Does anyone else here have a feeling you could be a sleeper cell?

Every true American feels this at some point.
The truth is that we are all sleeper cells. An entire nation of sleeper cells.

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>>17188625
Please /x/, what the fuck do I do?
Have I been activated?

>>17188644
If I was retarded, why would I suddenly have an increase in skills?
I learned to ride a skateboard in a few minutes, no falling, no slipping, never stood on one before in my life.

>>17188667

Tienes algún tipo de cicatriz o quemadura por el cuerpo?

En la cabeza?

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But how is being 300Lbs effective for a sleeper cell? Take more meds bucko

>>17188667
>I learned to ride a skateboard in a few minutes

That is one of the signs of The Chosen One!!!

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>>17188625
That's bananas! Zzzzzzzper cell.

>>17188777
Checked

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ITT: Government shills try to deactivate a sleeper cell that was accidentally activated by casting doubt

>be me
>on drugs
>suddenly have this thought that I'm being trained to become a sterile psychic soldier (to prevent proliferation of psychic genes into a less manipulable gene pool) who will be killed when I'm no longer useful and that I'm not the only one

Fuck delusions I just wanna go home

>>17189106
But what if you are?

>>17189141
That would suck 2bh

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>>17189169
True

>>17189105
No, shills are here.