Been training secretly in demonology through learning exorcism

I hear demons really don't like role-playing.

>Brad whose an expert.
>"whose"

>Has access to AN EXPERT!!! woooooooo
>Comes to /x/ for advice

>>17244618
Write the name of a demon on your body.
Write the name of a demon down on an object.
Say the demon's name three times into a candlelit mirror.
Place your left hand on your chest and say "I summon you(insert demon name) from the shadows enter my dreams and reveal yourself to me".
Then go to sleep around 12 or 4 am

>>17244626
Brad P Whose, an expert.

>>17244634
That is a horrible idea. I doubt op wants to do a voluntary possession.

>Expand your anus
>Insert Crucifix
>Chant name of demon 6 times
>Make a fire in a Metal bucket
>Insert head
>Demon exits ass

>>17244640
Your right, he should also bury the item with the demons name on it.
He should also draw blood from his left hand to put on the item.
Then he should find the attribute or angel opposite of the demon write it's name on a piece of paper and burn it.
Finally when he awakens the next day, he needs to knock on a closed door and say "(insert name if demon) I summon you show yourself again to me so I can fulfill the promise".
;)

>>17244634
not trying to do posession trying to summon a demon but Brad is not allowed to use his phone this late because his parents take it away because he texts all night.

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>>17244713

>>17244713
Comic genius

>>17244618
demonology is overrated. your going to get bored and at the end every one just does battle grounds anyways.

get use to destruction its way better. slap like 3 seed of destruction on separate targets then hit it with shadow fury and when they are stunned start with your fear spells

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>>17244793
Come on man he needs to summon me.

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>>17244814
uhhh thats an elephant. I need to summon a demon to demonstrate my powers of exorcism and control over the Demon world so they know to fear me since I control them and can harness their inner strength to use as dark seed like it says in the manual.

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>>17244895
Yes mortal an elephant, your kin buy my symbol.
They worship me now and give me strength.
Call upon me and you will see.

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>>17244918
our demon book we made uses symbols and no elephants or animals of any kind. We have a super Hermes that Brad made because its a triple angel, one angel on each foot and the angel hat making him a super angel.

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>>17244936
Lol ur shitposting is too good.

>>17244713
fucking kek

>>17244625

You should meet one or two.

>>17244618

What kind of demon, OP?

>>17244713
You're why I never leave.

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>>17244618
Short Answer:
Don't.

Long Answer:
Find name of thing
Believe in thing
Give thing a form to manifest
Bind thing into Physical thing
Kill.
Face a death more excruciating than you can possibly imagine
Face an afterlife more excruciating than you can possibly imagine
Get fucked in Judgement because you took something away that wasn't yours to take.
Face Annihilation with the rest of the things that you pissed
Non existence for Eternity.
????
Profit?

>>17244793
underrated post

as an arcane master I hate demonology

>>17244793
Nice try Gul'Dan

>>17245631
That sounds more like a Tulpa than a demon.

>>17245616
Is that Brad? Who is that?

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>>17245645
Essentially the same thing, except Tulpas are manifestations that are User based, where as the latter exist regardless of User input.

That is why I said "Don't". Because you are fucking with something that doesn't need you specifically to exist, and has friends.

>>17245658
>>17245631
This poster is a skeleton dont trust anything they say.

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>>17245658
>pic related
supernatural show that involves demonology, she even has a demon stone and who knows what could happen with that?
Summoning a demon would be cool because its all about controlling them through ancient lost techniques that are beyond our understanding.

Just did the pencil ritual so engaged the first step. The one where you hold a pencil on a piece of paper not in your hand but in your fingers and let the demon guide it as a calling to them to come forth from the grim darkness of the plagued ether they dwell in.

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>>17245684
Enjoy your suffering then I guess.

Also, Im a skeleton.

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>>17245713
your saying the demon has friends? Demons cant have friends, nothing in our spirit guide mentions them having friends, it just says they have legions which means if we get the demon we get the legions.

>>17245722

No faggot. Your interpreting your faggot tome wrong or something. The demon doesn't HAVE legions. The demon IS legion.

You and Chad are soo fucked. You should have just listened to the skeleton but no your stupid as fell for the don't trust the skelingtons meme.

>>17244618
I honestly can't even begin to properly answer this after going through the thread I feel as if it would be a waste of my time and everyone else's to give out actual information

>>17244713
>expert
>parents take his phone away
ALRIGHTY

>>17244625
Wrong, they adore playing Shadowrun with us.

>>17244618
THAT dude is a cannibal; don't trust him.

>>17245658
Nothing that you do is without your input.

>>17244618
>learning exorcism
>HALP ME SUMMON DEEMUNZ GUISE ecks deee!!!