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>Women take by aliens to make babies
>One women had 13 babies with aliens
>The aliens are harvesting their DNA to create children that combine the best of both human and alien characteristics over a period several years
>describe their sexual encounters with extra-terrestrials as the 'best they've ever had'
>'It was great. It was an incredible super primal, super raw, super primal sexual experience'
>'There was a really freedom and we were really going for it. It was the best sex I ever had.'
Am I the only one annoyed that they they completely failed to actually explain what their alien sex encounter was like.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3408500/It-super-primal-sexual-experience-Group-women-make-extraordinary-claim-hybrid-children-fathered-ALIENS-live-giant-spaceships-say-best-sex-ever.html
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>>17250670
It was too good to describe in full... An intergalactic 'wham, bam, ayyy lmao ma'am!'
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>>17250670
>they just so happen to know how to draw
Right.
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Reeeeeeee cucked even by alienssss
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>>17250670
>there are people out there that got cucked by ayy lmaos
Ayy lmao.
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These are the women and their drawings of their babies.
Apparently if you had primal alien sex babies you get re-occurring dreams about doctor's offices or classrooms, missing times or false pregnancies.
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>>17250690
vertical or horizontal? Indeed they look... off, to put it mildly.
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twizzlers is all I think about when I read OP
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>>17250670
>dailymail
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>>17250690
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I believe I am an alien myself.
Does anyone know how to get in contact with these women??
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>>17250670
>we aren't looking for attention, we had sex with ayy lmaos and made lots of little alien babies and this is what they looked like
ok cool
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/x/ used to have actual creative writing on it. Now the Daily Mail does most of the "creative writing".
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I'M IN LOVE WITH ALIEN
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER EYEEEES
I'M IN LOVE WITH AN ALIEN
I'M A XENOPHILE IN DISGUISE
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>>17250707
you'll probably have to signal a ufo down dude, they can prob give you contact numbers
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>>17250690
they look schizo
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