Pssst, there are aliens working with high powered humans to manipulate

ayy lmao

>>16950192
aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy lmmmaaoooo

>>16950192
>high powered

In what way?

>>16950216
In the ayyyyy lmao way

>>16950216
People capable of influencing large masses.

That is my fetish

>>16950198
Obviously you havent heard. They have a harnessed a great power through a engery source that is so rare it only exist i one place. The best of all, they call it a fucking.

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ayy?

>>16950221
A couple of years back, I dreamed of ayy lmaos showing the exit as a bright portal of light.

In a different dream, a guy sitting next to me got possessed by a demon and tried to kill me.

Thoughts?

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>Fuck this gay ass earth
>doing cocaine until I die
>cocaine
>COCAINE

>>16950192
Again??? Man... I just can't catch a break this week.

>>16950241

ayy lmao

>>16950251
ayy lmao

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The aliens are actually microscopic and found their way into our brain chemistry a long time ago. They disguised themselves as neurochemicals before they invented language. All just for a laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDK-nJCiqc

What kind of slaves? Party slaves? Sex slaves maybe? Or the regular old "lift that crate or we'll beat you near to death" slaves? What are we in for here?

>>16950359

L. Ron please go.

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>>16950359
vo-cal-cord parasites.

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>>16950243

>sharing my cocaine with michael caine

>>16950221
How? Through media?
So they are jewish aliens?
Why would they let matt damon on mars? Its silly.

>>16951395
They are jew-aliens, beware anyone that was granted the name Julian, or Julie. There is a reason people have been trying to get rid of them since the beginning of time.

>>16950295
ayyy lmao

>>16950192
post webm of this alien doing coke

>>16950192
callin all space niggas

>>16950192
They call my dick Kentucky Fried cock nigga finger licking good balls deep in your mom's pussy

>>16950359
You are enlightened Anon. Also God is of the same type. Can you guess which chemicals God is?

slurp slurp skeet skeet

>>16953059
>You are enlightened
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH. Really, anon? Really?

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>>16950192

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>>16954238
I keked meself up, all the way up to tannhauser

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ayy lmao was invented by aliens to stupidfy humans and beliving they are harmless
When aliens attack in near future people wont defend out planet, we will just post ayy lmao while they blowing up our cities

>>16955393
>When aliens attack in near future people wont defend out planet, we will just post ayy lmao while they blowing up our cities

is that not a fitting end for the human race

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>>16955393
you one of them alphabet bois, aintcha?

>>16955393
ayy lmao

>>16950192
you forgot the part where human slaves are used to take over the crack game

>>16951778
>>16951933
>>16953045
>>16956739
That video deserves an Oscar

>>16950192
why should race matter to aylens?

HOLY SHIT OP I HAVE OBSERVED THE SAME THING
But i have broken off with this system.

>>16955393
Also possibly this.
>>16958999
From their*

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>>16951778
>>16951933
>>16953045
>>16956739

I wonder if there are any aliens, angels, devils, gods, or spooks that would be interested in helping me take over the crack game.
I feel like Papa Legba would be down for that kind of shit, but I'm white.
Money is so just so tight as a NEET.

>>16959083
dat papa legba swag though, baron samedi or baron la croix could probably match it

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>>16950192
nigga please!!!

>>16950401

Sex slaves most likely.

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>>16959083
Ye just call up maa lady Sante Murte and leave her some cash at the bottom of a well and she'll set you up prob

>>16950192
No thats what it looks like, they are just here to calm you savages down and knock you down a couple notches for my
coming

If they didnt I would have been dead by now and you all would literally be going through hell

They fed you subliminal passive micro aggressions to make you feel you were being wiser or more tactical but to an actual intelligent being this is not subliminal and that potential fluctuation might as well be a constant kinetic action.

>>16959508

En ingles por favor

>>16955393
>Conquered by memes

>>16950359
>>16953059

so psych meds good or bad?
which ones?