Last reality glitch thread is fading, time to start another.

>be 8 year old me
>playing with 6 year old sister in my room
>we hear something invite us to my closet
>we both go in and close the door
>suddenly closet lights up
>we find some toys that we had never seen before and start playing with them
>the toys talk as we play
>cant remember what they said
>we eventually leave the closet and never played in it again

Both of us remember this happening. Still have no idea what the fuck it was but other weird shit happened in that house growing up that I can't explain.

Here's another one.
>have this weird af dream
>in dream I texted this girl I know
>later that day get a message from her replying to the message I sent in the dream.
So apparently when I was asleep I sent her the text I sent in the dream. It's pretty weird.

>earlier today
>go up to see my father
>say Hi
>he just ignores me
>comment on that he ignored me
>he tells me he said hi back and I just stood there
>mom confirms
I definitely would not have missed him saying hi. I was focused on him the whole time.

Last one
>at night I can hear my watch ticking from 5 metres away across my room
>can't hear it from 1 metre away normally

>Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
>Hope it's not the creatures from above
>You used to read me stories
>As if my dreams were boring
>We all know conspiracies are dumb
>What if people knew that these were real?
>Leave my closet door open all night
>I know the CIA would say
>What you hear is all hearsay
>Wish someone would tell me what was right
>Up, all night long
>And there's something very wrong
>And I know it must be late
>Been gone since yesterday
>I'm not like you guys
>I am still a skeptic, yes, you know me
>Been best friends and will be 'til we die
>I got an ejection
>Of fear from the abduction
>My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
>All right..

>>16987571
>be in high school
>have dream about talking to two friends outside class
>talking to two friends like predicted and I remember the conversation from the dream
>wait for one to say "oh yeah. The Korean festival was so much fun"
>says exactly that

It was like déjà vu but I knew what was coming before it was said

>>16988246
Same thing always used to happen to me. Not anymore though.

>>16988246
What the fuck is this. This happens to me often. I feel like there's a connection in my brain similar to how a villain in a film would put two electrodes together and let them spark off each other and I know exactly what's about to happen about a second before it does

>Be me a few weeks ago
>sitting on couch watching TV
>all good nothing out of the ordinary
>something makes me look towards the kitchen
>look over oh its just my cat
>For some reason I can't take my eyes off of him
>hes in the sitting position the whole time
>out of no where flash of light and he's a foot in front of me in the same exact position
>finally can stop looking at him
>mfw

Seriously I didn't really think much cause cats gonna cat. I just figured it was some weird fucking cat magic I'm still puzzled by this. Anybody else have weird cat shit like this happen??

>be out with a female
>dicking around in a park in prepararton of dicking around in her bed
>push shopping cart off curb
>it goes at an angle
>two wheels off curb, doesn't tip
>3 wheels off curb, only one wheel now touching the ground
>it stays level where it was for atleast four seconds at a very low speed
>it then drops like normal
>we both get a little weirded out but head back to her place anyway
I still think about it to this day

>two years ago, middle of summer
>buying groceries
>get some froyo popsicles too, pack of 4
>eat one on the way home
>get home, putting away groceries
>take 3 popsicles out of box, throw box in bin
>THUD
>go look in box
>there's a fourth (fifth?) popsicle inside
>melted and smashed
>open freezer, count and squeeze others
>3 in there, they're not melted at all

So the popsicle I ate... Came back?

>>16988427
Did you just steal a shopping cart from a dead bum?

>living with roaches
>see roach on shoe box
>weild shoe to destroy roach
>pull shoe back
>swing
>*le smackarooni
>shoe makes contact with box
>roach is 2 inches away from shoe, mounted on box

The bastard teleported on me.

Bumping, i love these kind of threads

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>this morning
>wake up
>9:47a.m.
>okay, i have no work so i might as well sleep in
>fall back asleep, have dream about zombie squirrels
>wake up
>look at clock
>9:47a.m.
>wat
>check phone
>9:47a.m.
>maybe i was just dreaming earlier
>fall asleep
>wake up
>9:47a.m.
>WATWAT
>start to think that maybe my clock froze
>right then it turns to 9:48
>oh
>kinda spooped
I had a dream between each waking and sleeping, so its not like i closed my eyes for a second and thought i went to sleep

bampu

Not sure if this fits as a reality glitch, but whatever.

>be a little kid, playing with toys in my living room

More specifically some little plastic alien thingies that came with my country's Cheetos or some other brand of snacks. They all had different colors, but they didn't have any painted details or anything, just solid colors for all of them.

There were different 'species' of aliens, the only ones i remember being an A-shaped creature with his hand in a waving position with a banana stem-like thing coming out of his head and another that looked like a little chameleon doing a typical T-Rex pose.

>had a shitton of them in various colors, but this is all about this one white, almost translucent chameleon-looking alien
>again, playing, when i noticed my white chameleon is out of my sight
>look behind me to find him, when i suddenly see a little white almost-translucent thing running extremely quickly near the wardrobe on the wall and past the sofa (see picture of a rough depiction of my small house's weird set-up)
>look near that spot, nothing
>haven't seen that chameleon nigga ever since

Still have one or two of the A-banana fuckers, though.

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>>16992027

>>16988416
go see a neurologist, that was a seizure. not even kidding. that would also explain why cat was in front of you, cat is gonna cat and that's what they do in those situations.

>>16989688
recently had to deal with roaches. unknown to me before i had seen it, these motherfuckers will jump out of the way, i shit you not.

>>16990945
legitimately happened to me the other day at 9:46am. first time i woke up it was ten, 10:04 actually, i know this because i checked my playstation and my phone. it was not that time when i woke up the second instance.

>>16988224
Blink <3

>>16988416
>>16992049
Seeing a neuro is probably a safe thing to do in this situation.

>be 3-5 year old me
>every single night each dream ends with me going on a neon green slide with two other kids
>slide at the bottom of it to where you would slide down to is a giant hole that leads to your room and to your sleeping self
>would always go down that slide to wake up
>each time i would wake up I would jolt awake as if I fell

I was used to it and actually ok with it. Now just thinking about it though freaks me out a little

>be 4-5 again
>playing hide and seek
>hide in closet
>elmo doll seems to look at me and talk
>it glows up while doing this
>nopes the fuck out screaming and crying for mom
>that passes and no big deal, whatever
>be a year or so later
>older sister gets this dragon that if you press the belly it talks and lights up
>one night find it at the end of the hallway all glowing and talking
>nopes out again

>>16988416
ever noticed your cat sleeps most of the day? they do this to conserve energy for hunting
cats can move at the speed of light in short bursts
what you witnessed was this

>be me
>late at night sitting in computer room
>brightly lit
>entire rest of apartment is dark, pitch black
>get up for something, snack or whatever
>go to door leading into computer room
>double doors with glass panes in them
>suddenly just stop
>hand on doorknob
>NOPE
>NOT GOING INTO PITCH BLACK ROOM
>it was such a strong sense of "don't go in there" it was almost like a physical barrier
>didn't hear/see/smell/sense anything
>but nope DO NOT GO IN THERE
>sat back down
>only sort of realized "wtf was that?" several minutes later
>i am not a superstitious or easily-scared person
>not afraid of dark in any other context

WTF happened?

>>16988427
physics is weird

>walking down sidewalk
>cars going by on road at a decent speed, maybe 40mph
>i hear some sort of metallic noise and look up
>spinning shiny metal disc comes bouncing toward me
>stops in mid-air directly next to me on sidewalk
>keeps spinning, levitating in air
>making this eerie hissing noise
>bounces 2-3 times, in place
>finally hits ground, spirals around, stops
>wtf

turns out it was a hubcap (a literal "hub" cap, the kind that are 4-6" and just cover the wheel hub) that had come off a car going by. but watching it levitate right next to me was beyond strange

>>16990945
one time i kept waking up and going back to sleep and each time my clock said 12:08
then i realized i forgot to peel the label off the face when i bought it

>>16988416
Your cat may also have been attempting this:
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Picard_Maneuver

>>16992154
Happened to me a couple of times too. Not sure what it is but I'll obey that sense just in case.

My experience:
Some months ago I had a ton of deja vus
But really big ones where I can recall absolutelly every detail on them. Things like
what I was talking with someone plus the song I was hearing at that same time, plus what time of the day it was, if it was hot or cold at that time.All the details you can imagine.

Small blog: Last month I had to drop from college for a while due to a small anxiety disorder caused by stress.Wonder if so many detailed deja vus where a signal that my brian was tired.

>>16992149
I fucking knew it, god damn cats....

>>16988396
I remember when I was younger, I was into those Guardians of Ga'hoole books (the owls and shit). in the first book they talk about this idea, equating it to the stars being, like, windows into what will be or something.
personally, I think it's you just dreaming the most logical and probable event, like when you how imagine something playing out, just while dream.
granted, that's me trying to rationalize how freaky it can be.

I can't remember the situation or how old I was but was in my teens. I can distinctly remember thinking "this can't be right" "impossible". Then remember being offered the "truth". Don't know by who. But I was shit scared and rejected. Too far from the comfortable reality I have. I know I was acting out of fear. When your reality is turned upside down I frightens you to the core. Don't know what it was but that feeling of utter terror sticks with me to this day

>be me
>about to brush teeth
>squeeze toothpaste onto brush
>observe toothbrush for hair stuck on bristles (happened once and I'm traumatized)
>engage eagle vision
>nohairthistime.aif
>begin to brush teeth
>whereisthepaste.webm
>look all over bathroom for 5 minutes and no paste to be found
>reapply paste
>wha

>>16995125
Had some ocurrences similar to this.

>go for something to drink
>fill glass
>put bottle back in the fridge
>glass is empty

>open door
>go to another room
>back into previous room
>door is closed again

>>16988187
>>at night I can hear my watch ticking from 5 metres away across my room
>>can't hear it from 1 metre away normally
that's perfectly normal

>>16992055
Poison and fire are the final solution to the roach question.

>>16988187
>at night i can hear my watch ticking
>at night
Me too. I think it's perfectly normal.

>>16995742
>have a coffee pot that has a timer
>typically fill and set the night before
>fucking high out of my mind one night
>fill/set coffee pot
>2min later check to see if i did so
>yup it's filled
>back to computer
>2min later check to see if i filled it again
>yup it's filled
>back to computer
>think i did this about 30 times before settling down
>no coffee was made the next morning
>wtf

>>16988416
maybe you were abducted or had a siezure

>>16987571
>go swimming with friends
>everything normal, floating at edge of pool with one of my friends
>she turns to me and says "we have to leave, soon," I nod and turn away for a second
>when I turn back to look at her, she's gone
>think she just dived under, so I check (goggles on), can't see her
>scan the pool area, neither of the two people I came to pool with are anywhere to be seen
>this is when I start contemplating whether or not I or they were ever real
>five minutes of me getting more and more frantic until
>I look towards change room, and see both my friends standing at the entrance, one waves at me
>I quickly swim across the pool, abd question them
>their story doesn't match up with mine
>I ask them if I'm real, if I was ever real, and if they're real (would they answer truthfully if "reality" wasn't "real"?) and they assure me that nothing's wrong

This still makes me question reality, it happened this year, shortly after my birthday. If it wasn't clear the changing rooms were on the other side of the pool, so she would've had to either walk around the whole pool or swim straight across (either way, I would've seen her)