How would I go about "selling my soul" for financial success?
Just get a fucking job you retard
work for the government
>>17178866
Join the Republican party.
>>17178866
Marry into the Bush/ Clinton family.
>>17178866
You can't literally. Nobody would buy.Souls aren't very good securities. BUT, you can be the kind of heartless psychopath who knowingly promotes things like sub-prime mortgage backed securities.
I will purchase your soul for $10 through Paypal. You'll need to draft the contract.