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What are the most bizarre deaths you know about?

Pic related
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
love this kind of stuff lol
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>>16987148
>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.[5]

> was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening

Wew lad
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_(film)
anyone seen this?, should i wait for the remake?
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>>16987148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Elisa_Lam
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>>16987222
Fuck off with your overused 2spoopy4u bullshit
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>>16987222
>>16987228
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>>16987222
>>16987228
>>16987239
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>>16987222
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>>16987247
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>>16987222
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>>16987250
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>Guy jumps out apartment
>gets decapitated
http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/52333
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>>16987288
had a nightmare about this the other day
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>>16987299
well at last in this case you will get unconcious and die "fast"
got rescued ?
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>>16987148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zb27dfnlvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUHzuvpJklQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ub6-7UOuM
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>>16987262
i just learned and got a new fear

thanks anon
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>>16987262
Are pool drain really that dangerous? Fuck that I swim twice a week.
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>>16987316
>[YouTube] Water Slide Accident - Rider Falls Off The Ride (embed)

the horror
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I read somewhere that there was a bunch of lumberjacks that had a drunken hurt-yourself-the-most contest, and one of them, in an attempt to make it impossible to top him, grabbed a chainsaw and yelled "check this out" before buzzing off his own head

does that count? i think it's pretty bizzare
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>>16987262
Class A /x/ content. Thx for showing me something new to fear
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>>16987361
That's probably why most pools have their drains lifted, so that it's pretty much impossible to cover the whole hole at once
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>>16987361
man I remember reading a news of a boy who got trapped in a pool drain and lost almost all his intestines because the drain got covered with his bottoms. don't remember if he died later.
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>>16987262
Guts. Chuck Palahniuk
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>>16987377
scariest one
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>>16987316
That last one was fucking horrifying, how is that allowed on youtube?
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>>16987288
NOPE, FUCK THAT.
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>>16987459
>lost almost all his intestines because the drain got covered with his bottoms.
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>>16987361
>>16987445
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Graeme_Baker_Pool_and_Spa_Safety_Act
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>>16987316
the last one was nice in comparison.
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>>16987288
DRRRRR DRRRR DRRRRRR
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>>16987148
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident#In_1999
The lone surviving engineer was kept alive for 83 days after his DNA was basically destroyed. He was pumped full if antibiotics and antifungals. Before becoming unconscious he begged for death. Those cells that didn't die became cancerous.
As the weeks went on his skin bones and muscles sloughed off.
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>>16987288
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core
>lets just go crawl this tight and unmapped whole without knowing where the exit is
>what could possibly go wrong
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>>16987262

Mythbusters did a reenactment of an old diving suit with the bell helmet. If the air pump line broke the pressure would smash the body up into the bell helmet.

Pretty amazing the forces of pressure
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>>16987769

video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRC5R1jRO58
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>>16987760
Nothing ventured nothing gained
Evolution without courage shall be the ruin of our brain
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>>16987785
The sounds combined with the video actually made that pretty uncomfortable to watch.
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>>16987288
Junji ito flashbacks
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>>16987288
>nutty putty
I loled a little
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>>16987459
I think i've heard that story as a creepypasta, but if it was true, that is just an awful way to die.
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>>16987148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNamoHm6Vzw
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>>16987758
Bastards. Only a fool or a monster would keep someone 'alive' like that.
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>>16987288

what this fuking retards trying to prove?
that theres underworld alien town?

that fantasies should be put aside
its just human mental disease that tells you suffering is good
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>>16988020
it was a weight loss program, he was trying to lose fat quickly
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>>16987790
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Elisa_Lam


Yeah, well I'm still not gonna go fucking around in a cave. We evolved brains so we wouldnt do dumb shit like this
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>>16988375

edit somehow I copied a link in to my reply. Fuck me
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>>16987385
Sounds legit.
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>>16987459
>>16987969
It was a creepypasta. I remember it being on the wiki, and it had a painting to go with it. I specifically remember his intestines getting sucked out, though. I'm trying to find it but not having any luck, hopefully someone knows it, it was neat.
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>>16987758
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>>16987262
fuck
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>>16988445
There was an episode on 1000 Ways to Die that had that.
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>>16988445
>>16987467
Isn't it the story that this anon posted?
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This isn't paranormal. I do love shit like this though
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>>16988610
It is. Definitely not a creepypasta.
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>>16987459
That's not a real thing that happened. It was a story written by Chuck as the other guy said. He did a tour where he read the story while people held their breath, with the media advertising it as one of the most disturbing things ever bc people fainted.

You might know it from that one South Park episode
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>>16987316
flagged the last video for gore. How can this be on youtube
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>>16987969
>>16988445
>>16988666
it was real you morons
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/03/21/girl-whose-intestines-were-partially-sucked-out-by-swimming-pool-drain-dies.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/19619471/ns/health-childrens_health/t/pool-drain-rips-out-part-girls-intestinal-tract/
http://www.jems.com/articles/2007/07/pool-drain-eviscerates-6-year-0.html
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>>16987758
what is happening to you when you get irradiated like this? why do you just fall apart?
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>>16988710
With nonfunctional DNA, your body can't properly produce new cells to refresh the others as they die. Imagine a woman who could only ever give birth to malformed, stillborn infants, but on a cellular level. Your cells produce new material, but every one is a practical abortion. Eventually, as your "healthiest" cells die off and are not replaced, you literally just rot away like a living corpse.
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>>16987262
fuck that shit
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>>16988754
Pretty much this. I would add that certain cells are replaced relatively rapidly (surface layer of skin, intestinal lining) and for good reason. If these cannot be replaced, as happens in this case, Bad Things(tm) happen.
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This isn't technically a death, but it's a fate far worse in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuo0LwjOEtM
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>>16989026
Words fail.

Just. Just no.
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>>16989026

What the fuck happened to that person
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>>16989051

I think he has necrotizing fasciitis, a flesh eating disease. He's had it for 10 years. I wonder what he used to look like.
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>>16989054

Jesus christ I'm never eating rare steak again.
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>>16989051
I'm gonna guess failed suicide.
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>>16989066

What makes it so unsettling is his attempt to chant what I'm guessing is a prayer.
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>>16989026
That's a spicy meatball!
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>>16989026
It's just unimaginable. Worse that death by far.
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>>16989026
>7:35
>That fly crawling in and out of his face

I seriously can't even
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>>16989026
fuck I'm done with /x/ for today
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>>16989051
>Huynh Van Dat Note 52 in Cai nasal sinusitis, pus and necrotic operating nose and ate the face off the frame, when he visited the Buddhist mindfulness body needs for patients suffering renounce the security realm lac.Mong people to remember Buddhist merit for paying offline!
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>>16989054
If it's necrotic, why aren't his tongue and lower jaw affected?
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>>16989136

Beats the shit out of me. Maybe it's God's sense of humor?
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>>16987760
What indeed
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>>16987316
First one
>Family calls her "standing fan"(?) because of her freakishly large head on her tiny frame

wtf, damn that's cold
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>>16989242
>saved a .gif as a .jpg

You fucking dolt.
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>>16989026
that song though, so reassuring.
can someone translate/tell me the name of the song?
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>>16987204
>On the day of the accident, Slotin's screwdriver slipped outward a fraction of an inch while he was lowering the top reflector, allowing the reflector to fall into place around the core. Instantly there was a flash of blue light and a wave of heat across Slotin's skin; the core had become supercritical, releasing an intense burst of neutron radiation estimated to have lasted about a half second.[6] Slotin quickly twisted his wrist, flipping the top shell to the floor. The heating of the core and shells stopped the criticality within seconds of its initiation,[13] but Slotin's reaction prevented a recurrence and ended the accident. The position of Slotin's body over the apparatus also shielded the others from much of the neutron radiation, but he received a lethal dose of 1,000 rad (10 Gy) neutron/114 rad (1.14 Gy) gamma in under a second and died nine days later from acute radiation poisoning.

Holy shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eejQPUyeNiY
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>>16988062
>kept photos and a detailed log
where can i find these?
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>>16989026
fuck this retarded language, what are they saying?
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>>16987969
It's a short story by Chuck Palahniuk.
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>>16989026
>arirafa
What does it means?
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>>16988062
>Berdella treated him with animal antibiotics and injected Drano into his eyes.

Well yeah, how else do you treat a rectal rupturing?
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>>16989925
If Drano and dog pills are wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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>>16988163
there's a thing called cave explorers, they aren't trying to do anything anon
they're just exploring caves
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>>16987204
That's pretty fucking metal.
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>>16987220
It's real good.
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>>16989589
>tfw no RadAway
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>>16989849
that short story became reality for a 6yo girl see: >>16988686
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>>16989026
Fuck this gay universe.
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>>16987288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEKhgFrpd4
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>>16990387
jesus fucking christ why
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>>16990387
So I'm thinking now that claustrophobia isn't necessarily a "phobia" anymore.

I'm pretty sure every human being would be shitting their pants in this situation.

But I guess people with "claustrophobia" would no better to be crawling in this hole anyways
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>>16989589
Damn. So his split second reaction to flip the reflector dome off the core even though he was being seared by a bomb blast of cancerous heat pretty much saved everybody in the room?

If he would've shut the lid entirely everyone would've died, that's understood right?
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>>16988625
>this isn't paranormal

Fuck.

Off.
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>>16987288
i can feel the blood rushing to my head this is so fucking awful and vomit inducing
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>>16989609
Fucking surreal
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>>16987459
Creepypasta,creepypasta... This shit is straight out of final destination you faggots
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>>16990387
sick
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>>16987148
>>16987208
>60 cm diameter opening is too small
Let me guess... are you American?
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>>16987288
wait, did they get him out alive or not?
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>>16991147
They could not get him out at all. He died in there and they sealed up the cave.
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I wonder what hes doing right now
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>>16991192
Who? OP pic? He's not doing much of anything anymore.
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>>16991154
>>16991147
He died. The original pic was kind of misleading it made it seem like he was rescued.

The worst part was that they eventually freed him from the 90 degree angle L shape part of the cave with the pulleys and anchors drilled into the walls. rescuers began celebrating and then one of the anchors snapped and he slid all the way back down and got stuck exactly where he was before. He died not too long after that.
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>>16987262
So don't ever mess around with mechanical stuff underwater. Gotcha
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>>16990999
see
>>16988686
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>>16990999
Are you retarded?
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>>16987316
Looks fun
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>>16991154
i think they later recovered the body but yeah the cave is sealed now.
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>>16989820
>Someone is speaking a language that is different than the one I was born with and I don't understand them
>it's the language that is retarded
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>>16991324
>replying to a 14 hour old post just to start insignificant shit up again
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>>16991211
>The worst part was that they eventually freed him from the 90 degree angle L shape part of the cave with the pulleys and anchors drilled into the walls. rescuers began celebrating and then one of the anchors snapped and he slid all the way back down and got stuck exactly where he was before. He died not too long after that
God had a bone to pick with this man.
This man had to have been hitler in his past life
This guy had to have sat next to a black cat parade.
What in gods name does someone do to deserve such a fate
I can't even..
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>>16991102
To be fair, he could've been really swole.
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>>16991339
Ironically he was very religious and his family released this statement saying that they didn't understand God's chosen path for him but they respected it anyways

Bitch, God didn't make him crawl into a cave the size of a doggy door
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>>16991339
He used an unsecured name on a Swahili puppet board.
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>>16988681
fucking kill yourself
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>>16991339
That's just it.
Gods wrath is a moving target. If you believe in God, that is.
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>>16990893
Well he already had the screwdriver under the lid so it would seem to be the obvious reaction it seems to me.
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>>16991491
>the joke
>your head

Watch the video newfriend
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>>16991324
I am a professional linguist and I can tell you with authority that Asian languages are fucking stupid. Me learning this anal fuck backwards language would be unforgivably stupid, any person living in that inbred retard colony who thinks their language should be permitted on the internet is a neanderthal. Thank god we are losing languages so quickly.
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>>16991324
posting a video in a nigger-rat south asian language on the world wide web is a slap in the face to super-communication. Its like posting a video to download on your website in an obsolete file format. Sure you can figure out how to download it, but the needless inconvenience it puts you through fully justifies my exquisite hate for the lice-bitten micro-dick who posted this. Why am I stupid for not wanting to learn this backwards inverted transvestitie dick of a language? Because I don't want to spend thousands of hours memorizing words for things I already had perfectly good words for in a language which is probably not half as expressive as English?
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>>16990387
Fuck. That.
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>>16990088
That shit is nuclear.
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>>16991324
By posting this video the creator is saying "drop a nuclear bomb on my culture and eradicate me. I dont want to participate in the human race by learning English, I dont have access to 90% of the worlds knowledge due to my using an outdated feces language, I dont care about being able to easily read almost any obscure information I need to find, I dont care about not being able to express myself to the world, I am a living mummified relic with my anus spread to accept a nuke!"
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>>16991518
wtf even is this comment?
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>>16991518
>>16991537
>>16991547
I'm gonna die from all the edges in here
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>>16991582
You'll die from your retarded newfaggotry and inability to ignore bait shitposting first, moron.
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>>16991628
wow you sure showed him
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>>16987220
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_(film)
One of the best movies iv ever seen!!!! Fucking watch that shit!
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>>16991628
get a load of this tough guy.
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>>16991507
Yeah I'm just saying it's crazy that the pain he was being inflicted and the thought that he was surely already dead would've been enough for some people to lapse in judgement and make the wrong move. It's incredible he saved everyone in there
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>>16987288
>>16991147
Seems like he's still hanging out in that cave.
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>>16989026
>That fly crawling all over the wound
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>>16989026
what its like to chew 5 gum
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>>16989555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgMIT8gs4I
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>>16991102
let me guess, you're too butthurt about being yuropoor that you didn't realize that there wasnt a single american involved in the accident, just Brits and Norwegians?
stop being so shitty at existing.
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>>16990387
FUCKING WHY
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>>16989812
have you tried searching?
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>>16992772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU

why not add water to the mix!!
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>>16989026
This is the first time in years 4chan has managed to shock me to this degree. I just. Fuck, man, what the fuck. Fucking why. Whoever that person was I just hope he's at peace now, whatever peace even means. Fuck this.
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This was a fantastic, truly 10/10 thread and the reason I come to /x/. Shame 95% of other content on this board doesn't really come close.
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>>16987316
>waterslide
Ooooo, spoopy.
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>>16991547
Top fucking kek m8
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Russia ladies and gentlemen
>Vladimir Likhonos, a twenty-five year old chemistry student at the Kyiv Polytechnical Institute in Ukraine, had a fondness for dipping his chewing gum in powdered citric acid in order to give it a sour taste. This harmless practice was the catalyst for his death however, as he confused a highly explosive compound for his usual flavor enhancer. This simple error resulted in a small explosion as soon as the Likhonos’ saliva mixed with the unstable powder. Small, however, is a relative term as the blast was powerful enough to completely remove his jaw, and to cause disfiguring injuries to his face. Unfortunately—despite arriving quickly—the man was unable to be saved by police and paramedics.
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>>16988666
Satanic trips checked
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Of course Omayra sanchez, just can't imagine what she went through.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omayra_Sánchez
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>>16988020
desu it was done out of curiosity in the name of science
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>>16988754
However there is a possibility of a beneficial mutation if exposed to radiation. A very, very, very^100 small possibility. But I mean if you run millions of people through testing....Something has to give.
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>>16993197

>Unfortunately—despite arriving quickly—the man was unable to be saved by police and paramedics.

>Unfortunately

Can even imagine wanting to live like that
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>>16993381
The vast, vast, vast majority of mutations are neutral, actually. But people with radiation poisoning endure tons of problems, because of just how many mutations it inflicts. The problem isn't the 1/3^100 good mutation, it's making sure all of the mutations are of the good kind. So further compound that by a few exponents
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>>16989026
AH YEE DA FUCK

AYY LMAO
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>>16989026
hopefurry i wirr be rebrorn as a god or a peacefur frower
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>>16989054
It's surely not necrotizing fasciitis, since it's not a cronic disease, it kills you quite quickly if you don't treat it righ away. Every disease where tissue inside you just dies off and decays does.
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>>16993474
>>16989054
Not to mention that it's called "fascitis" because it affects the muscle fascia.
My guess is it's simply basalioma, ulcus terebrans to be exact, left untreated. An infection would have killed him before even going to that state. Basal cell carcinoma however, is slow, desctructive and often painless.
M
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>>16993482
see
>>16989126
it is an extreeme case of nasal sinusitis with some bacteria infection
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>>16991339
Sure, god has to go after Hitler in his second life because he just didn't notice him the first time. Why did he create Hitler then in first place?

You just can't face the truth: God doesn't give a damned fuck and lets innocent people die in horrible ways every second. Don't try to make yourself more comfortable by thinking that he might have deserved it.
Fuck, that's like the webm with the African guys setting a thief on fire - and someone renamed it, claiming he was a pedophile.
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>>16993484
I still don't buy that. Maybe if the surgeon was a complete butcher.
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>>16993197
My brother studied industrial microbiology and he once left a petri dish in our kitchen unattended. Me, dumb twelve-year old, touch the liquid on the petri dish and then asked what was it.

My brother made an anguished face and yelled me to run to the bathroom and wash my hands with water inmediately.

[spoiler]it was lemon juice[/spoiler]
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>>16993484
This is what ulcus terebrans can do, and I've seen worse.
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>>16993505
>>16993509
What surgeon? it looks like a remote village.
You can be right too.
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>>16991949
Pehaps decades later next brave heart that will get here will think twice seeing the skeleton before him.
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>>16991518
You're an asshole. Not kidding at all, fuck off and die. I don't care if this is a troll, because we don't need you anyway. There's plenty of people who study linguistics and aren't total dicks about the subject, because they respect it. We don't need you.
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>>16993535
I'm with this guy. Those languages are some of the most gorgeous sounds that will ever be heard on this planet, because they were created a long time ago using proper phonetics and etc whereas a fucked language like English has been bastardized for centuries. Two people that speak English can have just as much trouble communicating as a person that speaks English and a person that speaks Japanese, and that's because so many fucking people have added their own things that follow no grammatical or spelling rules. English is a fucking stupid language.
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>>16993545
How about stay on fucking topic instead of whining about bait on 4chan
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>>16987758
There's actually a book that goes through the 83 days that he lived. It's pretty crazy what he and the team of doctors went through. I recommend it
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>>16993549
there is also a one hour documentary but sadly is only in japanese
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>>16989876
It basically means praise Buddha in Vietnamese
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>>16993544 I've seen your "penis"
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>>16993565
Your "point" being?
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>>16993197
>>16993422
There's an animated gif somewhere of a guy with his face blown apart from biting a blasting cap.
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>>16990387
hated being in tight spaces my whole life
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>>16991518

You're not a linguist. Sucking cocks doesn't make you a linguist no matter how much you use your mouth and tongue.

>>16991537
>lol look at me im proud of my ignorance
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>>16993593
Why are you bothering to further shit up the thread by replying to shitposting from YESTERDAY that has already been replied to by other autists? Are you fucking retarded?
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only suicide on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4
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>>16987459
Guts bu Chuck Palahniuk. Move along.
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>>16993863
you are a retard who can't google or read the thread, move along.
>>16988686
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>>16989026

It's still better than CSI Cyber.
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Bad shit happens sometimes, but god didn't put him in that cave, he told him everything would be alright when he got stuck.
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>>16990387
why does no one just go in there with a bottle of vaseline and lube that thing up good
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>>16987148
bullshit
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>>16988382
>edit

fuck off.
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>>16987262
This reminds of this weird sex documentary I was watching once. It mainly told of weird fuckups during sexual acts, like retards dying because they were fucking a horse and got kicked.

But this one guy thought it'd be a great idea to stick his dick into the suction hole for the pool filter at this cheapass motel he was staying at. His dick got stuck in it and he was left there for over 12 hours because it was night time and no one came until the morning. Fire fighters had to turn off the pump, break the suction thing out of the wall and try free his cock which was now inflated like a balloon and blue. If I remember right he didn't get an amputation but I'm sure his dick was fucked.
Wish I could remember the documentary, it's on youtube somewhere.
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>>16994183
>tfw you discover there's an entire sexual subculture who does that stuff intentionally
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>>16990108
My sides
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>>16993545
>>16993535
you dont even get it
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>>16987262

what the fuck do you even do in that situation?

if your ass is stuck do you have to cut off your ass?

Amputate your whole arm and shoulder?

I don't see any other way to spare your life.
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>>16987316
>http://brooklynheightsblog.com/archives/52333

>water slide accident

I do this on purpose all the time.

>he's fine

welp.
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>>16987148
>It has been found that the body is totally drained of blood and there are no trace of blood anywhere on the ground. Incisions of different types are found on the bodies, all so clear-cut that they would have to be done with advanced technology, that didn't exist when the mutilations started, before 1970.

>Various body parts are found to be missing, normally, sensory organs (eyes and internal ears), tongue, the glands of the throat, mammary glands, sexual parts, navel, lower intestine, excised in such ways that suggest the use of laser like instruments and round sucking cups unknown to medicine

>In a case like that, the presence of cerebral edema without direct traumatic origin is a strong characteristic of an agonizing death. In confirmation, the autopsy CONCLUSION explicitly states as causa mortis (cause of the death):
>"...acute haemorhage in multiple traumatisms. There is a component of causa mortis by vagus stimulation"[implying cardio-respiratory arrest caused by extreme pain]."The victim shows injuries with vital reaction characteristics, i.e., there is the component "torture". The suggested modus operandi is: incisions in soft parts and natural orifices using sucking devices".
http://www.reocities.com/aliengrip/Mutilations/Guarapiranga2-En.htm
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>>16987459
It was a girl who got part of her small intestine ripped out by a pool drain
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>>16994583
>Amputate arm underwater
>other arm gets trapped trying to get away
fml
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>>16988062

this is why you should always be weary of homosexuals
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>>16992637
I like the bit where they say a di da phat
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>>16994607
why? do they make you tired?
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>>16987758
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokaimura_nuclear_accident#In_1999
i thought that picture was a burn victim
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>>16987758
http://japon-gekokujo.over-blog.com/article-tokai-mura-1999-2-morts-83794614.html
the images on this page....
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>>16993508
Yeah man but we all take safety beyond seriously when it comes to sciency stuff, especially biological chemical stuff. even lemon juice
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>>16988830
he seemed normal for a while after irradiation as the effects weren't noticeable until his body 'needed' to repair the new cells. then it was too late.
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>>16994583
Free the pressure (or rather, lack thereof) from the other side.
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>>16987262
naw fuck that shit

Hope the crab is okay though, to be honest
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>>16994970
sorry, don't think he is ok.
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>>16987262
Diver 3 is a real fucking hero, who would go down there when 2 other divers had already died?
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>>16989026

wow. just... wow.

i wish i knew the story here.

kind of reminds me of that episode of South Park, where Britany Spears (i think it was her) blew the top of her head off.
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Not really bizarre, but i thinks this fits well with the theme of brutal shit.

https://ripeace.wordpress.com/2012/09/14/the-murder-of-junko-furuta-44-days-of-hell/
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>>16989026
Doctor breen went too far this time
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>>16991339
NEVER LUCKY
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>>16993509
>let's censor his one eye so no one recognizes him
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>>16995371
rofl that completely slipped by me
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>>16994183
I remember jerking around the suction holes in this swimming pool we used to go to when I was a kid. We used to put our dicks near the holes and feel the sweet sucking sensation. Good thing they were not that powerful I suppose.
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>>16995371
Saw a news report before of the Mexican cartel killings were they cut a mans head, hands and penis off, then splayed them on the roof of a car, putting the dick in the head's mouth.
Thankfully, they blurred out the penis. It would have been too shocking otherwise.
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>>16994599
i've heard that cartels do this
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>>16987758
raspy voice


>just kill me already, Smoothskin
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>>16995577
family friendly thinking at work
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>>16987377
I needed that. Thanks
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Not a death exactly but I always found the case of Elmer Mccurdy fascinsting.

He was a train robber in the 1800s and was killed in a shootout by police. It was custom back then sometimes to preserve the corpses of criminals to put on display and charge people 25 cents to look at the body.

I guess he had no family so they sold the corpse to a carnival and they put his body on display across the country and made up different stories for him and dressed him up and shit. I guess he got passed around and was even stolen a few times. He ended up in a haunted house in California and the owners thought he was a prop but someone accidentally broke off one of his arms and discovered he was a real corpse. This was in the 1970s.

I want my body to be sold to a carnival when I die.
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>>16995202
TL;DR the guy who rapes, tortures, and murders a teenage girl with no motivation gets off with a slap on the wrist, murders someone else, gets another slap on the wrist, and is now free.

how are there people who oppose the death penalty?
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>>16989026
Jesus Christ. I had to stop chewing on my mars bar for a second.
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>>16987459
yeah I saw that on 20/20 when i was a kid
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>>16995918

Bleeding-heart liberals are pretty fucking stupid, huh?
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>>16988020
The doctors were bound by law, according to japanese law medics are obligated to keep the patient alive at all costs
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>>16996036
>Ouchi

Such a fitting name.
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>>16995918
The Japanese justice system at work.
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>>16993509
>>16995371
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>>16989026
Vietnamese guy here

I'll translate

the title says the stange illness of mr. huynh van dat of cai be, tien giang province.

The beginning is a a buddhist prayer and he is saying please help and deliver me, your child, for I have had a hard life
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>>16987148
ITT: Unrecognized Darwin Awards
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>>16996207
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>>16993588
sauce?
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>>16991102
That doesn't even make sense, that's less than a meter, imagine your body lengthwise through that, fucktard.

or did you never manage to get the square piece through the square hole as a lad.
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>>16989026
the saddest part is that this "treatment" is just prayers
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>>16993031
i love you
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>>16995858
Funnist thing I read all night.
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>>16993133
This.
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>>16993545
I agree, its so easy to misinterpret what people mean by what they say, communication by words is kinda stupid when you think about it.
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>>16996207
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>>16991424
>they didn't understand God's chosen path for him but they respected it anyways
Tbh those are the things that triger me at max lvl!
>Belive in God
>God brutaly takes it all
>Belive harder, respect him!
We landed on the moon, have living people in space, satelites. internet, modern medicine, 1km tall buildings and belive in things like songs will get us rain and good harvest, farting will make gods mad etc...
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>>16996207
that made it worse
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theres pics of it on google

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingchi
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>>16996608
>We landed on the moon
>satelites
>modern xxx

made me laugh
what about
>we haz nukez
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>>16990893
you dont get 'seared' by neutron/gamma radiation
the damage is only realised afterwards when you cells start dying from lack of DNA instructions to repair them of the damage
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>>16993611
For some reason this video has never been taken down. This was the first suicide I ever saw at age 12, thanks youtube.
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>>16994599
Aliens.
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>>16994599
Notice how they sucked all the vital glands out. These fuckers traffic in human hormones like cartels do drugs.
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>>16996207
>for I have had a hard life

;_;
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>>16990886
Well the thing is phobias describe an irrational fear of something. That's probably taking into account how rational a fear is in the first place. Claustrophobia would probably describe like, screaming because you're in a crowd or something, or thinking you're going to die because you had to ride an elevator and it felt too small. As opposed to panicking in a situation where you're, quite literally, stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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>>16995943
What about Cicada
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>>16993535
Taking a moral stand on 4chan is the number one symptom of autism
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>>16994183
Kek
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>>16994599
This case has been known about for decades and still there is no solid information about it.
No articles ever mention the victim's name, what kind of tools where used (knife, scalpel and so on) and the autopsy report completely lacks verification.

Normally I'd avoid playing the part of the obnoxious debunker but at this point the incident has been all hype and hearsay for too many decades.
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>>16993508
I'm a Microbiologist and I love doing this to people
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>>16987758
why would you keep him alive? fucking morons.
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>>16991634
kek
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>>16996378
Sure here ya go you asked for it

>>16997149
The Japanese have a different philosophy. They consider the knowledge gained to be worth the human suffering.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
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>>16996608
>he doesn't sing to appease the machine spirit
baka senpai
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>>16987148
That does not seem logical, I remember seeing some video that its a myth that you will explode. Your blood will probobly start to boil tho.
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>>16997186
Go read the wikipedia article and englighten yourself on how physics work? Read the hyperlinks within the article that leads to more articles? The references to the articles, the journals to how the science works, if you're still unbelieving of this simple thing that no one has any need to lie about?
Seriously how daft are you to think "oh this is not possible because I don't think it is even though I have no knowledge of anything at all and I'm clearly more correct in any standing that published journals of science dating back to centuries recorded by billions of human minds proven by practicals that operates to this day and makes the universe work. nope."

I seriously don't even know where to begin with you.
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>>16997186
He didn't explode, he was blown through a small opening and shredded. The others in the chamber died to they just didn't explode. Their blood didn't "boil" although a bunch of oxygen bubbles did form in it which is what caused their death directly and immediately. Their eyes did pop out of their heads too though.
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>>16989026
Taking it like a champ desu senpai
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>>16990088
Triple dubs!
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>>16994910
I always wondered how he went from essentially a skinless cadaver in the 2nd last photo to looking ok again in the last one. Apparently that last picture was him just after a skin graft, unfortunately for him it didn't take and probably slid straight off again...
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>>16987148

is he ok?
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>>16994183
Mares don't kick while you fuck them
They were doing it wrong or fucking a stallion in the ass
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>>16997770
He's still recovering but I believe 12 weeks after the accident he managed to walk on his own again so I think he's doing ok now
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>>16987727
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>>16997431
such a lust for dubs
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>>16987220
Why would you ever wait for a remake? Subtitles!
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>>16995601
Its easy to dismiss it as being merely conventional, but that dosent do justice to the peculiarity of the phenomena.

It mirrors the cattle mutilation phenomena,
>targeting the eyes and rectum
>done while still alive and unbound, yet with no sign of struggle
>blood drained
>precision incisions seem almost impossible, for example the guy in the picture had his prostate removed via his urethra.
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>>16987148
>http://murderpedia.org/male.B/b/bar-jonah-nathaniel.htm
straight up sounds like something from a horror legend theyd tell kids a hundred years ago
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>>16989386
You know
In china, people usually kill you if they hit you with their car
It's cheaper that way
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>>16997777
Sir how do you know that?

>>16996207
Hey Vietnamese guy, thank you for learning English.
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>>16997892
I didn't actually check if it was truth, as i have never been on china and have no way outside the internet to verify the fact myself
So i'm just spreading what i heard.
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>>16990387
WHAT IF YOU HIT A DEAD END
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>>16989476
Worse, saved anything on an apple product. You're still right about the dolt part though.
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>>16989026
why can't /x/ be like this all the time? this thread is great
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>>16998235
Because it's full of newfag kids and everyone else who used to come here for the creepy stuff stay on other boards and are too annoyed to post or contribute to good threads like they used to.
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>>16987262
Welp, there's another reason not to go diving.
Or do anything with water besides drinking it.
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>>16997777
They make breeding hobbles for a reason. Some mares kick no matter what.
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>>16990387
I'm not claustrophobic but shit I didn't even take 5 seconds without shivers down my spine
>>
Remember years ago a news story by Dan Rather about a man who committed suicide with a machine he created. It was essentially a cutting machine which slowly sliced him to death. It was only an evening broadcast ending and it was the only time I saw it. I think he even filmed it, but it must be lost now. Anyway, a strange and horrible way to die.
>>
not so much bizarre but just plain fucking cruel: Kelly Anne Bates

She was a 17 year old girl who was tortured by her boyfriend who was 30 years older than her. He gouged her eyes out up to five weeks before he drowned her. He stabbed her empty eye sockets and did a bunch of other horrifying shit. Her whole murder totally spooks me out and I always feel terrible whenever I think about it.
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>>16998919
In the US her parents would be in fucking jail
In the UK they're on fucking TV
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>>16989026
Good god that made me physically ill.
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>>16993611
Hey man nice shot
>>16994599
alien poachers
the civilized ayys use cloning technology.
>>
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXBCdt5IPg
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>>16998919
I meant up to 3 weeks but still it must have felt like an eternity to her
>>
>>16995918
>>16995984

The idea that the GOVERNMENT has the right to take your life away is pretty fucked up you must admit.
>>
>>16998248
what other boards?
>>
>>16995918
>how are there people who oppose the death penalty?

He didn't have to be killed. He should have stayed locked up though and rotted in prison, eventually getting shanked to death or something.
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>>16999038
I mostly mean the boards that have media that have potentially creepy aspects. No way to tell for the people who like generally creepy stuff like unsolved murders and such, but on boards like /v/, they love creepy threads, and in some meta threads and on /qa/ I've seen people say that they'd post on /x/ more if it weren't for the community.
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>>16999044
/v/? really. interesting...
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>>16999059
/v/'s always been a kindred spirit to /x/
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>>16987262
There goes my plans on being an oil rig offshore diver
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>>16999020
Good point. You should be able to whatever you want with impunity your entire life.

Just kidding. If you rape and murder people, you should die. And the fact that our government has a legal system to decide if you deserve death is a lot better than letting our citizens get ahold of your ass.
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>>16987288
i panicked and yelled out NOOOOO really fucking loud when I started reading that
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>>16997943
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>>16997943
THEN YOU MIGHT END UP DEAD
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>>16987208
did he die????
>>
>>16996207
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3245994/The-heartbreaking-story-man-no-face-Vietnamese-51-year-old-loses-eyes-nose-cheeks-mystery-disease-left-utter-agony.html
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>>16990893

Read the article. He was fucking about showing off. He had done the test almost a dozen times showing off. Fermi said they'd all be dead within a year if he kept doing it.

He didn't save them, he almost killed them
>>
>>16995918
Late reply but,
makes Martyrs look like a kids show
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>>16989589

Of the physicists and engineers affected

Age 24

Age 35

Age 34

Age 54

Age 36

Age 23

Age 23

I didn't know the workers at Los Alamos were so young. All of those but the last one are physicists, and the last one is an engineer
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>>16989026
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>>16991102
It's converted to the imperial system in the very post your replying to. Still being such a yuropoor.
>>
>>16999716
kek
>>
>>16995202
That made me feel ill
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>>16989609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0p_6G5GIeo

start at 1:05
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>>16994183
That was on channel 4 in the UK. Funny program.
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>>16995202
Since I read that yesterday I have not been able to stop thinking about it. I hate it that I cant do anything to bring the living pieces of shit to feel the suffering they inflicted, let alone do anything to stop it from happening again.

I've got money saved up and no attachments. I'm seriously contemplating becoming a vigilante superhero

>>16997138
The autopsy report blacks out the victims name for privacy but the coroners are listed. If you really want to do the world a service and debunk the myth you can learn Portuguse and contact the police dept. that released the autopsy report before you discredit it with no proof.

>>16998919
Lol searching google for "Kelly Anne Bates" and the top related result is "byford diving accident" with OPs picture as first result.

>>16999020
In order to remove general pests from society yes. in this case the young womans family should have the boys bound up and free to inflict 440 days of torture on them. There is no eternal heaven or eternal hell to mete out justice in the world, we should at least give a temporary hell to those who toy with human suffering. (we should get ahold of those mother-fucker grey aliens who mutilated the poor Brazilian guy while were at it.) Those scum deserve nothing less than infinity x infinity of suffering.
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>>17000098
>In order to remove general pests from society yes. in this case the young womans family should have the boys bound up and free to inflict 440 days of torture on them. There is no eternal heaven or eternal hell to mete out justice in the world, we should at least give a temporary hell to those who toy with human suffering. (we should get ahold of those mother-fucker grey aliens who mutilated the poor Brazilian guy while were at it.) Those scum deserve nothing less than infinity x infinity of suffering.

i was with you until the spoopy alien shit, calm down david
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>>16999546
>11 years
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>>17000098
calm down, we all know gooks have no soul and are natural born sadists
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>>16997862
>>targeting the eyes and rectum
>>blood drained
That's just how scavenging animals do, also insects will crawl inside orifices and eat parts cleanly off
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