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I'll start off this thread. Probably only do two or three readings.

>Gender
>Age
>Personality (In a few words)
>Query

>>17262787
male
23
i'm a pathetic beta piece of shit
love reading

>>17262787
Female
25
Shy, Introverted, Kind, Friendly, Lonely.
My friend has been avoiding me for a while, it wasn't really what i did i don't think but is what's going on in her life going to get better, and is she going to stop avoiding me?

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>>17262779
I guess I'll start the night with some readings.

>>17262814
25
Male
Gemini

Does my brother know about my secret, or will he be accepting when he does find out?

>>17262802
Four of Wands
Knight of Chalices
King of Swords

Seems to imply something good coming soon. I see four of wands as the coming result, and the two next cards as your progression. If you're looking for a relationship, this would be a good time to keep it up. I think you'll catch someone.

>>17262828
noice, thanks anon

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>>17262787
Shit, I usually don't give information to the FBI for free, but I'm feeling generous tonight.

M
21 (Earth years); ∞ (true time)
Discordian
Aries (month/sun sign, but I'm not into that Luciferian shit, so I'm actually a Leo, nyaa~)

>>17262803
Your friend is stressing out (9 of Swords Reversed). I think she's looking for something good to come into her life (7 of Pentacles, 3 of Wands).

As I shuffled for the second part of the reading, about six cards popped out. They pretty describe a person needing to make a decision for her own health/career? (King of Swords and 8 of Cups), but currently in much confusion (Ace of Swords Reversed, 5 of Wands, Page of Swords Reversed, 8 of Swords Reversed).

The actual reading implies that after she's gone through her progressions, she'll be ready (King of Swords, 7 of Pentacles, King of Wands).

>>17262848
Thanks for the reading decadence! that makes a lot of sense, and gives me some reassurance i'm right in giving her space.

>>17262846
Did a book reading. Something about a project going well.

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>>17262866
Must be Operation Mindfuck, I'm not running any projects.

Good to know. Thank.

27
Leo
Male
Brown hair and eyes
Sef conscious, shy (but at the same time not?) creative, funny (but feel awfully arrogant saying both those, but can't really think what else to put), daydreamer.

Will it get better? How will my life turn out?

>are getting readings 'safe'? I've read before that getting readings can bring out negative consequences and stuff?

>>17262871
do you do readings? Hail Eris!

>>17262814
20
Male
Pisces

Is T in love with me? What does she think of me?

We are working together on a research project so I don't wanna screw it up but with some love bs. If it wasn't for that I'd just ask her and go with it.

Female
19
A little slow, smart, friendly, independent

I'd like to know if I should tell him that I might be in love with him. Or should I just go for the "sure thing"?

>>17263439
Oh and I'm a Sagittarius

I asked why people dislike me and I pulled death. I am really confused on this one. Could someone help interpret it for me? They dislike me because I'm depressing or they want me dead?

I also pulled the star and five of pents. Could this mean they dislike me because I hope so much to be looked out for?

>>17263462
Dude did you even look up what the Death card means? Cause that ain't it nignog

Anyone have any advice for someone new to reading tarot? I have the problem of taking the cards to literally/just by their description and it makes it difficult to see how two cards go together if the reading calls for it.

>>17263468
Yeah it means drastic change
But I don't see how that fits in with my question

>>17263498
>Your “ego” is only a mask, never releasing energy – it fights even sexual climax, for at that moment it must partially dissolve. Accept the death of your “ego” mask and your fears will dissolve as you experience a new maturity and a new freedom of energy. Simply give up the old “ego” mask and allow the transformation to take place. By force of will and with the help of a guide, you allow the knowledge to emerge of who you really are and what habits or fears you wish to shed. This knowledge brings a calming peace – the desire to change and create a new “life” from your old experiences and this allows you to remove the old, unusable aspects of your life in order to free the whole human being.
http://crystal-reflections.com/tarot3/?page_id=1446

People dislike your mask, not you.

>>17263480
BV gave an excellent description of how to overcome this issue once. Basically, one must enter a trance or meditative state and take in the reading as a whole interconnected story, before breaking it down piece by piece.

>>17262814
Just want to know if S. E may be the one. I'm getting a weird feeling like she might be..
23, male, Aquarius

>>17262787
Male
21
shy and self conscious
love reading
thanks in advance!

>>17262787
Female
22
Shy, lonely and like to laugh.
Will life get better for me?

I am still very new to this, but I can do a few readings. I apologize if they aren't very accurate, but I would love some practice. Give me your name, eye color and your question

>>17263784
hello!
Ashley
Brown
May I have soul reading please?

james
brown
how do i overcome the impasse i am currently in

>>17263784
Hi
Larry
Dark brown/brown
Why do people hate my personality?

>>17263793
I see that you are struggling with growth. You heart seems to be focused in one place, but then your actions and energy is all over the place. Listen to yourself more and try to see what it is that you really are trying to achieve and focus your energy there.

>>17263799
The ability to get through it is in your very nature. Try to go back to your roots, find what was it that put a smile on your face and really focus on that feeling. Once you can get to that place, you can overcome anything. You may not realize this with how out of touch with yourself you are, but you are in your natural element right now, you just need to find your happy self again.

>>17263808
You feel as though there is a part of you that is ugly and desolate and unlovable. A place where nothing can grow. I also see masks, I am not sure if it represents you or how you feel about the people around you, or maybe your desire to wear a mask better. And a lot of pain. The secret is not to cover up who you are to impress others, people can sense that like dogs. There's beauty even in what may seem like desolation. There's nothing to be ashamed of and a big part of your pain comes from hiding yourself. It's not you they hate, they don't know how to approach what you seem to be hiding, because they don't know what it is.


Sorry once again if it's not accurate, any feedback would be appreciated.

>>17263784
David
Dark Brown
love reading please!

>>17263835
I'm Larry,and I think it's pretty accurate good job and thank you.

>>17263837

You are about to get hurt really badly. But then again, you knew that would probably happen going in. Still, what seemed like a good idea and like something that would be fun and thrilling now seems like it is about to crush you. You might be able to get out of it with minimal damage if you thread carefully, but either way, you will have the support of people around you once you get through the worst. You can find peace in solitude in future.

Hey is anybodydoing readings?

>>17263784
Lia. Green. Romance reading please.

clark
green
will things get better for me or will they stay the same old boring way forever?

>>17262814
23 m
Curious
Relationship reading

>>17263784
Isaac
Blue
What are my lover's true intentions for me?

>>17263914
You have someone ahead of you that will do absolutely anything for you. You will consume him as he gives you all of himself, but even then, he won't hold it against you. In his eyes, you are powerful and beautiful and unattainable. Somehow, he will believe it will be worth it. You will feel a sense of guilt, but you will also understand that he knew what he was getting into and won't really be that consumed with guilt.

>>17263931
There's a lot ahead of you. You will need to swim through the calm waters in order to get to the adventures ahead of you. Enjoy the calm, for the road ahead of you, although interesting and satisfying, will be a difficult one to travel and will not lack in dark clouds. What you are looking for is out there, build up your strength while you can, you will need it. Just know that there is sun and happiness, a sense of satisfaction, ahead of you.

>>17263955
Build lasting, stable things with/for you. The foundation seems stable as well.

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>>17263979
div·i·na·tion
ˌdivəˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun
the practice of seeking knowledge of the future or the unknown by supernatural means.

>>17263974
Are you still doing readings? if so,
Amanda
light brown
How should I deal with my relationship at hand?
Thank you!

>>17263784
Jas
Brown
General reading please

>>17263974
Thanks thanks!

>>17263784
bhangi
Dark Brown
Can I have a soul reading please

>>17263994
The ignorance has been codified in the dictionary, which isn't a shock to me at all.

Could someone please pull a card for me? Just one card, and no need to interpret.

I will do a proper reading for you in return if desired.

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>>17264134

the chariot. you're gonna be ok bro

>>17264176
Thank you very much, m'lady

>>17264056
Mismatched passion. Although it may seem at the first look like you have everything that you need, if you look at it closer, you'll see that some things are just not meant to be together. You will have to recognize those things and work through the differences if you want to really work together on how to resolve those issues. Otherwise, you can stay together and continue doing what you're doing, but the results will be disappointing to say the least and deep down inside both of you will not be satisfied.

>>17264092
You seem to be guarding yourself from people. Although you may have a lot of people around you that admire you, you do not let anyone get close. Some of it seems to stem from yourself simply believing that they are beneath you. Some of it from a desire to protect yourself. Yet you seem to be doing alright with where you are. Perhaps you just need some time.

>>17264099
So much beauty in unexpected places. You've had your experiences, yet you persist with passion. You seem to have the best of both worlds, a solid foundation with experiences that can help you get through anything, and still the spark of the young soul dancing through with vitality, optimist, and passion. There's a new opportunity in front of you, although the obvious way in may seem closed. Trust the younger, passionate part of yourself to find the right path.

>>17264195
Edward
Dark brown
What does she think of me? Thanks!

>>17263784
Unsure if you're still doing them but I'll hop on the bandwagon.

William
Hazel
Unsure where I'm going in life. I feel like I might have too many hobbies, to the point where I'll be OK at most things but I'll never be able to say with pride/get a job in one thing.
If not that, just a standard soul reading please.

Very much appreciated.

>>17264211

i think bella loves you very much edward

>>17263784
My name is jennifer.
I have hazel-blue eyes.
My question: my dad died 11 years ago. I wonder what he thinks of me now, what does he think of his granddaughter, Anna whom he never had the chance to meet.
Thanks

>>17263784
Jose
Blue
General reading, please

>>17264195
Thank you so much. Your reading was absolutely utterly spot on. short, sweet, and to the point. Thanks so much. I really appreciate it. 10/10 reader

>>17263784
Alex
Blue
Are my health suspicions true?

>>17263784
Rachel,
Blue,
What's going on with M? Does he have feelings for me at all, or have I just put myself in a place to be hurt? Thank you. If not interested in love readings, what do you see coming from my upcoming musical venture?

>>17264889

please tell me my future, oh wise cthulhu

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>>17264979
Death

>>17264993

thank god. thank god

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>>17264995
XD

Doing some bibliomancy from the spooky and horrifying book; Necronomicon. Give me your query and I shall provide you a small segment of a specific part that will attract my fancy.

>>17264889
Yes, yes, lord Cthulhu, we are all truly plebs compared to you. Now get back to sleeping.

>>17265003

What's going to come out of everything I've been doing?

>>17265003

well this sounds like fun! can the necronomicon tell me when i'll meet someone new?

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>>17265003
>sleeping
I am the very context existence lays itself in when it feels like existing. There is no way to get rest, there are only varying levels of entertainment.

>>17265003
So uh. About this guy that's been on my mind recently. This isn't a love reading I want, I just want to know what'll happen if I try contacting him again. What's the spooky wooky book got to say on that?

>>17265005
The screaming twilight abysses flashed before him, and he felt himself helpless in the formless grasp of the iridescent bubble-congeries. Ahead raced the small, kaleidoscopic polyhedron and all through the churning void there was a heightening and acceleration of the vague tonal pattern which seemed to foreshadow some unutterable and unendurable climax.

From the story of ''The Dreams in the Witch-House''.

Ayy, not looking too good to me. Seems like you're going to be caught up in it too much and essentially helpless to do anything after a point. Best reconsider.

>>17265007
There was a harmless way to extract a brain, and a way to keep the organic residue alive during its absence. The bare, compact cerebral matter was then immersed in an occasionally replenished fluid within an ether-tight cylinder of a mineral mined in Yuggoth, certain electrodes reaching through and connecting at will with elaborate instruments capable of duplicating the three vital faculties of sight, hearing and speech.

You're essentially forced to become a zombie, or at least given the choice. Let your body do it's thing, while the brain sits back and watches. Not exactly the best choice, but hey, that's how you will meet someone.

>>17265017
Stop going so deep with this stuff, it's not healthy. Forget all about it for one split second, immerse in the delusion that is life and reality, and it'll be all the better. At least it's more bearable.

>>17265064
Oh, and the second reading was from the story, ''The Whisper in Darkness''. In case you want to look over the entire thing for no other reason than educating yourself on the writhing wonders and insanity that is held in these words. And an astonishingly huge amount of condensed purple prose.

>>17265018
The spooky wooky book shuddered in my hands, and with a magical touch, a miracle almost, that only a spirit could have performed, it flickered through the pages and stopped upon one, specific part. Okay, I'm just kidding, there's nothing spooky like that.

She was getting hold of him, and he knew that some day she would never let go. Even now she probably let him go only when she had to, because she couldn't hold on long at a time. She constantly took his body and went to nameless places for nameless rites, leaving him in her body and locking him upstairs -- but sometimes she couldn't hold on, and he would fin himself suddenly in his body again in some far-off, horrible, and perhaps unknown place.

An adventure of sorts, with him being completely aware of it, but yet him not being quite too pleased with it. I skimmed over the rest of the thing, and indeed, it's not pleasing. Not a good outcome. The story is ''The Thing on the Doorstep''.

>>17265003
>bibliomancy
Read: Stichomancy
>necronomicon
Interesting, extremely so. I fully recommend that you check out Donald Tyson, S. Ben Qayin, Venger Satanis, and Fra. Tenebrous.

Are you summoning any specific entity or gateway?

>>17265088
>Stichomancy

I just looked it up and it's used synonymous with bibliomancy, so no harm done.

As for the other books; I'm kind of bored and simply doing this for fun and giggles. If it gets good results and people are content, it's all the better. I can pull up some other books that I have, but it's not a particularly wide selection of them.

And oh, don't get me wrong, it's actually just a book that has most, if not all, of the stories that Lovecraft has written in one book. It has a neat cover too and it's title is technically Necronomicon. I'm personally not sure just how I would go about with summoning anything... solid, if that makes too much sense.

>>17265085
Hm, alrighty! Thanks a ton to the spooky wooky book wielder. I'llllll, keep that reading in mind.

Could someone/anyone give me a love reading please?

22
Libra

DM

Thanks

>>17265064

Ayy, danke.

22
Cancer
Whats my gender? Im confused since age of 6. Just what am I?

>>17265121
No problem. Keep in mind one thing on top of the reading; grain of salt.

>>17265128
If you don't mind me reading from a spooky wooky book, then I'll just go ahead and do a bibliomancy reading for you.

His expressionless face was handsome to the point of radiant beauty, but had shocked the superintendent when the hall light fell on it -- for it was a wax face with eyes of painted glass. Some nameless accident has befallen this man.

No. That's just a plain insult from the book itself. But if to be honest, I'm not seeing anything good coming up, in fact, I'm seeing bad stuff. Keep an eye out, alright? The story is ''Herbert West -- Reanimator''.

>>17265132
Ayy, no problem. Ayy.

>>17265148
My finger stopped at the word, ''Nature''.

Congratulations. Your gender is the one that you were given to, because any other stuff is just bullshit.

>>17265064

what thing is my body supposed to be doing, exactly?

>>17265003
IF you're still reading.

Male
I want a love reading, or some insight.

Thank you

>>17265180
Ok thank you for your time.

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>>17265064
>missing the joke
Oh the meta futility.

>>17265211
It was tongue in cheek. The way I see this, is that you need to separate your mind and your body first before you will be able to meet anyone. Like say, people who simply go for one-night stands. That technically counts as meeting someone new. It may be the first one though, since I don't think becoming zombie is actually a thing. If it happens, just roll with it, I suppose. Don't let your mind think too much.

>>17265214
I am reading. I am going to read for unknown amounts of time, or until I stop responding.

Norrys now took a lantern close to the altar and examined the place where Nigger-Man was pawing; silently kneeling and scraping away the lichens of the centuries which joined the massive pre-Roman block to the tessellated floor. He did not find anything, and was about to abandon his efforts when I noticed a trivial circumstance which made me shudder, even though it implied nothing more than I had imagined.

Well my friend, it seems that you shouldn't miss something that you may just be looking at. Or something from way back; be thorough with your searches and your thoughts, simply because you may just find something... interesting. Good luck with that.

>>17265224
Yeah, sure.

>>17265247
I'm tired, give me a tentacle here. Or two. Or however many you can spare.

>>17265269

topkek, are you seriously suggesting one-night stands?

>>17265312
No. By all that may exist and not exist, I do not suggest going down that route if you honestly want to meet someone that you can relate with and perhaps form a bond of some sorts, be it short term, long term, deep or close or etc. Nothing good comes out of one-night stands. It's just the entire part with the brain container and leaving the body behind made me think, ''oh, losing your mind and following the body, what could possibly happen in this case. oh. right. body stuff.''

Hey, I can pull up some more excerpts from the book if you're interested. I have nothing else to do right now.

>>17265325

no thanks, i've had enough for one night.

>>17265269
Hello, if you are doing readings would you mind doing mine? I'd like a love reading please.
I'm a 21 year old male with brown hair and hazel eyes, if you need more info let me know.

ok Mr. reader

Male
I want a love reading, or some insight of whats going to happen to it because honestly nothing has happened this few years.

To the Ayy reader, thanks for the reading in the last thread. I wish all the Lmaos for you.

>>17265329
Fair enough.

>>17265336
But while according to the earliest legends the creatures would appear to have harmed only those trespassing on their privacy there were later accounts of their curiosity respecting men, and of their attempts to establish secret outposts in the human world.

Harming those who intrude upon your space, but then growing curious and reaching out in secret ways. I'm not sure how to interpret this and in what sort of a way, it may just be you who will end up forming a secret interest in someone, or it will be another person entirely who will do that for you.

>>17265346
I would simply assume that it's me. If it's not, enjoy the free sleepy read.

Fear had lurked on Tempest Mountain for more than a century. This I learned at once from newspaper accounts of the catastrophe which first brought the region to the world's notice. The place is a remote, lonely elevation in that part of the Catskills where Dutch civilisation once feebly and transiently penetrated, leaving behind as it receded only a few ruined mansions and a degenerate squatter population inhabiting pitiful hamlets on isolated slopes.

Nope. Same stuff, it seems. Shit happens, leaves it all in an awful state. Then it's just mere and simple inertia. Unless you will actually go completely and utterly out of your way, and even then, with major changes, you will have the same thing going on.

>>17265346
Not one of the guys doing a reading, but if you just air query it's not nearly as likely you'll get a reading. Just a heads-up man.

>>17265003
Yo, if you're still here I'm game. I don't think you need any info from what I've seen, so I'll just ask.
-Where is excitement to be found? Everything is so monotonous it's killing me.
Or simply
-Is there anything for a man to do around here?

>>17265373


Wise divinators of /x/ who have been of amazing help in the past.

Where do my girlfriend and I stand? How should I be treating her and the relationship? Should I move on? Is she still interested?

Tom
21
Dark green

>>17265373
Thank you.

>>17265373
Female
Where the fk is my cat. Havent seen him a while. Is he dead or just making me worry w/o a reason.

>>17265375
Hey, I'm still kicking about. I may consider taking a nap in a bit, but yeah, I'm still here and willing to do some shit. I'll do both, since why in the everloving damnest hells not?

This first one is referencing you specifically.

The brain, I may add, is virtually immortal with its mechanical faculties and a limited nourishment supplied by occasional changes of the preserving fluid.

It's all your brain, hilariously enough. I think you may need to consider doing something that stimulates the mind, even the smallest bit, because it doesn't seem to even require much in your case. Let me pull up my other handbook with the title of ''Just be yourself: the guide to normal life'' and list a few things. Pick up a hobby that's more about mental things. Go do something that stimulates it just a little bit, and then go off from there into something more. Go out. Just do something and don't expect it to happen to you.

The second one... I died laughing. My fingers stopped at a title in the very beginning of the book. ''Waking Up Screaming''. I think you need to wake up, my friend.

>>17265422
Thanks man. I've actually been dead on my feet for the past week, coffee machine broke and my brain was replaced with a solid block of concrete.

>>17265384
It's interesting that you're asking all of these questions from a random person in /div/ who has literally nothing better to do with their night and flip pages and list off some stuff for shits and giggles. I would do the right thing and actually talk to her. You're her boyfriend, for crying out loud. You're not supposed to keep things quiet, you two are supposed to talk things out, see what works for each other, what doesn't, and work with it. God damn it you people amuse me sometimes.

The first question was a picture. A picture of the night gaunts, a swarm of them, flying in the night's sky with a full moon behind the entire mass. I'll do another pull and see what's up more. I'm tempted to say ''you two aren't standing, you two are high up in the fucking sky'', but not quite.

All quantitative estimates are partly guesswork, but it is likely that the decadent sculptures were made considerably less than a million years ago, and that the actual desertation of the city was complete long before the conventional opening of the ...

No idea. You two seem to be confused as to where you stand, simply going off by guesswork off of things that you've already done, possibly more so in the past.

Second one.

They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread. By Their smell can men sometimes know Them near, but of Their semblance can no man know, saving only in the features of those They have begotten on mankind; and of those are there many sorts, differing in likeness from man's truest eidolon to that shape without sight or substance which is Them.

This is... strange. This almost makes me think about a semblance of possible cheating, or at least hmm... treat it all with delicate care. Very delicate care, I suppose.

What should you do?

Here is the text -- a text which reached me in the cramped, archaic-looking scrawl of one who had obviously not mingled much with the world during his sedate, scholarly life.

>>17265475
Specifically the last part. Eh m8, truth be told, this ain't looking good to me. Not sure what to say more than that, but the fact that you should really look at your relationship with a closer look and a magnifying glass. Really look at it. Just re-evaluate lots of things.

But seriously, why are you asking this shit when you can look at this yourself and talk through with her? God damn it, god damn it...

>>17265449
Yeah, you need to move about a bit. Coffee's not going to solve anything much, only sleep and activity will. Keep yourself and your health in check and you should be just fine. Good luck to ya, mate.

>>17265269
I think I have an idea of what the reading means. If it's what I'm looking at right now, I'm not missing it, but there isn't much I can do about.

Thank you for the reading, really appreciate..

If I'm allowed to ask again ;

Should I join the military or wait a bit? Can't really think about anything else to do.

Thank you again

>>17265489
First up, you are allowed to ask more, since I don't have too many querents kicking about asking me for a salty reading or two.

Even if you'd go for it, knowing how the story goes, it just reveals how the entire place is just completely and utterly insane. It's one of my favorites out of the entire works that Lovecraft has written, if you care enough to know.

>what will happen if you go for military right now
>a picture of books

No, book, this is not how it works. People want to read more interesting stuff than that.

Same question.

If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings, but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

First up, you may just end up hitting the books more, or at least I'd say think over this more before you'll go for it. If you will go for it now, it's going to be insanity and madness. Imagination. It's just outright, eh... No. I'm not suggesting doing anything right now for that, and instead finding something else to do.

No problem.

>>17265003
Romance Reading
Female

>>17265509

Im >>17265346 honestly there's nothing I can do to change that?

>>17265003
Can you give me a soul reading?

Thank you

>>17265003
How will my social life be this semester?

>>17265003
What am I meant to do in life? What would I enjoy doing

>>17265509
Hey, Thank you once again.

Have never read any of his books, will definitely try to read Necronomicon.

>completely and utterly insane.
;_;

>Think over before you'll go for it.
I have been thinking a lot about it, I know I'm going to lose a lot and gain too little. But damn, there seems to be no other way out.

Thank you, wish you all the best

>>17265475
Jesus, I consider myself a proficient reader but your writing is a bit above my skill.. I thank you for the reading. Bit could you simplify it a bit so I can better understand? I'm also a bit drunk. Thanks random anon. May the wind always be at your back

>>17265654
....... did you just admit your reading level is not adequate for a post on a Polynesian shadowpuppet forum?

>>17265509
Hello i'm this guy >>17265336
Could you maybe do just a general reading for me? I enjoyed your last reading a lot.

>>17265675
This puppet forum is important enough for the feds to keep an open eye on. on . beer doesnt help

>>17265692
>feds
I'm sure they're browsing /div/ to find really gifted diviners to assist in their investigations, right?

>>17265697
The truth is far stranger than fiction my friend. The things you learn when you dig deep into what's really going on... /x/ has quite a few important visitors, making sure the kids are playing nice.

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>>17265703

>mfw this entire post

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If anyone is up for doing readings, that would be super duper. Or am i too late to that party

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>>17265269
No fgt

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>>17265703
The powers that be are eminently practical & logically have no need for anything besides accurate remote viewers and telepaths. Anything vaguer - seers, sensitive, empaths, espers, etc. is not a practical resource and they are also more unstable and less able to replicate specific powers at will.
So no, they are not 'recruiting' here, except perhaps from those who accurately describe detailed appearances and occurrences...

>>17265919
Are you thinking same cthulu guy as before? As a supposed personified metaphysical substrate or what have you, I'd expect a better post than that, but it's cool dude. Not hatin'

__________
I can do readings in around 40 minutes. Leac a query and I'll get to it then.
Fill out the following four °s pls:

°A picture of a fictional character you admire / identify with / would enjoy being (preferably a 2D person)

°Appearance/style (brief description)

°Personality (a few words)

°Make it clear what you're asking (or just general)
__________

>>17265970
That's unsettling.

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>>17266068
grunge
loner, socially awkward
is my social life going to improve this semester

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>>17266068

Male, Black Hair, glasses, 6'1, Punjabi, the most awesome mustache and beard, lean, like to wear athletic clothing, unibrow

Kind, mix of introvert and extrovert, thinker, dreamer but realistic, spiritual,

A soul reading please

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>>17266068
Scene
Cheerful
Romance reading please

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>>17266068
Average height male, brown hair, blue eyes. White and pretty scrawny.

A generally nice dude. Likes to joke around a lot, but always tries his hardest to be nice to everyone.

In 3 years, how do you see me doing? Will I at least be doing better than I am now?

I just copy and pasted my text from the last thread (you never got to me, but that's fine. it'd be nice if you can get to me this time though, heehaw) since I'm in a hurry. Hope that was okay.

Bumping to kill the hate

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>>17266068

Tall, dark, curly black hair, olive skin.
Typically calm and likable. Somewhat sadistic behind closed doors. Loyal to a fault.

Should I wear a cloak and dagger before taking up a sword, or take up a sword before wearing a cloak and dagger?

Yo I feel like doing some scrying so if anyone has any questions that can be answered with a simple "Yes" or "no" then I'll scry it for you.

>>17266396
do you see a loved one like a gf or a fuck buddy for me this year?

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King of Cups, 10 of Wands

Without you doing anything, no. You'll need to be pretty proactive and extroverted this semester. No more waiting for your life to improve through the shifting of outside circumstances.

You've got to direct currents yourself, or be swamped by them
Push onward, even though it's harder than ever now. Think of it in terms of inertia – once you begin moving faster, it will be easier to maintain a state of continuous movement. “A rolling stone gathers no moss”
In your case, 'moss' would be the buildup of self-doubt that precludes self-actualization. Another good metaphor would be that your mind is like a system of rivers and streams, with a good flow being your optimised self.
The stuff that settles at the bottom of this and builds up, the heaviness, this is the silt that blocks waterways and creates pools where there are deep emotions and strong plans and ideas that you can see, but which aren't flowing into area where they can actually do anything...

I see you going through some difficulty, but upon realizing that others that you thought yourself inferior to are actually pretty simple and shallow, I see you being able to make your life however you have wanted with less problems.
When you no longer rank yourself based on perceived judgments, you'll be free enough of self-blocks to be productive and secure (to some extent) and actually live your life instead of just watching it unfold and reacting to it.
There will also be difficulty in an emotional sense as you dredge up the silt of past bad feelings, which is necessary if you want to begin to remove it from your psyche...
You've got to change your mind about how you see challenge, by the way – it's got to be exciting instead of disheartening
Fortunately for your sake, it looks like you have the potential and willpower to make this happen. Good luck. Don't try to ignore or dull emotions – that's how the 'silt' builds up on the riverbed in the first place.

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>>17266068
Male, black hair in pigtail style 5'5
Personality: Primarily nice but can vary
style: varies
query: Am i tied to Lilith? her name keeps popping in my head and and i feel a protective yet weird vibe whenever her name pops up

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>>17266068
Asian male, skinny, short straight hair, wearing glasses
Introvert, calm, a bit too carefree

What does J think of me?

>>17266396
Would it be for the better if I broke up with my boyfriend?

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>>17266418
Whoops this was for >>17266092
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Taking a short break then I will get to the others
Thank you for your patience

>>17266068
I enjoy sweaters and skinny jeans.
I have dark brown, curly hair and brown eyes.
I'm interested in this girl.. Her initials are S.E... Does it look hopeful?

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/4/4d/Hercules_Character.png/revision/latest?cb=20150224201822

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>>17266396
will i ever be friends with h

>>17266396
Am I going to make friends this semester?

>>17266417
Yes. and now that you know that you have a good chance of fucking it up. Good luck!
>>17266449
Looks like it.

I forgot all of the queries in this thread are about love. I'm out.

>>17266474
looks like a yes with a tinge of insanity or something strange...
>>17266483
yes.

>>17266396
Does she like me?

>>17266527
tinge of insanity? what do you mean?

>>17266581

only one way to find out anon, you gotta go up to her ask her out man

>>17266504

RIP scrambles

Ugh I'm just not feelin 'the magic' right now. Give me another hour or so and I'll most likely be able to get to all those like I said

Male
18
Doesn't take things terribly seriously, with a few exceptions
Love reading

>>17266396
Will i ever be financially stable?

>>17266111
>>17266747
Take your Time bro

Male

23

Is he just another manipulative fuck trying to get what he can out of me? I thought I loved him.

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>>17266818
No beating around the bush here. I drew some cards in a relationship spread for you.

You... you're really broken up about this, aren't you? You want to free yourself. You're done being kicked around. But perhaps you feel like you don't have the power. Ah, but, friend... let me assure you. The power to make things happen, you certainly do have it.

And him? Why, all his cards were upbeat and playful cards, the polar opposite of yours. He's feeling the Wheel of Fortune, while you're feeling the King of Cups reversed? I'm sorry, but it really does seem he's toying with you.

Before you confront him, I highly suggest you think everything through first. Otherwise, it could end in disaster.

I wish you luck, bud. You don't need to act so tough. It's fine to let it out sometimes.

>>17266818

You reference more than one card, I.e, relationship spread, "cards," but only mention Knight of Cups reversed and Wheel of Fortune. Can you clarify?

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>>17267039
Sorry, I was feeling pretty sleepy so I was quick about the reading. I just didn't want to leave you with nothing because I know feeling manipulated hurts.

The cards I drew for your feelings were the Eight of Swords reversed, King of Cups reversed, and the Three of Wands reversed. Basically saying you're hurting, you want freedom from the pain, but rushing in without thinking may cause backlash.

His cards were the Two of Pentacles, Wheel of Fortune, and The Lovers. Which basically says he's definitely toying with you to some extent, and all of this may very well be a game to him. But it's not like he feels nothing towards you at all.

The Seven of Pentacles is what was drawn for the relationship situation. This could mean you're rather unsure of what you want to do. Do you still want to be with him? Is he making you happy, despite all this? Take a moment to think. If you don't think first, you'll find yourself in a mess.

>>17267133

I'm not even sure I want to be with him. I feel like he was manipulative from the beginning. Is there a such thing as old or young souls?

>>17266747
are you still around?

>>17267149
Not the reader anon, but if you feel he was manipulative from the beginning, then you need to really examine yourself, the relationship, and him. What drew you to him? what are you looking for? What do you need? What do you want? What is he looking for and what is he doing that makes you feel he's manipulative? Pay attention to your feelings. Seriously. I can't tell you how many relationships I've had where it's as simple as if you feel you're being manipulated or used, you probably are.

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>>17266111
2 of Swords, 9 of Disks
Why are you hovering on the edge of decisions and paths? Just choose; doing otherwise hurts you. It's probably the main reason I see you as worrying about your not progressing enough..

Figure it out. Thinking that it's such a big deal, while not incorrect, is something that makes you hesitate over choices or taking action toward them. I'm seeing it as a fear of the division process itself – you have an acute awareness of how every step you take in one direction is a step you could have taken in another, how choice entails sacrifice of other possibilities
For some reason you especially dislike letting go of these other possibilities, other potential selves. Why do you think that is? Not gonna address that one, not for me to look at.

However, I will say this: these choices of what to do are obviously important at this stage in your life. Though you may be lazy and have somewhat low energy right now, you should defy this feeling of ease and comfort, and go out to do things that there's really nothing stopping you from besides you


Talk to people more. Talk to more people. When you're bored or with especially low energy, meditate or study. Don't analyze things redundantly, by continuously saying you want to do something or aren't interested. Make up your mind, and start pursuing stuff..

So says whatever exists, whether it's God, spirit, or personality reading / pattern recognition / other science answers
Also, common sense agrees. 'Just do it' is an appropiate phrase

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>>17266068
Tan, short, brown eyes, female, brown hair, skinny, sagittarius

Sad, quiet, funny sometimes, tired, lazy, anxious or obsessive

I am suffering from this depression I think that is preventing me from getting a job or getting out there. I must ask if when I will overcome this depression and get this job I so much want? There is also a person I love and my depression or introversion I guess is preventing me from getting outside to see this person and as well as get a job. Basically the point of my question is when will I overcome it and finally get a job? As well as see this person I like? Sorry it's a long question.

>>17267149
Dunno, but you should definitely try and lose him.

>>17267167

Well, despite all the spiritual shit he and I talked about, he's not payed me back $150. I can go on about how I deserved it because my birth number makes me a young soul and his an old soul, but it still feels shitty when someone says they will pay you back even though you don't want to date them anymore and then they don't.

Hi readers, can I get a reading regarding whether I should stay at my job / switch jobs / move to another state (WA)?

Thank you!!

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M
22
Personality has been described as intense. Thoughtful but naïve.
Wondering about my research and relationships.

>>17267249
What the fuck does being a young or old soul have to do with being a thief or having something stolen from you? That is utterly ridiculous. Seriously? All young or old soul means is how much experience you have in past lives or how advanced you are. That's it. If anyone tells you that's grounds for something bad to happen to you that they did, they are a manipulative and disgusting piece of shit, no story about it, that's just fucking ridiculous.
Of course it feels shitty when someone steals from you, breaks promises, and you're fed up with dating a piece of shit. I don't blame you. I am a little bit genuinely angry that someone would use being a young soul as an excuse to steal from you. That's like stealing from a child and using that as an excuse. It's like nigga stealing is stealing, don't make lame ass excuses about it. Anyways, good luck with your situation, but seriously from what you said that guy is trash. But go with what the reader said, too: just because I think he's trash doesn't mean you have to listen to what I say. Go with your feelings. Are you happy? Are you unsure? Or are you fed up with his shit? Act accordingly. You only deserve what's best for you.

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can someone tell me my future? please pic unrelated

Reading things

Tell me
Social Gender
Social Age
Do you have offspring?

go

ok im male i am 19 will be 20 in feb and no offspring

>>17268940
Male
20
No

>>17268940
Male
24
No spring
Cancer

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Unorthodox method using anon here. I'm nervous for today's class and would like to forget about my anxiety for a moment.
I'll do readings for any anon who wants it, I'll just need your question.
>a question
And anything else you'd like throw into the mix.

I don't guarantee epiphany or realization. I'll just do what I do and see where it'll take us.

>optional:
You can also post a pic of someone you idolize, and write a little about why they are your idol.(like what makes them unique from everyone else?)
Can be fictional or real.

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Male
23

How will this case work out? In my favor?

>>17268940
Female
25
No

>>17268940

>Male
>22
>No

Let's see where this goes.

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will mady come back to me? and the pic is layne staley, he is my idol. he is the reason i am a singer.

>>17268977
Is my gf loyal? Has/did she cheat the other week?

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>>17269083
Talking to me?

Will do.

>>17269114
yess thank youu

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>>17268977
will i get qt gf?
pic for idol, this motherfu...patrician gentleman built a city of marble

>>17269083
I'm afraid to say she won't be crawling into your arms any time soon. You've got to do some self work before you can be the lighthouse of anyone's stray ship.

Lighthouse... Are you made of brick, mud, or stone? How's the masonry work on yourself?
Take this analogy to heart, and build a lighthouse out of strong materials carved into the rock you stand upon. Once your foundation is complete work on the details.
Be careful not to become a stray ship in this ocean either. Keep north and follow the prevailing winds.

Sun= princess of swords
Moon=art, reversed
Arrow=adjustment

>>17269139
>qt gf
What's dat?

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>>17268977

What's my love future like? Will I get a gf soon?

AJ Styles, the guy has been doing his thing in the pro-wrestling business for almos 20 years and he finally signed with the bigges pro-wrestling promotion on earth. The guy is an amazing father and a true warrior. He fights with his sould on the line everytime he steps into the ring.

>>17269177
A man worthy of being an idol.
>77
And dubs that I cannot ignore.

Perhaps you've got the situation twisted.
Why are you so pressured to know the hour in which you'll find love? Do you not know that love is in everything? Your parents, your friends, your teachers? Your love future is within yourself from the very beginning.

I'll try to divine the future of your love life. I don't guarantee anything though. Matters like these are in the hands of querents 100% most of the time.

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>>17269171

>>17269177
I see no futures. As expected because I'm not a seer.

Moon= 4 of cups
Sun= fool, reversed
Arrow= 7 of swords, reversed

Watch yourself carefully. You need to realize something important, but it may be tricky for you because it'll never be so obvious. You'll have to be patient in attaining the understanding you need before you can be ready to recieve the love you seek.
Don't make any rash moves without proper knowledge, or you may fall from grace and have to restart. It may he that you must fall from grace first to fully appreciate the realization you will need, but I'm unsure.

Above all of this, you should ask yourself if you're ready to let someone into your life the way you want them to.

Hope this helps a little anon!

>>17269210
A hot woman in sports attire?
Why would you want that?

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>>17268977

how do my best friends see me? things seem a little distant between the three of us, and i'm wondering what i have to do to make things normal again, if i even need to do anything. i might just be feeling paranoid.

my idol is akina nakamori, she's an amazing singer and after she tried to kill herself in the 80's she turned her life around and she's happy now (or so i hope)

>>17269227
Ahh a most courageous person. For one, if she's still unhappy then she lives for the sake of others and has forfeit her life temporarily for their sake. Ahh.. Humanity and love. Strange mix if you ask me.

Hmm.. I'd say it's paranoia, as I've had similar episodes in my life.
I dealt with it like this:
"Hey man we don't hang out as much as we used to. I miss that."
Of course it didn't change much and we started to drift, but it layed to rest suspicions about myself and them. Instead we are realizing our own roads to success and are sacrificing things along the way in preparation.
We do see eachother every so often, and it makes one realize that even if we spend less time together, it doesn't mean that we like eachother any less. That's what experience has taught me, but I'll ask your query for you.(to who I'm asking I have no idea lol)

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>>17269244

i guess part of it is that i feel a bit left out; they're experiencing things in life i haven't had a chance to yet (love, marriage, etc...) thank you though, anon!

is my future going to suck?

>>17269227
I'm not good at interpreting the Celtic cross at all. So I encourage you to attempt to understand it yourself.

From a glance and a feeling, I think they are seeing you as the drifter. The one moving away.
It's hardships to the end of this chapter, and it's not for nothing either. Don't be weighted down by all of this, because I know you'll find another sunrise in the future. Persist and it's yours. The past will become the past, and in this moment you will have to create your future. Don't be staggered by the weight of the challenge that awaits.
In that moment, you'll have to create your future. You'll have yo create your future whether you accept that responsibility or not. The earlier done the earlier you move onto the next chapter.

2 of cups
2 of swords

Queen of cups
4 of swords
9 of wands, reversed
5 of wands, reversed

Knight of disks
8 of wands
6 of cups, reversed
9 of swords

>>17269255
Ah. This makes sense now. You're the one drifting away. You long for the past. But it's time to create the future. The longer you wait, the less of a say you have on the actual creation of your future.

Knight of disks goes on his adventure in the early morning. His journey has started days ago, but today he climbs out of bed and saddles his horse, changes its hooves, dons his armour and club, and ventures alone with his steed.

Trying to make a story is hard. Moral is that you have to buckle down and get the ball rolling.

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>>17268977
And I'm out of it for now.
I've got to get ready for class, but my offer still stands to any anons who want a reading. Just link to the post up there, with the necessary information, and I'll give it a go when I'm available later tonight.

Have a good day everyone. :)

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Anyone doing readings? could really use one about my future

Is my current job making me too materialistic / inflating my ego?

I have an interview with another place where I feel like I could be more open and genuine.

>>17269423
What are the jobs? What are the pros and cons for both? Can you afford this transition? What do you risk and what can you gain?

Why do you think you're becoming materialistic in regards to your current occupation?

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Y'all need some self reflection.

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>>17268977
Can you do a soul reading for me? All details appreciated.

I idolize Luffy's courage, his loyalty to his comrades, his sense of freedom, helping the oppressed

>>17268977
Hello,
I would like to know if I will forget abolir my last girlfriend and if am i in the rigor path pf selfdiscovery?

>>17269591
A soul reading? I'm not sure how to do that anon. Sorry. :(

>>17269592
One question, anon.
If you could ask any question to an all knowing, invisible, and immeasurable creator, what would it be? Make it a good question because you only get one chance to ask.

>>17269591
>>17269619
Ok then,
Can you tell me what my higher calling is?

>>17269639
I can certainly try. Though I won't be able to preform the reading until much later tonight.(in maybe 8 hours from now, maybe more)

>>17269657
That's OK, I will check every couple of hours.
Extra Info related to question,

I am a spiritual person and I've had the honor of having experienced the Oneness. It has slowly and gradually changed my paradigm.

>>17269625
It would be what's my right path to be complete with myself

So, where's Thoth at now? Been a while since I've seen him

>>17269828
He's taken up wizarding alone. Basically transitioned into a Gandalf figure.
I hear he wonders /x/ threads!

>>17269869
Lol. Thoth the hermit.

So while I'm not really religious and haven't had much experience with this stuff, I've seen the future in my dreams quite often and their accuracy is pretty high
So what I was wondering was would I be able to use divination to channel this?

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>>17269828
>>17269869
>>17269897
>implying he and BV haven't been duking it out with magic for the past few months
calling it.
They're norse warring with magic

>>17269921
I doubt either are doing such things.

>>17269921
I agree with >>17269928. I doubt both of them are giving enough fucks to deal with the bullshit that comes with it. So no, your fantasy of norse fighting with magic is sadly not true in this case.

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>>17270000
>0000
Zero fuck given.

>>17269438

First job:

Sanitation worker in a warehouse

Pros:

Structured pay raises up to $20+/hr, plethora of benefits, convenience

Cons:

Like working with the characters from idiocracy, mind-numbing work, promotions based on who can suck the most dick

Other job:

Pros:

Base pay just under what I currently make + 10% commission on sales, less physically demanding (my spine has gone downhill from all the lifting boxes,) promotions based on numbers, gut feeling that the job is more suited to my personality

Cons:

Longer commute, not guaranteed benefits, have to dress up every day, no structured raises; pay depends largely on sales

And, I dunno. I feel like I absorb my surroundings quite a bit. Where I work, everyone is just about money. Many don't have lives outside of the job and I feel a bit ostracized which could be my imagination since I'm somewhat of a loner, but I get negative vibes from 75% of the people.

>>17269928
He says: "I don't love women. Love has to be reinvented, we know that. The only thing women can ultimately imagine is security. Once they get that, love, beauty, everything else goes out the window: all they have left is cold disdain, that's what marriages live on nowadays. Sometimes I see women who ought to be happy, with whom I could have found companionship, already swallowed up by brutes with as much feeling as an old log..."

"I listen to him turn infamy into glory, cruelty into charm. "I belong to an ancient race: my ancestors were Norsemen: they slashed their own bodies, drank their own blood. - I'll slash my body all over, I'll tattoo myself, I want to be as ugly as a Mongol: you'll see, I'll scream in the streets. I want to get really mad with anger. Don't show me jewels; I'll get down on all fours and writhe on the carpet. I want my wealth stained all over with blood. I will never do any work... "Several times, at night, his demon seized me, and we rolled about wrestling! - Sometimes at night when he's drunk he hangs around street corners or behind doors, to scare me to death. - I'll get my throat cut for sure; won't that be disgusting." And, oh! those days when he wants to go around pretending he's a criminal!

>>17269273
>>17269281

i don't want to have a future where they're not around though :( i don't know what to do to not seem like i'm drifting away. i don't know what to do at all. thanks though

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Hey /div/,
I'm going to be doing some reading for querents in the IRC.
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination

>>17271031
That was fun. Thanks for asking me questions.

I won't be taking anymore. Sorry.

>>17269921
>>17270467
BV is probably sucking dick somewhere

Will do a few readings.

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>>17271616
>the cringey ass kissing that happens in these threads

>>17271628
>Matt
>Capricorn
>What will be outcome of all this craziness with my girlfriend?

>>17271628
>libra

Is my gf loyal? Did she cheat the other weekend at the club?

>>17271628
Female
Virgo
Will I find money doing something I tolerate to pay the bills? Or should I bank on my creative project.

Thank you.

>>17271616
Why in the fuck people even bring him up nowadays? He may as well be rotting in a ditch and nobody with a sane mind would care.

>>17271672
oh he's very well alive

>>17271650
It will be good

>>17271656
Yes she did

>>17271628
Does he still want to be with me? He told me to get my shit together and hardly talks to me now. But yesterday he replied to me at 22:22 and that's exactly when I got on is it a sign? Does he love me enough? Is he my life partner? I want to be with him

>>17271628
Male, Virgo
How will things turn out with the girl I'm pursuing?

>>17271667
You may pursue your creative project. But, it's like this, it will be tough and will feel like a job anyways. Good luck.

>>17271628
What will happen if I talk to S again?

>>17271628
A general future reading please

J
22
Sagitarrius
Man

>>17271687
I feel it was a relationship without a solid foundation, just emptiness.

>>17271628

Hoping for a reading for next month.

Male
Chris
Capricorn
19

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>>17271696
Thanks!

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>>17271687
His been playing games with me all fucken year so I don't know at is going on

>>17271691
I know you adore her very much, but I did not see much chemistry between you two that would hold you together

>>17271708
His been playing games with me all year torturing me, I don't know what's going on, I want to be with him

>>17271697
He will abandon you?

>>17271628
Male
Scorpio

What is my connection to lilith

>>17271702
I feel like you will do the same as a grandfather you know?

>>17271726
Ah jeez, really? That question mark makes me a little confused, but thanks I guess.

>>17271712
Sunny weather. Lots of relaxing. Having fun.

>>17271628

Would wings suit me?

Ah sorry that's it for now. Just lost my synch.

>>17271708
I want him to let me in so I can fix everything I need to know if he will want me again at some point his not talking to me hardly ever, and when he does its like his in competition with me cuz I bet his game

>>17271716

eyy b0ss, maybe it's time to dump him b0ss

>>17271628
How romance goes for me in the near future?
Thanks, Analagom.

>>17271770
So we are still together?
I want to fix everything

>>17271677
Not even that anon, but who gives a fuck? Most of us of us loved his readings and some of us (myself included) hated him as a person. Who gives a fuck? He's not around anymore, let him do his own fucking thing wherever the fuck he is. There is literally no point in bringing him up anymore. Just focus on the readers who are still around and let those who are gone fuck off and do whatever the fuck they're doing.

>>17271791

move on and find a new qt b0ss

>>17271803
I like them. Do they still like me enough they will let me in again? I need to fix things and show j have the answers

>>17271811
Not /div/ capable, but even I can tell you that you should do self-improvement for YOURSELF, not for anyone else.

Not justifying that you don't need to develop better habits, I'm saying you need to do them for yourself and not for the other person you're pining for.

>>17271827
I am doing them for myself, just wanted to show them, are they going to let me in?

>>17271734
I never knew my grandfather...from either side of the family

>>17271802
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
he did a reading a thread or two ago anon, he's still here

Male / Scorpio

Should I go to the city I see the numbers about or avoid?

Clint

21

Taurus

I've laid the groundwork for my career going forward and soon will have an avenue to make money, will it be enough to keep me afloat?

>>17269677
>>17269710
Terribly sorry lads. :( The school life has begun. Won't be able to pull through tonight.

>>17270482
It's temporary if you're lucky. You have to understand that you have to do your own stuff. Get your things in order.
Being an adult is different, and you'll have less time to spend with friends as you take on more responsibilities. However, it doesn't mean you won't ever see them again.
It's funny. To them, you are distant. But it seems like they're moving forward and away.
Idk I'm tired. Some things you'll have to learn the hard way, or you can forget the entire reading.

>>17272172
>>17269677

Damn, I was waiting the whole day...oh well good luck on your studies bro.

>>17271983
Hmm. Weird. I'd be interested to hear if you decide to find out

>>17272342
my grandfather on my dad's side died young like really young, about mid 20s and i don't know my mom's side of the family at all

>>17272359
Hmm. No relatives in the military?

>>17272075
BV is gone? Damn. Thoth is also gone. That's two good readers.

>>17272366
not that I know of, could you elaborate on what this grandfather supposedly did in his llife?>>17272366

>>17272373
Yea, I saw an old man that looked like he was wearing a soldier's outfit. It felt like maybe he was your relative

>>17270467
... the fuck?
Is this stuff one of them said to you or something? Also, how exactly does one 'go around pretending to be a criminal'

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The urging feeling has returned, and as such, I return here with an offer of but a few readings. The other places have proved to be insufficient, to say the least... Give me your questions and I will repeat what the voices will tell me. It does not mean I can explain their muttering, but I can try to listen closer. I am not offering more than a few, so make it count. Or not? We shall see.

>>17273100
Can you tell me if I can get better in divination (or possibly magicks)? I've been wondering if I am going down the right path in terms of this, or if I have any tallent at all....

>>17273100
Male

Love reading, if possible.

Thank you.

>>17273100
Is it possible to ask the voices if I need to know anything? Don't have a question that I want to ask currently. If not, thank you anyways.

>>17273100
why not?
Male
22
Thanks

Yo I'ma do some dumbass scrying for you people.

gimme your dumbass love queries, and hold the balls plz!

>>17273100
How will be my life if i move from my city to another?

>>17273165
How will be my life if i move from my city to another?

>>17273165
Female

What's wrong with me and L?

>>17273115
Sparkling waters up ahead, but yet there is no hope within the eyes that see. Take off that blindfold of yours, for what good will it do when you have yet to begin? There is a cherry tree, filled with fruits that are not yet of the tree itself. Pick them. There is pruning to be done.

Nothing more was said, and within moments of silence I heard the usual chatter that seems to follow the voices. Make sense of it, for I have no idea how to. Keep your mind open, but yet not too open on learning more about the fair sciences of magic and divination; rationality is a virtue, after all.

>>17273119
Slumber. The images started to react to the voices, showing me a sight of a slumbering tiger, deep in rest and deep in thought. There is a young girl beside, and she is at rest too, but far more awake than the tiger itself. What shall she do, what shall she do, for the tiger is a danger, but yet a treasure? A fair girl she is, blonde hair and a blue cloth, but yet not a dress. More fitting for a young boy, than a fair little maiden such as her.

>>17273122
I am able to ask, but the direction of the voices will not be set down, and therefore I am unable to follow them with as much ease as I can with a question.

A sight of a bunch of purple tulips. Whispering from the tulips, there is nothing more than I can hear besides the repeated word, ''whispers. whispers. whispers. whispers. whispers...''. And so it goes on and on. Then, a line. Change, destruction, morality, what good will it all do? Then, cackling of a voice with the words, ''pain, pain, pain, pain,'' and then with a crazed tone, screaming the word itself.

This is all that you need to know. I do not know if I can hear closer, for they seem to be rather restless with you.

>>17273165
Straight male here

I need a Qt.13 ;_; am I going to meet any ?

>>17273100
F
Is there anything i can do to help my friend who is avoiding me?

>>17273172
nice double post. lets see here LET ME CONSULT MY CRYSTAL BALLZ

MMMMMYES

you'll likely be content with life.
maybe a bit bored.
and hell it looks like there might be a cute slut there. but i'm not entirely sure. this is just scrying after all. Hell divination in general isnt something you should put much stock into since the idea of it is laughable.

>>17273173
problem is you're bred for your lattes and lawsuits and hair piece and prozac and eye lid and your car and all that bullshit. It's all just a bullshit freak rain.
>>17273180
Scriyng who wants to bang you.
Looks like a guy does. so that's not good news. let me keep looking.
LOOKS LIKE a girl with beady eyes and and a not so soft face wants your nuts.

>>17273165
Female
Who is my soul mate, do i know them already?

>>17273245
IDK.

>>17273176
Tiger one here.

The reading was spot on, I think I have an idea of who this young girl is, I might be completely wrong though.

Really appreciate your time, you're an awesome reader.

>>17273165
male general reading

>>17273222
>check 'em

Well, thankfully you could find a woman. I hope I find her.

Thank you for the scry

>>17273157
Why not for the question, or is it simply because you are asking for the sake of asking, expecting to hear something that may or may not be relevant?

A jungle of sorts. How deep the branches go, how deep the soul goes. There is really no stop to what is there to be found. Jump above the sky, jump above the moon, jump towards the stars and the one who watches you.

There is simply nothing there to be telling, for it is a question that many sought out for. Where will it lead you to, with a sigh I say that there is nowhere to be found. Jump. Why do you people not jump? Shadows; be warned.

And then, they stopped.

>>17273166
Thundering sounds. Repetition, following a certain tune that they seem to have. Some sort of a machinery that is at work, but yet with no purpose clear to me. A crack, and I hear a loud ringing sound of a gem being broken beneath the thundering. The images build up, showing me a sight of dust falling down into a collection bin, and from there it goes into different parts. From there, it simply goes down and down, but yet further and further into the center of the machine.

Robotic, monotonous, but with a strange sense of a purpose that will not be too apparent. Precious things will be broken under the monotonous thunder and used for something that is unclear.

>>17273181
Silence, but yet a voice says it. A rumbling tone, holding out the word for as long as it possibly can. Siiiilllleeeennnnccccceeeee...
Leave them to be their own. It is their rope to cross, and even if they struggle they shall get back on it and proceed further. It is their show, even if the spotlight may not be on. Leave them be.

>>17273258
This isnt tarot. but here goes!
you're trapped in a conflict. it seems to be related to some sort of treachery and is crippling. almost as if some fiend is spying on you.
everything you reach out for is always covered in thorns. You should lose some weight.

>>17273100
Male 18. Will I stay all alone? I met people who seems to like me and I like one girl of them but I'm afraid my relation with them won't last because I'm kind of different from them.
Plus, will I be successful in my professional projects?
Do your best anon, thank you.

>>17262779
This thread and all its posters are the cancer that is killing /x/.

>>17273165
M
what's in my near future?

>>17273274
Why not guy here.

Here's something more in depth. I have two paths to go on in relationships right now.

I have an opportunity to further my career in research by going abroad for a while, but it would cut into my time for my degree.

I've been put in a place where a choice has to be made, and change will happen.

Any idea?

>>17273327
You'll be alive for awhile, take a shit later, and one day, eventually die.

>>17273165
Hi
How am I supposed to end it with 'W'? Will it all work out by itself or do I have to man up and drop her? Also what about the girls in school that I'm intrested in, 'A' in practicular.
Thank you

>>17273176
Thank you, I think about what I need to do in order to be able to "see".

Thank you for your time, reader, I wish you good fortune and a clear, calm mind.

>>17273100
How should I go about getting a better future and making progress?

>>17273274
>Thundering sounds...

Hum i have an offer to work in a workshop where i will craft some precious thing. So yeah i will probably break some stuff but it's common at first.
When asking the same question it always end up that it will be repeatiting.
But in the end i will learn a great craft.

>>17273399
Get off your lazy ass and do something, faggot.

>>17273292
A voice spoke; orbs of shadows. Only these three words were enough to force the imagery to my sight. A young man surrounded by these small orbs, hovering in the air. There's whispering in the air. He seems to touch one of those, and it sticks onto him. With a slight shake, he manages to pull it off of his finger, but yet the particles remain hanging in the air around him. Through the orbs, I can see whiteness. People. A woman with dark hair watching. The man pushes through the orbs, but the darkness follows and pushes him away.

He is left all alone. In his dark, he pushes away the light. In his cloud of darkness, he clouds up the clarity. All, all alone.

For the second question, I immediately saw a spiked, red egg. Someone hammers in a spike into it and cracks the shell. An old man shouts at the person. ''What are you doing you idiotic child? That's not how you treat a legendary object!''.

To both of their surprise, the egg leaks white and there is but a large chick inside of it. Nothing resembling a dragon.

Make sense of that as you will. You are seemingly too rash with your actions, and the most important project is but a sham in disguise. Watch it.

>>17271802
All that rage and not realizing he's never left, he's posted here dozens of times as anon since saying he was leaving. Hell he probably made the post you respinded to :^)

>>17272414
The Bard wishes he could write like that. No. Excerpt from a poem by Rimbaud. Wanted BV to read it

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>>17273100
No where else really gets rid of the itch as well as 4chinz, eh? So much raw energy snapping around here like a live wire. Its all the virginity and repression.

I could use a general reading, if you feel inclined.

>>17273753
whow will this year be like for me?

>>17271677
There is nothing for us to say, but there is much to show. One wishes not to speak and the second one does nothing but sneer.

A child sitting in a field of grass. He is hiding his head, with a maniacal grin on his face, eyes glinting with a hidden madness. The world around him is slowly dripping away onto him, and the only reasons why it is all intact is but from the will itself. His fantasy shall end soon; all that has to happen is for the will to break.

Delusions of a broken world that was not meant to stay intact. The world above is crushing him, and he is only stalling time. Darkness is a horror when it is material and when it drips all over one's world.

>>17273755
I have observed many in this place. Very few deserve fair opinion and respect. Most are just seeking for their ego to be fed. I shall leave it at that, for it is not my place to say anything. The voices only wanted me to say the above.

>>17273100
male
did i screw things up with my friend (Z)?

>>17273100
Male

Soul reading

22

>24
>male
>introverted, realistic, dreamer, driven, funny
>any reading related to wealth please

>>17273331
A choice will be made, but only by your hand. One will lead to short-term, but catastrophic, another will lead to a long-term, but a stop. Make out of that as you will.

While the voice was speaking, I saw a wheel and an old sea captain behind it, maneuvering through the ice caps. The further the boat sails, the more crowded it becomes. There is a port to the right. Sail to the right, you fool, or there will be nothing for you to save. Travel is but an endeavor that you should not see through, for a stop at the port would be more profitable. Wait and rest.

That means no, if you were curious. No traveling. Wait until the time is right and then seek another opportunity. That is all.

Is D going to reach out to me? If so, why?

>>17273940
I drew 4 cards
Judgement, 8 of cups in reverse, Queen of Cups in reverse
Topped with a 2 of Pentacles

You may have left a bad impression on them last you spoke. Something has soured them. Don't take it too hard if you get the cold shoulder, they are musing things over.

There may also be other people they need to focus her attention on, or they're busy with work and family.

I would suggest biding your time. When they're free from current affairs you may be sought out then.

He makes me so happy that I don't know if I should move on.


While there's another guy I kind of like.

The thing is if guy one were to be ready to date, I would drop everything and be his girlfriend.

I don't know what to do or if I should tell guy one and if it would do anything. Another option is to get to know guy two some more. And then I can always just move on from everything.

>>17273772
thank you for the reading

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Am 23 and currently in a 4 year relationship.

Would life be more fulfilling single?

Could anyone do me? Kuba, male
>>17273348

would prefer BV to give this reading

male
19
friendly, but careful

should I stay on the road I have made?

>>17274025
Should you stay the course? Only if you want to scream yourself hoarse. I saw the belly of a great three masted ship, slaves in chains filling the belowdecks. They fear the future more than they fear a wreck...

>>17274014
This was not for you. It was for the man in question. If you are him, then so be it. If you are not, then let the words be known to the one whom they are directed to.

I have no reason to remain here for any longer. I will return at a later date.

>>17274043
Give me one good reason to squander my energy and time for such things and I may reconsider. He has posted his e-mail in this place many times, I believe you could simply ask and someone will reply to you with it. Why bother those who are obviously not in the urges to answer questions on such, when you can ask the man himself? After all, you always can wait for a reading like the people who do so in here.

>>17273100
F
25
Will i be able to find the help i'm looking for?

>>17273753
Epic fail (I'm actually in power to objectively juge you) but at least you have imagination and a sense of narration. I seriously doubt you have reading skills. Sorry anon, you should train harder or stop bullshiting other if you are not serious about that.

>>17273176
Thank you for this. It makes sense to me.

>>17274055
You misunderstand my situation, but then, you are clearly not the reader I need for this query since that is the case. Have a good day.

>>17274119
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>>17274119

>>17274103
Hey, discord, can I get a reading?

>>17274125
I'm still waiting for my cards or I would. I'm sorry.

>>17274098
I returned for a quick moment to address this post.

You are in no power you objectively judge anything in here, in this particular thread, in this particular board no less. I did say that I only provide that which the voices tell me. I did not say that they can be accurate or sensible. The visions are something I do not follow myself. I come here for practice, if that is entirely possible, and if you outright assume that I do not have reading ''skills'', then so be it. It is your choice to make and your view to assume. I am truly tempted to say that you should look at other people whom I have given readings for and perhaps guess otherwise.

Who cares anyway. I certainly don't. Why should you?

>>17274104
About this man? Eight of Swords. That is what I saw and that is what I heard. Your general reading? A man walking, changing his pace constantly, while a voice in turn, kept repeating the word ''stop.'' It changed the speed, and so changed the man the speed of his walking. He did not stop, but he went slower or faster.

I am strained enough as it is and I would rather not push myself further than this. This is presumably beyond doubt that it may be wrong, like this particular anon who suggests that I am a mere bullshitter. So be it, if that is the case. Fools they are who believe me. Have a good day.

>>17274194
Changing his pace constantly in response to being asked to stop. Fuck. That's me, for sure. The guy who said you have no skill is an idiot or shill. Thank you for your time, you didn't need to push yourself for me. I regretted asking

Male
Leo, insecure, relaxed
Will my social life sort out? Will I find the right people?