gimme the creepiest greentexts you got, I have a few that

anyone got the one with the grandpa that told him to sit in his closet on rainy days?

told a friend about it but i forgot to save it.

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>>16958806
gotcha

>>16958832
thanks m8

I appreciate it.

bumpedee bump

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>>16960225

>>16960220
underrated

>>16960220
*fuck*

>>16960220
Damn

>>16960220
sheeeeeit

>>16957585
Well that was a fucking cliffhanger.

>>16957585
Any update on this? Prob not real but very good still

>>16960220
Sheeiit

>>16960220
Simple and very effective.

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Good read.

>>16958685
Hooray for Guardian Angel Ghost Dog

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Saw this a few day ago. It's such a good read that I have to repost.

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>>16965226
Bad cap, have a better one

>>16965226
This might be the best greentext ever. Looool

>>16965226
I don't care if this is real or not, this is perfect

>>16965251
this is the greatest paranormal greentext i have ever read.

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>>16960220
>tfw that's my post

>>16960220
Woah.

>>16967114
well shit man. Did you find yourself a home, or are teenagers still trying to set you on fire?

>>16964329
Interesting read, but a little anticlimatic. What the fuck happened? What's that red arrow pointing at? A cable?

>>16958832
Damn that was good.

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>>16967578

>Or are teenagers still trying to set you on fire?

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This is one of my old favorites

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You can say this one is stupid but idgaf it scared the bricks out me bum

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>>16960220
fuq

>>16970372
Holy fucking shit, I was nearing the end of the story and my fucking computer started buzzing and vibrating.
Damn near fell out of my chair.

>>16962565
It was a cow. The story was fake.

>>16965226
That's the single best story I've ever read on 4chan.

>>16965226
I cant remember the last time i laughed this hard, that hurt my stomach, shit how can you be depressed when people like this exist in the world

>>16958832
Mis Favorito

>>16958832
Gr8

>>16960220
I love this one

>>16958832
I don't love this one as much as many people do. It's better than most, but not one of the best.

>>16965226
what a faggot

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>>16965226
>>16965251
Holy shit, that's taking it to the NEXT LEVEL of spirit banishment
>He didn't even realize the ghosts were real until the full-body apparitions appeared

>>16964329
damn thats a good one

Can someone please post the one about the guy in a trailer park who made his son into a dog?

>>16970342
DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

>>16965226
>tells me he's been calling his home phone and leaving angry voice messages for the "ghosts"

Fuckin lost to this.

>>16976338
The whole story is just a literary masterpiece.

>>16965251
I got so fucking ecstatic reading this. This is the kind of attitude I aspire to have. Awesome!

10/10

>>16958832
Reminds me of pic related

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>>16976805
Shit. Forgot pic

>>16974764
Meh. Why wouldn't they just use knives like every non-zombie would?

bomp

>>16976753
Kek of the night

>>16967578
I got let back in a few days later, never told people about it, but no homeless people got torched so whoever it was either moved or lost their nerve.

>>16978297
Switched up modus operandi!

HE DROPPED THE TORCH AND PICKED UP A KNIFE!

Probably made it look like a robbery! Next time a bat. Next time a sex worker. Next time some random people.

!!! You should have killed him senpaifam!

>>16979357
Shut up, Jimmy. Take your meds, you little sperg.

>>16979359
Sizzle down. Cool off. Don't overheat Stew.

We're trying to keep a cozy toasty going clear here.

Anyways, do you think about what it'd be like to burn alive?

>>16957563
What the fuck is a cutthroat razor? Oh yeah, teenagers don't know shit about the real world. Never mind.

>>16979426
Please tell us what the "real world" is like, Old Man Hatey.

> cutthroat razor?
>"real world" is like
>Hatey
>burn alive
>Sizzle down
> Hatey
>Shut up, Jimmy
>Hatey

>>16957585
Sounds like she WAS one of those things and transformed and howled when she ran out of the car. Or that they belonged to her or something

>>16976668
This.

>>16975565
>dog people
here anon, have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUYEVL_2wFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwiz-yhLpT0

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>>16965251
>holy shit,you guys were real?
>goes to sleep

Dead.

>>16979435
Go experience it for yourself, sonny.

>>16979911
Attention seekers. Much like the denizens of /x/.

>>16981785
Here's the video referenced in that article:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UGDTsizPAU

I'm not too convinced by this specifically, the thing doesn't move at all, and his story doesn't explain why they didn't get any closer, different angles, what happened when they left, etc.

However, the pic of the burned up chest in the op post is compelling, but who the fuck knows if someone just saw it and said 'lets make a spooky story out of this'.

>>16981834
that is the magic of internet!

>>16970372
On god, that one is the first spoopy greentext I ever read that got me into /x/.

Something creepy, I tried to research if the creature resembled anything in native american lore. As far as I can tell it doesn't. But what I did find is the area the story happened in is a valley right under Ohio and native Americans stayed out of that area for hundreds of years because it had so much paranormal activity. The activity is also suppose to be stranger than normal creatures.

>>16970342
mayne how am i supposed to read this tiny text shit

>>16982704
Click the file name

>>16982704
Download the image and read it in a real image editor where you can zoom, or open it in a new window.

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>>16982704
Ctrl-mousewheel usually zooms

this board should be pink, goddamn it

>>16982754
>Bottom left corner
>Style: Yotsuba B
>Set it to Style: Yotsuba
Done

>>16981913
>huge ass gif

How about no?

>>16965226
It's shit.

>>16983259
You know what I mean. Should be NSFW.

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>>16983360
It's safe, I read the whole thing.
Obviously you don't have to believe me, so here is the image as a .jpg

>>16965251
> Again, none of this was made up.

lol whats the point

>>16974764
> doesnt know the difference between astrology and astronomy

lol

>>16983714
that made me stop reading it

>>16958685
this hit me in the feels , dogs are the best companions

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>>16965226
>>16965251
sounds like the type of shit kids in high school would tell each other to seem cool and popular

Anyone has the one with the butcher trying to break into the house of the guy who was sort of dating his daughter? Fake as fuck, don't know if it was meant to be funny, but the pics of the "butcher" creeped me the fuck out.

>>16984066
hHahajaha that is great, those creepy eyes

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>>16984066

>>16983884
confirmed for no sense of humor

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dropping in a few

>>16984840
something about the way this one was written just made it feel like a crappy middle school campfire story.

>>16984826
Fuck me... I am stationed at Fort Campbell

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>>16983884
>high school

>>16984908
Experiencing paranormal phenomena doesn't just magically make you a better writer

>>16981834
>and his story doesn't explain why they didn't get any closer
shit, i can explain that, they were scared to all fuck of the thing obviously
shit if i saw something like that in the woods back home i would try as hard as i could not to bring attention to myself

>>16981368
Made me kek

>>16985157
But the object/thing doesn't move at all. You'd think they would at least have a few seconds showing it moving, otherwise you'd just assume it was a statue and lose your fear. The lack of detail provided invites all sorts of questions.

>>16970342
>7th BTFO
>Strongest nigger in the world!

>>16984805
Thanks m8, kind of ridiculous now that I look at it again

>>16984983
Any spooky stories?

>>16984843
nice that pig head monster has its head twisted to its back

shit we need more any folderfags

>>16987349
That we do

>>16984805
This should be posted in a YLYL

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Maybe some of these have been posted earlier in the thread, in any case I'll dump what little I have

>>16968950
You can't cap this made for tv shit.

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>>16989947

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>>16989950
I remeber there was a story about Goatman earlier in the thread, and I have two. I can't be arsed to check which one haven't been posted.

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>>16989955

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>>16989957

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>>16989960
Technically not a greentext, but w/e

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>>16989964
That all I have. Finishing off with the greatest creepypasta of all time

>>16981785
I thought that pic was of a power lifter who just tore his pecs?

>>16989967
>I didn't even have time to eat fries

Made me kek heartily

Candle cove is my personal favorite creepy pasta

>>16990308
Maybe you are right, but i want to believe!.

>>16960220
>>16967114
Shit, this reminded me of something that happened to me. Buckle up for big twist.

>be 6 years old, first grade, first day
>sitting in classroom at my desk
>i'm near the window, classmate at my right
>it's recess so we're all eating our snacks
>i have a small sandwich, classmate too
>finish mine. still hungry
>see he has ham slices in his lunchbox
>"b-bro... can i eat some?"
>"of course bro"
>take a slice of ham, bite
>sudden disgust, shit tasted like fucking...
>... soap?
>tell him it's terrible
>he tells me it's a strange kind of ham
>alright, i'm a picky eater so i just buy it off

>fast forward to some years later

>kid dies. funeral.
>sad n shit, even though we barely knew ourselves
>i'm in his house, kind of a "funeral fest"
>all relatives mourning, i'm bored so i just look around the house
>enter in his room while nobody's watching
>see all his books, his bed, his properties...
>think, stuff like this must be hard for the parents
>see his lunchbox on a table in the room
>open it
>still ham slices
>... and cleaning fluid
>motherfucking mom poisoned his child like in the sixth sense

I could've died. Never told anyone, because I was too much of a little bitch.

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>>16990369
Go home m night.

>>16989864
>all evidence was conveniently destroyed

>>16990420
What did you expect?

>>16990369
Dude, wtf.

>>16990369
>6 years old
>first grade, first day

Not American but fucking what?

>>16962565
I've been keeping a collection of threads about that story, I uploaded it as a .zip file to this link. http //www filedropper com/wolf just add periods at the appropriate spots.

Yeah I know it looks shady as fuck, but you just enter the captcha and then the pop-up window should appear with the download.

http://imgur.com/a/Zmhjw#0

album

>>16990910
I don't understand your confusion.

Trying to find that creepypasta about a bar
turns out the entire story is about one person
Can't find it for the life of me

>>16991256
A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

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>>16991391
Have a shitty cap for future use

>>16991391
thats the one, thank you

I have a buncha creepypastas on another hard drive I could dump if anyone is still lurkin'.

>>16991391
this was almost as confusing as the Terminator Genisys plot

>>16991527
do it, everyone loves creepypasta

>>16991536
Alright, gotta reboot. Gimme a minute

>>16965226
Awful

Watch this... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sEwEc9LxSJ0

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>>16991546
Shit well, I hate to be a party pooper but my extra hard drive is fucked. I'll post my meager amount of caps on my main.

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>>16991604

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>>16991614

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>>16991618
Well I guess I fucked that one lol

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>>16991619

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>>16991629
Last one sadly. I'm gonna go get some food, maybe someone else can fill in.

>>16991643
This anon is on point.
Have a nice meal, thanks for the good reads.

>>16991643
>>16991726
I second that! Thanks for the reads. Some real good shit here. I'd dump, but I'm on my laptop - my desktop, with my folders, is back home. Oh, well.

>>16960220
>he runs like a kenyan
my sides

>>16957554
Does anyone have the instructions on how to do some obscure list of things in a diner for whatever reason? It's really long and kind of pointless.

>>16960225
>>16960230
>>>/lit/

>>16957585
those 'eyes' look more like street lights to me

>>16991256
>>16991447
>>16991408
>>16991391

Guys, that's not a fucking pasta
That's a fucking story by a real author, Robert A. Heinlein (Stranger in a strange Land, Red Planet) written for playboy but rejected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_You_Zombies

Fucking really? Mistaking one of the best science fiction writers work with a pasta? Shame on you.

>>16965226
Boss

>>16990343
Almost took the bait

>>16960225

I get tired of hearing about these self-satisfied jerkoff stories.

Figured this is the best place to post, but I've been trying to find this creepypasta I read a long time ago. Gist of the story is this kid and his family move into a small town, and sometimes they hear like a metal grinding noise coming from the woods. I don't want to spoil the story by revealing key details, but it also had some tree where you'd etch your name to make a deal with some being. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>16993121
Annnnnd nevermind, I'm a retard, just found it. Longest pasta of all time, but definitely worth the read. https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3e2zje/borrasca

>>16965226
Don't care if real, that shit had me laughin for at least 10 min. Fuckin top quality mate

>>16992522
>>>/gtfo/

>>16992828
So don't read them.

>>16992709
I remember finding that out when I first read this story on /x/, but what do you expect? Most /x/philes are going to be more into horror than sci-fi.

Anyone got the story where /k/ goes into the woods and encounter a goatman, and then fucking chase it while yelling the marine pasta and ending up breaking all his limbs ?

>>16965226
>>16965251
I don't get the whole snake bit

>sais he would buy a snake just to flatten it out with a rolling pin until it was dead

and then later on there's a dead snake in the street which he takes into his own home to stamp on and throw in the bin?

does he just not like snakes or am i missing something?

>>16989960
>.gif
nice try nigga.

>>16994117
It doesn't do anything. I waited for ten minutes.

>>16994122
you fucker. I trusted you. That shit just blinked.

>>16994174
What? How long did you stare at it? It did nothing to me.

>>16994182
I don't know how long it was, I opened it up, read the thing, read a few other stories and then looked at it again and it fuckin blinked.

>>16994204
Tried again and it blinked. Don't know how I missed it the first time. Sorry. At least you had a good spook.

>>16984999
>implying this actually happened irl

>>16994212
got me good.

>>16958685
Respect for the dog, they truly are a man's best friend

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

>>16957585
God I remember this. I was in that thread. One anon went there but never posted again after taking a picture near the place the first encounter took place.

>>16957554
Aaaaand I'm never ever going into the wilderness again...

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Don't know if this has been posted already but this is a hell of a story another anon posted here months back. I've always felt that with a decent budget it'd make a hell of a short film. You'll definitely need to take a minute to read through this one.

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>>16994516
I was in that thread. Still have no idea what he meant by "J376", the only thing that I was able to pull in a Google search is a biological compound used in airline fuel. I doubt it would have any sort of the effects on people which that anon described. Totally fucked up story though.

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11/10

>>16991391
>a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
sounds like something Rod Serling would say

now I want to binge watch Twilight Zone

too bad we don't have netflix anymore, youtube's selection is extremely disappointing

>>16958832
>google Redvark
>there's no prison named that
Why can't people telling these stories just pick a random town/prison/whatever name from fucking google?

>>16994687
I think you misunderstood the story. The prison was just made up by the grandfather.

>>16983884
It seems confirmed that the weebs don't like anything if it doesn't end with tentacle porn

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>>16957554
Not green text but fuck you

>>16994785
That's some heavy shit. You know, I used to like going innawoods before I starting lurking on /x/...

>>16994259
Was there an update on this?

>>16989967
This is genius.

>>16993816
I'm intrigued

>>16994259
Shit, I was in those threads. The guy got a trip later instead of posting his watch

>>16994516
That's smoe of the best things I've read in a while... horrifying things like this where you just can't immediately say "nah this didn't happen".

The dude who wrote it had some writing skills if it was fake though. You can almost feel a movie just by reading this shit.

That's some fucked up shit.

>>16981913
i remember that thread.
i was really hoping then was more to it.

>>16957585
What the FUCK

This anon's paranoia and shit put that girl in danger

There's a lot of shit this coulda been, 2 possibilities are obvious:

>girl is raped, doesn't want anon to call police because that's some weird thing victims do sometimes
>girl had mentioned horses, maybe the dogs killed her horse and she was delusional and running after them

Option 1 wouldn't explain why she was interested in the dogs, option 2 wouldn't explain why she didn't want anon to call the police
But still something explainable was going on I think

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>>16994584
That's actually kinda sad. Fuck.

>>16984840
Similar story, but better delivery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6RXypxdp0

Does anyone know what the fuck im talking about when i mention the greentext of this guy who went to go meet up with someone at his house, it was pree sketchy and he pulls into the guys garage, as he does he sees these dump trucks moving to block him in so he puts it in reverse and floors it outta there. Does this even sound remotely familiar to anyone? Please someone post it its my favorite greentext

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>>16957554

>>16996377
I remember one where these guys go into a forest in a truck and find some oversized picknick table and they get out to investigate it and another truck blocks their path but they escape in time

>>16979911
There's something really uncanny about the way they move. Creeps me out.

>>16982588
Link to anything related to that valley?

>>16970372
One thing I never get is why, at the end of these stories, the groups of people always 'swear never to talk about it again'.

If my friends and I saw some shit like that I'd definitely want to talk about it.

>>16996519
Thats not it but now I wanna read it lol

>>16965251
>Picks up the documents and wipes them with his balls
>abeula horrified

Oh my good God I fucking lost my shit

>>16981913
I could swear those carving pictures came off an urban exploration site that had scoped out some sewage tunnels that were carved intermingling with some natural caves.

>>16970372
Shit, I live 15 mins away from that area

>>16960220
oh shit.

>>16994516
As an infantryman I can tell you that his military jargon and room clearing knowledge is spot on, I believe he has actually done it before.. it's enough to give me reasonable doubt as to whether or not the story is actually fake.

>>16996747
Is everyone really inbred hicks?

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>>16996747
Go there tonight. Bring a camera. See if you can find that creature. Report back here.

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>>16997300

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>>16994883
I like the woods
Especially at night
The woods are quiet, the woods are dark..
Where no one lives and no one can see you
I like the woods..
But i'm starting to feel lone here, in the woods..
..Care to give me some company?
You will never want to come back

>>16997366
why do these kinda shit turn me on every time

>>16984840
dross pls go and stay go

>>16997300
>>16997313
Good read. But the 2nd part onwards just rang too much of a fiction story, which is fine. It was a good read. The part about the dog really got to me though, I can never imagine sadness to creatures like that.

>>16970372
Can someone explain me how the body of this fucker should look like?
I mean, under the human torso

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>>16970372
>>16997475
Well thanks for fucking nothing

>>16997753
This isn't a YLYL thread anon.

>>16997753
Killed my frightened boner.

>>16997753
I think the penis might be a little exaggerated.

>>16994516
>relays that anyone not wearing American DCU pattern mopp4 is to be eliminated via deadly force
>american steps out. none of us have the balls to kill him

way to not follow orders

>>16991391
Motherfucker I've seen that movie. Fuck you!

>>16960225
Saved for "Baron of burgers" 10/10 lmao

>>16998451
Do you remember the name of the movie? Sounds pretty good on paper.

>>16998720
Predestination.

>>16965226
>>16965251
So fucking inspiring

>>16965251
I have a spirit that follows me around, lets just say next time i see that nigga he is gonna eat punch, thanks for the inspiration

>>16997753
laff'd. Hard.

>>16996972
>>16996747
Good luck, anon

>>16957563
anyone else notice the guy's username was skinwalker? Id love if he was implying he was one, and was trying to get you killed

>>16990369
Too late now move forward m80-i28. Kill the bitch, make a hobby out of it! On weekends do surveillance, get routines down, figure out the best mode of leaving no evidence behind. If you want to get saucy with it try and capture her alive, torture a confession, whatever you want, but most of all just have fun with it.

>>16990910
your first grade is called "kindergarden" in america. our first grade is technically the second year

>>16998866
anyone got the pasta written first person by a skinwalker? Where he tries to befriend the humans but they just freak out

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>>16999021
sounds pretty sad.

>>16989957
so fake

>>16997300
>>16997313
Jesus, that's haunting. Like an Australian Lovecraft story.

>>16981785
I live in Tennessee. Seems like alot of shit happens here. Maybe because like 60% of it is farmland and shit.

>>16997313
>>16997300
genuinely terrifying

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>>16999021
No, but I have something else written by one.

I've got a little OC, probably not paranormal but still pretty fucking creepy.

>be me a few years ago
>living in a big house in a clearing next to some dense woods
>parents split up so just me brother and mom in the house
>we have this screened in back porch where we have a few cats
>back porch stays unlocked because sometimes mom gets up and smokes during the night

Sometimes the cats would open the door, it's not too hard because it's one of those lever handles where you just pull down to open it, all they'd have to do is jump at it

>one night, can't sleep
>mother is on trip to Texas with some guy she's dating, brother is at college
>around 2 AM
>hear door open downstairs
>fuckingcats.jpg
>decide it can wait until morning to close, not really cold out and screen on porch keeps most bugs from getting in
>wait for cats to inevitably come upstairs and fall asleep on my office chair like they usually do
>30 minutes pass, no cats
>finally hear wooden steps creak a little bit
>assume it's cats, close eyes to go back to sleep
>as the wooden steps creak more and more, realize cats are a little too light to make steps creak that much
>remember entire family is gone
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>creaking stops
>slightly open eyes, try to act like I'm asleep
>see big fucking silhouette at the foot of my bed
>like a man in a big coat just standing there, watching me
>the Great Wall of fucking China is being laid in my pants
>doesn't move, just watches me for what seems like hours
>eventually shuffles out and goes downstairs
>start locking porch door after that

Probably was just sleep deprivation or lucid dreaming but still scared me shitless

>>17000765
Bruh, I don't think that was sleep deprivation, if it was, you're brain would be trying to get you to sleep, not do stupid shit like that to keep you awake, be careful man.

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>>16960220

>Last line

>>16991643
Wtf this one is fucking stupid lmao

>>16994553
if you search j376, it shows results for Camp Bucca, Umm Qasr

>>16957554
Sounds like a wendigo

>>16958685
Even in death, dogs are loyal and protective

>>16976808
>>16976805
Holy shit yes

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Classics are always fun, aren't they?

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And another one.

This pasta got me hooked on /x/ years ago. Rarely see it anymore.

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>>17004644
Forgot pic.

>>17004633
Well at least they were polite.
amiright?

>>16984805
Opened the pic and only saw a bit of the face then noped the fuck out. Came back to it and started laughing my ass off
>looks like hes wearing a mask
>thats his angry face

>>16965226
>posted in every green text thread.
>same responses, every fucking time praising it.
Fucking samefag forcing this shit. It's neither funny nor scary. Fuck off.

>>17004646
>the idea of it makes me incredibly uncomfortable
>does it stoned instead
Pot has a thing for amplifying the creeps by about 10.

>>17004689
i think you're just gay m8, that story is hilarious

>>17004633
Holy fucking christ that was shit, never post this again pls.

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>>17004728
hey there friend
sounds to me that you've tread too far from your original path
please allow me to redirect you
>/facebook/
>/tumblr/
not so many grumpy roody-poos there! and you would certainly acquaint yourself with others the same high school age as you. thankyou for stopping at 4chan but srry no ty. bye

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>>16993816
>>16995387

>>653620522

>>16961290
nigger stfu. that shit has been reposted more times then your mother sucked dick

>>16989967
>I hope someone would this mystery anytime soon.

>>16996747
Lol me too

>>17004823
This is gold

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>>17004823
Havent kek'd this hard in a few weeks, thank you anon

>>17004763
we can all see the one who doesn't belong here you 11 year old weeaboo recluse cretin
reddit go

>>17005198
>weeb
>doesnt belong here
You do realize where we are, right?

>>17000309
>steal all cats in the neighborhood
>life is good
fuckin kek

>>16991643
>Very interested in the year 2112.

So they see a free Rush Concert? I need to get to that lightbulb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZm1_jtY1SQ

>>16997313

Who wrote this?

I must give them money

>>16982704

>>16957554
I remember a story about a guy who had found a hidden group/site online, something about KINGS or something, basically goes insane by the end and ends up typing in all caps gibberish. really had me interested from what I remember, easily one of my fav reads from /x/.

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>>17006723

>>17006741
Thanks anon

>>16960220
bretty gud
9/11

>>16983360
how about opening it in a gif expanding extension like gif scrubber you dumb faggot?

>>17006741
could you please make the image worse quality senpai?

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>>16996747
Ayyy a dub v bro. Hello there frand

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>>17006840
How's this fellow anon

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>>16989964
The original photo, of the Tower of Silence located in Mumbai. Original concept though, reminded me of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

>>16958685
I almost fucking cried

>>17006821
sorry don't understand nerd talk.

>>16996747
>>17006845
There are so many WVbros on /x/, Athens reporting in

>>17006983
I want to vomit just imagining the smell. Who would create such an ungodly cess pool?

>>16957563
This seems ridiculous. There are no "peaceful" skinwalkers.

You become a skinwalker by doing a horrible thing that was so bad you are no longer human.

They're evil creatures.

>>16996747
>>16970372
i'm really not sure if i should ruin the mystery for you guys or not

>>17007809
Perhaps they can regret and find Jesus :3

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>>17005348
This place was originally made for your kind, but then the Internet took over. You're now the scum to the degenerates. You fit in nowhere, not even where most of the betas of this Earth come to congregate. Good luck living your externally lonely existence.

>>16965251
This made my day. Thanks, anon.

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>>17007930
This kept shimmering between creepy and hilarious, really fucked with me.

>>16983751
same.

>>16965226
oh my god you sound like a faggot

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>>16957585
I got curious.

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>>17009657
Forgot to mark it. Anon said Country road something that turns to Makanda. There's Country View Ln on the left. Old US Hwy 51 turns to Makanda. I followed Makanda and it turns to roads that don't have Country in the name.

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>>16979426
It's a straight razor, you dumb faggot.