/x/, you're pretty far out there, so I'm curious:

that my life is only a simulated video game and none of you are real.

*believe

Santa.

My husband was kidnapped by the illuminati, then they put me in a coma and now they try and mess with me every day to make me feel crazy.

>>17407673
I'm on that line of thought as well, so which of us is an npc and which is the player?

>>17407667
Vampires, ghosts and demons are real along with various other monsters.

>>17407695

>Controlls all the world
>Supposebly Most powerfull organizasion on earth
>Uses it's power to mess with a mentally ill person on 4chan all day

>>17407701
well according to my belief, i am the player. do you remember anything from the real world?

>>17407707
Quit judging me!

>>17407695
holy fuck what. but i am your husband! do you need a facepic with timestamp?

This same thread for the tenth time in the fucking past three days make it stop!

>>17407712
>>17407695
wait nvm. i just realized that this is probably a troll.

that is exactly what happend to me lel. that guy probably just wants me to out myself so the mod can delete this thread and prevent legit discussion.

after my coma the whole world was different. i am now integrated to the grid. before my coma people would look at me strangely and tell me "you are so different" but after i woke up that changed all at once.

>>17407695
Electronic harassment. I T S A L L I N Y O U R H E A D

Saturn moon matrix. David icke is creepy. His look I mean

>>17407724

>after my coma the whole world was different.

How so?

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Phillip K Dick, The Invisibles and Gnostics were right about everything.

Our reality is something in between a penal colony and a torture chamber/slaughterhouse. It is controlled by beings who derive their sustenance from emotions/hormonal reactions in humans. This is the reason behind proliferation of pornography, violence and worshipping an elite class of divine kings that were substituted by celebrities. This is not "human nature" it is an engineered condition. Humans are not and never were apes. This is the reason why we are made to think with our emotions. The process was codified by John Dee and a channel to these beings was opened by Jack Parsons and L. Ron. Hubbard in 1947. Wilhelm Reich realized this later in life and died in government stockade for his research into orgone energy.

There is no salvation, but you’re not alone.

>>17407712
>>17407716
You are illuminati trying to mess with me!
Just leave me alone man!

>>17407742
physical objects behaved differently, and my cat looked different and my legs felt not like mine and people around me were suddenly all evil to me and i have problems with my consciousness now.

ww2 went out the wrong way. and that didnt happen because of "american heroism" or anything human in general. we are on our way to self destruction. and this is for the good of someone else

>>17407752

Start meditating.

>>17407757
i cant meditate anymore. my brain is being blocked from it. they surpress my frontal lobe.

>>17407763

"They"?

Just go outside in the nature, sit down, breathe deep and slowly from the belly and relax for 10 minutes, how can "they" block you from this?

>>17407752
How do you know these things that happen to me?
You have surveillance?

>>17407733
I T S Y O U R M O V E

>>17407779
no. it literally is impossible for me. they block my frontal lobe. when i try to use it i literally cant. this is not just my imagination man. i have legit brainproblems.

>>17407791
You think it might have been some of the medicine or something they gave you while you were in the coma, or do you think something is spiritually attacking you?

>>17407791

Who are "they"? And I don't believe you cant use your frontal lobe, since you can write english.

If you have a medical condition you should go see a doctor, if you have psychological problems then maybe a psychologist?

And I still don't understand why you wouldn't be able to sit down and breathe for 10 minutes in a relaxing enviroment?

>>17407805
no. they have technology to block certain regions in your brain. they can even send sickness into your stomach over a distance. that happend to me too. i have huge problems. no one wants to help me.

>>17407807
i cant meditate. the whole point of meditating is to activate certain regions in your brain. but that is impossible for me now.
and i have brain problems now like that i forget things while i am doing them and that i go to pee in the trashbin when i need to pee and stuff like that.
they did something to my brain.

>>17407807
This is what they told me to do, then the doctor tried to inject me with poison.

>>17407807
see this guy?

>>17407815
>>17407783
>>17407745
>>17407695

he is impersonating me. he is one of them.

>>17407784
Iluvu and everyone else here <3

I believe that I'm a skilled and capable person who is not being treated equitably by society.

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>>17407779
The Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLhnts9-oQ

>>17407814
If you think the problem is from some sort of technology, maybe something like magnets would help. If the device work by radio waves or something of the type, maybe you should get a very strong magnetic bracelet or necklace or anything really that would help disrupt these waves. Sleeping more and at least trying to meditate might help out just a little bit too.

>>17407820

What do you mean?

This thread is begining to disturb me, I have long suspected that /x/ is mostly filled with mentally ill people.

>>17407814

Do you mean they lobotomised you? Altered your brain physically or what? Can you please elaborate, start from the begining.

>>17407815

Pardon?

>>17407820
You fucking illuminati trying to pretend to be my husband.
You are evil!

>>17407840
they put me in a coma on may 20 2013 for 2 days and when i woke up everything was different. all the people around me were suddenly evil.

>>17407840
>/x/ is filled with mentally ill people
No shit. Almost everyone who comes into contact with "forbidden knowledge" goes crazy in one way or another.

>>17407847
That was the day I tried to commit suicide.

>>17407855
no, it was actually a few days later, impostor friend

>>17407854
this

>>17407847

Who put you in a coma? Doctors? Men in blacks? Jews? Aliens? Why and how did they do this?

Which people around you? Your family? Friends? Co workers? People in the streets?

I'm begining to suspect that you are either a troll or schizo when you refuse to answear my questions.

>>17407854

>Almost everyone who comes into contact with "forbidden knowledge"

Can you elaborate on this?

>>17407858
Say my name.

>>17407863
Heirs a troll, he is taking my story and twisting it to mess with me.

>>17407869

Am I a troll?

>>17407873
Maybe an agent.

>>17407877

I like the idea of me being a agent a bit more, but have always seen myself in the role of a spy, but I have to ask agent from which agency then?

Do you really think that you are so important that agents would be used to mess with you on 4chan?

I just tried to help you but you either trolling me or you are very mentally ill, you should consider telling a doctor or a psychiatrist what you have told me.

>>17407863
By forbidden knowledge, I mean either the typical /x/ stuff or stuff higher up than that.
I guess typical /x/ knowledge would be aliens, reptilians, basic magic, jewish bloodlines, spiritual entities, and general government conspiracies.
Higher up stuff would be reptilian underground bases, satanic energy leaches, advanced magic, god and satan, and "the council".
People who find out about this kind of stuff tend to lose it a bit but it's only natural. The higher up the information pyramid you go the easier it is to go mad.

itt: hanz shitposting and banevading

>>17407902
drugs, not even once

>>17407914
Yes, drugs are not really needed to expand your conscious or unconscious mind. Taking them might also drive you a bit further into madness depending on what kind you take and how much.

>>17407902

Well yeah, I know it's easy to lose grip on "reality" when researching obscure topics, but cant that be because there is noway verifying the information and if you try to explain it to someone they will actually think that you are insane?

I know by first hand that /pol/ can give you mild psychosis, /x/ can also fuck you up but that might be because it's not healthy to talk to schizos all day, especially if you don't even relize it.

>>17407975
I've researched extensively and verified all of the things I've listed there. You seem to be very critical of this stuff because you don't know much about it yourself.
You start to lose grip on your sanity because these things completely destroy the world you thought you knew.

believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

>>17407667
Breaking Bad isn't that good.

>>17407996
yep you are right! more you go down in the rabbit hole more you understand that you know nothing of this world

>>17407996

How did you verify what? And wouldn't it be a proved fact if you where able to verify it?

And I don't understand why you pass me of as critical since I have a childs love for those things, but I have to be critical so I don't get carried away. And I don't think it's to much to ask for some evidence before accepting something as a truth or a fact?

>>17408019
Are you saying you want all the evidence I've ever come across for every single thing I've listed? Because that's a lot you're asking of me. I've spent years researching these things and if I'm getting all of that information in one place I might as well write a book about it while I'm at it. Or do you want evidence that learning paranormal stuff has an effect on your sanity?

>>17408046

>Are you saying you want all the evidence I've ever come across for every single thing I've listed?

No. What I asked was how one can verify the existence of, let's say a spiritual entity or reptilian underground bases? And if you have in fact verified this, then would it not then become a proven fact?

Don't be so deffensive man, I'm just curious, if you do infact have evidence for repitilians, aliens and stuff like that then of course I would be very happy to see it.

>>17407667

I believe there are other monsters in this world that are very good at hiding from humans. The unlucky humans are the ones that are never heard from again; caught by monsters.

>>17407743
>Our reality is something in between a penal colony and a torture chamber/slaughterhouse. It is controlled by beings who derive their sustenance from emotions/hormonal reactions in humans. This is the reason behind proliferation of pornography, violence and worshipping an elite class of divine kings that were substituted by celebrities. This is not "human nature" it is an engineered condition.
I could atleast sympathise with that, but everything that came after that was just shit.

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>>17408106

It's very haphazard and thrown together lore from YouTube schizos. The how's don't matter much, really. The essense of the my worldview is basically Gnosticism

>>17408118

>Century of The Self

Patrician conspiracy that's actually not a conspiracy coming through.

Potent green pill

>>17408082
Yes if you verify something then it becomes a proven fact. I'm not too sure why you're making a point of this.
If you want evidence of all of the things I have described, then it would probably be for the best if you went out and found that information for yourself. I'm not sure what effect thrusting you into this world would have, so I will allow you to gradually find out more and more information on your own. It is best to do things like this by slowly climbing up a ladder of information. Easy truths at the bottom, harder truths at the top. You will flow from the easier truths to the harder truths naturally. I also just don't feel like spoonfeeding.

>>17408137

>I also just don't feel like spoonfeeding.

So you mean evidence of reptilians, aliens and underground bases should be kept only for you because you don't like spoonfeeding? Or is it maybe because you don't have any evidence of this?

Your post really doesnt help much because you can't just "go out" and find information about aliens and other paranormal topics, mainly because there is, as I said before, very hard to verify this information to be true and not false, made up or disinformation.

I don't think you understand what the words like "evidence", "proven fact" and "verify" means, is english your first language?

>>17408153
It's not like I'm hoarding evidence and keeping it all for myself. Just go out and find it for yourself you fucking idiot. I'm not going to waste an entire hour of MY time just to convince some asshole of something he could have found out himself easily. I have nothing to prove to you. Do you think I sat on imageboards and begged for people to give me info? No, I went and found it for myself.
I understand what all those words mean. English is my first language and I'm pretty fluent in it. I also know what the words "spoon-feed", "dickhead", and "newfag" mean. Also, why are you even on /x/ if you don't seem to believe in or care about anything paranormal?

>>17407667
That reality as we know it is not what it seems to be. But what it is, I do not know.

Though I guess it is not that far fetched.

>>17408188

Calm down, I did not mean to insult you, but did I hit a sore spot?

How would it be wasting one hour of your time to provide evidence for things you claim to have researched and verified for yourself? Especially paranormal topics which the majority of people believe to be fairytales? Not saying that Im on of them, this is the second time you resort to personal insults and claiming that I don't have any interest in the paranormal just for calling you out on your bullshit and asking for evidence to back up your own claims, which I would be very, very interested in, since, as I said before, I "have a childs heart for the paranormal".

But what's wrong with your posts is that you tell me to "go out and find the information", go out where? My local library? youtube? Bing? Google? My local organized religious guy? And even if I found this information you are talking about, but fails to specify where or how to get it and even the nature of the information(is it in books? Do I actually have to search all of earths underground to find these bases or whats the deal?) it would still be litterly impossible to verify that the information would not be disinformation or just false, if you could not provide empirical evidence, which I would be happily surprised to see if someone could find emprical evidence for spritual entites for example.

Did you really just rage this hard just because I asked you for evidence that you claimed you had for something as revolutionary and ground breaking for humanity such as aliens? Then maybe you should go and talk to someone.

i believe in niggers

>>17407673
I wonder about this sometimes, but then I realise what a dangerous viewpoint this count be when you consider it's equally possible, if not more likely that life isn't a simulation. But why would you listen? I'm just another element of the simulation.

>>17408288
You are bringing about pointless controversy. I have already stated that I will not spoonfeed you because I don't have the time or energy, so I don't see what you're trying to get out of me. You type a long paragraph but yet you say nothing of any value. Neither of us have anything more to gain out of this conversation, so I will end it. If you wish to know more about the paranormal, either find out for yourself (which is much easier than you think. All I see you doing is a lot of complaining about how tough it is) or ask me very direct and clear questions with no offensive or condescending tone.
I will also ask again, why are you even on /x/ if you don't seem to believe in or care about anything paranormal? I can't teach a baby how to walk.

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>>17407667

I believe the internet now possesses a type of sentience and self-awareness and I believe that increasingly events in the modern world will be most efficiently understood in terms of motivated behaviour by that sentience.

>>17408424
*Has no evidence

>>17408424
Not that guy, but I find it more likely that you know your evidence is worthless garbage and you're too scared to post it because everybody will laugh at you

>>17408452
No it's because I don't want to waste two hours compiling it all for some random guy who can't even ask nicely. He hasn't even really told me what he wants. He just wants "evidence" for stuff.

>>17408448
Evidence of what?

>>17407695

wow grats no one got this ya'll are nubs wtf for shame /x/ for shame

>>17407704

where can i meet a sexy vampire then?

i have been chatting with this transylvanian dude named vlad but alas he says he is not a vampire =( he is pretty qt though, i'd probably let him fill my holes

>>17407854
>No shit. Almost everyone who comes into contact with "forbidden knowledge" goes crazy in one way or another.
I've never been able to figure it out, though. Is it the brains literal lack of ability to process the information or an outside influence tugging at strings to make others cautious of you? Because it almost seems like you're able grasp a lot of the info but the paranoia that sets in a short time later is astounding.

>>17408492
do you have a fucking problem?

>>17407701
>implying an npc has consciousness

The creation of America was a miracle made possible by aliens, and our current timeline is like a science project to them.

>>17407667
The fork at the end of the universe. Doesn't get any farther than that.

>>17407667

well ... can't seem to decide whether I actually fully believe this 100% or not but I have my days and it may make an ok story for the thread so here goes:

been broken up with this dude for awhile now whom I dated for more or less a year. he was a weirdo like me and things were great at first but then he got too weird.... he believed he was gangstalked which is yes, weird as fuck, but, he wasn't gangstalked by people but by demons. yeah. he also decided I was possessed by demons. mmk. anyways. we break up. i tell him i think he's fucking nuts. so after he's gone, living in another city apparently, i start to notice weird shit. like, gangstalking type stuff. am I going crazy? well, perhaps, or maybe buddy is trying to make me feel crazy for calling HIM crazy, right?! it's the perfect revenge.

I have caught myself lately thinking stuff like for example the business that moved in across the street from me actually isn't a legit business and it's only there to monitor me, or that this chick who keeps coming by my place for various reasons is actually installing little spying devices while I'm not looking(in my defense, she's new in town, I live in a small town and no one knows who the fuck she is nor what she does, no one has seen her before and she just shows up and idk, shits weird), etc. etc. your typical paranoid BS.

again, i have my days where I'm a lot more tinfoil hat-y than others, this probably means im not crazy, right? RIGHT?! idk

beyond that, I do believe that I've been contacted by aliens and even summoned UFO-type crafts myself. I have 2 friends who've witnessed this themselves.

I believe I can foretell the future via dreams but it's always weird useless shit.

I'm getting pretty good at AP, but the adventures I miss most are those I experienced with my pet rat. May she RIP <3

I also believe said rat was the closest thing to a soulmate that will ever exist for me, I suppose many ppl probably find that weird but whatever

>>17408508

nope. are you jealous that you are not desired? you seem sorta... bitchy

>>17408550
alright i just read what you wrote above, i thought you were trying to imitate me and make fun of me, but youre just a different crazy person.

>are you jealous that you are not desired?

im more desired than you thats for sure. but thats nothing to be proud of its actually annoying after awhile

>>17407814
dude what you have is some sort of paranoia, probably a hint of schizophrenia, along with
hypochondriasis.. its all inside ur head bro, and the refusal to take advice like sitting down in a relaxed enviroment tells me u kinda like feeling like a special little snowflake.. snap out of it bruh

>>17408594
This.
Meditation is not "about unlocking something".
Meditation is a state of being.

"In proper meditation you are meditated."

The notion that there is something to get comes from a mislead mind.
Probably drugs.

>>17408617
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think, we become.”- Guatama Buddha

Time isn't real. It's a manifestation of our minds to try and absorb as much of "everythingness" that we can, and it's flow is the parsing of data to package the information. Basically, our brains are a dvd player, but the universe is the DVD. The entire movie exists all at once on the disk, but the machine can only view parts of it.

God

>>17407667
The EUE known as EVE is GOD.
MIB

>>17407863
who put me in coma? paramedics. i tried suicide.

the electric universe theory

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>>17407667
There's something in the woods, behind the corner, around the alley, just out of sight. It is dark and terrible.

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>>17407975
>>17408019
>>17408082
>>17408153
>>17408288
>>17408448
>>17408452
Why do /sci/fags come here, again? They contribute absolutely nothing and are completely obnoxious. They come to /x/ and try to convince us that nothing paranormal has ever happened while they smugly tip their fedoras. What purpose do they think they're serving?

>>17408464
Then spend an hour summarizing it and make a new topic and make everyone believers.

If you have any evidence then we want to see it. Especially anything you can "verify" as that's exactly what we're here for.

We look, but what we find is often lies, and I suspect your claims to be exactly that.

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>>17410309
Are you fucking stupid or something

>>17410309
>do the work for me

>>17407743
Draconian rule is coming to its end secret earth govt syndicates will fall when the truth comes out, help is here the guardians have return to uphold the one true infinite creators vision.

So you can't prove anything then?

>>17407754
Very very wrong allies won the battle Nazi's won the war by infiltrating our military industrial complex amoung other programs ie nasa and completely fucking us over with this secret earth govt

>>17407891
>Do you really think that you are so important that agents would be used to mess with you on 4chan?
I'm not that anon, but yes, absolutely.

>>17410330
Real funny.

I'm saying that he doesn't have tangible evidence, and he's hiding behind "dun wanna spoonfeed."

If he does have something, then he's pretty fucking retarded if he only keeps it to himself.

If someone has come across real, "verified" proof of ANYTHING pertaining to this board, they don't have "more important things to do" than to ensure the world knows. He's just another fake fuck trying to make himself seem smart and important.

i've posted things which were read by my crush and she responded here without using her real name.

>>17410386
>do the work for me
Why are you even here.
Go away. We don't care.

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>>17410386
>they don't have "more important things to do" than to ensure the world knows.
Are you that guy? How would you know enough about his life and what's going on in it to know that he doesn't have better things to do?

He is clearly using the "101 fool proof diversionary tactics for tinfoils" handbook.

>>17410396
>posting on /x/
Clearly has much better things to do with his time, amirite?

>>17410404
He might.
Nobody wants to do anything for you because you're a cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

>>17410409
>I don't want to do anything because I don't have proof
FTFY

>>17410413
>Nobody wants to do anything for you because you're a cunt.
Don't fix what ain't broken. Why should anyone give you anything?

>>17410415
Why wouldn't you share proof?
Because you don't have it.

>>17410423
Why should I give you proof?

>>17410390
So real, tangible and verifiable proof is just as easy as "doing the work" and that everyone everywhere must do it themselves without hints? Golly gee, I better get right on finding these common, verified sources that everyone knows.

Fuck off.

>>17410396
The nigger is posting on /x/, he has time. He could have fucking said in the time he spent caressing his ego. Clearly, we must all follow his path of enlightenment and not share any information ever.

You sure are right, it is fucking plebbit in here since no one shares fucking sources.

I guess /I'm/ the insane one because I come from boards where we share fucking sources so we can work towards something instead of wallowing in obscurity. It's like you fucks enjoy being the most cancerous board.

>>17410425
Why not?
>hurr durr you have to earn dem sekrit knowledges

>>17410429
Not that anon, but the proof you seek would put me and my family in mortal peril.

>>17410434
Haha, so it is roleplay faggotry, I thought so.

>>17410434
Then why advertise that you have the proof in the first place, dummy?

>>17410426
>do the work for me
You acted like a complete dickhead. He didn't like you so he decided not to spend time spoonfeeding someone he didn't like. I know this because I am not autistic.
Go back to /sci/ you cancerous faggot.

>>17410429
Why should I give you proof? Give me a reason.

>>17407667
THE ORDER OF 9

>>17410443
I though it was the council of 13?

>>17410441
But you spent your time instead arguing like a 12 year old.

>>17410441
I don't expect you to give any proof, because I don't believe you have any.

That there's a secret society of men and women who hunt demons/monsters/witches/warlocks across the globe. And they live perfect toy normal lives outside of when they are called upon.

That the "wave X", y2K, 2012 and other end of the world scenarios have so far been attempts by outside forces to snuff out humanity and these people have won each time.

Proof? Zilch other than whispers, offhand comments that could be construed as clues, one green text story I can't find, and the fact that Hollywood refuses to let the idea take a break.

>>17410453
Give me a reason that I should give you proof.

>>17410448
What are you doing differently? You could be smoking weed with E.T. right now but you spent your time going into an autistic fit.

>>17410441
Nigger, this is my first post right here >>17410309

If that's enough to keep the faggot from sharing his big, earth shattering secrets to a group that would actually believe him, then he needs to grow some fucking skin.

He's made it clear he's a liar, and you, if you aren't just a samefag, are sperging out because people want to actually hear what proof he claims to have.

>Huurr muh sekrit documints, you gotta find 'em urself
You have fucking brain damage or spend far too much time on /r/autism if asking for proof of claims is too much. There's a thing we have in a civilized society known as the "burden of proof." This groundbreaking idea means that if you make a claim, you have to back it up.

>>17410459
I don't want your proof because you don't have any.

>>17410462
Why should anyone give proof to either of you? You're both un-likeable dickheads. I have government documents bookmarked/saved on my hard drive that I could link you to. It would take a millisecond to do so. It would be almost no effort what-so-ever. I'm not going to, though. You're an asshole.

>>17410464
Why would I give you any in the first place?

>>17410472
I can lie on the internet too, it helps me sound interesting. Maybe we should share our sekrit dokuments and tips on how to look cool on the internet over tea sometime.

>>17410478
It's a moot point, you can't because you don't have any.

There was no alien crash at roswell, it was the US military experimenting with Nazi tech or other such tech that would cause a major public backlash. Some civilian thought it was aliens. So the U.S. Military did a faux cover up to cover up the reality of what they were doing.

>>17410497
It was real in his mind, shitlord.

He's got infographs saved too, but he won't share with you meanies.

reptilians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBNLhn0EY8

>>17410495
>>17410497
Give me one reason why I should give you anything

Basically just entry level /pol/ stuff. The media is so bad here in Europe....

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>>17410495
>>17410497
>>17410503
This is approaching critical levels.

>>17407743
I also enjoy PKD but don't buy into L Ron garbage. You think Dick did?

>>17410507
You don't have anything to give.

>>17410507
Because >muh spoonfeeding isn't a legitimate reason to keep important information hidden.

But, that doesn't matter since you made it entirely clear that's you were just trying to look smart and insightful on a Taiwanese spearfishing instruction pamphlet rating council.

>>17410517
>>17410507
>>17410478
>>17410459
>>17410441
>>17410425
>>17410409
>>17410390
>>17410396
Talk about butthurt

>>17408131
Sauce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

>>17410526
I-I have proofs, but I don't wanna share with you meanies :(

You can't prove I don't have proof! Checkmate!

Ha! You're mad aren't you?!? I bet you are, you don't get to know who was really behind the planes that crashed into the illuminati's anti-reptilion headquarters!

>>17410521
Give me one reason I should give you anything.

>>17410522
>Because >muh spoonfeeding isn't a legitimate reason to keep important information hidden.
Yes it is. We don't like you, so we tell you to fuck off. We're not obliged to do anything for you. I don't give a fuck about you.

>Taiwanese spearfishing instruction pamphlet rating council.
Return to your homeland, Reddit.

>>17410535
You don't have anything to give.

>>17410526
>>17410534
>Give me one reason I should give you anything.

>>17410537
That's not a reason.

>>17410537
Not a reason tbpf senpai

>>17410535
I'm not asking you to give anything, I'm saying you don't have anything.
Do you understand the difference?

>>17410542
That's not a reason for me to give you anything.

>>17410543
It wasn't supposed to be.

>>17410535
>Return to your homeland, Reddit.
You're really caught on that, aren't you?

>Everyone I don't like is reddit

There's no "we" for you, either, samefag. You have nothing, you never had and never will have anything, but you're too invested to back down now.

Your pride and reputation on an anonymous soup-can label sharing board is far too valuable. You have to win this internet argument that you have information that you aren't willing to share!

Go Anon, you can do it! Show everyone how tough and smart you are, and how much secrete knowledge you have, but don't actually show any of that, or else you'll have actually lost. Surely nothing will go wrong!

>>17407914
Shrooms, acid, weed are all great. Fuck everything else

>>17410548
drugs are bad, mkay. :P

>>17410546
I've been waiting this entire time for you to give me reason to share any sort of paranormal knowledge with you. Still no reasons.

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>>17410546
Im not that anon & I don't like you either, for the record

>>17410551
There is no reason anyone could give, because you don't have anything to share, so you'll always have an excuse that any reason isn't good enough.

>>17410546
you sound like a fag

>Im not that anon
>>17410556 (You)
>>17410551 (You)

>>17410556
I refuse to SINK to YOUR level.
MIB

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>>17410557
Still no reasons. No aliums for you until I get at least a three-paragraph long essay.

>>17410529

The Invisibles

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>>17410560

>>17407996
>I've researched extensively and verified all of the things I've listed there.
I bet you regret making that flippant comment now, eh?
12 hours of backpedaling.

>>17410556
Yes, I sure am moving the goal posts aren't I?

Gotta be sure they're out of reach before he can even touch the fucking ball.

My criteria is as wide as it can possibly be without taking his word that he knows all the deep secrets. Asserting that we have to do some undefined work to find the exact same information as him, isn't much of an argument.

Everyone, look at all this extremely narrow frame I give, look at all these times I've changed the goal on this poor, poor anon. How can I be such a pretentious, narrow minded monster? How could I have doubt an anon's word that he has proofs?!

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>>17410573

>>17410572
There can be no regrets when his pride is on the line! He has to show the world he means business!

>>17410572
by
>researched extensively and verified
he means he spends all day every day on /x/

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>>17410576

>>17410582
>>17410574
>>17410567
Getting desperate now.

>>17410586
Getting butthurt now

>>17410573
Prove you're not a jerk.
>protip: you are tho

That my teacher is an Avatar.

He radiates this field of energy that when you're around him, you spontaneously go into meditation and have kundalini become active in your body.

At this point, it's not even a matter of belief. It's just a fact that can't be denied because of all the experiences I've had while being in his presence. If it wasn't clear, I'm not the only person to experience this with him. Almost everybody who meets him has an experience.

>>17410589
Confirmed for 12yo autist

>>17410592
Confirmed gay lmao

>>17410597
Hahaha loldongs

>>17410588
>>17410589
>>17410597
Alright everyone, pack up, he's devolved into a tween.

>never leaves house
>I've done extensive research
kek

>>17410592
How r u such a jerk?
>>17410590
What does your teacher teach? Martial arts, yoga or some other discipline?

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>>17410592
>>17410597
>>17410599
>>17410601
>>17410603
/s4s/ is here now

>>17410601
Imagine the look of pride on his acne covered face when he thinks he's won with his impeccable arguing skillz.

>>17410599
Dubs confirm

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>>17410608

That there are infinite alternate, many of which contain the worlds of fictional worlds in our timeline.

We don't create those universes, nor do we "tap in" to them. They're just already there by chance.

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>>17410309
>>17410386
>>17410426
>>17410462
>>17410522
>>17410534
>>17410546
>>17410573

That presidential candidates pay for memes to be spread which are detrimental to their opponents.

>>17410608
It's just reaction pics and .gifs from google from here on out.

He'll keep thinking and insisting that he's won and that none can best him on the field of the darknet.

>>17410621
This is fact

>>17410611
Even if there is an infinite amount of alternate universes, it doesn't necessarily mean that those certain universes exist.

For example, there is an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, but not one of them is 3.

>>17410606
He teaches non-duality, I guess. In the vein of jnana yoga and raja yoga.

But he hardly teaches formally. Rather, most of the time is spent just being with him in meditation. He doesn't even really offer techniques on how to meditate. His teaching boils down to just being with him in that field that he emits.

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>>17410633
I forget what this thread was even about but at least I'll have the last laugh.

>>17410621
I can't wait till December, Oh my god, four years without this bullshit!

>>17410638
Except .3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

>>17410639
Cool, do you chill in parks? I used to live in the park.

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>>17408082
Talk to the my picture, it will talk back and that is your proof.
Pic is a EUE.
MIB

>>17407866
Dj Khaled

>>17407673
Maybe my live is just a VR experience being lived by someone or something in the future. Sit down, plug into the oculus, and ten minutes later you get up and walk past the queue of people waiting to live "my life"

That keeps me up at night

>>17407667

illuminati isn't just a group of bankers, jews, world leaders etc.

It also includes interdimensional and/or spiritual entities such as angels and demons. And if not, possesses the technology to simulate them.

I had a bizarre experience last year, in which after drug usage I was basically psychotic for a month. Felt like I was so close to the truth, but then I felt like I was hearing voices and the like which scared me. My mind was fracturing.

I thought if I kept pursuing this thread I would be full on schizophrenic. I thought lucifer was talking to me. At one point I had multiple personalities in my head/more than one internal dialogue at a time.

I decided to stop going down that train of though, and my mind returned to relative normality.

I guess my point is. We live in a controlled/simulated reality. For what purpose, I'm not sure. I don't think it's either good or evil, I think it just is what it is.

Regardless, if you get close, if you get really really really fucking close to figuring out the true nature of our world, you're shut off, they make your mind go crazy, they make it not work right for interacting with normal people. Thus you have less of a chance of transmitting your ideas to the general people, and more folks just blindly living their lives without knowing the truth.

Realizing the Truth = Being Insane

if that paradigm exists, then it's quite easy to get people to disregard the truth for personal and social reasons. I think this is something that can be applied on a small level (general conspiracies, jfk, 9/11 etc) as well as on a larger level such as the nature of the world or universe.

>>17407998
Underrated post

i just Wish that pEople would leARn what counts as Evidence in the "scientific" World. i wish you'd develop A meTriC to treat eacH and every claIm with equal value. There's No reason to privileGe some information over another.

Most currencies are warded against tampering magic via constant ritual channeling by secret organizations, in addition to wards placed on the bills themselves.
When the rituals are not active individuals and groups can affect currency locally or globally, intentionally or accidentally. Say the warding is inactive and you go to the store with a 5 wanting to buy a snack that would usually cost $5 but in transit you doubt that you have enough money, you would arrive at the store to find the price of the item you intended to buy has increased well above your $5.
On a macro scale with a potent spell you would be able to crash a company's value or the entire currency of a nation, granted either doesn't incorporate strong warding of it's own.

>>17410718
You loyal

>>17407667
That eventually we'll be able to create a miniaturized universe who's history will mirror our own. That we'll send flying nan-bot camera's in there to record the history of our universe to get a more accurate view. That the people of Earth in that universe will see the nano-bots (which will be huge to them) and think they're space ships piloted by space aliens. That the world leaders will receive a message explaining what these things really are and agree to cover it up. That this copy of Earth will eventually do the same thing. That the Earth we're on right now is far from the first

>>17411031
this

randomly

i believe HP (video games) is pH chemistry
im not sure where thats gonna take us eventually but probably soul sucking vampires were real and they want to drink dna / HP/pH

>>17411087
also i think we might have been atlanteans preflood, and atlantis is in t he atlantic ocean basin

asians/indians/south americans were pacifists in the pacific ocean basin
blacks in the sudanese ocean basin
arabs in the arab sea basin
northers in the north sea basin
indians in the indean ocean basin

the plot twist is native americans/latinos/mexicans are really asian with no catholic dna

The earth is flat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchtwf5Fvhc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6p-Ab9f9Y

No questions. Just watch and be brought into the light.

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>>17411092
and a waco meme cuz im boring myself

Reincarnation. I am not a hinduist, but it just makes sense to me becouse i think that everything is sme sort of energy that never disappears

>>17408523
>implying npc can't claim it has consiousness even if it doesn't.

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>>17407667
>Ctrl+F
>Zombie no in this thread


Zombies. I truly believe them to be inevitable with the advances of modern medicine. Maybe they won't be the zombies of the silver screen, but regardless, I believe that the living dead will walk the earth.

>>17407975
I frequent /pol/ and /x/ for years now, also had a fair share of psychedelics, 1 real fucking tough bad trip on acid, blamed myself for fucking up my life hard etc, all that shit together fucked me up real good but that's not the point. I still get anxiety and inner hate towards people if they tick me off due to huge problems with my nerves... Yet still I'm continuesly getting my shit together, am a functioning member of society, earn about 2000€ monthly, have a beautiful loving girlfriend, play 2 instruments, fluent in 3 languages... What Im saying is I function better than a lot of people and still have schizo viewpoints. Am currently on phone at work, will be back in 2 hours, got a lot to share actually

>>17410646
That's not 3

>>17411352
>2000€
what are you doing to get that kind of money?

>>17411464
roleplaying

>>17407673
What if the game is a MMO and we're all avatars of Gods lad?

>>17410300
Fear and arrogance. Arrogance mostly.

>>17407667
That we each live thousands, possibly millions of lives, and that this human life is just a tiny piece of a much larger existence that we temporarily suppress for the purposes of appreciating this level of existence for what it is.

ITT mental illness and people pretending to be in possession of deep forbidden knowledge after watching some schizos on youtube and shitposting in /pol/

pathetic quite frankly

>>17411963
/x/ in a nutshell

Kubrick filmed the Moon Landing in his basement.

pedowood desu

>>17411963
And /sci/fags.
Don't forget about the /sci/fags.

>>17411352
Am back

>>17411464
Left home, come from Croatia, left 6 months ago, went to Germoney, speak german and english as fluent as croatian, thats the main reason I managed to muster the balls to leave everything behind, its a really big step... Anyhow, currently got 2 jobs, one as an accountant and secretary for a private construction firm, office is at home and the boss is an old friend from my father so hes really flexible and understanding, and I also work at a betting office, got that job a month ago...
I've been here for 6 months, Munich to be more precise, I started out with my current accountant/secretary job, earning only 1000 monthly with that, my rent and living costs (food, electricity etc) are around 850€, regarding finances it was really fucking tough till I got the betting office job, and I probably wouldn't have made it without support from my dad, he'd send me bout 300€ monthly since I just started out on my own, but 400-500€ monthly ain't that much for a decent life in Germoney, due to that I still don't have a social life but thats fine, I'm content with the current situation, working to better myself...
The betting office job is paid real good and the boss is a great guy aswell, he's bosnian and respects me for my language skills due to most of his workers speaking half-broken german (80% of them are from the balkans aswell) and politeness, most of the others are fucking balkan plebs with no courtesy whatsoever.

>>17412500
Now some backstory about what got my psyche wrecked...

I'm 22 now, been on 4chan since I was 14 and how it usually goes, my mind got poisoned by lots of shit, the main cancer was traps, being the horny little puberty fucker we all are, I didn't give a fuck.... Also, lost virginity at 15, I'm actually a decent looking and charismatic guy, extroverted, but one thing is porn addiction and another is real life sex, through the years I got kinda hooked on the degenerate fetish...
Anyhow, fast forward 2 years, got into my first serious relationship, lasted for 2 and a half years, after 2 we fucked up and she got pregnant, had to have an abortion cause i was 18 and she 16, we couldn't ruin our lives just like that, and that was the first step to scarring my psyche... I kept blaming myself, and she didn't do it openly, but she blamed me aswell, when we were really equaly at fault... After a few months it all went to shit and we broke up but I still didn't forgive myself...
Then, when I had finished high school, I went to college to a city at the coast, come from Zagreb, the capital, went to stuy to Zadar... In the beginning everything went really smooth, made a circle of good friends and life was a breeze, studied german and philosophy, ezpz, only problem was money, but hey, a students life is composed of being broke so it wasn't a big deal, I didn't live a wealthy life before aswell... And then, I started dropping acid with a few friends I made including my roommate, who may I add was the best person I got to know there and to this day we keep in touch, if it wasn't for him at one point, I don't know if I would've made it out of the bad trip I'm getting to now... Anyhow, before I go there, just want to make clear I had a lot of beautiful insightful trips before that, and even before doing psychedelics due to being really fond of philosophy and abstract thinking I started to think like quite the schizo regarding reality

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That all religions have roots in Mesolithic Hinduism and that the Gods represent a hierarchy of cosmic functions manifesting on different levels as part of a macrocosmic-macrocosmic process.

I also believe the majority of local gods were deified tribal leaders that left legacies behind based on specific teachings.

I also believe the majority of ancient god-war stories have grains of truth to them in regards to explaining cosmic functions as well as telling exaggerated stories of conquests between different tribes.

>>17412553
and /x/ contributed to that aswell...

Anyhow, to the bad trip...

So, I hadn't forgiven myself for the abortion, I hadn't stopped fapping to traps and I knew it was degenerate and blamed myself for it already...
And so, one day, I dropped acid with a friend colleague that was a soccer player and kept praising Christiano Ronaldo like a God, showered twice a day, shaved his armpits and gay shit like that, sometimes had really feminine gestures etc and me and my roommate sometimes wondered if he was a faggot, also, roommate used to jack to traps aswell, kek... Anyhow the acid was mine and we took a tab and a half each and I had 2 more tabs waiting for me and a girl friend that was supposed to come from Zagreb in 2 weeks, and so when the starting chaos of the trip started and the laughs and thrills and openess etc, we started to connect and really enjoy it overall, and then, at one point, he asked me if it was really that important to me for the girl to come while he made a paint me like one of your french girls pose... And well, I went full retarded, said yea, it is, started tripping wrong shit and after half a minute I asked him if he was gay, and thats when shit hit the fan... (he actually asked that cause he wanted us to eat the other 2 tabs so yea, I guess I kinda fucked up)
He got all worked up about it and started the reverse psychology shit like are you asking cause you're gay and shit, thats when I started to wonder, wait, am I a faggot, I've been fapping to traps for a long time now... And thats how we got into an 8 hour loop questioning our own sexualities, life decisions (he fucked up pretty bad back then, got kicked out of the students dorm due to selling weed, kept lyin to his family about it, barely made ends meet etc, had 2 girls fall in love with him and he just couldn't feel anything for them altho relationships lasted etc which made him question his sexuality even more)

>>17412608
etc etc etc...

Btw my roommate was present all the time and sober, only smoked weed with us and he was the one who kept rolling the joints until shit hit the fan,

So we both got into similar but our personal bad trips and couldn't get out of it, at one point I'd think I'm a tremendous fucking disgusting faggot in denial, at another point it was wait up, I love the pussy too, in between it was I KILLED MY OWN CHILD, I'm living like a fucking rat eating shitty food and I'm not content with myself and my life situation, its actually kinda hard to put all that chaos into words but yea, I think you get the picture...
At one point, it started to calm down, my roommate helped out with that quite a lot, managed to put good things into the loop like lets go for a walk at the seaside and shit, and after a while, we agreed, thats when we started to calm down, when we were walking through the beach, and well, after it all kinda got a lot less hectic we started to get the good feel again, started to understand eachother again, but it was getting really late, midnight soon etc, so we went back to my place...
The minute we went back into the house it all went to shit again, but in a different way, we started to feel hate and anger towards eachother, he was blaming me for starting it, i blamed him for freaking out like that and being ungrateful and forgetting how much i helped him out with money and housing (when he got kicked out I helped him by letting him crash at our place whenever he needed and I used to pay his meals at the student canteen quite a lot and after a while he started to take it for granted altho I was in a pretty shitty financial situation myself, rommate and me used to have only cooked rice with fucking salt for the whole fucking day sometimes) and well, the hate took over, again negativity... Roommate split us up into seperate rooms and thats when the self guilt about all unresolved issues started to kick in again, the great loop was back

>>17407667
solipsism to the point that even I'm just a reflection of myself inverting into a wormhole of infinite realities

>>17407667
Reincarnation

>>17410386
I agree with you but honestly think you wasted too much time on a retard.

>>17410986
>WE ARE WATCHITNG

You capitalized the T in "There's" anon. Better luck next time.

>>17407667
that society is currently collapsing, again, that reality is a simulation, but some if not most people arent. kind of like the matrix. but instead of using us for energy whatever is out there is using us as a kind of experiment. i derive this belief out of the fact that every great society hits some sort of peak that mimics the one years before it, and it somehow stops there with a war, or disaster of sorts.

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>>17407743
how do "they" harness our emotions as sustenance

>>17412648
this

>>17412644
Nastavi

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>>17412711

Technology at levels indiscernible from magic

>>17410745
What is the truth anon? What is the truth that would make us go insane if we knew?

I believe in a God.

I ain't saying that because, "Ooh, edgy! You're an intellectual/enlightened/pure hearted fellow!"
I'm saying this because for a large period, I dismissed religious hubbub as bs used to manipulate people. (Like a typical atheist.) It wasn't some philosophical or religious bull that got me believing. I had a bit of an existential crisis, where I was trying to piece together what was real and what wasn't. Instead of drinking the Kool-Aid with everyone else, I decided to branch off and search for knowledge on my own. It was my goal to put together an understanding of the very fabrics of space and time. I wanted enlightenment. I didn't search for answers in the popular schools of thought or through religion, but in the end it was when I was figuring out how the universe would be spun into motion that things got weird.
Alongside my crisis, I began to suffer from demonic-like paranormal activity and had hit a few awkward road blocks that were impossible to get past. Eventually, everything pointed to one answer: A God of some sort. Not a God like most religions portray, but a God nonetheless. Once I put considerations of that God into my crisis, the paranormal activity began to cease and I started getting answers, overcoming road blocks.

>>17412891
Interesting, tell more about the demonic paranormal activities?

>>17407784
T I M E I S R U N N I N G O U T

>>17412868

I'm not 100% sure.

I felt like I was close to it

but also felt that if I actually figured it out I would go insane to the point of probably committing suicide or harming my family in some way either by running away or hurting myself and thus causing them pain.

I guess what I think the truth entails is that our reality is completely controlled. Completely. Perhaps our minds have a bit of free will, but I also think it's possible that is an illusion.

Real life manifestations of what Ive thought about

>>17412891
Elaborate a little bit about the situations and circumstances

Holocaust was faked, McCarthy was right, media tries to feminize men for feminist agenda and takeover, votes are rigged, communists hold many gov jobs even as politicians

>>17412891
And how exactly did you go about discovering these universal truths?

>>17412808
otiso sam se uduvat nakon dugo vremena, isto mi pomaze, duga je prica btw

>>17412644
Anyhow, cont, didn't sleep the whole night, at about 7am the friend left being in a really fucked up uncommunitative state again, and I went into a pretty psycho mindset that I have to change something, and som I've cleaned up the whole place like a compulsive maniac, used to sleep a lot on the couch in the living room and when I had seen the shit under the bed I slept in so often it reminded me of my own trash I had gathered through life, there were fucking beer and wine caps all over, ciggarete butts, so much dust its unimaginable and all kinds of dirt... That hit me a fucking lot, started reevaluating shit after I cleaned the house but again in a sort of negative way again, thats when my roommate came to me after I've cleaned the whole appartment, he just let me do my thing and then talked to me to see how I have done atleast what I coudl've at the moment and that its all as easily done if you set your mind on it, again hit me as doing what you deem right and necessary.... Gave me actually a complete switch and different point of view of the situation, gave me a click, Brother helped me out more than anyone could have at that moment. Thats when I started coming to my senses. My past acid experiences are a lot different, shrooms aswell, first acid experience was with a close friend feeling a beautiful connection to a higher perception of the simplicity in all things and when I'd close my eyes I would just see this white eternal pillar of Light in the middle with an intense focused feeling on my third eye... I say the Light because it was something a so bright white Light I had never seen before, and never seen again, when I had asked a question I would immediately recieve a beautifuly simple and elaborate answer from myself, it was simply beautiful,...

Most conspiracy theories are fictional stories born from overwhelmed and frightened minds trying to master the endlessly complex world that surrounds them

>>17413053
most conspiracy stories are fact

the churches used to whip and execute people faggot. it was a conspiracy. teh illuminati freed you.

>>17407673
Maybe my life is just like a game of Roy from Rick and Morty.

>>17412906
I've actually touched on them around /x/ before. Basically what seemed like a dead ex trying to contact me, these pale people appearing from no where with the intent simply to interrupt my study or harass friends and family or destroy my work (it's absolutely the weirdest and most idiotic sounding thing, I know), in the corner of my eyes seeing words rearranging themselves, and seeing figures that almost immediately vanish around corners.

>>17412942
My apologies, could you extrapolate? Are you referring to what got me to investigate, or what I did investigating, or perhaps the demonic paranormal activity?

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>>17407667
i believe that there is a conspiracy afoot that concerns the slaughter of good conversation-whenevr there is somewhat of a good topic,it is quickly taken mover by 2 or more faggit titty babies who turn the whole thread into their personal pissing contest-its either really a couple of limp diks who avoid conflict nin real life, therefor are able to be super arrogant behind a keyboard with someone on the other side of the world...or it is a planned attack and derailment parlayed by paid professionals-

either way we lose

>>17407784
I V E M A D E U P M Y M I N D

>>17412947
For starts, there was a lot of internet searching when it came down to wanting to know what the fabric of time actually was. I pretty much just googled theories, structural models, and other people who are looking for similar answers. With names I looked for what they said, after looking at various models I noted key similarities, and studying the theories and abnormal instances (like split particles that interact in polar opposite ways in any distance with no communication delay), I started to fill notebooks with information. I serious began to tack stuff up on my bedroom wall. It looked like I was absolutely insane. I unveiled information about quarks, and after piecing information from different various sources, I figured out something else that was pretty cool.
(So, quarks aren't solid objects, they're more like vibrations on a matter less void. Quarks are entangled in spiral threads and using the edges of vibrations, jump around. That thread is intertwined with itself and shoots off in three directions infinitely. The thread is time, and time infinitely expands, not space. Quarks make up space.)
Eventually I started to get into dimensional physics, watching lectures from people like Stephen Hawking and Carl Sagan and reading old books, but instead of filling notebooks with new information, I started to only figure out something new once every week or so.

>>17412891 here. I feel as if I was too blunt and almost fake with my post. Like I was being straight forward, but not straight forward with the question at hand. Yeah, my answer is believing in a God, but not the usual shit.

More specifically and a bit more out there, I believe that all humans are wrong, even me, about this whole grand scheme of things. Atheists believe there is nothing out there and quite unquote science is the only source of answers. Theists believe in a God and creation and all of those stories. I believe that we are all wrong. However, I also believe that there are those of us who are very close, and we don't come from either side. I have only met two people in my entire life who think like I do, and furthermore they are the only people willing to accept my ideas or even wrap their heads around them to begin with. I believe enlightenment is the key, and in this day and age where all sides are ignorant, and in Plato's words would rather sit in the chair in chains and watch the puppet show; those who seek enlightenment are truly creatures of higher value. Yeah, I'm probably on my high horse and should get off, but I won't. If it means enlightenment, then so be it. There is something out there. Something at the top. Not someone. Not nothing. Something.

>>17407695
>>17407842
I'm sorry, but you are a paranoid schizophrenic, please seek help.
>inb4 you are illuminaughty
I'm not, I swear to you.

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>come into thread thinking there's going to be a lot of interesting stuff
>thread almost instantly derailed by long ass copy pastes and fedoras fighting

Don't know what I expected out of /x/

>>17413547
All sides are ignorant? How about the Buddhist, Taoist, or Gnostic? You seek something akin to all. Before driving yourself off the edge, consider their take on enlightenment. Have you ever considered what it is you wish to explain cannot be conceptualized? All things get lost in translation, and you my friend are attempting to translate the language of the universe. Let it go, and let it be.

>>17413547
If only you knew how much God cares about people

>>17407701
Go back to lereddit with this faggy ass comment. Jesus fuck

>>17408010
>far fetched

GoD is REAL

>>17413744
What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>17407667
The whole Berenstein/Berenstain Bear thing.

>>17414531

The number of people who think the word "sherbet" is actually spelled "sherbert" informed my thoughts about that a bit.

>>17408091
This basically

>>17408321
Woah man, don't let them know they're real

>>17407667
Everything is exactly as it should be and all is well.

>>17415596
That's pretty crazy man

>>17407667
Telepathy, the "hidden" govt, the media wants the u.s. to go into a frenzy over civil rights so a new order is put into place, we're all apart of one living entity, our spirit continues in space after we die. people are paid to shitpost then others follow the band wagon. Moving energy around you is real and people emit vibrations that others can pick up on.

Cloning.

there is a car that I see everywhere. It parks opposite where I work for hours at a time with one or two guys sat in it. I spend hours watching the CCTV at work and it is only there on my shifts. Sometimes see it on my street too. I thoroughly believe that I am either being watched, followed, or something.

I don't know why though, my life is pretty dull

>>17415666
>that post
>that post number
Be careful.

I remember being a 45 year old man

then suddenly waking up as a 17 teen

now maybe i was dreaming or something but it felt so real.

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>>17415666
>>17415669

Trips confirm it.

I'm being watched and will be either killed or picked up soon to never be seen again. Been nice shit posting with you bunch of degenerates.

>>17416006
Goodbye anon.

>>17416006
I'm at work right now and the fucking car is right there, Too dark to see inside, but it has been there for about 30 minutes.

>>17416192 Yes anon I am working near you and yes anon I am living near you to

>>17410638
>For example, there is an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, but not one of them is 3.

Yah but you are here bounding the infinity with a set of 1 and 2

An actual literal infinity is de facto boundless kiddo, containing all the numbers between 1 and 2, and also every number around them

(and every letter of the alphabet and sanskrit character and abstract concepts of colors that do not exist etc etc etc)

>>17411017
>currencies are warded against tampering magic via constant ritual channeling by secret organizations, in addition to wards placed on the bills themselves

o nigga you best believe mcdonalds bags have some funky bwanda on them after the shit that went down on Y2K

>>17411544
truth.
i think we win the game by actualizing god.
when we can all access each other's consciousness and unite all our seemingly meatsuit-isolated souls.

>>17407667
This will sound extremely edgy, but fuck it.
God.

But not a loving God.
I believe in a bored God that made us and the universe to entertain himself because he was lonely in the existence.

You ever played the Sims?
Do you remember the pleasure of killing a whole family just because you could?
Making a family succesful and the other ones poor, just to make conflict.

We are but a simulation to entertain God.
None of us matter, he enjoys seeing us suffer, accomplish greatness and even trying to defeat him.

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>>17416787
>>17416798
>>17416810
the fuck are you doing

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>>17407667
the astral plain

I believe that every consciousness of every living thing ever was created through it's own will or maybe by accident into a swimming cosmic pool of pure thought. Eventually the existence became physical and here we are and every other sentient being in the cosmos. I believe that physical life is a very small portion of a much larger state of personal being. Our actual lives beyond what we experience here on earth is much broader than any of us can even imagine.

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Viruses and bacteria from space are what made and shaped the course of evolution on earth. The ideas of gods and aliens come from their genetic memories being passed to us through dreams and subconscious reprogramming by them. The same goes for literally anything else living on this planet that was influenced by them or those affected.

>>17407834

I don't get it. He was right

>>17414051
Perhaps you are right my friend.

>>17412931
That's a pretty broad statement.

I mean, your story was intriguing but it jumped right to your supposed truth without explaining as to how you came to believe this.

I believe that everything is nothing, every possible reality and imagination is possible and valid at the same time, and invalid at the same time. humans are not capable of seeing beyond their physical boundaries, one can't understand illogic and something that does not "exist".

>All you guys with the "i'm in a videogame/simulation"

Every moment could be the first simulated moment right now with defined memories. now. now. now . and now.
you say you are plugged in into a vr or similar, but what if it is a dream instead? or a vr on neptun? a holodeck? a miniture universe? lets take this further, if there are [1..X] different for this moment, then there could also be inifinite possibilities for the next moment which can be combined. so we would have a stream of infinite moments with infinite combinations.

My explanation would go further and deeper, about dimensions and logical reasons for reincarnations, that we all are the same person/Entity,etc... but keyboard on tablet sucks

>>17410573
Man, I wish someone like you could join the Freemasons. You would make my day, telling this shit to all the past masters farts who think their limited information = vast arcane knowledge & experience.

Alas, you're on 4chan.

>>17407667
I've summoned UFO's (I could possibly have or be in contact with ''aliens'', inter-dimensional beings, demons, or whatever).

Reality could be a simulation developed and designed by some form of intelligence - whether it be aliens, a God, or some kind of AI.

I believe I have the abilities to manifest things, but so does everyone to some degree... Some people are just much faster than others and can do it more extensively/with more accuracy.

>>17408536
That sounds like a bizarre story
The whole gang stalking and satellite harassment stuff is very odd... The modern world is crazy

>>17411094
*n i c e m e m e*

>>17418523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YWywnP7m2c

That Cthulhu was killed with a hatchet.

>>17407667
Consensus reality. Reality becomes more malleable the farther away you get from population centers.

Be careful where you let your thoughts take you in the lonely places.

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>>17407854
he died instantly on impact, the next day from a heartattack

that my life is like a groundhog day and every time I die im reborn in the same time in the same body, except the path my life takes is a fraction worse each cycle

>>17418567
yeah, been there. But now it looks like it's getting better. So maybe it turn around.

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>>17418576
it does, it gets progressivly worse till like two black holes merging, the spaces between bad moments get closer and closer till they fold in on themelves until I reach a life that holds no good which pops in a flash of red, then I awake in a life where everything goes my way for the better wether it be positive or negative once that life ends from old age the cycle restarts

I just want to sleep

>>17407667
All people and live beings are parts of one entity.
Literally, like fingers.
And the whole thing are hiding beyond time and space.

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water is a sentient being that spreads throughout the universe like a parasite sucking on the life of planets till they die and their core cools, all life is created by the water as a food source for itself, using the planet as a growing substrate
once the planet dies it dispurses and moves on throughout the universe

>>17407701
>>17407673
what if it's an online game?

There's a chance that literally anything that somebody could think of is what happens when you die.

I like to think that when I die, I get to decide what to do next, like I could do literally anything. A few of my ideas have been
-The hunger games, but with famous people
-going back to a few hours before I died, and making everyone disappear except me so I can live in a world without people (I think about what I'd do in this scenario a lot. The only problem is, I'd know immediately why everyone dissapeared so I'd probably kill myself after a while.)
-Coming back to a perfect replica of everything, except nobody is conscious, and I'm completely invincible.
-The above, except with various other superpowers

I also think that if I think like this and that actually does happen when I die, it probably wouldn't be the first time I died. Former me apparently wanted to live life again, if he even was me. He could've been somebody else who knew me, wanting to live life as me for some reason. Or maybe he is me, but some part of my life is changed, different then it was when he lived it. Maybe I'm the star of some alien world's TV show, or everything here is where the show took place and the thing wanted to live life as a human. Possibilities are endless.

>>17407707
Lrn2spell

>>17407902
i agree with you.
Im myself have alot knowledge about things you mentioned, and i have problems, i sometimes think that im filtered out of grey mass, and grey mass try's to destroy me becouse im not one of them ( i hope you understand what i meant by that).
I hope im not a shizo or autistic, but rarely i get this idea im not normal, any thouhgts ?

>>17407695
desu, it's time to wake up, senpai.

>>17418856
>illuminati word filter confirmed

>>17407695
>wake up, senpai

>>17407673
You might like eXistenz

>>17407914
Check this out, friend: http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0063972

>>17408434
I've seen this before and kind of think the same thing although I don't understand the technical how-to behind it.

>>17413521
So the foundation of the universe is QM and a form of string theory? QM is already known to become very, for lack of a better term, strange the smaller you go.

>>17415717
These stories are always fascinating. There was one of this type who posted on /r9k/ maybe two weeks ago. Went to bed one night, woke up the next day in a girl's body around the same age and has supposedly lived in that body for ~6 months now. Even timestamped and everything. Crazy stuff, man.

>>17408536
felicia?

>>17407840
>I have long suspected that /x/ is mostly filled with mentally ill people.
a minute of scrolling through the catalog should have told you that unless you are retarded or mentally ill yourself

>>17418543
Cthulhu is Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean, so that could be legit.

there's no one creating my reality besides I/god
i am the great architect, and the great works is to unite infinite free will with unconditional love.