17441869
this is me, its lewd because laziness is a sin

my query is: should I continue on my current path, or abort and take a vow of chastity?

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>>17441869

Eh, what do you see with the girl J.F.? What should I do there

>>17441880
You will if something drastic occurs. Otherwise you won't find the motivation. >>17441881
Sorry pal, not good enough. Post something better or no cigar. Equal exchange.

>>17441884
Seems as though she's caught up in something financial right now, probably regarding family or close friends. Give her space.

>>17441862
Both of your questions are addressed throughout the reading:


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram "Worrying the Tiger":

Heaven shines down on the Marsh which reflects it back imperfectly:
Though the Superior Man carefully discriminates between high and low, and acts in accord with the flow of the Tao, there are still situations where a risk must be taken.

You tread upon the tail of the tiger. Not perceiving you as a threat, the startled tiger does not bite. Success.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You have reached a perilous point in your journey. This is a real gamble -- not a maneuver, not a calculated risk. The outcome is uncertain. If it goes as you hope, you will gain -- but if it turns against you it will cause serious injury, at least to your plans. The best track is extreme caution and a healthy respect for the danger involved.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

At your journey's end, look back and examine the path you chose. If you find no causes for shame, only good works that make you shine, you may take this as an omen of the certainty of great reward.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Limitations":

Waters difficult to keep within the Lake's banks:
The Superior Person examines the nature of virtue and makes himself a standard that can be followed.

Self-discipline brings success; but restraints too binding bring self-defeat.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Cultivating the proper disciplines and the proper degree of discipline are the concerns of this hexagram. By limiting options, you may give more attention to priorities. One who is all over the map is no less lost than one without a map. Avoid asceticism, however. Deprivation is not wise discipline. The key here is regulation, not restriction.

>>17441853
>>17441833 here!

Whoa, great reading! Many Thanks, I Ching master! My co worker and I are very grateful!

I'm firing a cannon of good energies to you! Peace, friend!

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>>17441885
ok have a vintage lewdness then

>>17441892

That's fine. She doesn't think ill because of the drama?

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>>17441869
Fuck it, I'll take a future love reading for giggles. Thanks

>>17441872
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Baltimization":

Stone meets flesh:
Though sensual, it is an industrial process. You will be unconscious for some of it. You will be sore for all of it.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Your cylindrical facilities are rejuvenated. You emerge shinier.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

How can she slap?
This deli tray is unacceptable.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Florida":

Flat land meets water:
Nothing good can come of any of this. Trapped between scorching sun and horrible people, not even the process of baltimization can help you.


SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Run screaming toward the nearest living thing and kill it before it does the same to you. Get to anywhere else immediately, or strongly consider self-defenestration.

>>17441899
Keep on your current path. Reward follows. Shame you didn't post yourself; you seem to have a nice ass. >>17441901
Nothing about it was seen, so it's probably not on her mind.

>>17441902
Focus on your material and wealth issues right now. Romance is long down the road.

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>>17441911
sorry m8 I'm on a modesty kick these days

nice get and thanks for the reading!!! I'm so excited!

>>17441896
You're very welcome!

Thank you very much! I'm firing mind-bullets of joy and success to you and your coworker! *pchew*pchew*pchew!*

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>>17441869
hey, Do me and D still have a future together?

>>17441928
Not likely.

>>17441911

Hmm not sure im so confident, but thank you that's somewhat reassuring

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>>17441869
query: how long till I get pregnant? tell me about future children?

>>17441885

but i'm already motivated, that's why i'm looking for other things

>>17441933
Damn. Nice spooky tits, if yours. You will be pregnant in several years; twins will occur. Perhaps not the first time, but eventually.
Mostly, if not all, will be boys. Any girls will be headstrong.

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>>17441869
Can I get a love reading?

>>17441934
You're too frightened to leave though. >>17441948
Nah. Too tired of love readings to do one in exchange for a dumb stock pic.

>>17441953

wat? if i was scared i would stay, i'm wanting out

>>17441917
Hah, looks like I'm doing it right. Out of curiosity, what did you see?

>>17439948
Go get 'em, tiger!
Barry
Male
Taurus
Tall
Lunch reading

>>17441959
No, I'm saying you have no safety net. Thus you won't jump. You aren't scared of heights; you're scared of falling, so to speak.

>>17441964
I saw coins and pennies, falling down a heart shaped well. It was bottomless.

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>>17441869
Can I get a financial reading or how to get my money right and such? I'm starting a new a career, and I'm trying to make sure I'm successful.

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>>17441869
Love reding if you still up to it

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>>17441947
How old do you think I will be Sed? Several years sounds a bit far off :(

>>17441974
For that image, I definitely am.

The one you're looking for will be hard to get. Pursue her long term or seek elsewhere.

>>17441966
The first part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Fries":

Salty and greasy. Like your skin.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Eat healthier, and wash/change your pillowcase regularly with your other laundry. Or at least put down a fresh, clean towel each night.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Beep boop. Who brought the goop?


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Sammich":

Its layers are like your metaphysical being: soft on the outside, meaty and crunchy on the inside.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are what you eat!

>>17441977
Within the next three, to be specific. I can recommend runes to draw on yourself if you need aid in fertility, but I'd require a source on those gifs.

>>17441972
still taking queries?

>>17441984
Yes. But I require a nude image of a woman, preferably the querent or someone they know, and a query.

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>>17441869
Whats in store for me this march? Love life wise

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>>17441978
Oh that i know, and how i know... But the day was too long and the spirit is way too crushed for me to think about it right now. Mind if i ask you see anything/anyone else? If you not up to, thank you for the reading, have a good night and have another pic, dude.

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>>17441983
source is my webcam.

within next three years? :( tell me how old I will be when I get pregnant please?

>>17441869
How expansive a reading could I get for a suggestive picture a young university professor once sent me?

>>17441996
Alright, giving an exact age will be difficult. Post a gif of the ass and pussy if you will, and I'll make a deal for that.

>>17441995
I didn't. I'm sorry.
>>17441998
The effectiveness of my readings depends on how much I like the picture. Not shitting you.

>>17442010
I'm asking age because I want to verify your reading. unless you can tell me an age that makes sense I'm done here.

>>17442022
Sure. I understand completely. I'll throw in the age you appeared to be in my vision, and then you can pay me back if you want.
The numbers that appeared to me were 22, 23, and 24. Anything more specific would require me to delve deeper and interact with a spirit, which is particularly draining. Hence my asking for another.

>>17442014
That's ok. Thanks for trying tho.

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>>17442033
well I'm nearly 30 so never mind. have some spooky tits for your trouble.

>>17442033
You're 27.

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>>17442041
I like your style.

>>17442041
Well, if it makes you feel better I'd knock you up myself if I could.

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>>17442041
Nice

>>17442041
bitch you better get hopping
get off your bc and find some sperm

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>>17439939
Chironymous here, doing I-Ching readings for you all before I pass out:

I just need positive input*** to heal my wounds so that I may help others... and as much of the following as you're comfortable giving me:

***Post something friendly, cheerful, helpful, upbeat, encouraging, caring, positive, or the like
*Name/nickname
*Gender
*Sign
*Description of yourself
*Locationish
*Query

>>17439939
How can I divinate the lottery numbers?

>>17442109
I pray everything is well soon

Jatt
Male
Sagitarrius
Slim, athletic, brown, unibrow,
USA
Where does my spiritual journey go?

>>17442119
Thyme Travel

>>17442109
Good vibes your way based Chiro
John
male
Aquarius
age 23, soldier, dark hair/eyes pale skin, serious
Iraq, live in Washington, home is California
About to marry my longtime girlfriend, how do you see that going?

>>17442109

"Love is all you need", specially for your healing!

Asana (nickname)
Female
Leo
Cheerful, extroverted, optimistic
Mexico city

I am in this new job that is driving me crazy, I just realize I need to leave it so I can reestablish my balance, but I have some doubts as in changing the role and maybe accepting to do something different or something. I don't care about the money, but I need them to respect my time...

Do I need to leave or only readjust?

>>17442129
Thank you, fellow centaur.


Your reading reveals a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Expansion":

Whirlwinds and Thunder:
When the Superior Person encounters saintly behavior, he adopts it; when he encounters a fault within, he transforms it.

Progress in every endeavor.
You may cross to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

Get ready to ride a tide of accelerated growth toward self-actualization. A joyful awareness of the best within you, coupled with an acceptance of your Shadow, will provide a greater repertoire, a much bolder vision, and new depth and clarity that will compel you to expand your horizons.

>>17442139
Thanks!


Your reading reveals a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Contemplation":

The gentle Wind roams the Earth:
The Superior Person expands his sphere of influence as he expands his awareness. Deeply devoted to his pursuit of clarity and wisdom, he is unconscious of the inspiring, positive example he is setting for others to emulate.

You have cleansed yourself; now stand ready to make your humble, devout offering.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The situation marks a rising to new heights.
As you climb for a better view of the panorama, you make yourself more conspicuous to those below. This hexagram is also known as the Watchtower, because the shape formed by its lines resembles the ancient guardposts manned by Chinese soldiers. These towers were placed on mountainsides to give a better vantage point. To those below, the watchtowers served as landmarks to help them find their way. The quality of your search for clarity in this situation serves as such a guidepost for others along the Way.

>>17442109
https://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ my go to happy song

Sean, people call me Grizz
Aries
Average height, broad, athletic
Southern California
Big hockey game tonight, how is it going to go?

>>17442140
Thanks. I hope for it.


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Upward Mobility":

Beneath the Soil, the Seedling pushes upward toward the light:
To preserve his integrity, the Superior Person contents himself with small gains that eventually lead to great accomplishment.

Supreme Success.
Have no doubts.
Seek guidance from someone you respect.
A constant move toward greater clarity will bring reward.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are progressing, rising inch-by-inch toward certain success. What makes this assured is your refusal to tilt headlong toward your goal, slamming into obstacles and going mad with frustration. You have a clear map before you of the steps necessary to reach your objective. With faithful patience and a careful conservation of personal energy and resources, you will run this long, slow distance.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Even a small offering is appreciated, if it is sincere.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Grace":

Fire illuminates the base of the Mountain:
The Superior Person realizes he has not the wisdom to move the course of the world, except by attending to each day's affairs as they come.

Success in small matters.
This is a good time to begin something.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

The emphasis now is on form, not function -- on the sizzle and not the steak. The environment around you is not one of depth, and you are appreciated now for your image, not your essence. You perfectly fill a role, and no one is seeing the genuine you. Still, you are being listened to and watched. Use this influence to further your goals as much as possible. Even if you don't feel understood, you can perhaps connect with a few isolated hearts. Relax and enjoy the attention.

>>17442159
Thanks! I haven't seen Life of Brian in forever!

That question sure is a new one! Let's see what the reading has to say...


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Calculated Waiting":

Deep Waters in the Heavens:
Thunderclouds approaching from the West, but no rain yet. The Superior Person nourishes himself and remains of good cheer to condition himself for the moment of truth.

Great Success if you sincerely keep to your course.
You may cross to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You must now endure this Dangling -- either a carrot before your nose, or a sword above your head. This strange mix of apprehension and anticipation is a Purgatory. There is nothing more you can do to affect the outcome.
You must now submit to the Fates.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

You smile and join in the banquet, relaxing and gaining perspective, yet vigilant and prepared for the next onslaught. Such genuine grace under pressure ensures victory and good fortune.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Eclipsing the Light":

Warmth and Light are swallowed by Deep Darkness:
The Superior Person shows his brilliance by keeping it veiled among the masses.

Stay true to your course, despite the visible obstacles ahead.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This time calls for a saintly effort to turn the other cheek. You have been deliberately injured. Going blow-for-blow will only escalate this war. Abstain from vengeance. Show all watching that you are above it. Sidestep your aggressor's headlong charge, giving him the opportunity to fall on his face.

>>17442109
Don't get ate!
Chad
Pisces
C.H.U.D.
Underground
What will next weekend be like?

>>17442204
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Intoxication":

You have ingested a large amount of PCP. Your thoughts are muddled, but you feel good. Really good. But you get hot and take off your clothes.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You're really high and don't realize it in any capacity other than the intense euphoria as you commit naked violent destruction throughout the neighborhood.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Slam your cock in the fridge.


The final part of your reading reveals the hexagram for "Rampage":

You push your way through the screen door of a random house and make an absolute mess of their living room, kitchen, and bathroom. A small child hides whimpering in the closet. You wander out into the neighborhood.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

A friendly but confused neighbor walking by stops to ask if you're alright. You bellow unintelligably at him with enthusiasm and excitement. That's right. You're about to steal someone's stuff. Knock them down and take everything you can.

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>>17442109
Here's a picture of the ocean I took. I'm happiest near water. I hope it works for you.
Whit will work
Female
Cancer
Short, blonde, fair
Southern US
I'm about to make a huge life decision, and I'd like to know if I'm making the right choice. Will I be happy? That's really all that matters

Thank you for all you've done in the thread so far

>>17442109
ure handsome, smart, beautiful, and funny.

name: Ornacia Pure
>gender tranny
>sign scorpio
> nice ass nice hair small dick
>south side of canada

I'm thirsty as fuck what should I do to get some sex?

>>17442224
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Attraction":

The joyous Lake is cradled by the tranquil Mountain:
The Superior Person takes great satisfaction in encouraging others along their journey. He draws them to him with his welcoming nature and genuine interest.

Supreme success.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

There is no greater natural law in the Cosmos than Attraction. From the magnetic pull of an atom's nucleus to the centrifugal force that spirals a galaxy, the face of the universe is shaped by Attraction. On a human scale, it is Attraction that fuels procreation and furthers our species. Yet it is also Attraction that spawns greed and covetousness, threatening our extinction. Attraction is the underlying force of the situation in question. You are refined or debased by the objects of your desire. What gravitational pull are you now under? Around what sphere of influence do you circle? Can you use your own ability to attract?


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

A wagging tongue and working jaws.
All sound and fury signifying nothing.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Social Mechanism":

Heaven reflects the Flame of clarity:
The Superior Person analyzes the various levels and working parts of the social structure, and uses them to advantage.

Success if you keep to your course.
You may cross to the far shore.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

This is a matter of Positioning -- not only yourself, but others as well. There are niches to be filled, potentials to be realized, right livelihoods to be found. You are not building a new organization, but shoring up an existing infrastructure. It's worth the effort, because it will provide union, community, and an ironclad alliance.

>>17442181
Thank you so much dude... This is so relevant it is eerie but in a good way

>>17442109
>http://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074

Sometimes i don't know if you're a smart feller, or a fart smeller.

Machete
Male
Aquarius
Tall, pudgy, white, 30
PNW
Will I get out of this slump naturally, or do i need a big change?
Will chaos spill into the US this summer?

>>17442241
This is so unbelievably relevant. Thank you, you're beautiful and I hope your mornings are gentle and filled with sunlight.

>>17442225
>ure handsome, smart, beautiful, and funny.
Although I agree with you, these factors are not helping me at this time... but thank you for saying so!


The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Grindr":

You will find lust at first site.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

Another option if you're into danger...


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Backpage":

You're about to have some sketchy public restroom sex. Don't get STDs or arrested!

>>17442244
No problem! You're very welcome!

>>17442266
:(

>>17442251
If this is about the joke readings, the querents for them aren't real people, and it's all in the name of fun/art... and gives me something to do between queries. Real people get real readings.


I will answer your first question in this post, and the second question in a followup post.


The reading reveals a single, definitive hexagram! It is the hexagram for "Return":

Thunder regenerates deep within Earth's womb:
Sage rulers recognized that the end of Earth's seasonal cycle was also the starting point of a new year and a time for dormancy. They closed the passes at the Solstice to enforce a rest from commerce and activity. The ruler himself did not travel.

You have passed this way before but you are not regressing. This is progress, for the cycle now repeats itself, and this time you are aware that it truly is a cycle. The return of old familiars is welcome. You can be as sure of this cycle as you are that seven days bring the start of a new week. Use this dormancy phase to plan which direction you will grow.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are about to experience a rebirth -- about to be given another chance, a new lease on life. You have persevered, gone the distance through an entire cycle -- through the Spring of hope or new passion, through a Summer of growth and building, only to be sacrificed like the archetypal Harvest King at the Autumn reaping. You lie dormant like seed beneath Winter snows now, healing and absorbing new energies in preparation for the new young Spring coming shortly to your life.

>>17442251
>>17442297
The first part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Worrying the Tiger":

Heaven shines down on the Marsh which reflects it back imperfectly:
Though the Superior Man carefully discriminates between high and low, and acts in accord with the flow of the Tao, there are still situations where a risk must be taken.

You tread upon the tail of the tiger.
Not perceiving you as a threat, the startled tiger does not bite.
Success.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You have reached a perilous point in your journey. This is a real gamble -- not a maneuver, not a calculated risk. The outcome is uncertain. If it goes as you hope, you will gain -- but if it turns against you it will cause serious injury, at least to your plans. The best track is extreme caution and a healthy respect for the danger involved.


TEXT TO CONSIDER:

A one-eyed man may still see, a lame man may still walk, but it takes every resource to circumvent the tiger.
When this tiger is stepped on he bites.
Only a warrior supremely loyal to his cause would enter a battle he knows he hasn't the resources to survive.


The final part of the reading reveals the hexagram for "Compulsion":

A playful Zephyr dances and delights beneath indulgent Heaven:
A Prince who shouts orders but will not walk among his people may as well try to command the four winds.

A strong, addictive temptation, much more dangerous than it seems.

SITUATION ANALYSIS:

You are ignoring a clear and present danger to your well-being. If this threat emanated from a heavy-handed oppressor, you would see it coming. But this danger comes to you in the form of a seduction, an amusement, a diversion, an indulgence that is eating away at the fiber of your secure little world. You are too cocksure. You underestimate the tribute this dalliance will demand.

>>17442266
hows about a love reading then

>>17442265
You're very welcome! Thank you so much!

>>17442297
Ah, no. I just thought i'd throw a dad joke in there for good measure.

Also, thanks dude. It certainly does seem like a cycle.

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>>17441869
This is as lewd as I'll go on 4chan

Will I forever be KV? I want a bf one day desu