Sentences that make you paranoid like "Ive been watching

>As your friend died, he spoke of a living pyramid, but such a thing does not exist.

Powerful neodymium magnets can help to heal certain wounds.

People usually post cryptic sentences in schizo threads, and they always get to me. I'm sure it makes sense why.

People fucking with me on /x/ makes me feel alive

'It's a fucking' makes me feel uneasy on the inside

I've only just begun to roll heads. There are many more to come.

I didn't think I'd live to see myself in the worng end of the "sharpie in the pooper" thing

>>16944355
There is no wrong end

This is not an exit

>Do you read Sutter Cane?

Worried?

I wish the entire human race had one neck and I had my hands around it

>>16944217
BILL CIPHER

>>16944396
You know you're a member of the human race, right?

>>16944396
Hahah what a faggot

>>16944208
I know what you did.

baka

>>16944396

>I wish the entire human race had one neck and I had my hands around it

*flexes Fedora!*
as i unsheathe my katana i realize it is not needed as I am squishing your head with my fingers.

>Hey, remember me? From the bar last month. We need to talk. I'm pregnant.

>>16944529
Or even worse.
>Get tested.

>>16944208
>Whenever I wake up in the morning, I always think to myself, 'Am I the same person as I was yesterday?'

>>16944208
> "I love you so much that I'd slice your head off, so I could bring you with me everywhere, we'd always be together. "

>>16944363
being the sharpie

One time back in 2008 I was searching around on the internet late at night after watching spoopy ayy lmao videos, and came across this website that had been linked to in one of the Youtube video's descriptions. It was a website documenting various UFO stuff but it had an FBI thing on it instead. So the FBI shut it down.

I then got a cached version of it and it was a black screen with the words "I just want to go home." on it.

Creeped 14 year old me out. (inb4 b&, no I am not fucking 14 now, I'm in my twenties)

>>16944208
>I took a little bit of your hair while you were sleeping.

>Humans can lick too

>>16944396
Edgelord

>>16944318
How do you feel about the weird ramblings that some characters go on in True Detective? Same type of feel?

>>16945169
You got me anon

>>16945311

You mean you don't know where that phrase comes from? You should Google it, pretty famous.

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reposting from another thread and also relevant because the phrase unnerves me to no end

>Anon asks if we had any experience with summoning spirits

Not directly, no. But I did call someone who started coming into my dreams and fucking shit up for no particular reason after I tried to call upon them, though. I experimented a self-researched branch of spiritism that I had to drop after it gave fruit because it was so detrimental to my mental health that I couldn't bear it.

I couldn't see him, but he had a soft echoing voice that unnerved me, and every time he spoke I'd feel a cold drilling pain on the back of my head, and when the pain became unbearable I'd wake up, this lasted for a whole month and I was completely unable to sleep properly, I'd wake up 3 or 4 times a night and his voice wouldn't stop until he seemingly disappeared for no reason.

Trying to remember now is kind of a blurry memory, but I did write the first thing he said to me, and I'll have that carved on the back of my memories until the moment I die:

>Curious, Isn't it?
>Among thousands of millions of Gods,
>Your people are the only ones able to dream!

I'm connected to your Wi-Fi

Airplanes source of power cannot liquefy buildings metal framework

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>>16947696
Damn...

>>16944208
I have connections. I know how to find you, so don't try running away.

>>16944208
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

>>"One of these days that book will say Berenstein Bears, and I'll know I've finally returns home"

>>16944208
>hi
Gets me every time.

>I woke up to my mom's voice calling me downstairs. Making my way towards the hallway where the stairs were, I heard her whispering: "Don't go downstairs, I heard it too."

>don't dead open inside

"It's a fucking"

>>16944349
it bothers me but more because it makes my brain feel like it's hitting a wall. I get the same feeling with the whole 'an hero' thing when it's used in a sentence such as; he's an hero now. Ugh It's just such a bland, grammatically frustrating array of words.

any time some says "Would you kindly" I get paranoid... thanks a lot bioshock

>>16948115 Ma nigga

>>16948120
Literally the worst thing to hear after someone says my line.

>I've been... very naughty

if this gets to you, PLEASE WAKE UP

>>16948811
It got to me, but I don't know what to do with it because I can only speak for meself.

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Always this. Relatable and sets off multiple fears in one

>>16944396
"And for these things, I am not the least bit sorry."

>>16944208
If you knew how much I HATED YOU, EVERY BIT OF YOU AND WHAT YOU DO and how much I had at my fingertips, how deep everything went in places you thought you really, really KNEW but never questioned for more than a moment, how much I am willing to go for at every waking second OF EVERY DAY, no one, not you or anyone else here, would ever feel safe again.


Go ahead and tell them. We'll see who's at your door tomorrow.


[insert random appeal for help]


A bolt from the blue: How well do you really know others?


The behavior of the raccoons will change.

"It sounded like a thunder, but it didn't come from the sky. It came from the entryls of the Earth. A call from far away. A Call for help."

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Think about it.

>I'm at the Pizza Hut
>I'm at the Taco Bell
>I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Sometimes, some random questions pop up in my head from nowhere, I dream I am being interrogated, but I kind of let them interrogate me (I fell like they couldn't hold/kill me even if they wanted).
These two questions until now.
> Who are you?

> What happened?
Probably some more will appear to me, like the others, from nowhere and my dream will go on on me being interrogated and answering these questions. A new one appears a little after the previous one gets answered by me in the dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPCcf4XNeOg

Enjoy.

>>16945340
I've never seen it, unless you can describe what the ramblings are

>>16945083
There's no wrong end if the pooper belongs to a sexy lovely young lady.

>>16944388
Kek

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When I get sleep paralysis and my "friend," visits me.

>"What are you doing here again?"

>>16949144
kek

He/she doesnt bite

>Don't turn your back on the body.

>>16944396
"Yes, hurry it up, ya hoosier bastard! I could kill a dozen men while you're still screwing around"

>>16944388
That movie fucking blows. Smh desu senpai

Smh senpai

>>16944403
>>16944408
>>16944450
ya'll motherfuckers need to read about Carl Panzram
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Panzram#Execution

You're not supposed to be in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnCe3kElUCo

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"I want to talk to the manager"
>tfw you are the manager.

he who waits behind the wall

he comes

If the light goes out here, it goes out everywhere. And you don't want that, do you?

You are currently watching a documentary about the 21st century in a highly-advanced BCI tank. There was a power surge and now we can't get you out. We're working on it but it might take a few hours out here. Just sit tight.

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>>16949021
Nigga yuo are a pussy
I can take my mom anytime, I can take her clone, I can take both of them if it comes down to it.
I will whoop their ass I dont give a shit.
This shit aint scary, pussy bitch.

>>16945095
That's not a sentence

>>16950039
chills, every time