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>>17429014
lmao if he's cheating on you just leave his ass...

>>17429013
Gonna get in early. If any readers would be kind enough to read me I would very thankful.

Zion
Taurus
Green eyes

What should I do to find the person I'm looking for?

>>17429021
I can't just call him out on it!!! :( what if he isn't and Cheswicks just fucking with me ???

>>17429025
That's always a realistic possibility.

>>17429030
MAN WHAT THE FUCK

>>17429025
she has no gain in doing that so no

>>17429035
Exactly I'm not just going to leave him cuz of a div thread but streaks in hair and paints wtf wtf wtf ughhhhhh

>>17429025
i can ask my cards if you want

>>17429043

please do before that anon has a stroke

>>17429043
Ah I dunno :((( it's just that part of the reason I wanted to see him and surprise him was cause I "missed" him but if this shit is legit I don't know what to think... I'm actually fucking disgusted if anything. Like, the thought of it just hurts :/

>>17429043
Even if she doesn't want, the rest of us need to know.

>>17429053
Wait until a reader says he's in bed with another woman and make sure to time your visit to catch him.

>>17429051
I'll give the bitch he's sleeping with a stroke if this shit is legit. Like the chick I met was so nonchalant I never would have guessed they hooked up once. Fucking gross

>>17429040

Are you still on that shit? Jeeze

>>17429056
I can't just hop a plane and catch him :/ I live in the states he's in canada

I wasn't fucking expecting any of this... I feel like it's all a big joke desu

>>17429068
Wtf lol I didnt mean to type "desu" hahaha but I'm really, really fucking curious right now

>>17429065
I'm also a Canadian.

Which readers are taking queries right now?

>>17429078
I will for pictures of real life Huey emmerich

>>17429073
This is the last question I'll ask... is he with more than one woman? Years before he met me, he was a player, but i thought with time he would mature and change his old ways.... we've been together 10 months. I sincerely hope he wasn't lying. I'm so sad and so worried right now because if he's lying, then I'm gonna be so fucking upset.

>>17429063
Well what am I supposed to think!

>>17429083
>I'm having a long distance relationship with a guy I consider to be an "ex player"

you need to listen to me and not this freak youre talking to on here.

the guy is cheating on you just based on common sense. i would be. any guy would be. unless youre like a 10, which you arent, because girls in long distance relationships are usually fat, ugly, or messed up in some way

>>17429086
We're both busy with work and that's what keeps us apart.

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>>17429079
Yo, cheswick. Good to see that you're still up and about.

Could you answer my question please?

>>17429023

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>>17429079
I apologize, I failed you.

>>17429085

you're supposed to act like a rational human being and not have a mental breakdown over a reading you received from some stranger on the internet. have some common sense.

>>17429085
i got a yes from the cards sry breh

>>17429083
You will just move on. You say your upset but why, your not fucking him on a daily basis.
So it's made up attachment. Like crushing on a movie star.

Go get a cake slice

>>17429094
Given his history and Cheswicks supposed insight, I'm just curious... lol I'll talk to him about it when I see him next. To see his reaction... k I'm done with this. Thanks Cheswick none the less... but Dann if it doesn't fucking hurt :(

>>17429091
Which one.. this looks nice
You have a nice life path.

>>17429098
Wtf what did the cards say? 3 of swords or something? Ugh you guys i never should have asked

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>>17429106
The one that I want and should love.

>You have a nice life path.
In what ways, if you're willing to answer?

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>>17429079
>>17429079
>>17429079
The next time I see my crush; are they going to ask me out?

>>17429101
I'm upset because he's my man and I love him, despite his faults... you said deep down he loves me too. I'm so worried and scared now though, even though I shouldn't be. I'm more sad and dejected than anything. Like this really hurts... oh my god :(

>Go get a cake slice
Lol excuse me inb4 4chan

>>17429107
9 of pentacles for if he is cheating on you.

>>17429118
What does that mean?

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>>17429092
I'm trying to find even remotely decent cosplays, but the seagull in me won't let me appreciate any. Should you find these offerings acceptable, my name is Ace, and I'd like to know what are my relationships prospects for this year. My heart has been empty for too long, and I miss at least being in love.

>>17429118
Thank you for doing a reading for me... hmm mm I looked into it and it's a guy that just keeps the woman as his friend... ughhhhh like a fucking string along

>>17429120
in yes/no it means yes

>>17429127
give me his facebook i will find out for you

>>17429133
Mannnnn :(

>>17429141
He's not on FB, Neither am I... it's OK :/ I'll figure it out... thank you guys for your help.

>>17429114
Next year I see it turning around but do you really think you can handle it. Saw nice street. What kinda tree do you have
>>>17429111
I don't think so I think you should try for spiritual growth like try for a succubus.
At least she will love you.
>>17429118
I play king of cups face down in attack mode and place the five of cups in defense mode.
>>17429122
I think your really should focus on money first before getting a girl. Or lower the standards physically.

But srsly does all the readers on x want to be with mundanes. I mean you should try for a occultist.

If you don't you're just going to get half love again.

>>17429147
what are you going to do if he is actually cheating on you

>>17429153
>I think your really should focus on money first before getting a girl. Or lower the standards physically.
I'm a girl, looking for a guy. Not sure that changes anything.

>>17429154
I don't know.... be really sad. Be really hurt. Be really disappointed. But I love him. I don't know :/

>>17429158
Hmm one of those souls.... Your soul appears male but turns out your a girl...

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>>17429153
Anything else you can tell me Cheswick? I'm contemplating legitimately talking to him about it when I see him next...

>>17429162
What exactly defines a male soul? I'm quite girly, IRL. I thought it was the name that caused the confusion.
And regarding
>I mean you should try for a occultist.
Just no. Tried a few. Worst relationships ever. I much rather the normies, just unfortunate that finding common interests isn't always easy.

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>>17429079
I'm a female/single/lonely. See any romance in my near future?

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>>17429079
Is the person I'm into also into me?

>>17429168
don't sleep with him again
he has gonorrhea

>>17429169
having more past lives as male, or your true self identify better as male...

as for girly in this life, one can throw themselves completely into the experiance

>>17429178
Excuse me ????

I will be grateful for any reading anyone is willing to give...whatever come to the reader is just fine

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>>17429079
Will Liam and I ever get back together?

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>>17429180
Does gender/sexual orientation change anything in your reading though? Or should money still be my first priority?
Also, I think I should be more clear. I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship. I'm looking for someone I could at least fall in love with, even if it doesn't go anywhere. Most people I meet feel too flat and uninteresting.

>>17429184
he got gonorrhea from one of them

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>>17429079
Do me and my boyfriend have a future together?

>>17429169
Probably just a last life soul tie.
>>17429175
No didn't see anything maybe next year. Or you could ask the next guy out instead of waiting.
>>17429168
Call him now srsly wake him up.

>>17429199
No fucking way!!!!!! Some shit I will fall for hut certainly not this

>>17429202
I can't do that! I'm not gonna wake him up and ask if he's cheating on me! I now kind of have a feeling you've been leading me on this entire time and now I'm all upset and worked up over nothing fml

>>17429206
Not that person, but you need to understand this isn't that illogical. Suppose he fucked a single other woman without the appropriate protection. Before him, this woman fucked someone else, maybe many someone elses, who fucked plenty of other someone elses themselves. Of course she could have given your boyfriend something.

>>17429195
I think your guides want you to save money a backpack across a country. That's why it will be a little while . You bored for the most part because your a older soul. And participated in the same conversation over and over.
I think you would be better off with a older guy.

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>>17429210
Why... I don't do that baby. I only try to help.

>>17429216
Can you at least tell me anything else about the girl??? I do know he met someone a few months ago but they're just "friends" but now I'm so worried wtf I don't want to be overbearing but now I'm paranoid as fuck

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>>17429079
My relationship is kind of difficult right now, the person I love always says that he's going to end up alone (in a way that I will or he will leave me) I want to know if it will work out

>>17429223
Agh i know I'm sorry :/ I just feel.... ughffyiizchlskgdfj my god I'm just worried... it's hard not to be, when your man isn't in front of you... I'll stop. I'm scared to ask him though because if this is baseless then he'll be upset that I would accuse him.. OK I'm just gonna forget about all this lol

>>17429216
I apologize, but I don't particularly feel this works. I have already traveled a lot, and would be completely unable to live off a backpack (too high-maintenance). And while I don't have a job, I have family money. Also, I've never even been remotely attracted to older guys, and the idea actually disgusts me a little. The oldest boy I dated was 3 years my senior.
I'm sorry for the negative feedback, but it just doesn't seem to make sense to me, at least not now.

>>17429229
I think you guys need counseling then .
I keep hearing you make me feel like a natural woman.
Weird do you think your failing because he talks this way. Maybe it's just his way of venting because of a shorty childhood

>>17429216
This sounds like me though!!!!!!

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>>17429079
Does pic related count? It's not even Huey but i guess they look alike?

Can i get a general reading?

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>>17429079
Can you describe the appearance of the person I will lose my virginity to?

>>17429240
Awe but you're never going to find anyone your own age that isn't boring.

>>17429250
Hey me too

>>17429251
I'm afraid you're quite right there :( Maybe I should give up. I rather die alone than dating someone older, it just seems wrong.

>>17429247
I think I see a black vehicle... And I think you should look flipping houses. Or doing woodwork.
I see a marriage proposal soon for someone close.
And I thought I saw someone coming who was redheaded
>>17429250
Younger. Lingerie.

>>17429258
Sounds like you're afraid to relinquish control, you should worry about your capability to make another person feel loved and let go of the need to have your superiority validated by a lover.

>>17429242
this sounds weird, he has a lot of problems in his family and with himself, but I don't understand why are you hearing that

>>17429233
You need to be able to communicate to the person you are in a relationship with, for without, it won't last. Don't accuse though. Just my opinion, but why are you so paranoid with what may or may not be true from a reading? You said you were even shaking. Paranoia can also indicate that you aren't being so faithful as well. Lastly, loving someone and being "in love" are two different feelings... which one do you feel?

>>17429279
It's just intriguing to me... in all honesty I just find it fun and interesting. But considering he has a shoddy past I'm just... I dunno. I shouldn't b saying too much on the ol 'net

>>17429279
It just wasn't the reading I was expecting

>>17429281
>>17429283
>shoddy past
>long distance
>two psychics have confirmed he's cheating
>an anon assumes he has gonorrhea
what makes you think he isnt cheating

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>>17429079

Thomas
Taurus
Green eyes

What should I expect in my near future?

>>17429287
>two psychics have confirmed he's cheating
>an anon assumes he has gonorrhea

Dat

>>17429281
Intriguing, fun and interesting? You almost sound like you are about to rip his balls off...
Just watch your mental state each time you hear potential details and know when to stop.

>>17429265
Could you expand on this? What makes you interpret me in such manner?

>>17429292
Hmmmmmm

>>17429275
Cause you need to fix it and this is beneficial
>>17429289
Huh I also have green eyes... What's your blood type....
Why do they want to talk about a important female?
There's a puppy you should get soon.

>>17429261
>>17429250
my gender is F. can you elaborate? i m straight

It seems I missed the new thread. Yet again, cold readings with absolutely no basis in anything. Ask me what you wish. I do not promise an accurate answer which may be based on reality or anything in regards of it. I promise nothing.

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>>17429079
>>17429302

What's my future husband like?

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>>17429302
>Can you describe the appearance of the person I will lose my virginity to?

Me too!!!!

>>17429305
Will I fall in love soon?

>>17429305
How will things go with the person I'm interested in currently?

>>17429305
What does my future job look like?

>>17429305
>Can you describe the appearance of the person I will lose my virginity to?

>>17429305
is >>17429168 boyfriend cheating on her

>>17429305
Will I ever be famous?

>>17429305
Same question as >>17429319

>>17429302
Sorry, I'm still confused about how feeling like a natural woman is going to help? I am female maybe that's what makes it sound weird

>>17429305
What will my future husband look like?

>>17429307
He goes bald.... I think it's ten yrs. Then the split happens . He's a orbiter >>17429312
Tiny bit overweight weird face. Nice personally though.

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>>17429305
I don't have a question but rather curious if you can just read for me without. If not I understand and thank you :).
May pass out but another thanks in advance.

>>17429330
No I keep hearing it from ghosts to tell you to meditate on it with your thoughts ...

>>17429333
so youre telling me he ugly

>>17429336
Hey discord I missed you.
How's your life going did you start photography yet.

>>17429342
Appearance is subjective anon. What if my weird is your hot

>>17429333
>Then the split happens

Who will initiate it?

>>17429302
A positive :)

>>17429338
oh, I will do. Thanks for the reading

>>17429349
older or younger?

>>17429314
You will fall in love if you wish. I would not suggest getting your hopes up though, or at least prepare yourself for disappointment of any kind.

>>17429316
Something will overwhelm and quite possibly split and break apart the entire thing in half. I would suggest not coming off too much onto them. Or yourself.

>>17429317
Unstable. You may let go of it at any given point simply because you're not holding onto it well enough, or you do not care enough. It may fall down, but at the same time it will still be something that you're going to be working in.

>>17429318
Brown skin. Something brown. Nothing more.

>>17429319
No.

>>17429321
A likely possibility, but it may not be world-wide famous.

>>17429332
Nothing special. White skin. Brown hair. Not a lively person. He may need to go outside a bit or take care of himself in regards of health.

>>17429336
A careful balance but filled with energy. Your own self can cause the balance to tip to either sides. Perhaps not entirely grounded too, but who knows.

>>17429354
Interesting that is unusual. Green eyes usually are rh negative.
I'm negative type o

I wanted to know cause the blood circles look different in my body.

I think things will pick up shortly after May. I see a new crush and I think I see Florida or some famous beach your at.
And who's was the guy that got a shirt for his birthday.

>>17429365
>>17429316
Thanks, anon. Much appreciated.

>>17429365
Will I be successful with my money?

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>>17429079
What will my future husband look like? That is, if I'm getting married at all?

>>17429371
I would also say that due to external influences it can also cause the coming onto. Something seems like it's being crushed, but I do not know whether it is you, the person, or the setting, or the situation.

>>17429373
Some success perhaps, but do not expect anything along the lines of incredulous riches or even riches.

>>17429365
"something brown" huh?

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>>17429367
can I get a love reading

>>17429365
I followed a tour last year, should I follow it again this year? What will happen if I do?

>>17429305
How comfortable/wealthy will my life be after I marry?

>>17429367
Huh, that is weird

Comparing to what?

A friend of mine

>>17429381
Brown skin. Either black or Indian. I am leaning towards the latter.

>>17429387
I do not think you will get anything out of it, and at the same time it may lead to you wondering just why was the case.

>>17429389
There will be a lot, but at the same time your vision will narrow down so that you would see a lot. A small part, but not the entire image. Wealthy? I do not think so.

>>17429365
I gave a gift to a friend.... told him to keep it but i dunno what he did with it?

>>17429393
Is it a man or woman that you're seeing?

>>17429395
He has a good hold on it and I do not think he's putting it away someplace any time soon.

>>17429395
Can you ask him about it tomorrow.

>>17429402
Awww haha thanks! I also did it in an attempt to hook up with him.... think it will happen one day? Ya I mean sex

>>17429393
>Wealthy? I do not think so.
Could I avoid poverty by not getting married?

>>17429403
No I don't want to seem desperate

>>17429400
Brown skin, no other descriptions. Somewhat smooth, so let's say a woman.

>>17429404
The opportunity will slip through your fingers. So no. Nothing of sort.

>>17429406
There will be something if you marry, but it won't mean that you're wealthy or poor or in the levels of poverty. Though marrying would be an optimal solution to that problem that you seem to have.

>>17429305
Should I keep writing about what I'm writing about?

>>17429412
>The opportunity will slip through your fingers. So no. Nothing of sort.

How?

>>17429412
Will I at least be in love with my husband?

>>17429412
But I'm a woman ....I ain't losing it to another chick, definitely not an Indian one.

This is such a weird div thread.

I'm having surgery done on my wrist in twelve hours and I'm terrified something might go wrong.

Will I be okay?

>>17429414
Keep going.

>>17429415
My example would be this. You have a square in front of you. You're looking at it like it's a triangle, but when you look at it on the side, it's a square, on in this case, a cube. You're missing an angle that's making the cube a cube and not a triangle. Change your perspective or something else, because you're obviously missing an important factor there.

>>17429417
I fear it may end up with you showing that you love him, but in reality, inside, there will be an entirely different case. I would suggest not marrying for money alone.

>>17429419
Then it would be a man with some nice and smooth skin. Even so, I'm torn between black or Indian. For all I know, it could be a very tan person. That's the gist I'm getting here. For certainty I can say that it's nobody who's white.

>>17429349
I've always found unattractive people to be really sexy so I guess that's a good thing...

>>17429305
How will this DXM trip go for me?

>>17429428
Follow ups okay? If so...

Do people genuinely enjoy what I write?

>>17429428
Maybe you're seeing me? I'm half white and very tan... unfortunately I'm only attracted to white guys... thanks for the reading tho :)

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>>17429428
>My example would be this. You have a square in front of you. You're looking at it like it's a triangle, but when you look at it on the side, it's a square, on in this case, a cube. You're missing an angle that's making the cube a cube and not a triangle. Change your perspective or something else, because you're obviously missing an important factor there.

>>17429428
>I would suggest not marrying for money alone.
I'm sorry to annoy you with so many questions. Does this mean I still have a chance of meeting someone I will be in love with? I honestly thought that would never happen again.

>>17429437
I'm going with "change your perspective" is what you should take away from this.

>>17429442
As in, I shouldn't try to hook up with him? Or I should do it in a way that's different from the way I "see"? I want that dick so bad anon ;_;

>>17429430
It will be quite a shaky experience, but I have to say that you should be careful and prepared to deal with any sort of aftereffects. Something to fall onto while you're recovering after the trip.

>>17429431
They seem to be interested, but there's a certain oddity about your writing that would put off a good amount of people at the same time. I would almost say that it feels like you are writing about one thing, then completely another, then third is also completely different. There is still interest in what you are doing.

>>17429437
Allegory. Change your perspective, because what you're seeing or thinking about the situation is fundamentally wrong.

>>17429439
I felt like my throat was cut with a blunt knife. Likely, but it will take a lot of changes in you to actually do that. Not any time soon if you go with this path.

>>17429444
I'm not the reader, but from what I'm gathering, you're going about it the wrong way. Change up your tactics.

>>17429446
>I felt like my throat was cut with a blunt knife
That's a more literal feeling than you imagine. I'm sorry for all of the questions. Thank you very much for your time.

>>17429446
>>17429448
Help me score some dick. What should do instead?

>>17429446
Thank you, traveler.

I guess I'm air querying? Nickname Sam, real name starts with K. I'm a Libra... I asked /div/ a question once and didn't listen and my reader was right, so, I learned from that experience. The person I would consider my soulmate and I broke up many months ago. I can't seem to find any inner closure. Is a second chance possible or was this it? Honestly I'll take whatever you want to tell me.

>>17429013
will we ever get another creepy col sanders? im not racist but the actual col sanders was white and i imagine him to be creepy. not some black guy whos just paid to do commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGl1LEvFq0g

>>17429422
If the risks that have been explained to you are low then you have no reason to worry about it really. But it's normal to be anxious before surgery.

>>17429452
A razor or a razor-sharp wire would be a closer representation, but it hurt. Force through the pain, for it will be a lighter feeling inside. You have my thoughts with you.

>>17429453
Do something then. Don't sit in one place. I am not sure how that will go for you in long-term. This goes for both that one dick that you have in mind and dick in general.

>>17429459
Far from being one. I am but someone with a lot of masks to spare.

>>17429468
>Do something then. Don't sit in one place. I am not sure how that will go for you in long-term. This goes for both that one dick that you have in mind and dick in general.

I don't want it in general I just want his! How does moving help? Move where? I'm so confus

>>17429461
Care to tell more about your past reading that came true?

>>17429468
Mask to spare?
What method of divination are you even using?

>>17429477
I asked if my soulmate would ever come to terms with someone being in my life, and when my reader said no I didn't take heed and it didn't end well. Not what ultimately caused our break up or anything, but I still feel a tremendous amount of guilt over it, and for not listening.

>>17429483
Don't feel bad. It's rational not to believe something like that, even if it was correct, y'know? You were being a rational person. Absolutely no reasons to feel bad about it.

Not listening to or communicating with your partner properly though may be a different story...

>>17429483
>believe someone is your soulmate
>fuck around with someone else
Come on, anon

>>17429487
We were in a sort of open relationship actually, I just wasn't communicating as well as I should have. It's hard to explain and I don't expect everyone to understand or approve but I learned lessons the hard way.

Speaking of soulmates...

>>17429380
>>17429316
Is the person I'm interested in my soulmate?

>>17429474
You're a dense one, aren't you? Fine, let me talk in a way that even you should understand.

You see that dick? You think about that dick? Go for it. Do whatever it takes to get it, ignoring every other dick around it and just focusing on that one particular. At the same time, you need to find inner peace before you're able to at the same time.

I have a feeling that no matter what I'll say, you're just going to be more confused. Here's something outside of the reading to give you some help: you need to calm down before you're able to get what you want. You know the person better and the situation than anyone from the outside, especially some random reader in /x/ of all the places. What does the person like? What does he want? Appeal to his desires and interests. Don't flare up. Observe. Be interested. Show interest. If he proves himself to be guided more by sexual desire, then you will have success. If his mindset is essentially ''discard bitches, acquire currency'' then good luck with that.

>>17429481
Here's one. I do not think I even do any sort of divination right now. They seem to think I do, I seem to think that I do, but who knows really?

>>17429489
>open relationship
>doesn't work out

What did you expect? It was bound to end sooner or later, and if you truly love someone or consider one to be a soulmate, then you will simply want to have them just for yourself and not see them in the arms of others.

>>17429495
Fair enough. Like I said, lessons learned the hard way.

>>17429494
No. To me, it's not the case. There's nothing but a mere interest.

>>17429495
Do you see me getting dat dick doe? And what do you mean calm down? Ahhhhggh. But your easy explanation did help my brain thing to understand

>>17429507
Thanks again, friend. No matter the accuracy, your readings are deliciously concise and fun to read.

>>17429508
>the day /x/ helped me get laid

>>17429508
I'm referencing your obvious excitement and how you express your almost insatiable urge to have this particular dick. Even so, no. I don't see you getting that dick. Hey, can't hurt to try though?

>>17429509
I'm keeping it short and simple and in turn, I lose out on a bit of accuracy. Even so, the gist is there.

>>17429515
That sucks... what do you see as the outcome between my cherished dick and I, at least?

>>17429515
Will cheswick ever stop talking a hot steaming crap on div

>>17429515
A general reading for my life, including love? Thank you!

>>17429522
Same outcome as before, but it may take a slower time to happen and it perhaps won't end as badly as if you went straight on to get that cherished dick of your dreams and desires.

>>17429544
Her interactions will probably change a bit if needs be or if she deems it fit, but no. No major changes or anything stopping any time soon.

>>17429550
Everything is going slow or at least everything will go slower, but it will be a steady movement either way. Nothing about love, it seems.

>>17429564
Dose chieswick have irritable bowel syndrome?

>>17429463
A reasonable answer.

I can go to sleep a little more comfortable now.

>>17429564
Can i get current situation reading and general for next few months?

>>17429564
OK I'm done thanks for the help, friend!

>>17429574
No.

>>17429579
Internal imbalance. Black and white. One side is heavier than the other, causing everything to tip heavily. I would suggest clearing your thoughts up a little or something along the lines of that. Your state will be the same for a while, it seems, even if you may address it. I find it difficult to explain it in easy words without the allegory, hmm...

Let's just go with internal imbalance that seems to be heavily influencing the external situation for now and in the future.

>>17429585
You would have to abandon your current perspective and look at the dick and yourself in a new light before you will be able to have a close and intimate relationship with them. It goes back to changing your perspective, but I am still unclear as to what exactly there is for you to change. I know far too little about the situation to say anything.

>>17429602
I don't know if you can find out, but what do you think it is that dick feels for me? The sexual tension between us is intenseeee

>>17429602
Any advice how to proceed with rebalancing myself?

>>17429611
No matter how I look at this, I just see eventual failure. One path is slower, another one is sudden and explosive, third one is a combination of slow, but yet explosive at the end. One discards a possibility, which in this case would be going for the dick without changing up a few things inside of yourself and how you treat the situation, but that will lead to degradation and eventual end. I'm shooting blind right now on this, I apologize.

>>17429616
I suppose there's something of a sexual note there, but actually getting anything good out of this would essentially take a lot of time and an approach that I'm not yet able to understand.

Look, no matter what I try to figure out of this, I see failure in one way or another.

>>17429626
How I see this in my eyes, it's along the lines of one side being too heavy and full, the black side, and the white one which is far too light and empty. You're putting too much into something, specifically the black side, and ignoring the opposite which is still related to it, being the white. I am not certain just how much this would apply, but avoid going for extremes or anything that requires an extreme or rash method. Be subjective with objectiveness, not focusing on just one thing alone. Any help?

>>17429639
Can you give me a stas reading as in abilitys ex. speed intellect or whatever

>>17429639
What can you tell me about my future?

>>17429656
People like you annoy me. Life is not an RPG where you can simply look at your stats or ask someone else to do it for you. Even so, do you not know your limits and the fact that you can simply improve upon a considerable amount of factors?

>>17429659
It would explain a thing or two then. Even so, I still see the same result, even if you return to this person after changing yourself to fit whatever mold you have in mind for yourself. A slow degradation, heaviness and the eventual crash and explosion.

In this case, I will simply say forget about it and just focus on yourself. This person will simply drag and wear you down instead of doing any sort of good.

>>17429668
I have the strangest sensation to smile, and I cannot explain why in the slightest. Besides that, it seems that you may be in luck or simply get lucky at one given point. What else... a growth of something big and eventual harvest. Something that you have been working on... working out, perhaps? Besides that, nothing bad. Luck, a smile or two, and certain things paying off in the long run.

>>17429639
K. Fair enough. I'll leave u alone now.

>>17429679
Is something supernatural following me

>>17429679
Thanks!

>>17429679
I'm going to pursue a career in adult caming. How do you see it going for me?

>>17429679
Ok I just wanted to see how I was holding up didn't mean to upset you.A reading on that without the stats then?

Hi may I get a reading on love and my future career? Is this girl im currently talking to worth pursuing?

It was fun, but I'm done.

>>17429682
No.

>>17429690
I do not see you achieving anything substantial any time soon, but do keep your eyes open for anything else that may or may not show up, even if it's outside of your field of interest.

>>17429691
Now that's more like it. How to explain this... my insides feel rock hard while I'm feeling pressure from the outside in form of heavy, dark water. I would say it's fine, but I would heavily suggest *no pun intended* to let go of some few things, mental or just some things off of your chest, or at least making absolute certainty you're alright in the health department.

>>17429702
Aw when will you be back?
>>17429700

>>17429702
Well you said I'm fine and that's all that matters to me,thanks

>>17429708
I'm always around, in one way or another. Alkonost may show up once or twice, but I would expect nothing more than that.

>>17429710
So be it.

>trusting a diviner on /x/ to tell you how you're doing
>not trusting yourself and observing yourself instead
>not going to a doctor to be absolutely certain

>>17429717
I see, Can you do a reading?

Doing a few tarot readings for you all. Give me your query and any relevant information and I'll see what I can do.

>>17429746
If I write this story about a certain supernatural entity, will I make it out unscathed?

>>17429749
Yes, it will be a valuable and rewarding task if you see it to completion. But you have a lot of fears related to it and you're probably in a somewhat isolated place in your life currently.

>>17429749
yes, because none of them are real you pisswit.

>>17429753
>>17429756

>on /x/
>/div/ thread
>trip
>literally remakes the same comment without his trip

You're fucking autistic. Please end yourself.

>>17429755
Thank you.

>>17429746
Well, guess I'm done with readings for the day then.

>>17429827
Hi are you still ITT?

>>17429997
I am but not doing readings right now.

>>17429346
Hey Cheswick :)
Long time no see. I do enjoy taking pictures of stuff n things but the pics don't always show what I see lol. How are you?

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What's going on, mother fuckers? For a limited time only, throwing some runes for you.

What I need to read you:
1. Your question
2. A simple, colored shape that you can totally jive with, something you can "feel" and put your energy into. Orange square, yellow beer bottle, purple triangle. If you do something too complicated, I am drunk and I will tell you to go fuck yourself.

As always, the future is not set in stone. What I read is simply the most likely conclusion based upon your current circumstances, outlook, and actions. Alteration of those variables will potentially result in a different outcome altogether. i.e. If you have a shitty reading, see what you might be able to alter about yourself or your current situation that may be advantageous to you.

As always, may the Gods be with you.

>>17430482
Sup Corvidae,
Silver star's the shape of choice (see it twinkle), my question is: Is my mentor lying to me?

I won't draw anything conclusive out of this, so don't worry, just curious to see what your runes have to say about this.

>>17430482

Hey drunk rune bro

Green rectangle

Will I ever get these debts paid off?

>>17430482
when will i get qt?
black lowecase lambda

>>17430482

will i find a new job soon?
pink star

>>17430501
How are you, my friend?

I cast Perthro in favor. This is indicative of some manner of secrecy, something esoteric, something hidden. It is likely that your mentor is hiding something from you.

>>17430482
Hello, m8

Male
Give me a love reading, please.

Dark sphere

>>17430482
Hey!

How is the future looking for me?
Yellow circle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnum_effect

>>17430509
I cast Dagaz merkstave, which is representative of one of two things: hopelessness, or completion. Looking at my runes, Berkano and Kenaz both lie in favor, equally spaced from the center. I would say that Dagaz is speaking of a completon, with Berkano and Kenaz representing a very bright and new future.

All will go well, my friend, and may they Gods be with you.

>>17430566
Awesome. Thank you

>>17430511
A lambda? Different. I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB. Let's see what the runes have to say, my friend.

I cast Hagalaz merkstave, and Isa in favor.
This pretty much a shitstorm of fuck you. Hagalaz represents hail, and Isa represents Ice. You ain't going anywhere with your qt3.14. Also, beware her attempts to manipulate you. There's a decent chance she'll fake interest, just to get something out of you. Fuck that bitch, yo.

I hope that the Gods provide you shelter and comfort in this time of need, my friend.

>>17430528
Thank you!

>>17430564
http://meatspin.fr/

>>17430482
Will my ex-girlfriend stop harassing me?

Pink triangle

>>17430482
A large wine glass full of blue liquid with a nice hue like it fills the room its in also.
Have my crush (more like; am a platonic) ever thought of me? I'm male.

Dear friends/querents,

Please bare with me, I have to go and drop my rent check off. Additionally, doing a few readings for people in our chat (linked in the OP) before I hit the rest of you up. Hit up our IRC some time, we could always use new blood.

Will get the rest of the readings soon!

Sincerely,
Corvidae

>>17430606
well, i did not had a qt in mind
i was trying to get past my last crush

>>17430625
Well, in that case, probably never. Icy-cool should be your temperament. Cut it off like an infected foot.

>>17430482
Hey lad, can you tell me what I need to change about myself or my life in order to pave the way for good things to start coming?

Reddish purplish triange.

>>17430625
probably never what?
what do i cut out? the crush?

Name
Question


Let's go!

>>17430650
>>17430634
misquote

>>17430651
Hi again!
Valentina
Can you tell me something I should know?

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>>17430651
Ayylmao
Will i be able to get into thtat summer research thing and travel?

>>17430651
Jas
What am i meant to do in life?

>>17430651
Will her health problems be inherited by the child(ren)?

I know it's a heavy question, so feel free to skip it.

>>17430661
Spring break trip planned? Be careful on it. I see you getting lost quite a bit.

>>17430664
Yep yep. I think so,

>>17430651
How my money looking in the future? You can call me Mike.

>>17430676
I'm visiting my family soon. You mean physically lost or emotionally/mentally?

>>17430673
I can't tell you that.

>>17430675
Probably not. I don't think so. Minus mental stuff. But that won't be until they get old.


>>17430681
You'll be making a bit more this spring. I see you having an opportunity to work outside for much of the season. Possibly starting your own business?

>>17430651
Sharon
Does my boyfriend and I have a future?

>>17430651
Eve
am I going on a date next week? If yes, where?

>>17430651
leah
appearance of next bf?

>>17430688
Well, yes. Just stop being clingy.


>>17430690
Yes.

I see a live acting play, or show. And what looks to be botanical gardens and stuff. Really pretty.

>>17430688
he is cheating on you

>>17430651
Do you do "spirit readings"? If so, I'd like one.
Name's Elisabeth

>>17430651
Hey Orion! I'd like to ask you a reading for a friend, is it possible?

Her name's Johanne

So basically she'd like to know about her seamstress career. She has this artistic side of it where she does gnarly costumes from pure scratch and on the other side she does reparations for people that need clothes or other stuff like curtains and such to repair.

She'd like to know if there is bound to have more jobs coming in, more money coming in or anything about it

Thanks!

>>17430704
Define spirit reading.


>>17430716
Like I told you, she needs to be more willing to part with her work, and sell her creations. Maybe even begin teaching her craft to mothers (hint hint)

But yes, she is going to have more business this summer.

>>17430687
>work outside
>starting own business
Egh, I just went insurance, so I don't know about that. I'm hoping for good money, though. Have a good one.

>>17430741
Not of the dead. Just ask if there's any message for me, if who I'm thinking about has something to say, s/he will. My communication skills are a bit lacking, so I like checking through others sometimes.

If you wanna pass this one, I'll understand.

>>17430741
Jas
General reading

>>17430651
Eve
What occupation will my future husband have?

>>17430741
Thanks but she told me to tell you that she can't sell her creations it's only for expositions for stories and fables such as Alice in Wonderland, little prince, dwarves and mythical creatures like dwarves

She tells me to ask you if you could visit her facebook so you could understand where she's coming from if you don't mind

Her page is "Johanne Ducharme artiste arts textiles"

Yes we're french(from Quebec)

She'd greatly appreciate it

>>17430741
By the way
>>17430747
This is not me

>>17430651
Eric
Will the upcoming job I have this summer be more enjoyable than previous?

Going to have to leave this with Orion and any other readers. Turns out, I drank waaaaaaaaay tooo much.

Sorry, folks. May the Gods go with you.

>>17430768
May you have fun dude! Have a good one!

>>17430687
Any mental stuff isn't so bad and can be easily managed... More or less. It's the physical that was casting a shadow over my thoughts.


Thank you kind friend.

I could provide a reading in return if you so desired one. If not, accept my gratitude.

>>17430778
I'll take one...on my future career.

>>17430792
Sure, let me get home to grab the stuff and I'll see what i can see.
Eta 1 hr.

>>17430651
Daniel

Can I get a reading on luck? I've been having terrible luck for the past few weeks and wanted to know if it would change.

>>17430762
uhh, why is she not in a theater troop making costumes? It satisfies all of her requirements, shes not selling her creations, shes selling her time, shes making "exposition" pieces for the actors, its fantastical costume work, and it would appear her stuff is perfect...

Tell her to apply with theaters around town to work in costuming, have her teach sewing on the side to mothers, tell her to keep making her more artistic pieces for herself. Everyone wins.

>>17430858
She's already been randomly called by Le Cirque du Soleil, got an interview and straight up called her back telling her they can't hire her because she's an independent worker; she does everything on her own and they work with teams and she didn't meet their expectations on this issue

>>17431023
she is aware there are other theater companies besides cirque du soleil right? That shouldnt stop her.

>>17429544
Who's this fag?
>>17429574
No but if your lucky I could shit in your mouth if you want .
>>17430079
I'm OK i wanna move to Russia.

>>17430792
>>17430852
I was dragged into an errand, my apology.
I'll do a bigger read to make up for it?
3 parts.

1. I have the uncanny feeling of having to do with security / mercenary work, but nothing... aggressive. Defensive almost. Having to do with resources, specifically. So perhaps a guard of some kind? Guard here can be vague, as a lawyer can be a guard as well, just a differing kind.

2. Scry: I began in a room, an empty room, with a table in the middle of it. An empty table. I walked through a door to get to the main door, and their was the main door, sitting on the other side of a hallway. Imagine a sun shining behind the door. Rays of light escaping from the frame in every which way. I opened the door and it was a visual clusterfuck. Not the contents though, just the lighting. You see, the sun was in the air, shining bright on the ground below, but the ground below was dark. As if it was a city of a plague, at night. The night and day ground and air served as a very pretty contrast.

I noticed some movement around the town, and thought it would be best to leave without being /really/ noticed. To me at least, this would indicate a working environment of... not exactly danger, but more importance, without being important. As in, if you're working in a resource area, to give the thing from earlier, that's important to people / things, without your role being life or death. The sun in the air means, to me, that no matter what may be happening on the ground around you, you'll have a good feeling about it. You will be able to see the sun despite the "dark" surroundings or... heaviness is perhaps the best terminology.

3. Nature of your current role/career: Queen of Cups
Nature of your future Career: 9w-strength
Something to watch out for, AVOID: 8c-indolence.
Something to watch for, HELPFUL: 2w-dominion
Influencing card 1, south: 2c-Love
Influencing card 2, north: Princess of Disks.

pastebin interpretation; post is too long.
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>>17430651

Sarah

when will I become confident with my identity and the labels I give myself?

>>17430651
Hi. Edgar. What does the future hold for me?

where is the girl whos bf is cheating on her

I want to do readings but querents make me wanna cry

You guys are right, trip fags are foul

>>17430651
André
When will I find love again? Otherwise where should I focus my energy?

>>17431095
what gods are real what arent

>>17431215
Fuck that was hilarious last night esp. When she didn't believe me.
>>17431217
Wtf

>>17431282
Are you reading cheswick?

Could you read me?

>>17431282
I could use a reading too if you get the chance

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>>17431362
I don't see any pictures with ur question.... I think I'm totally blocked.... Maybe next time

>>17431217
That was random, as well as kind of uncalled for, don't you think?

>>17431455
Hey cheswick, earlier you mentioned something about occult people finding other occult people to date. Why do you believe so?

>way long ago a guy foresaw me dating a redhead
>not a single redhead I've ever met has ever been into the occult

>>17430741

Did you give up on these for today? James asking for a general read and maybe on whether the redhead is trouble or not

>>17431455

Everyone is gonna bug you for readings now after last night

....still worth it

>>17431455
Cheswick, can you give a try to this one, if it can still be linked?
>>17428944

im sorry to throw in one of these, but, i'm at a loss and depressed because of it...

my name is Sara
I do not know how to handle a situation between Allen and I. What do?

>wasn't online for a while
>apparently chesswick made for an interesting thread

Dang, what did I miss?

>>17431557

Get a new man... speaking of which do you live in the midwest by chance?

>>17431576
>female is in a long distance relationship with an "ex-player"
>spirits tell Ches "hes cheating" and give some physical details of the other woman
>ches relays this information
>she freaks out at accuracy
>another reader confirms hes cheating
>someone else chimes in that he has gonnorhea
>everyone is surprised at the accuracy.

Not trolling, Ches is a great reader, just saying this one isn't like pulling the lottery numbers or something. Shitty people are shitty, what a scoop.

>>17431618
I always did like Cheswick, that sounds like a hell of a ride. Poor girl, she should endeavour to become a better judge of character.

>>17431626

Ah, that's a shame :/ you want to post a pic of yourself anyway? I'll return the favour

>>17431576
Some entertainment from based Chessu

>>17430651
Elizabeth, there's a guy I'm thinking about hooking up with, should I do it? Dry spell driving me insane

>>17431681
Any reason not to?

>>17430673
Hi Jas, I will try best to read you. The best I can do is see aspects you carry and you can figure out the specific details, I am only energy reader. Noone can really tell you 100% what you should do as this is on your higher self's part. From what I am getting, it seems you have creative quality and leader quality. There's a bit of victim in there as well. Victim meaning you have suffered for the sake of growth of someone else, whether it be a family or friend. Though it seems to have moved on from that. I see you leading yourself and others with courage and power. Interpret as you will, I must urge that you have great trust and love in yourself as you can be capable of wonderful changes to your life and others. Do not give in to fear and self doubt. I really wish you lots and luck and light.

>>17431684
Morals, I guess. I dont want to seem easy or cheap... but damn.

>>17431688

Sweet, can you do me too? James

Either a general read or info on my crush and if/how to proceed with her

>>17430651

Arthur

What will be the crowning event of my life in the year 2020?

>>17431693
I mean if it's a social issue like it might get around and cause problems, I get that.

But come on, honestly, there's nothing wrong with sleeping with people for the sake of it. As long as it's otherwise all fair game, you know, like you both just want to get laid or whatever.

It doesn't make you cheap or easy. It makes you a normal, grown woman who wants to have sex with someone you find attractive.

>>17431704
There's more to it than I care to talk about but that really made me feel better... thank you!!

>>17431704
I really like the way you think.

>>17431679

Why are you trying to stop a good thing?

>>17431704

I wish more women thought like that.

>>17430651
Nadya, future reading!

>>17431699
I can see these aspects: visionary,healer and leader. By healer, you send high vibrations to others to lift them up. Very intellectual. As for crush, I see a fawn. Fawns are gentle,cute and sweet but also vulnerable. Maybe they are small, maybe emotionally or physically. If handled with care, a very rewarding partner. I can see you two getting along fondly, but there seems to be some kind of block afterwards. Something arises and disrupts the future, maybe it can be resolved or not. Do best to fix it, do not fault yourself if it cannot be. As with proceeding, be calm, confident in self and patient. It's not something to be rushed or forced. It seems when you let things flow and be yourself, people take a liking to your company, as she will as well.

>>17431736
Wow! Can I get one too? Soml, general reading and info on my crush and how to proceed with them?

>>17431688

If you can:

Arthur

I would like a general reading of the year 2020 or as far forward as you can go.

I would like to know if my suspicions are confirmed in any way?

>>17431723
i'm sorry

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>>17431518
>I'm a redhead.... And into the occult as a necromancer....
>>17431576
Just me being right again . Oh but this time starring "gonnohrea"
>>17431667
Yeah I really thought last night was some quality original content tho.

>>17431736

Ah, yes very nice. Accurate overall. Any inkling as to what this block might be? I'm fairly committed to her at this point

>>17431759
cheswick do u have any proteges

>>17431759
I've been lurking you guys are hilarious and know nothing about my situation but hey people on the Internet love to giving gossip! I didn't call him out on it, but I need more info about the girl because I don't think he knows anyone who looks like that... is she new? Or do they have a "history" like that other chick I meant? And you said he had "two"??? Two fucking girls? If you're so accurate Cheswick help me out here. Are you sure the girl you're seeing isn't me??? I'm going to streak my hair blonde when it's long and I wanted to take up painting. I'm just suspicious of these redding and their "accuracy" and I'm not about to ruin my relationship over them just yet...

>>17431759

Not gonna lie if we lived in the same area I'd probably be all over you. But you're not so I have to chase women in the workplace instead

>>17431767

I wish to god I was that guy.

Uh seriously though, I've gotten negative readings from cheswick before and they turned out to be more like delayed jokes... but those were future readings, not current stuff. Yeah you're probably cucked

>>17431780
how accurate is cheswick

>>17431784
How does he do his readings? Scrying?

>>17431802
demons
can't you feel the energy from her readings, its pretty draining lol

>>17431784

That's the sort of question you should be asking your own inner voice. I understand your concern but you have to probe it out yourself.

Let's say it was right, what would you do differently?

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where da readers at?????

>>17431808

I actually find it energizing. I think those demons must like me or something.

...I just hope they're semi-honest concerning me lol

>>17431816

They like to talk more than read, hopefully they will get to us eventually.

Last time I had one done I waited all night for it

>>17431759
>staring gonnohrea
Damn...

As for the occult dating the occult, it's extremely hard to find like-minded people. Especially in this country. As far as my experience has been.

>>17431827
It depends on the reader, really.

>>17431830
He doesn't have gonnohrea oh my god!!!!

>>17431830

That's one of the reasons I'm having trouble even learning, let alone finding one to date. Closest type I run into are new-agers...

>>17431518
Not her, but I'm an occultist, and I can't date mundanes, as we don't feel on the same wavelength. I can barely be friends with mundanes at this point; I can't even fathom dating one.

>>17431830
>>17431841
Feels, I know them

>>17431827
Who did yours?

>>17431846

Yesterday I had a card reader that helped me with an inner demon, and now I've posted
>>17431743
In the hopes of denying what this demon has told me.

>>17431869
Well, good luck.

>>17431845

Ugg. I shit you not but chasing superficial girls helped unlocked some empath/clairvoyant tendencies in me. Now I get to feel every flash of excitement or pain from my interest while she continues to play retarded games, or I get to directly feel the insecurity she hides behind her sunny mask

Fun, huh?

>>17431876
>chasing superficial girls helped unlocked some empath/clairvoyant tendencies in me
It's likely because they served you in some way. While trying to figure them out, your unconscious made some calculations and connected some wires, so to speak.

>I get to feel every flash of excitement or pain from my interest while she continues to play retarded games, or I get to directly feel the insecurity she hides behind her sunny mask
Ah, some more familiar feels.

>>17431830
I find that most occultists are too special snowflake-y, and that makes them terrible dates.

who's reading now

>>17431890

That would make sense. But I have no idea how to continue expanding my awareness from there.

Oh right, we were talking about girls. Yeah what's the best way to bend the Cosmic Chain to get laid?

>>17431940
>Yeah what's the best way to bend the Cosmic Chain to get laid?

Not being a little bitch asking cardboard for advice would be a good place to start.

>>17431947
OHHHHHHH

>>17431940
>I have no idea how to continue expanding my awareness from there.
Disregard females, acquire occult gains

>Oh right, we were talking about girls.
Oh right, we were...

>Yeah what's the best way to bend the Cosmic Chain to get laid?
You could use alchemy to make your aura more attractive, or you could sacrifice to a love goddess. Or you could learn to read cards; bitches love having their cards read.

Or, you know, you could just lift and lrn2charm; that works better than magic.

>>17431947

Uh excuse me, but when I say I'll do anything, it means exactly that.

>>17431955
BV went anon?

Can someone do a reading for me and a guy I met?

>>17431955

Working on the latter two when I can. Aside from that I'm not sure what resources I'm supposed to be studying to learn to do the magic stuff. How do I tweak dat aura?

>>17431759
>cheswick's a redhead
hnng.

Next you'll be telling me you're in the southern US.

But I digress. Did you ever go into details as to how you started necromancy? I haven't heard of too many young people doing it, unless you're old, which carries its own stories I'd wager.

>>17432007
I wish I could help you, but I'm not entirely sure how I did it. I had assumed the magnetism was due largely to having sacrificed to Freyja for so many years until an alchemist told me I'd been doing alchemy for years without knowing it. Then again, there is always the genetic element to it. Different people are born as different energy types, and certain groups tend to be more magnetic than others. But that's a controversial topic, so I'd rather not get into it.

>>17431980
BV is the character I occasionally play online. BV is the batshit bard who is always merry and believes in laughing through tears; he's the same fictional character who sought to bail when it became too hard to be the silly bard, and came back only to help a friend. When I'm not up for it, I'm just anon, and I think I've done more readings anon than with my trip at this point.

>>17431830
Seconding this as far as things go.

Texas is home to many things. (sane) occultists are not one of them.

>sane
>occultists
I know.

>hard to find like-minded people
I think that's true in general for certain people regardless of interest though.

>>17432061
Doing any readings now mr anon? I need help with my future career and money situation

>>17432061

Ahh. I had an odd incident awhile back that made me feel an affinity toward Freyja. I did a little reading on her, did prayers and reflection, and burned some honey amber incense in her honor (that counts as offering honey, right?)

What would you sacrifice, and how? I think if I'm going to attempt to commune with ancient deities and archetypes I should be doing it more properly and potently.

>>17432061
>genetic component to the occult and energy
>not getting into it
pls. pls do.

>>17431557

A blowjob will suffice more than whatever roleplaying answers you get. Trust me. Suck a cock and everyone wins

>>17432169

This. Seriously. A little catering goes a long way

>>17432169
Is that true? What's a blow job to a guy? Like of their girl just does it what do they think ??
>dating tips from /x/

>>17432197

>What's a blowjob to a guy?

Lol...

>>17431841
>>17431845
My brethren.
>>17431905
I know this feel all too well. The girl who got me interested in occultism was one such, but I was too white knight to realise.
>>17432070
Well said Mi....Mr Anon.