ok, fuck, i need help. anyone on here actually know what the

OP, you need to be even more vague. And since you've abandoned the use of capital letters you should also stop using punctuation so your message looks even more cool and elite!!

Easy.
Don't.

i'm not joking. i am being serious. they are small black shadows. and no they aren't fucking bugs i'm not stupid. i want to talk to my family but i think they will think i'm just crazy. there is constant noise. scrapping and little clicking sounds. i've had traps out for months and havent caught anything. i've never heard of goddamn mouse that is smart enough to avoid multiple traps for months on end. i can't even sleep in my own damn bed. the noise gets so loud in the library room. i stay in the living room close to the door. they started out as 1-3' shadows darting around. i've always just ignored them. but now they are smaller, well under a foot. i can him them, sometimes it sounds like they drinking my dogs water! but i can see the dish, there is nothing there! my dog doesn't seem to notice them much anymore. she only reacts to the loudest bumps and crashes. but thats another thing, nothing is moved. noting falls down. i feel like they are mocking me.

please, i'm sorry, i don't mean to offend, i'm not looking for attention. just advice, what do i do? who can help me? am i and my dog safe? she's like my kid, i'm afraid to leave her alone when i go to work.

>>17115928
this right here

>>17115973
>>17115958

You're writing like a god damn fucking schizophrenic. Stop being vague, use legible words and descriptions. What is going on, and what are you looking for exactly in the simplest terms?

Not that fucking hard to post sensibly, fuck sake.

>>17115973
A local psychic might be interested. Probably won't charge you if they are.

>>17115973
Could you give us more details perhaps?.. Maybe, when it started, or if you're on some type of new drug?

>>17115916
>bad tripssssss~~

i don't do drugs or even drink. I've seen the 1-3' shadows pretty much as far back as i can remember. i'm 30 now. they never bothered me and i always ignored them. i saw them most often in my homes, but i would also occasionally believe i saw one when i was out.
they started getting smaller and making noise about 6-8 months ago. nothing changed. i honestly can't think of anything. i didn't mess with anything, no spirit boards or evps or anything. i've always believed it to be in my best interest to leave such things alone. they make so much noise now, and they get close to me. inches sometimes. they have never tried to get close to me before. fuck, i don't even know if they are the same things. these ones are small, like 1-6". I don't know, maybe it was just a shadow, but i think one touched me last night. they get so fucking close.

surgery, i had out patient surgery about 4months ago. i've always had a few cysts on the top of my head. several months back one started to swell and ruptured and i had to have surgery to have it removed. but no, i wasn't and still aren't on medication. i only took to bactruim, i think it was for two weeks, its not a pain killer only an antibiotic. but that is the only thing out of the ordinary in my routine i can think off.

assert your dominance and don't let them know you're afraid of them thats how they getcha

>>17116052
>>17116057

Agreed. Just don't acknowledge their existence. That's how most people get rid of "shadow people", if you've ever seen something like that. I'm a very firm believer in this kind of shit. But, it only occurs because you let it. If you don't acknowledge it, you won't see it.

>>17116057
so piss all over the house?

>>17116063
walk around naked masturbating while cursing out your shadow friends was what i had in mind

why did they change? why are they pestering me now? swear they are trying to see if they can touch me. they make ungodly noise, its so loud sometimes. sounds like a room full of mice and birds.

>>17116074
Maybe because you started noticing them more

>>17116070
that could actually work and if OP is as touched in the head as i suspect he might be he might actually do it
post pics please

Dude for first you need to relax chill try to think logical dont panic!

try taking a picture of one

are you sure you didnt just piss of a gang os black midgets? black people have a weird way of getting into one's house at night

i did, for months i told myself it was just mice, or a bird caught in the wallspace. but i have traps, multiple traps. for months and nothing. and if it were a bird caught the poor thing would be dead by now. and it doesn't matter anyway, the noise, a few mice or bird couldn't make that much noise. and the shadows are scurrying. several hours a day. the noise is near constant now. but the little shadows are here and there. doesn't seem to be a routine or pattern. sometimes they seem to come one right after the other, one side then the next. inches from me sometimes. and sometimes its a lone random one.

>>17116089
i can try. is that smart? will it piss them off more?

>>17115916
just read through your thread. i've kind of had a similar issue once. like the others said, just ignore them and they should go away. however, they will get more agressive.
do they accumulate around your dog? if so, then just try and keep her close. getting her out of your house/reach might help, but it could just cause the creatures to split up. tonget through the worst times, try this: light candles. always keep the lights on in and around the rooms you are in. do not close your doors in between the rooms. keep calm. turn happy music on. soothing music works too, but happy music (aka guilty pleasure music) helps getting your mood up and hence makes the atmosphere around your house warmer. if i am right, then those things feed on fear and the emptiness inside you. so don't let them. have a blast, have a party, have an awesome time. and screw those shadows. oh and if you are getting afraid, just call someone and talk to them.

>>17116100
i don't see why it would, just try

OP, I agree. Try taking a picture. If the picture shows something, it's real. If not, it's just in your head and you can get rid of it by not acknowledging it anymore. Give it a go.

>>17116104
no, thank god they seem to leave her alone. she doesn't even seem to notice them much. they accumulate around me.
>>17116105
i will keep my phone on hand. but i don't know, they are random. but i will try.

>>17116119

This familio.

The key to either getting rid of them, by convincing yourself they're aren't there because they don't show up in the picture, or get an army of /x/fags at your back all comes from taking a picture.

Either way you've got nothing to lose.

>>17116092
>black people have a weird way of getting into one's house at night

He's not wrong.

>>17116119
this, go ahead op

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Yo', OP, I'm sorry I gotta' be chasin' yo ass, but 'chu gotta' undestan man. Sheet, I just want yo' ass to snap a pic' of a nigga'.

>>17116120
then I'd definitely keep the dog around.

>>17116145
I FUCKING KNEW IT
careful op check if you don't have any valuables at knee height that have gone missing recently

>>17115958
They feed off your attention, namely your fear.

>Stop feeding them, problem solved.

Also earplugs will help.

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>>17116151

Yo', you dissin' mah man? Wai' yo' crackaz' always gotta' be hatin on a niggu' tryin' to get his pic taken by a scurred wait boi?

>he doesn't have a folder exclusively dedicated to nigger midgets

TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE OP

Ok i think i might have one. But you guys won't like it. It just looks like a shadow, but I'm telling you that's what they fucking are!

>>17116166
you black midgets are always the same last week my cousin thought there was a raccoon in the kitchen but it turns out it was a black midget trying to sneak a selfie in the sink

>>17116186
Looks like you're holding something close to a light source..

>>17116186

First of all, clean your computer. Secondly, what am I looking at here?

but it was like right next to me, thats the arm of my couch. it was like 4"and moved quick. i don't have anyother animals to make any shadows its me and my dog, and she is laying asleep in her bed right now

see, thats what i'm talking about they are just a shadow

>>17116203
couldn't you just... make a video of it moving? maybe try to cast some light on it? just try and experiment a bit with it. doesnl it move anything or are nosey noices everythin it can do?

>>17116199
i don't know how to prove it to you. this is the fucking problem. i know people are just gonna think i'm crazy. i'm not crazy

>>17116203
>>17116206
>>17116186

This might be a little too much, but what you need to do to convince people is to show us a shadow that cannot be explained. For all we know you're just holding something under a light to make that shadow.

The trick here, and the key to convincing a bunch of internet Anons to help you solve your problem, is getting a shot that proves you are seeing shadows that cannot be explained rationally.

Video also works if you think you can pull that off.

>>17116186
Seriously, dude? It looks like a lamp being tilted upside down to create that effect. What a waste of our time being on this thread is.

>>17116213
Samefag here. I believe in this type of stuff. I don't think you're crazy. Though, I did notice your laptop's shadow is very different from the shadow in the picture.. As someone just said, experiment with it. Shine light on it, record it, follow it, take several pictures, whatever. But all of us would like to see what the hell this shit is, and help you

>>17116212
i've never seen anything out of place. sometimes they make a huge racket, and i can here stuff falling, but nothing is ever moved.
>>17116212
how do i save videos and stuff? i'm tech stupid, i have an old ipod i use. if i can i try to video one when i see it.

agree, post a video please

>>17116213

You're on /x/. No one thinks you're crazy. You might be a troll, but not crazy.

If you indeed do have something genuinely paranormal going on, we'd (at least I would) love to help you.

But you have to be able to prove it or at least convince us to the point where we're willing to take your word for this stuff, and that's usually done with more pictures/videos of what's going on.

Record a video, and upload to YouTube. Or make it into a webm if you're capable.

>>17116225

Your ipod can usually film stuff. If it's got a camera, it can produce film. After that, there are three things you can do:

>upload it
Easiest for you, but scariest for us. We might get a virus.

>youtube it
Upload it to YouTube. Make a throw-away account if you don't have one.

>webm it
Make a .webm file out of it. But that shit's complicated, and unless you know how, it'll be hard to pull off.

>>17116225
that is crucial! this means they are not as much as a threat to you as you might think! i mean they are distracting and disturbing, but if they don't harm you, you can saftly try some things. well... fairly.

just record a few seconds with your phone and put them on istagram or snapchat or whatever.

>>17116223
they move quick though. i never really have time to follow them. i see them and they scurry. they never stop, the big ones were slower the little ones never stop moving. i got the pic pretty much sitting with my ipod in my hand i saw something in the corner of my eye and hit the button

>>17115916
You should call a priest and bless your house. If you can't afford that then buy some holy water and pour it in all your walls and windows while praying. If you can't afford that either then I should suggest going for a specialist

>>17116243

Right, your job is more pictures/videos. It's important for you and for us that you confront these things, and nothing proves your sanity/our theories more than pictures.

I've had experiences with something like what you're saying and I wasn't smart enough to photograph the phenomenon.

I made a thread and some Anon gave me some interesting information:

>>17116243
Samefag here again. Record a video and capture the fuckers. We would all like to see a video. Upload to YouTube when done. We are all glad to help you, but we would like to see solid proof

>>17115916
An old buddy of mine once lived with his little dog out in the woods. Two story cabin, he told me about how there would sometimes be shadows that moved around on the wall opposite the staircase. The light at the top of the staircase would cast the light, obviously, but the shadows? He said he thought they might have been cast by flies, but he didn't have flies in his house. Anyways, I believe you Anon. He also said that sometimes he could 'feel' a sort of presence in the way that the hairs stand up on the back of your neck. His way of dealing with the problem was to offer some bud- when he was bothered by them he'd hit the bong and exhale to the 'spirits.'

TLDR; If they're real, acknowledge the spirits in camaraderie, not fear. Always remember that you might just be crazy.

>>17116271
>>17116277
ok, i will try. i will keep my ipod in hand. open to my camera. can i get good sound on an old ipod? you should here the noise they make.

Continuing from >>17116271.

I'm going to reside what I remember from one of the more helpful Anon's posts in my old thread, and maybe you can use some of it, maybe you can't.

This Anon claimed these things are "seekers", which is why they haven't done you any harm. They are entities that don't really about you except with a desire to examine you, which is why they're hiding right beyond vision.

Don't worry, these things don't actually mean you any harm. They're just out on a "scouting mission".

What you need to be weary of is who they're scouting for. Anon never really managed to explain exactly what it is (or even if it's always the same thing) these creatures work for but he gave the firm impression that it wasn't something you wanted to come visit.

And that's where the most important info he gave me comes in. You really don't want this leading entity to come visit.

The best thing you can do is to make sure the "seekers" are not successful in scouting you. But based on how close they're willing to get, I'm starting to think it might very rapidly be approaching too late for that.

If they complete their little scouting run, you'll stop seeing them for a while, and then sometime sooner, their leader or ruler will appear, and do whatever it is he intends to do.

However, if you prove yourself too much of a problem to scout, they'll usually give up. The point is that you have to make yourself a poor target for their scouting, and thus their master.

That's what I did, and I haven't seen any "seekers" in 7 years.

>>17116302
>*don't really care about

I was typing quick and I'm not a native English speaker, sorry.

>>17116302
wait, no no. what do i do? how do i make myself a poor target. that means something to me. i dnon't want to talk about it. i'm sorry, just how do i make them stop scouting?

>>17116289
Samefag here, it depends on the model. I used to have an old iPod Touch 2G and it was pretty good. But yeah man, give it a go. This is really interesting. I've only had one experience with unexplained shadows, I'll go ahead and greentext it.

>be me a few years ago, 16 yo
>in bedroom watching sitcoms
>12AM, feeling thirsty
>decide to go get a glass of water
>open bedroom door, wait for eyes to adjust to darkness
>see 2 tall blurry shadow figures
>feel blissful, for some reason. Not scared at all
>happy
>can't move, but can blink
>they're talking. But turn to look at me, then vanish
>suddenly become really scared, no longer happy
>go back to room and just sit there for hours

Ayo, does anyone of you know some shit poster calling himself "hanz"?

Seems like he shit posts on x exclusively spamming annoying threads always introducing him as "hanz"

this guy, really ...

please, how do i stop them from scouting. please tell me. not agisn. please, how did you stop them?

>>17116323
you must cut the ties

>>17116319
It was fucking terrifying after they were gone. I can't explain it. I was staring at them, and couldn't move, but I could blink. I felt this weird sense of happiness.. It felt great. And once they were gone, I was scared shitless, so I slowly backed up into my room, closed the door, and just sat there thinking. After that, I Googled for a bit, and read that some people have experienced the same feelings. Turns out, it was a "shadow person". So far, that's the only paranormal thing that I believe in

>>17116313

No worries. It's been a very long time ago since I talked to Anon on that thread who gave such good advise, but there are a few things I remember.

Firstly, they don't like disturbances. They don't like a lot of people coming and going, or loud noise, music or talking. I don't know why, but I'm guessing it throws them off balance or something? Anyway, when I faced this problem I was in senior-year high school, so what I did was that I invited a bunch of people over for a LAN-party, then my family, then a "end of semester party".

Lots of people, lots of noise.

The second thing you can do, which I did is confront them. Either by talking to them aloud when you KNOW their there, or by taking pictures/videos of them. I didn't take any pictures, but on slow days I'd often talk to the seekers aloud.

If you feel this is retarded, put on a an handsfree, a wireless one. People won't look at you funny if they think you're on the phone. I don't know why this one works, but they seem less efficient the more they're confronted, until their efficiency is so low that you're no longer worth the time.

That being said I'm going to guess these things have been following you for a while?

Do you know about how long they've been scouting you?

>>17116323
I have heard about this kind of stuff. They're there to watch you, and to decide some unknown thing for some other entity. I don't think it's too late to stop it.

Don't acknowledge them.
Know that it's all in your head.

>>17116342

If this Anon is plagued by what I was in my posts, ignoring them might be a dumb idea.

But his phenomenon could be completely different from mine, despite it sounding very similar.

>>17116339
the big ones were always around. the little ones started 6-8 months ago.

>>17116352

Well I'm going to guess they're pretty committed to you. The way I got the impression this works (and this is just speculation, with the info I got half a decade ago, and my experiences).

They pick you when you're young, then they send out taler seekers. These seekers don't scout you like the smaller ones do. They're just "keeping tabs on you". If I remember right, this isn't all bad though. The Anon I talked to said something about the first wave actually wanting to keep you alive until the master needed you.

The second wave are the smaller ones. I only got them for a week before I got too paranoid and made my thread. 6-8 months is a long time. Has their activity gotten more intense over that time?

I don't know how they, or if they, commit to a person. But I'm going to guess that if they've been with you a that long you're going to have to do something drastic to be rid of them.

Like, you have to capture one on film, or see one head-on and confront it, or something.

>>17116362
>*taller
>*experiences):

I'm awful.

>>17116362
they get louder and closer.
ive been in 4 car wrecks. the cars totaled. rolled the whole nine yard. cops said i was damn lucky i wasn't thrown from the car.

>>17116362
they get louder and closer to me.
i've been in 4 bad car wrecks, cars rolled, totaled the whole nine yards. cops telling me i'm damn lucky, they figure i shoulda been thrown from the car.

OP do they follow you? Can you see them in coffee shops and in your car and on a plane? Do they like green eggs and ham? Are they rooted to your house like a tail is to a mouse? I need MOAR! Tell me everything you know or suspect about them.

>>17116375
>>17116380

See, like I told you. The tall ones don't want to harm you. Quite the opposite. They are the shepherds, you are their sheep.

It's their job to make sure you don't die, so that when the time rolls around for their master to do whatever he wants, you're in good condition.

They would have "failed" their jobs if you where killed.

The fact that they're getting louder is probably to bait for your reaction. Like I said, they're watching, taking notes, and seeing what you do.

They get closer to be sure to capture the details of your behavior. That being said, I managed to chase them off after about a week, so they never got closer to me than "the corner of my eye".

They appear to be approaching you more and more, and checking your reacting for something loud and shocking that's probably their master.

I'm sorry I can't be of more help, but I managed to get rid of mine by being loud and confronting them. I strongly advise you do the same.

If it works, they'll go away and stay gone. If it fails, they'll leave at some point and then their master will come. Whatever that is.

>>17116397
no. im not going again. things are good. i am engaged. i'm not. i told it to leave me alone.

>>17116397
i bet it's oprah

>>17116414

Good. Telling it to fuck off can be a good start. But I had to do 7-8 days of loud noises and people before they left me alone.

You know, looking back at it, that might have been why it worked.

Because that was so uncharacteristic for me. I was showing behavior they weren't used to seeing, and they simply enough concluded that I was no longer a candidate for whatever it was that their master wanted.

Are you a spontaneous guy? I remember vaguely the Anon I talked to said something about them preferring the predictable. I might be remembering that wrong.

>>17116380

This isn't a bad idea, OP. I've been sharing my experiences with these things, and I'd love to hear what you've thought about and/or concluded.

>>17116415

This explains it all.

>>17116425
no. i live a very predictable routine. i will make noise.
before, i stayed in the light. i stopped sleeping alone. not long after it stopped. and it was just the tall ones. and i could sleep again.

>>17116443

Be careful Anon. Be safe. Take pictures if you can, be loud, invite people over, if only for a little while.

If you need more help make a video or get some more pictures to get /x/'s attention.

Are you religious OP? I ended up being attacked by a shadow person and i ended up becoming religious over it. The name of Jesus scared it, i had heard people claim that before but i never believed it.

But i found out it's 100% true when this stuff would come around i would pray in jesus name for help/ and i heard foot steps running then a door creek open and slam. I dont try to push Christianity on anyone because i was once an atheist and i know it's annoying to hear. But when i was out of options i gave it a shot and i am now a believer.

God works in mysterious ways and it took me a long time to understand to come to terms with what happened to me but now i am glad it happened in a way. And these tings do feed off fear and they are hard to not be afraid of.

>>17115958
OP i am not joking, you may have a brain tumour, go to your doctor.

>>17116495
Thats awesome that you called on Jesus' name, where light is darkness cannot be. Ephesians 6:12 says "Our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the HEAVENLY realms" but before that Apostle Paul speaks of putting on the full Armour of God so that you can take your stand against the devils schemes.

>>17115958
If you have a library room consider yourself a 1 per center and just payoff the ghosts

>>17116007
It sounds like they're telling the story as literally as possible. If it sounds vague to you, I'm not sure why.
>>17116012
Has it occurred to you that there might not be one singular "when" here?
>>17116041
What does it sound like they're building?
>>17116061
Shadows and shadow people are two different things.
>>17116074
They didn't change, their activity just picked up.
>>17116095
>sometimes its a lone random one.
Have you given this one a name or does it feel like it's a different shadow each time?
>>17116120
She probably doesn't notice them because she sees you allowing them to reside there with you.
>>17116228
I can take them at their word, but I also want to see pics.
>>17116302
>which is why they're hiding right beyond vision
Best phrase ever.
>>17116319
"Caught!"
>>17116328
What you felt after they left was your instinctive reaction to them. Some entities project happiness fields like that to cover up for the horrid intents that they've forgotten they hold.

>>17116352
Was your house built on historic grounds?

>>17116375
Oh fuck it.

Watch Humanity Has Declined.

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>>17116397
Yeah, I see now. You're doing the Jinn thing. The Jinn have been contending with the Fae since time immemorial. The anon you talked to was a plant.

>>17116425
>I remember vaguely the Anon I talked to said something about them preferring the predictable. I might be remembering that wrong.
No, you're not misremembering. The anon who spoke to you was a parasite that feeds on the ambient magic the Fae leave behind. I've met Fae feeders before and they are much more nasty than any Fae ever was.

>>17116495
Jinn feeds on fear and social engineering. Fae do not. Important distinction there.

The Fae have no need for such tactics.

>>17115916
>seeing shadows
get some sleep anon, call me in the morning if gay rp doesn't subside

>>17117440
>>17117450

Oh, I get the joke. I'm psychotic. Clever.