I'm looking for someone I know for a fact either exists

April 20th, 1889

>>17222913
it's me and i was definitely born already

What genre are we? This can tell us volumes.

>inb4 shit "he is coming" meme

>>17222942
euronymous is dead and his boyfriend dead is dead too.

haha your shitty musicians are too retarded to stay alive.

>>17222913
The Rorrim man.

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There is only one protagonist in this MMO, everyone is just a resource to be exploited that surely would do nothing if it wasn't for the glorious messiah to wipe their ass.

Stop with silly games and learn that we are all playing, you are a network node, just like every bacteria, and every kernal of corn that goes into your life-sustaining syrup.

>>17222913
why are you looking for him?

>>17222913
You're a profaggonist for believing such retarded shit.

>>17222913
Why?

>>17222913
Quit being pretentious. State your thread topic or get the fuck out.

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>>17222913
Maybe you're looking for "him" because the protagonist is man.

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Look in your mirror
The universe is infite ergo the universe have infinite protagonists

>>17222947
Tragic Comedy.

>>17227408
A near death experiecer compared life on Earth to a satire comic book.

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>>17227352
Man truly is the best main character, for the best villain is one you can empathize with, while the best hero is a conflicted one

Right here, senpai.

>>17222913


There's a few of us and we all shitpost on /x/.

I'm actually the villain, and the modified plague I'm working on should be ready in just less than a decade.

Come get me bros.

i guess if you were a christian it would be jesus christ

I dont know OP.

My entire life , I have felt like I stuck out like a sore thumb.

Maybe you feel the same?

Bryan Silva

>>17222913

Reality is plot driven as opposed to character driven
There's no absolute central character, but central themes

>>17222913
It's me

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>>17230705
Jokes on all of you, I am the MC.
How do I know this?

Easy. Anytime there's fog in my town, it splits around me like in a video game. Can't imagine what life is like for you NPC folk

>>17230710
Jokes on you, I just made the fog in my town disappear.

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>>17230722
Jokes on you, you and your town only exist cause I willed you to

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>>17230736
Jokes on you, you're just a figment of my imagination

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>>17222913
I wish it was me...I need someone to tell me Im real. I dont believe it anymore :/
I dont believe in anything anymore,actually. Im at the point of actually being scared and I dont even know why.

>>17230750
Goto church. Or AA, Or somewhere you can easily belong.

>>17230750
is this why you're not posting in /trash/...

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Check the back of your cereal box Captain Carnage, the prize in the box is cereal.

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>>17230751
I dont belong there.

>>17230755
I cant trust anyone there anymore. Im scared. For various reasons. Im tired of crying.

>>17230765
damn...i hope its not related to what i think but i think it may be

im sorry
im here as a friend either way and im sorry for the jokes i made if that has anything to do with it

stay strong, friend

>>17230765
You're a real edge meister aint ya? Alright, go get shit faced and find a homeless person. Talk to em, they like the interaction

>>17222913
you're a retard, that's all. now do your homework so you can get a decent job when you grow up

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ur so original op

u shuld tote write fanfiction breh

>>17230779
Dont be sorry. Its my fault.

>>17230782
I dont drink :/ Maybe I should..

>>17230796
:(
dont start drinking

its bad for you

>>17222913
>I'm looking for the protagonist.
>The main character of reality itself.
Go look in your local mental asylum, bet you there are countless schizos convinced of being the only real person alive.

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>>17230796
Life's too short too get hung up on things like health. Listen guy, you don't sound like you're in a good place. Now i'm not advocating anything extreme here, but you need to weight your choices out. Maybe take a break from life, go backpacking, get drunk and spend a night in the drunk tank, hire a prostitute, something. Live a little yea know?

>>17230801
Drinking is good for you. Most of humanity through the entirety of human history drinks or drank.

Did you wake up recently? That's nature telling you to drink.

>>17222913
I don't like the fact that used the phrase "know for a fact"

If reality had a main character, how annoying would it be for the rest of us to figure out who they were and put them in their place?

God, the horrible things we would do to them.


Because they would deserve it for belittling the rest our pains and triumphs.

Reality is not like television, reality is like a game. Who is the main character in a game this big?

I am obviously, who wants to fight me?

>>17230817
its a girl youre replying to

>>17230820
I dislike the idea that there's only one protagonist. If there's only one protagonist then there's really only one story. With a scope like we have in existence, that seems both insanely unlikely and immensely undesirable.

But maybe OP just cares about a very particular story and its star player.

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>>17230831
I've tried my best, go to advice at this point.

>>17230837
its also not me you replied to i was just telling you

>>17222913
Why are you looking for the main character?

Tell us if you find that main character OP. We're gonna punt them to the sun.

I will personally do my best to make sure that their life is as every bit as hard and unforgiving as every other person whose life wasn't worth the camera time.

Everyone feels like they are a protagonist.
>we're not on /x/
Lots of people are crazy. Give us some clues.

>>17230748
Jokes on you, I coded this all and forgot to shut down the simulation on December 21st 2012.

>>17231009
jokes on you it's running on my hardware.

are you the antihero/antiheroine? Otherwise, I cannot see why you are looking for Me. Don't listen to those villains...

>>17222913
I'm gonna give them an extra hard sidequest. Tell them I will be the one with the exclamation point above my head.

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>>17222913
Humanity needs its own Keanu Reeves

>>17222913
how do you want know that he is the right one when he present him self to you?

>>17231420
We already have one, he's called Keanu Reeves

>>17222913
hard to say, but it will probably be a cis white male, and probably american too, so that narrows it down somewhat

We're all the main character, yet we are all insignificant. This is the truth, it is a paradox of existence.

You know logically you are less than nothing in the grand scheme of things, however, you also live and have your being through your form so you are compelled to act as though you are the main character in life despite your fleeting and insignificant presence in this world.

tl;dr we are all the main character and we are all insignificant pawns at the same time.

>>17222913
And when you find that person, what are you going to do?

>>17232107
sell them armour and weapons

>>17232316
Buy all the shit they bring me every day

>>17232339
what was the last thing you got?
a ring?

>>17222913
Its called Jesus and he will be back in another 1000 years or so.

>>17222913
Dec 21, 1993

>>17231073
Joke's on you, Your mom runs on my hardware

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All in all, It's pointless to be hung up on who the protagonist of the universe may be. Everyone secretly is hoping that it is themselves, but there is no way of actually knowing.

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found him.

>>17232493
>maria
for literally what purpose

>>17222913
That's me dude......

Just kidding.

We can all be a protagonist if we try.

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>>17232076
top kek.

>>17232468

but what if someone is completely certain that they are?

They have lived their entire life searching for the answer for ''why me?'' but have never found it.

1/16/16
The birth of the future

>>17222913
It is me. I am the one.

>>17233028
I'm not op, but I'd like to know what you're talking about.

>>17233043
Well how many people and wildlife have you killed lately? Should have at least gotten a few drops from them.

>>17232451
Got em

>>17233007
Cosmic Karma, They have just had good luck all their lives, its nothing Damning at all.

>>17222952
euronymous was a commie tho

>>17222913
Maybe you should be looking for your pills, instead.

>>17232921
>germany

we all know the protagonist is a white anglo-saxon who only speaks english, just like God

>>17222913
He goes by the name Methos. Look up "Nova Echelon"

>>17232100
Well said anon

>>17235118
http://methostheanubis.deviantart.com

>>17222913
TLSN here.

Sup?

>>17222913
My identity is being protected.

I don't know what's going on either, my role is to just perceive everything that is going to happen.

well, if there is a protagonist of reality it's me as i see through my own eyes and not anyone elses

>>17222913
"God" is just taunting me at this point.