i just started watching X files on Netflix and holy fucking shit

>>17303065
That means you are a pussy OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoyQYRPdoqg

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>>17303082
praying for a swift death within the first season

>>17303065
What's it like being 12?

>>17303096
great, why?

>>17303065
Scully is love. Scully is life.

Unfortunately not, OP
She does get fucked around for quite a bit though

>>17303196
im hoping she gets better and i assume she is but the first 2 episodes so far im wanting to kill myself every time she starts yelling

>expecting a main character to die
Boy, you're gonna have fun in the later seasons when Mulder goes away for a bit and it's just her.

>>17303065
She dies in the 2nd season

>>17303065
she leaves the FBI and becomes a rap battle superstar

shes going to get impregnated by an alien baby and it turns out shes a lifelong abductee the whole time. the feds get mulder. the end lol haha dummy

>>17303214
hes kind of a fag anyway idk why im even watching this show the two main characters are corny and annoying as fuck so far

>>17303273
>idk why im even watching this show
Probably because someone's holding a gun to you head.

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>>17303290
what?

Reddit is here

>>17303229
No I don't know what you mean

>>17303308
You have free will to watch what you want, are you dense?

>nobody's holding a gun to your head

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The third episode was the worst bullshit I ever seen

Pic related is the writer. Fuck him. He ruined it on purpose.

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>>17303328
i have watched everything on Netflix i got nothing else to watch tbqh

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>>17303333
Good quad frien.

Does anyone have more Scilly being incredulous .gifs? I ran out.

>>17303357
Post Scully being sexy .gifs instead.

>oh wait, that's all of them

>>17303352
Watch "midsomer murders"

The detective is so charming and there's thirteen seasons!

>>17303359
Ikr
Just ikr.

OP is objectively wrong.

>>17303371
i never said she was ugly i just said shes a fucking bitch who needs to be strangled

thoughts on latest episode?

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>>17303398
Threats against federal law enforcement officers are regarded with the utmost gravity, Mr. Anon.

just accept her and keep watching

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>>17303065
OP confirmed for massive douche with no taste, post Scully.

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>Gillian Anderson horrified that OP could have such shitty taste

>>17303578
as if that dumb cunt could ever hold the prestigious title of an FBI investigator lmao, good one

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>>17303671
shes not even a 10 lmao get over yourself

>>17303679
>Translation: Why I no can haz hawt fbi waifu like Scully? ;_; tfw no gf because i am a cheeto-snorting neckbeard

>>17303679
And what the fuck do you do?

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>>17303691
TRIGGERED LOOK OUT

>>17303065
i'd love to hate fuck that bitch
doesn't even matter that she's like 60 years old

I'm willing to bet serious money OP is some jelly tumblerina

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>they mad
>they hatin
>they jelly

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>>17303679
Ahem, she is also a medical doctor.

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>>17303689
>white knighting a cunt you'll never meet

go back to shagging your pillows you moron

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>OP is buttfrustrated because he will never have a 3spooky paranormal sex orgy with Mulder Scully and Chris Carter

>>17303720
looks like a gross middle aged swingers party. i think ill pass

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>>17303714
Excuse, me!
I am "white knighting" a fictional character with whom I have spent the better part of 25 years.

Pic related is you after Scully gets through with you.

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>>17303742
Greatest and most hilarious autopsy in the history of all television. Thanks for the gif.

I keep posting sexy Scully, you keep posting awesome Scully, deal?

>>17303742
how old are you grandpa?

>>17303688

yes she is

shes hot as hell

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>>17303754
I wish I had more Scully.

shes getting uglier and uglier the more pics i see of her

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>>17303902
Everyone does, anon, everyone.

(Who doesn't have shit taste.)

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>>17303065
>>17303945

Started watching it and its a trip

As a kid, the intro always gave me nightmares. Anyways damn good show, leaves me in awe about how much better tv was back then

>>17304034
90's kid alert

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>>17304053
Fuck, they're on to us!

Wow, episode three of the new series was great!!!

The first two sucked, but this one was way funny.

>>17304053
No shit sherlok. But compare the x-files to shows nowadays. They had actual sets and plots that dont revolve around sex

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>>17304053
>not being a 90s kid

Yeah, women suck generally when given a position of power. They have massive chips on their shoulders. Couple that with an American drama/sci fi show and holy fuck you've got an outrageously annoying cunt.

>>17304053
What do 90's kid mean? That you were born in 90s or that you've grown up in 90s? It's easier with "Millennial" term.

>>17304117
>not realizing she has the power to get what she wants after a phone call
3 times in the first season, shed be on thw phone taking about how shes waiting for something important, and when she hangs up or is about to hang up, she gets what she needs

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>>17304117
>Scully is an annoying bitch
>so ugly
>lol women suck at everything stupid feminazis

Ahh, now I've figured it out. You're a disillusioned Mulder/Krycek shipper. Enjoy your sausagefest.

>>17303065
Sorry op according to the canon she is actually immortal and can not/will not ever die.
No i'm not bullshitting or making this up, check out s3 episode 4, or s6 episode 10 for more info.

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>>17304073
>taking my bait this hard
Come on guys

>>17304167
>i-its just a p-prank bro!

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>>17304167
>lol u replyed to me i r successful trol!!1

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>>17304167
I'm just here for the Scully-posting.

I think OP's issue with her is that she's so skeptical. I've seen how /x/ reacts to skeptics, and this is pretty much it.

>>17303782
I just want to Skully-fuck her.

>>17304403
Does anyone else think she actually got hotter?

>>17306565

Whats so hot about Skully?

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>>17306565
Hotter? Maybe
Sluttier? Definetly

>>17306892
Her rancid feet

>>17303333

Beyond The Sea is one of the best episodes of the first season.

>>17303202
That was the dynamic between Mulder and Scully in the show's earlier seasons. Her attitude basically stems from her being skeptical of all the things that Mulder believes to be real. She's just having a hard time wrapping her head around it all.

>>17307523
to be fair, in real life she would have been right 99% of the time.

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>>17303065
I adore Scully but I'm postan this one for Opie

>>17307479
Was that taken when they were filming "Jose Chung's From Outer Space" or is that just some random guy in MIB-looking getup?

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>>17303995
Would love to see her blacked by a delicious big black cock

Let me help you anons out with some based Scully nudes.

Every woman I adore in shows and movies turns out to be a raging whore in real life.

Anderson, Linda Blair-the bitch went on a whoring spree as soon as she turned 15 lol

>>17308593
Those tits sure grew bigger with time

>>17308597
>Those tits sure grew bigger with kids

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>>17308593
this got me so hard I'm feeling the erection 5 years ago

Definitely looks better with clothes on.

>>17306565
I didn't think so until the third episode, she looks pretty good there.

I think she has lost too much weight. Face is too bony imo. But she can still look great when she smiles.

>>17308593
i'd rather see her naked now

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>>17303065
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Unless you're watching it for nostalgia this show is pretty dated desu. Same with Twin Peaks.

>>17309216
Not unpopular. The show itself seems tired of itself. Yet instead of fixing it we just get a parody version. Which is fine what ever.

This new series is the largest pile of tard I have ever seen. Never try to resurrect something good from the past, it usually ends bad.

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>dat fanboy wish fulfillment in the newest episode

lol

>>17308593
I would have posted these, including one you don't have, but /x/ is SFW. This will probably get deleted by the mods.

http://tracytwyman.com/the-latest-episode-of-the-x-files-was-about-nicholas-de-vere/

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>>17309216
Twin Peaks is bizarre and fun in some weird way. But yeah I can see it's dated.

>>17303688
Yes she was.
You are a MASSIVE homosexual. Get back to making a tulpa dickgirl you fat cunt.
>>17303624
I masturbated to this so much when I was 14 back in '98

>>17309216
That's the popular opinion shitlord.

>>17303728
Wtf where are those extra hands coming from??

>>17309617
Well, just one extra. But still?!

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>>17309621
This is now an X-File in and of itself. Maybe this picture was actually pieced together from two different ones? Maybe Carter originally had his hand touching Mulder, but it was deemed too gay even for a silly photoshoot.

>>17309635
Yeah, that is reasonable. Idk how That would have been missed, but then again I was surprised no one else had seemed to notice it yet. Maybe it was left in on purpose to be mysterious and spooky? Its in both of the bed pics.

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You're welcome, /x/

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The last episode looks as if either the writer is already so fed up with this stupid show, he wrote the entire script in under 10 minutes or that it was actually written on twitch by a bunch of braindead fans. It was pretty funny as a parody of itself in a way though

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>mfw after contacting the greys asking how they make use of their psychic ability/how i should use mine i started subconciously trying to manifest normal activites in my job just to ensure that things go smoothly.
did i like, take the first steps in universal peace?

>>17309530
I rewatched Season 1 and I think it holds up in that bizarre fun way like you said, but holy fucking season 2 is the biggest fucking slog

>>17309700
>Not knowing who Darin Morgan is

Pleb. Though I will grant you it's not his very best.

>It was pretty funny as a parody of itself in a way though

That was the whole point, derp.

>>17309720
S2 still had its good moments, but they were mostly toward the end. Blame executive meddling.

>>17303065
>hating based Scully
she's as a faux, slowly dwindling counterpoint to Mulder's set of beliefs. there is no better partner for Mulder than her.

>>17303065
just started watching. This is dope. I never watched the original. I never knew why scully was such a conspracy-blocking hag until 30 minutes ago.

>>17303688
>not even a 10

Well 10 is the maximum, so being "not even" means she can't go higher

She's like a 8.5-9