Does anyone know of a truly authentic book or grimoire for Black

>>16992838
How do you plan to come across a legitimate copy of a legitimate black magic text

>>16992845
I'm wondering if anything like that even exists. That's why I'm asking.

>>16992838
Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord, I shall repay.

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>>16992838
The Bible. You can even throw in some bibliomancy to help conjure up even more esoteric presencing. YHWH is a beast of a deity.

>>16992889
elaborate please

Tech manual for an ar15

>>16992901
I'm just kidding, dude.

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>>16992838
you already died, OP

>>16992838
Ikea instructions
you could probably summon the shitty swede craftsmen demon to build shitty bookshelves of chaos

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The best black magic for fucking niggers up is found in the gym.

>>16993338

>40kg + bar
>strain like that

The fuck, is this guy 4ft nothing?

>>16993375
that's lbs, m8. By my math that's about 150lbs which is a pretty impressive amount to be curling at any height.

>>16993377

>45lbs * 2 = 90lbs
>90lbs = 40kg
>bar about 45lbs itself
>about 50kg in total

Nah, not impressive. I don't look anywhere near that level and I can curl more.

>>16993383

*60kg

>>16993383
you can curl 60kg bitch please stop estatting and return to shitposting in mlp

>>16993397

I have to load up lorries with sides of cows and whole pigs. 60kg is nothing.

>>16993383
Just throwing it up (i.e. moving your elbows at all) doesn't count.

bamp

>>16993375
>>16993383
>not using light weight and massive volume to failure
>not using light weights and dynamic tension techniques
Stay pleb

>>16992838
Make a pact with Satan? Trade your soul for telekinesis or something. Make clear rules!

Liber falxifer Op. I doubt your interested in initiating your self though sooooo head to English.grimiore.cz and get to reading.

>>16993531
Kek.

>>16993338
Nice try /fit/izen, but OP is looking for the LHP - not PLG.

>>16992838
i like these butts

You're not looking at the right place OP. I mean, you aint gonna find shits on the internet.

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>>16992838
The Grand Grimoire, If i remember correctly priests in ye olden days wrote this book to conjure demons concerning the deadly sins to either do their bidding or to banish them.

>>16994158
>mfw no one on /x/ seems to know about the grand grimoire or the testament of solomon