i hear desperate virgins here are trying to bang ghosts and succubus,

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>>17160833
bang urmom

bump please my sausgae needs some love

plz ill post my sisters tits

if you're lucky you'll feel it's energy in and around you, it feels like a constant orgasm.

they don't manifest physically but you might see it in your dreams.

http://www.fleshcult.com

>>17160833
Are you really that desperate you fucking faggot ? No you cant do that

>>17160833
summon an Incubus and let him bang YOU.

>>17161664
>RPG
Let us know when you find an actual semen demon worshiping cult.

>>17160833
Satanist here. There are ways but the advice best I can give you is go to joyofsatan .com.
There's a page on how to do it there.

> what can you summon and bang?
everything. make a harem of astral spirits, tulpas, succubus, ghosts, dream entities and your Higher Self

>>17160833
there are no rituals post late late late twentieth century which specifically summon succubi or incubi and most of them are bunk. tbpfh i doubt one can summon one in the way people think they can. dont cry though. i'll show you how to do some magick without tears toget your wish on this. i only said " summoning " ( evocation ) is out.

How to Attract a Succubus
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1) Succubi are not drawn to those who actively seek or attempt to court them, nor anyone sexually active unless that person is trying hard to be faithful to someone else to the exclusion of others.

They seek the celibate. Infinitely more if that person has sworn off or is ashamed to perform masterbation. Thats why most records of them are from catholic priests who were " afflicted " by them.
This does not mean swear celibacy. It means force yourself to live it for a while with a strict no-fap policy and NOTHING being done to tone down your actuall sex drive. No edging either. They dont want regular or healthy sexual energy. They want built up pent up repressed sexual energy. From someone who consciously or subconsciously wants release and finds women attractive ( this is also why straight guys and lesbians get succubi coming after them while gay guys and straight girls get incubi. and presumably why bi and bi-curious people tend to get the one theyre afraid to admit they like ). They never get this part wrong nor deviate from it. They smell it on you so to speak. Dreams occur on the mental plane and thus its easy for them to read your mind. And that is where they'll find you.
2) Try to keep a healthy sleep schedule. This will aid in remembering your dreams and give them a steady and predictable timeframe to plan their attack on you.
3) Try to stay healthy before, during and after it begins. You will probably feel a bit drained each time.

A prostitute...

>>17162319
What life decisions made you become a Satanist? There's still time to repent, friend.

>>17163344

Dumb questions but...

Do Succubi feel for humans? As in, are they only here to feed on you and make you suffer? Can they be friends? Do they listen to you or talk to you?

>>17163356
Not the dude above but actually yeah, the one mortal sin that cannot be forgiven is "Despair" or the willful lack of faith.

>>17163625
You're not making a succubus your girlfriend, dude.

>>17163677

N-no I just want friends.

>>17163625

yes. they act just like any other person but be warned, if you don't do something they agree with they'll turn all bipolar on you. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, man.

This board is so delusional

>>17160833
You shouldnt approach a succubus from the position of being desperate.

You realize they are picky as well?

>>17163625
Spirits are alot like humans. They feel love, lust, jealousy, all of it. They are not much different than human woman.

>>17163993

But I dont want none of that shit, I just want a spirit bro. :/

>>17160833
Summon an escort you can use backpage or craiglist

>>17164078
Escorts are only good for fucking though.
What if I want someone that can teach me occult secrets while we're not fucking, or assist me with rituals and whatnot?
Sort of a magical familiar that I can also fuck?

>>17164118
That doesn't exist. I can suggest lucid dreaming though. Fucked a fairy the other night.

Recomend that as well. A little tedious but certaintly better that summoning a entity that might turn on you. It might rape your relatives, chase of any potential human girlfriend, make you ill.
I had a dream of a foursome with gourgeus blondes. Guilt and consiquence free.

Those types of demon can switch sex.

>>17164429
[spoiler] Sign me the fuck up [/spoiler]

I don't believe in such things, but theoretically trying to bang a succubus is about as smart as banging a diagnosed HIV patient.

It's like a fly posting a thread on the best way to eat a venus flytrap leaf lol. You're literally doing exactly what the creature tricks you into doing willingly.

>>17163344
This. Succubi were actually just celibate men experiencing nocturnal ejcaulations. Because they were groomed to view sex as sinful and despicable, they assumed the beautiful women that were fucking them in their dreams MUST be demons tempting them.

Really, you should stop jerking it for 2-3 weeks (longer for some guys), and you'll start having wet dreams that are REALLY vivid.

>>17164356
K

>>17164485
KEEP

>>17164448
Getting rid of an insomnia demon was bad enough.

a) It will do what it wants. Such as fuck you in school/work. Maybe it will refuse to let you rest and fuck nonstop.

b) Getting rid of it is a pain in the ass literally.

c) It will fuck you mom.

Just learn lucid dreaming and fuck your fantasy gender bender.

>>17163625
i've only met one in my life while i was trying very hard to be monogamous with a long distance girlfriend i had been dating a year by then.
i set high ideals for myself when it comes to being faithful and it was forever since i saw my gf and i was poly as fuck before then so i was getting used to where the line was besides " ask your gf and them if its okay. make sure they know about each other and approve " to the point of honestly not knowing whether cuddling counts as cheating then so...
kind of pent up and repressed at the time so by a few months of this - maybe 6 or so -
i kept having this girl i didnt know but instantly trusted in my dreams. very much my type except very sweet. and it was always the same girl and same appearance, voice and everything over three seperate nights.
( will continue if you want. i never did fully answer your question yet but will after going for a quick cig. im a girl btw. i hear thats always relevant. )

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>>17164493
>Possessed by a darkbeast
>Still goes to class

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post more succubi.

>>17164545
interest

>>17164545
Is there any difference between a dream spouse and a incubi/succubi?

>>17164556
Got a serpentine one?

>>17164601
what, like a Naga?
None that I could post on a blue board.

>>17164562
thanky :3.
>>17164574
quite possibly. i dont have much experience with either but...
>>17164545
( Continued )
i will say right now. I actually didnt give in to her. i know it sounds stupid but i was in love and...
i'll admit she was hard to resist. she fulfilled everything i was missing but the sex and wanted way more in a way that was deeply charming and a bit pushy or borderline rapey but she was like never mean about my not giving in. it was just long seduction as we hung out at night over dinner, movies, or just sight seeing. basically stuff i wasnt getting due to being on the opposite side of the continent from the girl i was actually dating ( who totally dumped me later anyway. if id known how id be treated by her later i would have let the succubus ravage me like she wanted. ).
despite the sweetness and charm she gave off a total domme vibe underneath. like you could see it in her eyes and the way she smiled when looking at me. like the cat who caught the canary. add intothat her being just a couple inches taller than me and taking any excuse to touch, fondle or hold me and im surprised i kep remembering i even had a reason to resist.
she gave up later but she seemed to admire that it was entirely out of love and a sense of fairness in the face of massive temptation.

i miss my dream girl now that i think of it >>

>>17163356
Jesus Christ failed me on numerous occasions. Where was he when I was being bullied and abused? He is a false god. Useless to be exact. I'm convinced god must hate us all. Just look what we did to the poor fucked. Put him on a cross and stabbed him with a spear. If I was him I doubt he would want to ever come in contact with us. Satanism just make sense. I feel more stronger and it encourages self development and individuality. Unlike god which is pure solid hard conformity...

Jesus where have you been anon, we finished this shit years ago and realized that having demons as fuck buddies wasn't nearly as great as we thought.

We fuck skinwalkers now.

>>17164658
except that the point is that god is will, and so yeah if you fucking go through life blaming everything as a problem, god does hate you, because your life is what you are experiencing, and so if you hate your life, you hate yourself, god hates you.
its all the same, self development is a tool of the individual, satanism is just the same mistake with another name.

>>17164545
>i kept having this girl i didnt know but instantly trusted in my dreams. very much my type except very sweet. and it was always the same girl and same appearance, voice and every
very similar experience glad im not alone

why would you summon and try to bang something that can kill you

those things have been around for hundreds or thousands of years, i don't think they're going to drop all that to bang a sweaty neckbeard.

>>17164658
>Where was he when I was being bullied and abused?
>I'm going to devote my life to his enemy, that'll show him!

Ever stop and think "maybe I deserved to be bullied"? Actual bullies don't exist anymore.

>>17165696
Same, she lulls me to sleep every night.

>>17160833

u lose tiem if u fail and u die if u suceed and the end result is shit a weeks paycheck could buy namely a fuck
waste of effort

>>17166048
xNOT PARANORMALx
sliders!

>>17164545
>im a girl btw
LONDON
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>>17164141
>doesn't exist
If I can't find one, I'll just create one!

>>17160833
Some people get raped by their sleep paralysis demons, if you're that fucking desperate anon.

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>>17166169
>mfw my sleep paralysis demon is a dog

Hey babe girls advise. Get some drama classes, read schopenhauer nietzsche stuff and get your ass in a gym. Do this 3 times a week for 6 month. Ugly guys with attitude and a average fit body can get chicks not the way around. Use the force of this stupid patriarchal culture. Go for the real shit.

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>>17163344
AHAHAH FAGGOT! No, seriously. Seek help, you insufferable nutter. Oh what a world it would be if this were to be possibru--BUT IT IS NOT--and I would totally all day.You live in the real world, faggot. There are great things that exist in our hell hole and LARPing with kekbeards isn't one of them.
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>>17166352
ahaha

different rules here, newfag!

>>17166352
Why dont you try it before denying it? :)

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>>17166371
Because you are a nebbish, pusillanimous cuntbag and... nope.

1) Science

2) You're a crusty virgin. Not just any virgin, an apex-virgin. You are patient zero of faggotry; the nexus in which all faggotry originates. There will be no others like you.

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>>17162319
joyofsatan? oh hells no, fuck that.

>>17165785
The stupidity of someone who claims that bullies no longer exist in inconceivable.

Do succubi have sex with people because of the sexual energy and/or secretions, or are they doing it just for the lust or because of some affection of a manner?

If they collect the matter from the act, what do they do with it?

>>17160833
Me

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>>17166386
> 1. Let Science do your thinking for you. Great.

> 2. We're all that way around here, though.

>>17160841
...let me be the first to say it .....

BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS

heh.

codex succubi, google it

anons have also posted a few other ways they attracted one, one being to stay up till you're exhausted and meditate while looking into a candle flame and say a prayer to lilith like a mantra then go to sleep or something like that.

Thanks for all the ideas in this thread, I'm going to go back to /d/, be a drawfag and make some weaboo virginfaggot cash. Why not summon some money and buy yourselves some demon onaholes, you fucking idiots.

summon a hooker.

>>17168529
anyone tried this?

>>17168912
Not exactly but I did adopt a dymaxion sleep cycle for around 8 weeks and burned a piece of paper with 'anons soul' written on it like an edgy faggot and started to have very weird dreams about people I knew in my day to day life making fun of me because they needed a victim to make themselves seem less insignificant.

I left the mental health institution a few months ago.

You guys are the worst. How about putting that energy into learning lucid dreaming and fucking your waifu that way

>>17160833
No retard they aren't real.

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>>17164556

>>17166352
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>>17168553
If you're going to act like this why are you even here?

It's a good thing winter break ends today. Don't you have a book report due tomorrow or something? Better get on that.

>>17169021
Why not try astral travel and fuck them there?

Are ppl nice out there? Wtf am I missing? Tell us OP. share your experiences outside /x pls

>>17164141

>Fucked a fairy the other night.
Ditto. Did it while flying as well, through a really colorful and cheerful looking town. Not paranormal, but fuck man lucid dreams are awesome. Could go into them on command that entire night, figured out a technique for it. Found out later that it only seems to work when you've been woken up out of a lucid dream and are trying to get back to it after only a few minutes. Slept something like 12 hours that night, and the only reason it wasn't longer is that I reached a point where I literally couldn't sleep anymore.

I think most of this "How do I summon a succybus" crap would leave /x/ if these faggots did dream checks. They feel real as fuck, but when you do some shit every day anyhow and you finally telekinetically move something, you know you're dreaming.

Although I'm sure if it got too popular, the astral projection fags would crow about how they finally have proof that they're in another realm or some shit.

>>17160833
opportunists who have no deeper interest in Satanism than merely the sexual aspects are emphatically discouraged.

Anton Szandor LaVey

>>17163937
this

>>17160833
Noncorporeal conditions aside, the logistics of ghost sex is a tough one. A spirit certainly has no throbbing blood stream, hormones, erections, lubrication or any other arousal precursors. So, why the hell do they want to have sex?

But, is sex really about the physical release or that feeling that release gives you—that “little death” that makes you feel like the first hill of the world's tallest rollercoaster? You go your entire day thinking about bills, clocks, deadlines, bosses, coworkers, siblings, parents, spouses, children, taxes, debt, weight, but that one moment of climax—that's primal, elemental, as basic as it gets. It is not cerebral. It is spiritual. So, why not consider sex with ghosts as a possibility? It is, after all, not the usual state of being we spent 99.9% of our day in—the analytical practical side.

Sleep state is when a ghost would come to you; when your brain states are not in the analytical task-oriented state, but in the spiritual state. Every night you enter dream states, doing things, being with people, performing tasks you never do in your physical state. You could not be a better partner for a spirit form than when you are in your spiritual state.

So would spirit sex be only spiritual?

No, it would also be physical.

The human body enters an aroused state in the very early mornings hours. If you wake up from an aroused dream, I can almost guarantee you, it's after 2 am, more often near 5-7 am. I have awakened in the middle of climax several times and my hands were no where near my nether parts. My hips were rocking, I was crying out having a full-blow awesome orgasm. Knowing the mechanics of a woman's body and the conditions it takes for climax, how is it possible to get one without physical contact?

Intriguing, hmm?

>>17169384

Because erotic stimulus is purely in the brain. All the genitals do is carry out mechanical tasks as directed by the brain (lubrication, blood flow changes, etc) and provide feedback about where's being touched and how.

If your brain is skipping the feedback part and providing it's own artificial stimulus, your genitals will still carry out the associated mechanical tasks it's telling them to. It's really not that much different from people who kick their legs in their sleep during dreams of running. Not everyone does it because there are mechanisms to prevent that sort of thing, but sometimes the mechanisms function poorly or the brain overrides them.

So maybe someone's great aunt Therma is diddling your spirit/soul/whatever, or maybe you're experiencing an altered form of consciousness during sleep (not the woo-woo joining with 5th dimensional beings kind, the kind that happens when you take psychoactive drugs). Either one could easily drive you to an overpowering orgasm, complete with all the trimmings of a normal, physically stimulated one.

>>17167250
legend says the collect sexual energy in order to produce "demonic offspring"

>>17160833

maybe try summoning a prostitute?

>>17170618
The medival version goes like this: a succubi once she had collected enough semen switches sex. The now male incubi uses it attempt to impregnate a human woman. If the demon suceeds the woman will give birth to human demon hybrid a cambion. The cambion appears deformed and stillborn. It has an absence of breath and pulse till the age of. Gosh people actually believed this bullshit.

>>17168553
At least something came out of this crazy tread.

>>17169384
I dont know if it possible to climax without any physical stimulation. I had an orgasm without touching my genatalia, I did however stroke every other erotogenic zone. I have hear of women climaxing by moving their pelvic muscles with no external stimulation. So a sleep orgasm is certaintly possible although unlikely for a female.

>>17167361
The irony being that you need to do the thinking for science.

in december 2 fucking succubi allready attacked me and wanted me to ruin a well established and deserved noble live including my relationship
so yeah i guess you cann summon them and i guess they come out to test you like all fucking demons do in different forms and situations

>>17164658
Then dude, dont be a christian; be something else (and real) like a anti-thiest or just a atheist. Satanism is still christian.

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>>17160833
> I hear desperate virgins are trying to bang ghosts and succubi.

>Can you really summon and bang one? Please i need to know.

ITT: The pot calling the kettle black.

>>17160833
perhaps I should post my story of the encounters with mine?
Three years ago a spirit came to me she acted as a guide and aided me in magickal workings. I ended up falling for her and we began to engage in a sexual relationship. As it turns out this entity was Lilith. For those that don't know she is the mother of succubi. Try summoning her and asking her for a mate and be honest about what you are looking for. In my case the sex was not all I was asking for and if that is your case they may not be to keen on entertaining you since they kinda are sick and tired of the desperate summoners looking to get there rocks off and nothing else

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story of my life

>>17171953
she looks very uninterested

>>17164141
A succubi is kind of like a familiar

>>17171953
She looks more like:

"Really? I get summoned the whole way from the 3rd circle just for this shit? They really don't pay me enough for this."

>>17169384
>>17171011

Have you people never heard of wet dreams? They're a thing for everyone, girls too.

>>17171953
This is my fetish.

>>17172086

10/10 appearance
10/10 aggressiveness
-20/10 for the guy being a little bitch when life is shoving a winning lottery ticket in his face. Totally ruins it for me.

>>17172121
the kid is like 13 years old. can;t really blame him. i also imagine he is a good christian lad because he carries a crucifix in his pocket. he was probably sent down into the basement of a church to ward off the succubus.

>>17172145

13? Looks more like 17+, that age when you're pretty much done with puberty but you still have that slow, five year long wind down where you finish developing.

Still, thinking back I don't think I would have reacted any better at that age if I was cornered by a fetish fuel fuck demon. So I guess i see your point.

Either way, what retard of a priest sends a hormone filled youth to deal with with the thing that uses freaking sex. I think this might be a setup, maybe a covert cult recruitment tactic.

>>17172185
>I think this might be a setup, maybe a covert cult recruitment tactic.

could be. i think the poster above the kid says valentine's day. not sure what that could play into it. still trying to figure out who the person in the back could be. i originally thought it was the priest who went down with the kid. now im thinking he's at school and the person in the back is a teacher. the poster could be a valentine's day dance poster for the school. but why the fuck would he bring a crucifix to school in his pocket?

>>17172210

I was wondering what that poster said. The fact that it has a cross with demon wings on it makes me think that it might not be a school.

Or maybe it's a themed dance/party/whatever? Demons and vicars/nuns? And poindexter didn't quite understand what he was getting into when his date actually said yes.

>>17166115
>>>/trash/ tulpa general

>>17172257
>And poindexter didn't quite understand what he was getting into when his date actually said yes.

lel. i like it. good enough for me. she took him away from the gym to have some alone time with him and the teacher is walking the halls to try and catch any kids who snuck away.

>>17170618

she wanted 3 kids so i guess i have to kill 3 half demons and 1 demon. fml senpai

>>17172291

Porn with plot is my fetish. I'm glad we could make something excellent out of this.

>>17172362
now all we need is a succubus and a video camera. i volunteer to be poindexter.

>>17172374

Your funeral, mang. Nothing that excellent comes without strings.

I'll be cameraman.

>>17172384
I'll be the camera.

>>17172389

What a TWEEST!

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>>17172397

Porno written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan