Hi /x/ How do I de-calcify my pineal gland ? I don't want

>>17058724
install gentoo

>>17058730

Besides gentoo of course

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You can't

Unless you band you head hard enough to break the layers of calcium
But you will mostly,be dead before you can finish the process.

Good luck

>>17058787

So what you are saying is that the damage is done and there is no way to reverse it?

>>17058724
You can't. white devils don't deserve the Light of Ra.

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Try putting on your tinfoil hat.

>>17058888
Octoquadinumbus

don't spot me the melanoma Tyrese..

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>>17058888
Quads had spoken.

>>17058912

So according to this "infographic" the pineal gland of a caucasian person is inherently calcified? How does that make sense?

>>17058724
A drill and aqua regis will do the trick

>>17058912
Implying a mud race is superior because it enjoys looking directly at the sun >>17058953

>implying that pineal gland calcification isn't an eventuality of aging

You may as well be asking how to stop getting older.

If you choose to drink only distilled water, make sure you wash your mouth with fluoride every day before bed or as directed. I know what shit isn't the best to swallow, but it has proven preventative effects on tooth decay so yeah

>>17058983
>implying it is

so how come young people can also have significant pineal gland calcification present ?

>>17058983
drinking distilled water won't really decrease the amount of fluoride we take in. most of it absorbs threw our skin while were showering. Everyone that thinks they're fluoride free, just don't know any better.

>>17059022
>>17059019
>>17058983

So in essence: Drink only distilled water, don't brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste, don't shower and be extremely careful what you eat. Only then can you PREVENT calcification. But so far no one has given advice on how to REVERSE it, though a couple simply said it was impossible.

Depressing thought

Just stop drinking tap water.

I don't man. Our pineal glands are all fucked.

It makes me furious that we are going to be robbed of an afterlife because of this shit.

>tfw you realize heaven or hell is either a good or bad trip when your pineal gland releases it's reservoir of dmt. Those final seconds will last a literal eternity as the last neuron fires off.

>>17059073

Let's say for the moment that that is true. Then what would be the motive behind intentionally ruining our "afterlives" ?

>>17058724
I ordered a high strength Lugol's iodine solution. You need to be careful though and take the right amount of selenium to avoid cytotoxicity.

Eat vegan and add acidity to diet

>>17058724
all jokes aside. Sure it was in a cartoon but I hear banana onion juice is good for cleansing chakras. I drink it once a week and notice a difference.

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>>17058912
>>17058953
>>17058965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acral_lentiginous_melanoma